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Wait, I have something to give you!
[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]
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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
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I cannot BELIEVE that Heinz has the AUDACITY to claim they know the perfect ratio of ketchup to mayo.
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Senators are going to vote on whether or not we should continue to send aid to Israel on Wednesday, November 13th. Call them, bombard their phone lines with calls. Every fucking day. We have a chance of doing something about this.
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog
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everyone STOP having steady 9-5s and start being able to hang out with me at 2 am on a wednesday
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gen z has to reckon with its radicalization problem. you are not a morally pure and superior generation of youth come to save the world, your men and boys are radicalized at an unprecedented level and you ignore it because it’s too hard to address but you have to. these boys are in your classes, they date your friends, you know them and you cannot continue to pretend this is an “old white guy” problem
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The same number of people voted for Trump in 2020.
The same number of people voted for 3rd party candidates in 2020.
15 million people who showed up for Biden, didn’t show up for Harris.
This election was decided by the people who didn’t vote.
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trans people: the fascists want you dead. staying alive is the biggest "fuck you" to them you can give. this country, this world, will be infinitely better off with you and your voice still in it. things will never get better for us if we die out. live out of spite, and be loud and annoying about it. i love you. stay strong.
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If by some miracle sweet potato Hitler doesn't win come the end of the week, this won't be necessary, but should he win here are some of the first things to be aware of or do.
If you know a trans person, no you don't. Respect them as best you can in private but you know nothing in public.
Be aware that TikTok will likely be banned, find new platforms to spread information. Fuck Twitter and what ever tiktok replacement he's working on.
Learn to Garden, even in winter so you can feed yourself should prices skyrocket
Get an air purifier. The Clean Air Act is likely to be stripped of its power with the EPA deregulated, air quality is going to suffer
Should you have kids, try to supplement history/social studies education. That's the first place they will attack, if you need help ask, history teacher will help
Try and do what you can to be aware of your health before January.
Help one another. That's the best way we can move forward and make change in the future.
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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something
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I think it's important to remember, as a rule of thumb, if you take advantage of a social service, it actually makes it easier for other people who need that service to access it. Most of the time, when these services get cut, it's because politicians will look at usage and say "see, no one is really using this thing, we can afford to trim the budget for food stamps by at least half". Whereas if you decide to step up and use these programs, even if you feel like you "don't really need it", at bare minimum it's another data point advocates can use to say "hey, look, people are using this thing, this is an important service we are providing, do not cut our funding".
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i have not booped half of you as well as i would have liked, and i have booped half of you half as well as you deserve.
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