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stuff-and-shenanigans · 1 year ago

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scattered general good omens season 2 thoughts below the cut

- neil gaiman remains my favorite writer even if he’s unequivocally broken my brain a little bit. and john finnemore, whose work on cabin pressure i enjoyed thoroughly when i was younger, was a marvelous choice for co-writer this time round.

- michael sheen and david tennant genuinely might be the two best actors alive. they’re so perfectly cast and every single interaction they have and every moment they have to themselves is so magnificently calibrated. i love them as aziraphale and crowley so very very much and i hope they are proud of their work because they should be.

- the ineffable bureaucracy was so sneakily and delightfully handled. i don’t think anyone could have predicted that ship ever becoming canon but i thought it was so adorably handled. hope they’re having a nice time on alpha centauri 🥺

- the humor this season is VERY pratchetty and all the funny moments genuinely made me grin. the demons not understanding spelling, muriel as a “human police officer,” gabriel/jim’s himbo moments, THE INEPT NAZI ZOMBIES… so good. i think terry would enjoy so much of this season.

- the historical flashbacks were a DELIGHT and i LOVED seeing their first meeting before the big bang 🥺

- i like maggie and nina a lot and i really hope we get a season three because i am really rooting for them. YAY taking time in relationships after a breakup. that’s so important and healthy and i’m glad that’s how we’ve left them for now. i hope they have a nice juicy part to play in the future.

- the second coming being season three’s plot is too perfect (presumably based on terry’s notes with neil for 668: the neighbor of the beast) and i can’t wait to see how it turns out.

- THE ENTIRE LAST MOMENTS WHERE WE THINK WE’RE GETTING A MUTUAL CONFESSION. BUT NO. IT GOES SO WRONG. AND THEN AZIRAPHALE’S “I NEED YOU I NEED US” AND CROWLEY JUST PLANTING ONE ON HIM AND AZI HAVING NO CLUE WHAT TO DO WITH HIS HANDS AND WHEN THEY BREAK HE’S DEVASTATED AND CAN ONLY SAY HE FORGIVES HIM. and then aziraphale touching his lips as crowley leaves and the dark reprise of nightingale holy fucking shit you cannot make this shit up i am forever devastated and replaying every bit in my head because gooooooood michael and david fucking killed me

#good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens 2 #good omens #neil gaiman #michael sheen #david tennant #i need approximately 12 years to process this #holy fuuuuuuuuck #terry pratchett #go2 spoilers #the brainrot has arrived it is 2019 all over again

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minoment · 2 years ago

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Top Male Reader X Gaz where Gaz is cock warming him while he's doing paperwork...

Thank you @guardkeywolf for the ask!! Gaz is the sweetest istg-

No Interruptions.

Pairing: Sub Gaz x Dom M!Reader

Type: NSFW drabble/ficlet thing (it was supposed to be, but not anymore thanks to my horny ass writers brain 🥲)

Warnings (kinda): ohhhh boy here we go, sub gaz, hard dom reader, dom male reader, anal fingering, naked teasing, handjobs, gaz has a 'sir kink and a 'master' kink, spit play/spit as lube, anal penetration, praise and degradation, sadistic reader, masochistic gaz, breath play, scent play, humiliation, begging, making out, VERY rough sex, slapping/impact play, masturbation, dacryphelia because i'm in love with making men cry yes i know i have issues, choking, feral reader because thats just me, and finally cum-play and exhibitionism if you squint... also me getting horny and sloppy with my writing as you go further in because unholy mother of god this gets wacky-

A/N: I'm slowly chugging through my ask box in the order of how much inspiration and research I have on each. This one came easy, I've been sitting on this ask for a day and I love Gaz so done deal. Again, my ask box is open, I write for most fandoms (especially the ones mentioned in my pinned post). Go wild, I will get to all of them eventually. If yours is taking longer than a week to get out there, shoot me a message and I'll either hurry up on it, or troubleshoot. Happy January 1st everyone!!

NSFW UNDER THE CUT! MINORS/FEMALE PRESENTING DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS POST!!

NOT COMPLETELY PROOFREAD!!

Gaz was a good boy, everyone knew that. He was a good soldier, an amazing teammate, and a sweet and caring friend. That's why you'd fallen for him so easily. His soft smile and chocolate brown eyes had made you feel things so primal you'd have to physically try and restrain yourself from pinning him against a nearby wall and making him cry out in pleasure.

Gaz was so good. So sweet.

The only thing that would contradict that notion was the fact he'd snuck into your office before you came back from a meeting. He hid in your connecting quarters, pulling out the lube from under your bed and slicking up his fingers.

His soft gasps and mewls filled the air as he stretched himself open, waiting for you to come back. After about 10 minutes, Gaz was desperate. His cock was throbbing and leaking and the tip an angry, blushing maroon. A click was heard in your office room and Gaz breathed a silent sigh of relief. He pulled out his fingers and cleaned them off on a towel nearby before throwing it into the laundry basket.

Gaz undressed, leaving his boxers on to barely conceal his twitching erection. He peeped through the semi-opaque glass into your office, seeing your larger silhouette clearly writing at your desk. The door handle squeaked as he opened the door, stepping into your office.

"You been waitin' for me?" You chuckled softly, your back turned to him and still working away.

"Yes sir-" Gaz mumbled, walking up behind you and dragging your chair a little further away from your desk so he could fit inbetween you and the sturdy wood.

"Gaz I swear... what do you w-" You paused as he reached down, unbuckling your belt and slipping his hands down your boxers. You grunted in surprise as he pulled out your softened length, still impressive in size.

"Just shut up for a minute yeah?" Gaz muttered, making you raise an eyebrow in surprise at his boldness. He slipped his fingers briefly into his mouth, coating them in saliva before wrapping them around your length. He moved his hands swiftly up and down your shaft, making you grumble in frustration at the interruption to your work. You didnt completely hate this little surprise however.

Soon you were fully hard, your breath quickening a little. Behind you, Gaz took off his boxers and moved forward to promptly sit on your lap. He moved swiftly, pushing your length inside his prepped hole before you could say anything in protest. You let out a soft groan and only then realized he was fully naked and stretched out for this.

"You were planning this all along... weren't you..?" You smirked, shifting him more comfortably on your dick. Gaz let out a breathy moan, right next to your ear as your girth stretched and fucked him out so beautifully.

He tried to move, pathetically attempting to fuck himself on your cock. You held his hips down firmly, clicking your tongue in disapproval.

"Not so fast, sweet thing." You coo tauntingly in his ear, your voice sending trembles down Gaz's spine. "You gotta earn my cock. Sit and keep me warm until I finish my case report. Then I'll think about fucking your lights out..."

Gaz whined, knowing how long and tiresome case reports could be. Nonetheless, he sat still and buried his head in your neck. Your cock was so deep inside him, he thought, nuzzling against your warm skin and breathing in your familiar scent of cologne and gunpowder residue. So, so deep...

Eventually it became all too tempting and he tried to subtly grind himself onto your length. He let out sweet little gasps and whines right into your ear. You pretended to ignore him although it sent shivers right down to your cock. God, this little bitch was just begging to be fucked dumb, you thought.

You kept your cool, calmly continuing to write until you saw Gaz reach his left hand down to touch himself in the corner of your eye. He leaned forward into you, stroking himself and whispering filthy sweet words into your ear as he began to move more desperately up and down your cock.

"Please sir... You feel so fuckin' good inside me. I need it sir please. I'll be your good boy... I'll do anything.. Please sir.. Please~"

You slapped down your pen, swiftly picking him up and moving into your room. Gaz let out a soft breath of relief as you pinned him to the bed. Your kisses were rough, punishing and desperate, making Gaz moan weakly into your mouth. He knew he was into a rough night.

The door was still open and your lights still off but you didn't care, you spread his legs further and held them up to his chest.

"Hold." You said calmly, and Gaz obeyed, locking his arms around his legs and keeping them open for you. He knew that tone of voice.

You thrust deeply into him, wrapping a firm hand around Gaz's nape and setting a brutal pace. Your hips slammed roughly into his plush ass as you ruined him, making his cock bounce against his toned stomach and rip pathetic cries of desperate ecstasy from his swollen lips.

Tears started to fall down his cheeks as he squirmed and moaned beneath you, making you grit your teeth and move faster, harder, anything to hear more of those slutty sinful noises.

"M'close... m'close... please- s-sir..." Gaz choked out, unable to stop his loud moans, cries, and whimpers from pouring out of his throat. "Please sir... master~ please let me cum master~" He knew what that title made you feel, especially when he said it, but he said it anyway.

You stopped, pulling out of him and delivering a swift slap to his ass, he mewled at the empty loss as he looked up at you surprised. God, those doe eyes, making you want to-

A growl ripped from your throat, flipping him over onto his hands and knees and slapping his ass a lot harder. Gaz moaned out, the sweet sound interrupted by a choked whimper as you wrapped your hand tightly around his throat and slammed balls-deep into him.

Gaz let out a broken cry, tears falling as you nailed him into the mattress. He gripped desperately at the sheets, drool escaping from the corners of his lips as you rearranged his guts.

You gritted your teeth, gripping the sides of his neck and fucking into his harder. Gaz cried out in pleasure, his eyes rolling back in his head as you pounded him deeper.

You were fucking feral at this point, ragged pants and low groans escaping your lips and quickly being drowned out by your boyfriends whorishly wounded, sobbing moans. Your hips snapped harshly into him, your cock twitched as his tightness drove you closer to home.

On the other hand, Gaz was lost, spewing incoherent strings of slurred curses and chants your your name and how good you made him feel. His moans and cries went up a pitch, gripping at the sheets so hard his knuckles went white.

"PLEASE~ oh fuck me... please master... please please please... i'm so close sir.." He cried out, his cock aching for release. "Please let me cum master... I'll be your good boy... I'll be your pretty little slut... I'll be whatever you want... Pleaseeee let me cum~..." he gasped out, his moans broken and raspy from all his pathetically adorable crying.

Gaz soon let out a loud cry, his jaw going slack and tear-filled eyes rolling back in his head as he reached his peak. High pitched mewls and sobs echoed through the room as he emptied himself all over his stomach and the sheets. Eventually he caught his breath and collapsed, his cock and body twitching through the waves of aftershock from his orgasm.

You came soon after, holding his hips up and burying yourself deep inside him as you coated his walls with your hot seed. You groaned lowly and pulled out of him, laying down in pure exhaustion and pulling him up against you.

The poor boy was in another dimension, his whole body tingling and twitching as he snuggled into you. All he knew was you were there with your familiar smell and he felt safe. Gaz snuggled up to you, swiftly falling asleep.

You sighed at the mess but pulled the blankets over you both and soon fell asleep as well, oblivious to the fact that you and Gaz both would get a chuckled talking-to by Price and Soap, who's rooms were on either side of yours.

_end._

A/N: SO.. THAT WAS A LITTLE MORE THAN A FICLET- I GOT CARRIED AWAY IM SORRY- 😭

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