#//ewww lmao well its warm anyway

[simiansmoke]

@koopzilla

Bowser. I need you. Kidnap me, please! You're the only one worthy of my kingdom. Marry me! I love you! Take me into your arms! I gotta pee. Wake up.

"... Whaaa...?"

That is not a routine exert from the princess dream. Eyelids dragged open collapsed a moment later. Whilst smacking his chops, his claw wandered blindly, seeking out the sugary drink that is supposed to be at his bedside. It only finds fluff.

Behind closed eyes, the king leaned forward and burrowed his muzzle into the kong's stomach. Bowser blew hard, treating it like a common tissue! Not even his sheets are spared his rotten tyranny. Worse yet, he smeared the gunk in as he rubbed his face in! The brute nearly gouged his teddy's arm as he recklessly threw his horns about.

However, as Bowser wiped his nose and his eyes adjusted to the darkness, his error became clear. This is not his bed. That is not his sheet! His arm became a golden blur: he snatched the kong by the side of his face and ripped him off his gut as carelessly a child would a blanket. "W-- GET OFF ME!!"

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Oh, finally. He thought it was going to be like trying to wake a boulder, but the Koopa king finally stirred from his slumber. He emits a grunt at each blow his jaw commits to the pinned Kong's stomach as if each innocent smack of chops were a punch to the gut. "Oof-..." He really needed to strategize a warm place to sleep that didn't involve this sort of morning routine.

There's a brief moment he thinks that Bowser's about to settle back down and deny him his opportunity to escape the unfortunate fate of being the Koopa's chin rest for the night, and alarmed at that - DK gives the side of the other's snout a few firm pats to rouse him. "Hey...c'mon!" The action seems to help Bowser blast a load of hot Koopa snot all over the pinned Kong, and for a moment - DK is speechless.

It's only after the vigorous nose rubbing commences into his fur like he's a handkerchief that he shudders and out right slaps the other upside the head.

"LET ME UP, YOU GROSSFUCK!" His fur was going to smell so bad until he could find a hotspring...

As he's ripped off Bowser like a Band-Aid (a still sticky one), the slapping sound he makes once his snotty body hits the floor accompanies another groan and an attempt to rise under his sticky bindings. "...y'know, you might wanna check to see if your brain came out in all that." Insinuating it was definitely small enough to roll out of the other's nostrils.

[fishrecipe]

TEACHER AU EINIKIII who wanna hear abt it! Gather around the very colorful fuzzy but slightly worn rug with the alphabet and shapes on it!!! So basically niki is working as a elementary school teacher (2nd grade) in order to get access to school lunches cause rinne is the principal and thats how he pays her LOL! Anyways eichi works as some schoolboard official and he comes down to their elementary school to investigate… and hes like u guys r broke ass hell this school is so ugly! But on the way out. Eichi gets distracted and spaced out thinking abt how the school is like a disgrace to education (its not its actually rlly conducive to learning!! Just not rigorous) and plows into rinne and nikis car. And this car is EXPENSIVE like rinne won a lot of money and blew it all on the car and not the school 😭 so eichi is like oh my god??? And nikis like ykw?? Ur so stuck up bruh youve never had to clean a public bathroom in your LIFE even i bet! So come teach here and we womt press charges. And at first eichi is like… i have so much money this is literally pocket change to me but THEN is like what ifff i change the school to be more academically inclined… (hes just pompous and wants 10x more hw and busywork ewww) so hes like yeah okay deal ill work here >3< BUT when he gets there, he quickly discovers dealing w kids is like! A handful! Shocker! But he looks over, and niki is just being so caring and warm, and the kids love her 🥹 theyre having a lot of fun and he’s envious. He never rlly had any of those healthy family interactions when he was a kid so this is like mega foreign to him! So he starts listening to Niki on how to teach, how to show kindness and talk to rambunctious kids, etc. etc. And he starts falling in love with how dedicated and kind niki is even though his true passion is eating/cooking 🥹🥹💖💝💖💝 anyways thats likw the main gist of it! Also himeru teaches at the school too. Kaname used to teach there, but when he got sick, himeru had to fill in for him. Himeru is a college professor, so all of his classes are super well behaved LMAO anyways thats all!

Thank u rug time is over BACK TO YOUR WORKSHEETS