#//and he's wasted

[killianlynch]

Merry Christmas bitches 🫶🫶 today is the birthday of Jesus Christ, who is the real MVP dying for our sins. So I just want to say thank u Jesus for dying to allow me to do whatever the fuhhhhh I want AND STILL be forgiven. Thank u Jesus now pass the wine, amen.

[maeamian]

If you saw me agreeing with being annoyed about wasted helium in a fictional context and were like "I bet she has some more helium based anger in her life" good news LAPD fucked up a raid on a medical facility they thought was a pot farm and flat out ruined thousands of gallons of the stuff.

[badwaves]

finishing up some wips because the book of bobos reinvigorated me. ford get that toxic waste off your porch

[nnobodoodles]

Huh.

So I randomly remembered Croc is pretty much Italian.

[cozylittleartblog]

"content creator" is a corporate word.

we are artists.

[vistarya]

May I have this dance, Mrs Tims?

[hellenhighwater]

Forbidden orange juice

[doydoune]

bonus of this comic

[eddiesketti]

The duality of scara's teapot dialogue and imaginarium theater dialogue

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[skeletoninthemelonland]

"Got you! Ha ha ha ha ha!"

[qnravel]

Senshi making sure during the entire episode that Shuro's plate of food doesn't fall to the floor was one of the more quietly hilarious parts of the episode

like he's not getting involved in All That (seven people dead and several missing, Marcille getting branded a criminal, people starting a brawl)

[desos-records]

suddenly struck with thoughts about the devastating concept of Jason Todd

because he was good. because he had a bleeding heart despite every reason not to. he loved school and was good at it. he was the first to be adopted, with little pretense of guardianship. he did everything he could to be a perfect Robin and live up to an impossible ideal. he only ever wanted Bruce and Dick to like him.

because he met Bruce in the same place and on the same day that Bruce's parents died--the single defining moment of Batman's existence. and he made Batman laugh. he hit the Dark Knight, Terror of Gotham, with a tire iron. he wasn't afraid of the man who turned fear into a weapon.

because he couldn't save his mother from herself, but he tried. because he was too good not to try and save the woman who gave him up. too good to play the Joker's game. the crowbar didn't kill him, the bomb did. he died knowing he wouldn't make it and tried anyway. he died a hero.

because other Robins have died, but none of them put an irrevocable tear in the mythos of Batman. because Jason Todd always dies, in every universe. he dies for the sins of his father. he was put to death by popular vote, sacrificed by the crowd. doomed by the narrative and doomed by the audience. the boy who only ever tried to prove he was good enough--wasn't good enough.

because he has every reason to be angry. because he didn't ask to be murdered, didn't ask to be brought back, and when he did everyone acted like he was better off dead. Bruce tried to kill him and nearly succeeded. he's blamed for his own death and blamed for his resurrection. he can never come home because the house is haunted by his own ghost.

because he's been the hero, the victim, and the villain. because his family and his writers and his universe don't know what to make of him. they don't know how to look his tragedy in the eye. and how can you?

it hurts to look at the hero who cannot be good enough, the victim who will only ever be angry, the villain who can sometimes be right. the audience hates to feel complicit and, in this exceptional case, they are.

[cor-lapis]

"If we must fight, Sethos... I shall defeat you with the power of my friend group of employed adults who miraculously have regularly scheduled meet-ups, and also my daughter!"

[redesigns]

[unnamed-atlas]

There's something really funny to me about Mumbo spotting the "Free us" banner Bdubs built in the cyber punk city and going "oh wow that's so dark omg" only to immediately return to building the ecological disaster destroying and poisoning the farmlands and water supply of his hometown caused by the lab he works in. My man, I'm not sure you have room to judge in that department, actually aksglsgsksb

[gonnadosomethingwmylife]

peter burke is so funny bc he’s a completely normal guy except he’s been obsessed with two people to a point of stalking (his wife and the conman he chased for years) but it’s fine bc they’re just as obsessed with him 😭???

[ghcstao3]

people are naturally just nervous around ghost when they don’t really know him, so whenever he tells one of his jokes, he’s met with forced laughter seemingly meant to appease him, and that in itself he finds funny. so he starts to tell really, really bad jokes on purpose. ones he knows are terrible and unfunny just to see if there’s a limit to what soldiers will continue to nervously laugh at.

so far, that limit has yet to be reached. then soap and gaz, the bastards, only make it worse when they start pretending to laugh hysterically whenever ghost is testing out a new joke, wiping imaginary tears from their eyes and saying good one, lt, your best yet, which only serves to make those other soldiers more nervous about ghost’s jokes, and more susceptible to fake laughter.

ghost isn’t done yet, though. he’s not stopping until he either puts an end to the forced laughs or manages to elicit a real one.