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siltslut · 11 months ago

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“Uncredited as Mr Bonzo” that’s a neat way of saying it’s alex doing a funny voice again

#jokes jokes ofc #but after jared hopworth one can never be sure #tmagp spoilers #tmagp #the magnus protocol

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homkamiro · 6 months ago

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Sillay heavymed commission!! They cookin!!!!!!

#the joke on the second picture is that the lyrics of the song is actually a description of gore #“i divided your body in 3 parts” “sold your liver burned your lungs” and etc #and heavy is blushing because this song reminds him of medic #medic is listening to rammstein ofc #team fortress 2 fanart #team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #heavymedic #red oktoberfest

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claudiadpdl · 5 months ago

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is this the official sign that we've made it

#im joking ofc #it's the show of the decade to me #also i got claudia but who's surprised #iwtv #interview with the vampire #jacob anderson #sam reid #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #assad zaman #eric bogosian #delainey hayles #bailey bass #claudia eparvier #claudia iwtv #armand iwtv #s.txt

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uncanny-tranny · 1 year ago

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It's honestly frustrating that I've seen non-Russian queer people almost bragging about how they would be illegal in Russia, labeled an extremist or terrorist. Russian queers are in danger, their government has made it clear where it stands, and it's made this effort for the better part of a decade (even longer, perhaps). This will kill people, don't mistake this for a quirky little proclamation from a government, akin to somebody saying the sky is pink. Russian queer people were already expressing their fear, and the least we can do now is express our love for them, and advocate with them.

Russian queer people, I love you. I love you all so much. I am so sorry, I cannot begin to express the grief that I feel, and I hope that you are safe. Words cannot encapsulate how I feel as a non-Russian, and I cannot hope to comprehend how it feels to actually be in this situation.

#queer #lgbt #lgbtq #ofc this has been brewing for a long time and it has been really troubling to say the very LEAST #honestly i have seen russian queers joke about the situation which feels different. honestly it's almost admirable #i just can't find it funny to see non-Russians do it simply because the threat of prosecution or death for people is too high in my mind #it feels almost voyeuristic when non-russians joke like that to me #like i've joked about the state of (us)american queer rights when it feels too bleak but i live here #i guess when people only joke about it it tells me they don't think it's a big deal or that it won't affect queer people...#...because it won't affect them as an outsider likely #it's just shitty. all around. and it's the type of thing that i'm not sure what to do #queerphobia #queerphobia tw

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thyhauntedmansion · 16 days ago

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“Nina is fine! She’s gonna come back!” I say as I’m put in a straight jacket, being escorted to Arkham.

#cried a lil then had to pause it for the doctor phosphorus sex joke #HOLY FUCK #THE BRIDE WALKING OUT TO THE WATER THE ENDING THE REACTIONS EVERYTHING OH MY GODDDD #THE PAY OFF WITH BRIDE OBSERVING EVERYTHING AND COMPLETEING THE MISSION #the angst.. god #how are we feeling?#because ofc I’m in shambles #fishbride #nina mazursky #the bride #I’ve been waiting for Nina’s episode to write HC’s about them #let’s all be delusional together #creature commandos #creature commandos spoilers

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rystiel · 2 months ago

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that annoying moment when getting left for dead in the trunk of a car in your 20s comes back to haunt you 40 years later (take a shot every time ford says “stanley”)

#i love making ford look like a kicked puppy #my favorite pastime #i also like making stan suffer then he brushes it off like a joke <3 #these guys have issues #anyway context? what’s that ahaha #but idk. i guess in their adventures they get into fights with things and people #and eventually stan gets pushed and locked into a trunk or one of those little freezers that lock on the outside #and he’s in this tiny space and he can’t just push his way out so he panics and forgets where he is for a second #and by the time ford gets rid of the people/things attacking and finds wherever stan went (kind of easy to tell when he’s yelling)#he’s gotta like. ground him or whatever #those 6 fingers come in handy bc he’s just gotta grab onto stan’s hand and let him feel those 6 fingers against his hand #👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼#anyway i lowkey don’t even like the dialogue in this #and ofc the drawings are low quality as usual #but whatever i am Not going back to work on this lol #idgaf take whatever i give y’all guys 🗣️#gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #gravity falls fanart #stan twins #sea grunks #stangst #??? yeahg #my art #rystiart #i’ll have it in me to sit down and make something better one day but today is not that day #also ahem. he repeats please a lot when he’s about to die haha. why do y’all think he hates saying please so much? 😇

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mildarka · 10 months ago

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Big fan of immortals finding joy in very mortal things... like mcdonalds

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mechahero · 6 months ago

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//Ah screw it. Showing them off anyway.

//I know it's late but you guys want to see an oc I'm working on?

#//silly gem creature moment!!#//need to draw some more of her on top of giving it the digital treatment but that's for later #//her nickname is devildot and she would have taken the job to work on the cluster in a heartbeat #//she's the gem equivalent of an obnoxious tech bro dbhdfbh #//ALSO PERIDOTS ARE SO SO FUN IF YOU EVER WANT TO DO STUFF WITH ALIEN TECH #//i mean you can just do alien tech in general BUT IT'S FUN TO HAVE A CHARACTER SPECIALIZE IN IT #//🫵 YOU GUYS SHOULD MAKE PERIS TOO IF ONLY SO THEY CAN PELT HER WITH ROCKS FOR BEING ANNOYING DVGHBFBHNJ #//joking ofc joking!#backup log {ooc}#mocha's art

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thesaintofpatience · 5 months ago

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Here's the thing about all the memes John uses in TLT. Sure, Jod is horny for the 2010s, but I can't believe that after 10,000 years he hasn't bothered to get down with any fresh new material. Never mind a myriad of human culture developing its own linguistic quirks - I'm betting the original Canaan House 16 had plenty of time to come up with some of their own. For example:

Skeleton construct #230 (Scotty Boneman) and skeleton construct #39 (Grunkulous Prime) and their long-running feud

Excessively anatomical descriptions for normal actions e.g 'don't you elevate your supercilium at me, Valancy. Stop oscillating your cephalon in my direction.'

Responding to one of John's unfathomable inside-joke references with a solemn nod and intoning the words 'glumpus glumpus' to acknowledge Divine and Unknowable Wisdom

Forgotten objects that may or may not have been sex toys (Cyrus and Valancy's nude portraits are a continuation of this)

[pointing at a picture of any animal that no longer exists] 'What kind of dog was this?'

Necromantically juicing up your muscles to insane proportions before e.g opening a jar, turning a key, writing down a note

Referring to any distasteful outfit as a 'sex ward'

'or as they say on the Eighth: if in doubt, slut it up' (Mercy and Cristabel do not approve of this one)

Tendon loving care

Convincing one another of fictitious new slang from the other Houses.

[after summoning a bone construct/flesh monster/skeleton army] I can never get the nose right

How many of your own joints can you dislocate mid-conversation before somebody notices

Wearing your lyctoral cape any way except in the way that it was intended to be worn

And, of course:

Lyctor? I hardly know 'er!

#the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #gtn #tlt #I'm just saying they had options #none houses left grief is all well and good but pls john #where are all the inevitable skeleton jokes #this is ofc inspired by that one caveman meme post

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overtake · 6 months ago

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#max calling daniel old and pretending his age is a joke and not incredibly hot to him is the highlight of this video for me #love of my lives #joy of each others worlds #maxiel #max verstappen #daniel ricciardo #f1 #op #this video quality is absurd btw #i cannot believe a professional account filmed with this quality. were they using an iphone 4?#and ofc the lighting is horrific on top of all that #but i did my best

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screwpinecaprice · 2 months ago

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Was just scribbling about Connie's design. How she has this sweet voice, and big doe eyes, rounded face, and fluffy girl-next-door hair but she's the type that WILL cut you up because she has been deliberating about it and already made a decision before she pulled out that shiv. ( I don't know if I'm joking. 🙂 )

The rest is just some other random commission break doodles taking space. :p

#Bro missed a Duolingo lesson to make out with his gf 😫🙏#I forgot about this and choked at how threatening ing Connie is in the shadows when I found this tucked inside a commission canvas file. XD #connverse #connie maheswaran #steven quartz universe #my shiz #su #skedoobles #steven universe #The connverse dynamic is that they're opposites but mostly complimentary. and Steven is highly emphatic to a fault so……#Lmao I am joking ofc 🤣#Unless #Lmao #Eugh I'm so sleepy 😭#She's not a furry guys

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jaxsterrapp · 3 months ago

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some doodles i haven’t posted mostly peri n irep

#perirep #fairy odd parents #fop fanart #fop peri #fop irep #fopanw #also the last one is a joke ofc perirep are not actually clones more like alternate versions of each other #yes there’s a difference

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mohntilyet · 2 months ago

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i am no longer joking. what happens inbetween the end of wigmaker’s job and about a year before veilguard that makes illario decide the brother he loves is worth less than the seat of first talon

#the joke and prod at each other like siblings #i wish we got a little bit more of them acting like this to parallel bellara and cyrian #because if illario could turn that means cyrian could too. what if there is no hope for either of them #i like the idea of the game having that conversation between them. and it would change depending on #who’s companion quest is finished first so . bellara encouraging or lucanis warning the other #and ofc illario is decidedly jealous even in this book but its just . they careeeee. THEY CARRREEEEEE #especially the light touch to ground lucanis as his anger overwhelms him #i would have liked. to see that.#illario dellamorte #lucanis dellamorte #veilguard spoilers #in the caption. text is all from wigmaker’s job #i needed to add another one. how could i forget overt illario worry about lucanis being injured

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tillidrown · 1 month ago

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