#//i dont knowwwwww

[aropride]

[mwagneto]

every time there's a superwholock poll doctor who wins by a mile by virtue of being the only survivor and also the only one that isn't horrible but it does make me wonder

[grouper]

do the skeksis really have tits please i need to know thank you

see when i got this ask i got really sad because i didnt want to have to break the news to you that they truly dont, but looking over various screenshots ... i... I DONT KNOW .....

have a bunch of nakey skeks and maybe together we can get to the bottom of this

original model photographs which turn up when u google image search nude skeksis - those flappy bits could be anything! multiple anythings, even!

and screenshots i took just for you from the bath scene in episode 3 . yes it could just be flabby loose skin, but hey! and thats the end of the sentence

answer: the skeksis absolutely have tits

[foalfangs]

old man nyaoi

[triglycercule]

thanks to the new horrortale game all of the murder time trio now have both red and grayscale sets of eyes! everyone say thank you SAS! THANK YOU SAS!!!!!!!!

[yellows-secret-blog]

Arthur not knowing his history is so me coded

[tedlebred]

imlosing my mind .i am slowly goign insane

[wordfather]

snad my beloved mutual how do you keep posting banger after banger hits, what are your secrets to being such a funny lil snail?

1. have clown blood

2. do this:

3. ????? hit post button

[cbennetti]

and why it ourple 🤔

[skunkes]

[qulizalfos]

personally im having a great time. them not so much but whether thats for apocalypse reasons or personal reasons is like up for interpretation or whatever

[somuch-4-stardust]

okay i fear part of the reason im back on tumblr is so i can talk about my characters... so LISTEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or dont i will be yapping....

these are ocs but i reject calling them that because i despise the term (jk not really cuz its accurate to what they are... but i believe people do not respect ocs as much as they should like. not mine necessarily but yall have some awesome characters and they should be treated as such. like yknow if u went to jrr tolkien and said omg i love yr OCs from lord of the rings technically yr correct but it would be odd)

anyways. the series is called truth hurts (fun fact: theres a spin off alternate universe called lies kill in which everything just goes REALLY badly) and it follows a group of teen/young adult monsters as theyre losers and awful

the main guys name is max and hes emo and has eating issues. hes egyptian american and his mom is a mummy witch thing (long story. her name is iris ily iris). hes lowkey psychic and all his friends think hes a skeleton (like.... reanimated dead style) which is really funny cuz hes not hes just malnourished. hes 17 btw i think. i dont remember whatever

his best friend is selene and shes a werewolf and she lives in a community of werewolves and their families- werewolfism is a gene that doesnt always activate so not every1 in a family is a werewolf. so selene has 5 siblings and only 1 of them is also a werewolf. ANYWAYS! her family and max's are super close except being a werewolf is SUPER SECRET so she doesnt tell max and thinks he doesnt know. he totally does tho and thinks shes just super shy about it. selene is 19 african american and like if pinkie pie was an asshole sometimes. she loves fashion and is super messy and bright and awesome

the bffs leave to follow around their favorite band (more on that later) and they meet siblings salem and crow. btw yes i know my names are awful. i love them so much. anyways salem is a goth witch and in search of other witch covens (its another long story) and crow is her little brother. hes autistic and nonverbal and really likes dragons and the barbie movies and chocolate. hes 12ish and salem is 21 i think... they're both this african/native american/asian mix thats hard to explain because the witches are almost a complete separate race???? since they came to america from west coast africa and east asia like pre 1500s... ANYWAYS!

my personal favorite because i ahte him and want him dead is caesar. hes also called casper for a while. guess what ... hes a ghost! and he has a psychic connection with max because theyre lowkey highkey soulmates. basically caesar dies at 16 (murdered by his pastor. i really want to talk about this but i wont right now........) and gets sent to purgatory which is just a vast expanse of white. usually the dead who get stuck in purgatory go crazy and kill themselves within a year BUUTTTTTTT psychic max is able to visit caesar when max is asleep, which keeps him sane. two years later max and caesar find a way to bring him back (sort of....) and he joins the crew. also theyre gay. tfw you meet some guy in your dreams and save him from going insane and become his only tie to reality. anyways caesar is sort of 19 when he gets back but also he is still physically 16. hes my white blonde guy because you guys know how i am about blondes

and the forever forgotten (seriously none of my friends care about her) last member is marin. they're a selkie/mermaid/water creature (she calls herself a selkie but theyre not very similar to selkies in typical lore). theyre this wide eyed ginger 14 year old who is sort of a girl but the selkie species doesnt really folloow the same kind of gender so shes a she and a they and she doesnt care. she left her watery home of the great lakes to explore the world of humans and theyre super sweet and wonderful and also a little scary.

anyways. the whole gang basically is following around max's special interest favorite band- the lost boys. they're vampires but the world doesnt know because they think its just a bit cuz theyre an emo-goth band. they have nothing to do with the lost boys movie (or is it a show????) which i accidentally plagiarized despite never seeing or hearing about the movie until it was brought up by my friends. anyways theyre called the lost boys cuz their stage names are peter pan, wendy, slightly and nibs. real names being silas raven damon and archie. silas (lead guitarist) runs a clothing brand called 'truth hurts' and max is insanely obsessed with it(some of you know exactly what was inspo for this.....). silas shares that there will be different and exclusive truth hurts merch at every city on TLB upcoming tour so max takes all his savings out to road trip across america with selene and follow the tour. raven is transwomen with insane vocals (she uses her gorgeous low voice for singing but speaks in a more traditionally feminine higher pitched voice) and shes dating silas. damon is the bass guitarist and the oldest vampire in the band (was turned like 300 years ago). archie is IRISH! and the drummer. hes funny.

also salem and selene hate each other for most of the series but thats only because they absolutely are in love. max and caesar are doomed and in love forever. marin briefly has a crush on a fairy but they dont date. shes sort of aroish. crow will get a wonderful girlfriend a couple years post truth hurts series.

[w2nv]

Mom said it’s my turn to draw this meme

[pawbeanies]

pupy may be going out over tha weekend with friends but has just realized he has no Going Out clothes ... everything is either cute or business casual ... what does pupy do. how does puppy serve cunt under these circumstances

[simcardiac-arrested]

come closer im just normal oc art

[yeonbam]

taking a break from crying about the ost to cook some bullshit but guys have we ever thought that jack, who is collectively smarter than the 4 piggies, and knows how to assimilate people together what with being a part of an organisation and doing good for the common people, is very capable of arranging a grand theft of his own, especially if he has some backing from p'nang... and for that he might be compelled to push joke away as like... a scheme... like he already did once...