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#13YearsWithSHINee #SHINee13thAnniversary

tonight shinee’s in the house! woo, woo! so, give it up, give it up, give it up for shinee! give it up, give it up, give it up for 5hinee! 

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thinking of a quarantine series......💭

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SHINee as text post memes part (13/???)- Here are some more memes for the SHINee boys! Enjoy! Please like or reblog if you save/use.

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happy 12th anniversary to the boys who changed me for the better because of you I'm finally learning how to love myself you make me want to thrive in life and school and to try my best thank you for that and as shawols have always said let's walk a flower path.

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Shinee 12th Anniversary Survey

This year, for Shinee’s 12th anniversary, I ran a survey asking two simple questions: Who is your bias, and what’s the funniest thing he’s ever said?

Now that Shinee Day 2020 is upon us, I’ll be sharing the results! Quite a few people had both the same bias and same funniest quote, so repeats will only be listed one time, but there will be a note of how many times that quote was submitted. Hope you enjoy this stroll down memory lane!

Jinki

“I’m a hole.”

The fact that he likes chicken a lot more than he likes Yoogeun

(when he got asked what the most attractive feature he has is) “….Butt?”

“She said tiger!”

(to himself) “Shinee, Pinee, Shinee, Pinee…”

(when a fan asked him to write her a message that would make her heart race) “You left your wallet here.”

(about a song he wrote) “Mom, mom, mom! Is this real?!”

(sounding genuinely heartbroken) “Not enough rice…”

“I look like I sell bread.”

“Spaghetti is far more attractive than you, Key.”

When he tried to give a guest on Hello Counselor a prize but he tripped and fell and dropped the prize on her

This isn’t a quote, but six different MVPs submitted something to the effect of “Jinki has never intentionally been funny in his life” and/or “He only tells dad jokes” which is both hysterical and very true

Jonghyun

“You’re going to get shot…”

“I’ll be there in a minute, mom, I’m busy filming myself!”

“Is this the reality you wanted?” (mentioned 4x)

The krump disaster

(desperately trying not to laugh) “We in Shinee are a quiet team.”

“IF YOU’RE OVER 180 CM, STOP WEARING INSOLES.”

When he insinuated aloe juice feels sexual (ie, like cum). (mentioned 3x)

(when Minho mentioned that the 1of1 models made him feel short) “what kind of life do you think I’ve been living all these years, Minho?” (mentioned 4x)

“Even cockroaches have lovers….”

The time he forgot the word ‘sour’ so he referred to lemons as ‘spicy’ for several minutes

The time he accidentally became the posterboy for Listerine for like two weeks

When he asked Minho what his ideal type is, and Minho said “a dream girl,” as in their song, Dream Girl. But then Jonghyun said, “You only date her in your dreams…how sexual.”

When he tried to convince people that Minho did not know that fuck is a swear word when Minho said it on a live broadcast (mentioned 2x)

“Nothing makes my heart race. Except me. I make my own heart race.”

Kibum

(with extreme disdain) “You’re in the club…?” (mentioned 2x)

“The day after we debuted, I knew I was famous.”

“Taemin-ah, I’m sorry, but it feels like I’m filming a porn.” (mentioned 2x)

“I’m from New York! The upper east side, honey.”

“My Gucci burned.” (mentioned 5x)

“He’s not tiny, just…petit?”

“You want me to dye my hair again? No. HELL NO. Look at the state it’s already in…”

(when asked what he’s been doing all day) “Work, honey. Work.” (mentioned 2x)

“I’m in a band. NCT…”

“I don’t always think I look good. Usually, not always.”

“Everything you see on TV is a lie.”

“That wasn’t good enough to merit interrupting me. If it’s not funny or touching, do not interrupt me.”

When he reads v-live comments and deliberately ignores any comment that isn’t praise for himself

Minho

“I refuse to lose to you, alcohol.”

(gets bit by a squirrel) “AMAZING!”

The time he was trying to tell Kibum something he wanted to do with him and wrote “next time let’s drink something other than (scribbled out word) grape juice”

His excellent impression of a machine gun on Happy Together

“My lips are always chapped because they’re so lonely.”

“I’ve already eaten gum off of my own face for you. Now you’re telling me you want me to fix my hair? I’ve already lost the dignity and honor I had before, it won’t matter!”

(after rattling off the birthdays of onjongkey, Taemin looked at him expectantly) “Taemin, when were you born? July something?”

(reading a fan’s comment on a live broadcast) “Jinki is too fucking cute.”

The time he took a picture of Kibum crying over a sad book, and Kibum asked him why he did it, and Minho said “so I wouldn’t forget it happened.”

(when asked to describe taekey’s outfits) “As always, Key is fashionable. On the other hand, Taemin is wearing what appears to be his mother’s dishcloth.”

(completely flatly) “Where is god.”

(when a cordi-noona was trying to fix his clothes) “I’m going to tell on you to my mom…”

(trying to say “peace be upon you” in Arabic to Shawols) “Salad be upon you.”

When he was trying to show off to fans how well Key had done in engineering their stage outfits, then ripped the pants Kibum had designed right as he was saying they were durable

(to Key) “Those overalls look like you bought them as a little boy and now you’re wearing them as an adult.”

his hyena laugh (mentioned 3x)

Taemin

(about an ice cream cake that already had ice cream in it) “Should we put it in the oven now?” (mentioned 3x)

That his ideal way to meet a girlfriend was to have her hit him with his car, get out and check on him, and then they fall in love. (mentioned 3x)

(at age 24) “I’ve never seen broccoli before. Looks like a tree!” (mentioned 5x)

“Call me oppa. Taemin oppa. O-P-P-A.”

“Hyung, this–this is plagiarism!” (mentioned 2x)

“Can I go to the mens room like this?”

The ant eating fiasco (mentioned 2x)

“I’m an innocent boy…” (mentioned 3x)

“Do you think Obama preordered my album?”

The time a host asked “is Jonghyun seeing any women” and Taemin just started laughing

“Key-hyung, complimenting you is like squeezing water out of a dry sponge…”

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[2008.05.25] #12YearsWithSHINee #SHINee12thAnniversary 

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𝟎𝟖𝟎𝟓𝟐𝟓 - ∞ | #𝟏𝟐𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐞𝐞

happy anniversary to our lights, our loves, and the brightest stars in the sky. thank you for your smiles, your tears, your laughter, your music, and most of all: you. to many more years of joy, happiness, and love; thank you.

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“I want to become the SHINee that will exist in your hearts and be remembered forever”

happy 12th anniversary SHINee ✨

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“Big Pharma” okay are we talking about how privatization and monetization has deeply corrupted the field of medicine or are you talking about how you think chemicals in the water are making the frogs gay

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About this Seungri situation, someone in twitter was mentioning Jonghyun.

Like fuck, this doesn’t even remotely has to do with Jonghyun, not only that but using such argument as implying people that if they drop seungri he will be “gone” too.

Jonghyun isn’t a warning to keep stanning your favs in fear of what will happen to them, especially when this specific situation revolves around prostitution

Jonghyun isn’t a reminder

Jonghyun isn’t a lesson to teach

Keep Jonghyun out of this

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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kun: *breathes* xiaojun and yangyang: let’s eat him

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Again it disturbs me that people in their early twenties are ashamed of being virgins as though it should be normal and expected for middle schoolers and high schoolers to be fucking lile crazy particularly when those are the most vulnerable amd likely to be taken advantage of by adults. This world’s fixation with sex is disturbing

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🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍

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happy birthday to the beautiful, adorable, golden-voiced jung jaehyun 🍞 thank you for blessing us with your talent and big bread-like cheeks: just like a loaf of bread, you are sweet and nutritious and give us endless amounts of energy 💞 thank you for all the love you give us and the rest of the members, and i hope you get everything that you deserve in return!! 🌏#happyjaehyunday

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TAEMIN 태민 ‘WANT’ ALBUM RUN-THROUGH

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I miss kun