#//The perfect meme for Trey

[rainesol]

I was memeing about it earlier but there’s no actual way Trey gives a fuck if your teeth aren’t perfect.

Deuce has a missing tooth from fighting? “The others look great, so let’s just focus on them!” Cigarette stains? “No worries, quick cleaning at the dentist will have you right as rain,”

Cater has a stain or two when the depression/adhd gets him? “Hey, I get it. Let’s set some reminders on your phone. I’ll do it with you if you want,” His canines are a little crooked? “Hey, you think they’re charming and so do I. They’re not hindering anything, and even if they were whatever you do is your choice and nobody else’s,”

Riddle gets a cavity from the unbirthday parties? “Hey, c’mon now. Could happen to literally anyone. Look, you weren’t even allowed sugar until like, last year, so nobody’s gonna hold it against ya. What? No I don’t think any less of you! Come on, let me see— Oh, it’s tiny! You can get that sorted in less than a half hour. I’ll come with to the appointment if you’d like,”

[saikira999]

For TWST Minecraft, do you think you could do Lilia, Riddle, Leona and the tweels next. It doesn’t have to all be in one post.

~ Headcannons for TWST characters playing Minecraft

Hi! I was away for a long time because of exams and because I was writing headcanons with these characters. however, I want to warn you right away that I will only do two characters per post, for the sake of beauty. But don't worry! All headcannons have already been written and translated and I will exhibit them in the near future.

(By the way, I have already added Lilia to my old post with Azul. I'll keep all the links here)

Another parts about:

Azul and Lilia!

Idia and Malleus!

Jade and Floyd!

[Riddle]

Riddle definitely heard about this game, but was never interested... However:

1) "What? No, Ace, I won't play this game... How do you imagine Me playing with blocks? I'm not a child, and besides, according to the law of the Queen of Hearts, the number...."

2) Trey convinced Him by saying that the players of Heartslabyul needed Their leader, and playing together would strengthen Their camaraderie... And carefully hinted that not all of Them adhere to the rules of the game (Ace is a damn griefer).

3) First, studied all the information about the game, including the history of its creation, instructions, guides, and even memes, which He didn’t really understand.

4) “Why is the cake not cooked in the oven???”

5) Competes with Azul and Vil in meticulousness and pickiness. He always has perfect order in his chests, each labeled with its own type and number. If you put something in the wrong place, you are must be prepared to get hit in the neck with this object.

6) His house is a perfect symmetrical monster, built not far from the nearest village, next to a birch grove, on the border of which giant mushrooms grow. The house itself is small, with a rose garden around it, and a small lake in the shape of a heart. The house is predominantly made of birch and mangrove, maintaining a red and white palette. Inside there are many vases with roses, paintings and one iconic red bed.

7) The village that He occupied took under His wing, Riddle also rebuilt, planting flowers around it, making a statue of the Queen of Reds from carved stone, and in some places he rebuilt houses, or made new ones, to suit His style. He has good taste, however, this place often comes under the threat of griefing.

8) “I will not punish a freshman for breaking My building in a game about blocks. I will not punish a freshman for breaking My building in a game about blocks..... I will not.... "

Sees Ace surrounding TNT His village and setting it on fire*

"....."

Gets up from the computer and aggressively quickly stomps towards the freshmen's living rooms*

9) A peaceful player who only draws his sword if someone breaks some rules or behaves inappropriately. His blacklist: Ace, Grim, Floyd, Epel, and sometimes Lilia.

10) He prefers the construction and development of his own village (In no case because He likes power over anyone... And no! Not because He competes with Azul in whose village is better... No, no, no. Nope).

11) He runs the largest stable on the server and is very proud of it.

12) His favorite horse is Vorpal. A fast and healthy horse, dark brown in color with white spots, wearing iron armor.

13) Loves to prance around His village, appreciating it from all sides and receiving guests while sitting on a horse.

14) ...In no case because He looks taller like that...

15) Plays Minecraft in secret from his mother.

16) Tries to follow the laws of the Queen of Hearts even in the game and makes sure that players break away from the game in time and drink tea, or do not eat cakes or pumpkin pies within a certain period of time.

17) Despite His strictness, Riddle loves to help other players with buildings or resources.

18) Entry into His village is officially prohibited for Floyd.

19) ACE, EPEL, DON'T TOUCH THESE CHESTS!

20) .....Cakes....The chest is completely filled with cakes...... Completely.

[Leona]

How lazy... Headcanons for a lion and pixel cubes:

1) “What do you want from Me, herbivore? Ahh... yawn*... Do you want to play games for the little lion cubs again, hmm...?”

2) Didn’t want to play for a long time, because considered the game stupid and not worthy of His attention. And He started playing by accident, when he ordered Ruggy to bring Him a sandwich from the kitchen, but he suddenly refused, because “He’s fighting with some dragon and He doesn’t have time to serve on him now... OUCH! OUCH! ENDERMAN IS HITTING HIM!!!”...

3) Had to go get the sandwich myself...?

Nope. He sent someone else, and he himself started downloading this stupid game...

4) Definitely the laziest player. Leona only comes into the game when He gets SO bored that even sleep seems too energy-intensive for Him.

5) As a rule, Leona wanders from side to side, sometimes getting into fights with other players and monsters. He's not much of a builder, but he's quite a good fighter.

6) Loves to cause trouble and often pits other players against each other. It especially hits the villages of Riddle and Azul.

7) At first, He didn’t even try to work on His house, and simply dug a hole for Himself in a beautiful rock... But as he immersed himself in the game, he began to improve His lair more and more, adding some bulky stone structures to the rock and cobblestones, reminiscent of turrets growing from rock walls. Inside, everything is hung with vines, the palette has warm shades. Lots of carpets and flags. The inside of the "royal palace with one single ruler" is a little empty, as Leona only knew that His house must look great from the outside.

8) Perhaps He will plant a couple of acacia trees at the foot, since during construction he often fell down the cliff, and the foliage softens the fall... However, Ruggi, who lives right below Him, seems not very happy with this idea.

9) “Lightning rod, Ruggy. Make Me a lightning rod. You don’t want lightning to set fire to the dry grass near My rock?”

10) Exploits Ruggi, Yuu and other players as best he can, forcing Them to carry resources and food to Him.

11) In Savanna, where He settled, Leona found a huge village, which he captured and declared as His kingdom... Which He would quickly abandon, since he had already killed all the local livestock and accidentally beat up a couple of residents... And then the robbers came, and that village no longer exists... Boredom...

11) Definitely a good ruler (Nope).

12) Afk 24/7. Often, His character simply freezes in place, ignoring any attacks from mobs or players for the simple reason that the lion fell asleep right at the computer...

13) A couple of times he tried to use cunning to take power over other people’s villages and even the server itself, which is why he earned the title of “Local Villain,” but every time, He was either driven back to His rock or banned.

14) One day, as punishment for the fact that Leona had quarreled with the entire server, He was sent to the mine...... And He fell asleep there.

15) And when he woke up, he quickly persuaded Ruggy (I already feel sorry for Him. Seriously. Stop torturing the hyena) to give Him coal, iron and other amenities from the mine, so as not to dig in the dirt on His own.

16) Sometimes He teases Jack, taming wolves in front of Him.... Now, He has a whole army of dogs, ready to tear anyone in His path.

17) Besides Savanna, Leona loves to walk in the desert and jungle, but hates going into water.

18) All creepers are afraid of him.

19) Initially, the lion had poor preparation for the final battle with the dragon, but after visiting other players (DO NOT TOUCH RUGGY), Leona entered the portal, armed to the teeth, and was especially ferocious in battle.

20) Along with Idia and Yuu, he killed the dragon (Insert the sound of an angry cat fighting a huge lizard here), and was the one who picked up the egg.

Initially he wanted to burn it, but in the end he decided to voluntarily give the egg to Malleus “out of pity”... Well, and maybe a little because he wanted to exalt Himself and show who is cool and noble here.

...Needless to say, Malleus did not understand His evil mockery and accepted this ambiguous gift with a little funereal honor.

Give Me ten minutes and I'll post the twins. Also, if you find errors in the text, please report it in the comments (English is not my native language).

Reblog Me, please! :D

[bubbleddisasters]

Since Y’all liked the last one, heres something somewhat similar:

TWST Characters as funny / random ass moments with my friends/family

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Ace : A good friend of mine made an entire Cards against Humanity Deck including us, and we played it at like 4 am.

Also, one of my closest childhood friends of now 11 years, the way we first met was he insulted me, and then thirty minutes later I peeked at his notebook while he was drawing (our beds were next to eachother) recognized Sans from a meme, and then managed to bullshit through an entire conversation about Undertale without him suspecting I didn’t know what the hell I was talking about.

I made a joke about it a little less then a year ago, thinking he knew by now, but no. He looks at me and the conversation goes:

“Are you telling me our entire first interaction was you just fucking improvising through a discussion of a fandom you didn’t know shit about?”

“Wait you didn’t know?”

“NO?!”

“You genuinely believed that I knew what I was talking about then for 10 years?!?”

“Surprisingly, yes.”

Deuce: I was biking with my sister, and she accidentally biked straight into a fucking lake. Also when my dad looked me dead in the eye after receiving one of my graded tests and goes

“How the fuck do you answer Maine four times on different questions and be wrong for all four times.”

Bonus Adeuceyuu combo: Me and two of my childhood friends once linked together to grab something we saw in a river, turns out it was just a broken fishing rod.

Also another on me and the above two friends meeting: The first thing one of them did was insult me, and I genuinely have zero memory of how I met the other.

Basically, we met at a sleepaway camp as kids, and for some reason, our sleepaway camp had some wackass shit, but one of them was this game. I don’t remember the name of it, but you had to go in groups of 3-4 and tie ribbons around each staff tent/cabinside without getting caught (and keep in mind each campsite and Cabins were very spread apart) at midnight, and the first to return to the cafeteria, where the staff were waiting, and did so after tying them all, on won.

Kids age 12-17, in the middle of fuck knows where in the woods Long Island, running around in the dark unsupervised with only any light bringing items they brought themselves.

So me, and we’ll call them C and M, teamed up. It’d take too long to go into full detail, but it was a very Prologue Mines fused with Camp Vargas core adventure.

Bonus First year gang in general : Me and three friends were waiting for something I genuinely don’t remember in an abandoned dorm area and got extremely bored, and one of them could do a perfect Donald Duck impression, and another a really good goofy, and this somehow led to us having a fake reality tv show verbal bitchfight as Donald, Goofy, Mickey and Minnie for a solid hour. We all regretted not recording it.

Cater: My friend from Wales entirely forgot about the existence of timezones and called me in the middle of my history class. Her ringtone at the time was just a clip of her screaming “Bread”.

How my teacher didn’t figure out who’s phone it was is beyond me.

Trey : Made Russian Roulette Spilt Cupcakes for a large group of my friends, and one is allergic to strawberries, while another’s favorite is, so I very specifically placed the strawberry filled one on the complete other side of the table with the intention of slipping it in after she picked her two.

Some fucking how, she ended up with the Strawberry one, which I had tied with a bow (basically the ones with bows mean they contain an allergen, and the color is the allergen. Ex: Strawberry was BRIGHT FUCKING PINK.) I’m to this day not exactly sure how, but my best guess is she traded hers with whoever originally got the Strawberry one before we ate.

Luckily, I told her partner, who had been my baking partner in crime and convinced me to add in the strawberry after I said it might be a bad idea, to bring two epi pens just incase.

Riddle : I am around 5’3, and I had a friend (?) who was 6’2-3 in middle school. We had almost the blatant definition of a Floyd and Riddle Dynamic, but he’d out of the blue be extremely sweet to me (kinda like that comic in the anthology), only on days I was going through shit. When I tell you I genuinely thought I was hallucinating when he did though-

Also, I yelled at him for nailing, yes, NAILING, a flag on the ceiling reading :”el sábado es para los chicos” (Saturday is for the boys) In the fucking Spanish classroom. Since nobody was as tall as him and the janitors didn’t notice it, it was there for like a week.

Che’nya : My friend and I have an ongoing inside joke where whenever we spot the other through a window in the hallway, we text the other “behind you” or “to your__”

Leona : I brought a pillow with a silk pillow case (gift from my mom) to a sleepover once, and my friend went “You trust leaving me in the room with this?” and I genuinely responded “Its a pillow, why wouldn’t I trust you.” entirely forgetting that Silk can be pretty expensive.

I felt so bad bro.

Ruggie : My friend once dared me to get a one plate of everything during a party. I misinterpreted this and brought a mostly to full plate of each thing, including water bottles.

Turns out they meant balance one of everything on a single plate.

I did not, infact, return the seven brownies, four cupcakes, two cookies, twelevish tangerines, popcorn and god knows how many grapes, but everything else was returned or snatched by friends.

Jack: My friend was throughly convinced she knew where she was going when we got lost outside at one of the biggest malls in fucking America, and we ended up walking a good 4/6th of the perimeter before finding the target (the store, we were still fucking lost) , which we called her mom to pick us up at.

Bonus: My friend, a few dormmates and I were at Starbucks and this random woman comes up to my friend and goes “Hey, they got my order wrong, want my drink?” and I was literally trying to give him this face of “BAD IDEA”. Yea so he ignored the obvious and drank the whole fucking thing and was bouncing off the walls for the rest of the day. (This one could also work for Jamil I suppose.)

Floyd : I was once walking with a friend of mine and jokingly said Trees are giant salads.

This motherfucker breaks off a branch of the nearest tree, takes a fatass bite, drops it, and goes “I want a refund.”

Jade : Randomly got interrogated my mushroom hunters—-

(I kind you the fuck not, MUSHROOM. HUNTERS. Basically, they go out to hunt/find/ forage for rare mushrooms. Atleast thats what they told us?! I wasn’t paying much attention, I was busy petting their dog tbh)

—While camping, my friend and I had zero clue what they were talking about, so she just pointed in a random direction and they thanked us and left.

The same friend also introduced me to mica, but always called them Mermaid Scales, and we more than once walked around in the water looking for them, I was the only one that would literally stop mid-trail to pick some up though. I have a massive collection.

Also she never let me live down the fact I once trapped myself in my tent with fucking dental floss overnight just to see if I could, then couldn’t undo it in the morning, and our adult / guide / trying to keep us alive person had to cut me out with a knife.

Azul : This one very specific time as a kid I was talking to two identical twins, who were standing on each side of me, wearing the same outfits but color reversed, and nearly had an internal breakdown trying to remember which was which, so I just did verbal gymnastics around using their names.

We later literally spent two hours fighting for ours lives together and I shit you not I STILL COULDNT REMEMBER THEIR FUCKING NAMES.

Kalim : Went shopping with my badass grandma and somehow left with a Second Hand Valentino (the brand) dress for $50 and a free bracelet one of the employees gave me because ….I actually don’t know.

Also, I got trapped on a really high up indoor water slide with my sister because the water entirely stopped (we learned later the water machine tied to that ride blew up) , and where we were was like a weird slope like between two drops. We couldn’t get back up, and going down was too risky without water bcs we could go splat.

There was like a window ish on the ride, so like a smart 8 year old, I start calling for help at the top of my lungs. My sister (10) also did this. There was this guy who I guess heard us that we nicknamed Chad because he looked like the most stereotypical 2000’s beach movie love interest lifeguard and was dramatically looking around for where the voices were coming from but NEVER LOOKED UP??

Anyway, My sister got us out in the end because she found a hatch and managed to open it, and I shit you not there was a spiral staircase with a gigantic fucking sign reading “DO NOT CLIMB STAIRCASE.”

So obviously, my sister chucks me across the gap onto the staircase and then jumps over herself, and we end up spending another 40 minutes after that fiasco trying to find our parents while i’m pretty sure Chad was trying to find us.

After the 40 minutes we just assumed we were now orphans and went back to where we left our keycard and low and behold our parents had just come back from wherever they had fucked off to.

Also Chad found us and felt super bad, and bought us a smore cake?!? Someone throw him back in time to be his destined role as an extra in Teen Beach Movie. The cake was great though, but that was one hell of an 8th birthday lmao.

Jamil : My friend from India (jokily) Divorced me after my dumbass asked her if Chai was an ingredient used in Chai Tea.

Spoiler Alert : Chai IS THE TEA. Apparently, asking for Chai Tea is the equivalent of saying “Can I have some Tea Tea please.”

Yea safe to say I felt real stupid in that moment.

Epel : My sister once locked me in the bathroom so she could test her new makeup on me. She left for one second and I kid you not I snuck out of the window.

Random bonus : Me and my cousins for some reason ended up roughhousing outside after one of our older cousins weddings, and I judo flipped a whole ass 17 year old man at age 12 and I felt so powerful in that moment.

Also If you saw about the ranch in the previous post, me that gang had an anonymous cookie provider who would leave us two tins of fresh cookies every day around 12ish pm, usually behind the kitchen or outside the equipment shack.

Yes, we tried to catch them once, No, we didn’t succeed. Also nobody wanted to risk loosing cookie privileges, so we didn’t try again.

Rook: Once scared the living shit out of my online friend by texting him “I am now several miles closer to your location.” . He lives in South America, and I happened to be in Florida with a friend, so I thought i’d be funny.

Vil : I was going to a cosplay convention with a friend, and instead of bringing like a normal amount of makeup, my indecisive ass brought basically a whole suitcase worth of it.

Also won a costume competition at my boarding school for Halloween, and wasn’t even aware there was a competition until the year after, when a good half or more of my dormmates asked me to do their makeup because they’d heard I was really good at it.

Idia: Ok, so, long story, but my friend invited me and two mutual friends to see Sweeney Todd on Broadway w/ the og cast. However, I was the only one who didn’t know we were going anywhere, because he thought his mom told my dad we were going to see Sweeney Todd, while my dad thought my friend told me, but also he was suspiciously alluding to it, maybe unintentionally

So I show up in a blue hoodie with a bad pun on it, mildly ripped sweatpants, mismatched socks and bright rainbow crocs. Not very “going to watch a musical about cannibalism and Serial Killers” attire. But it gets worse.

So around the 3/4ths into the first act is when I usually get snacks at musicals or plays, since they’re usually just finished setting up and theres no line, so I’m in and out and don’t miss much.

Well, I did that as usual, and its important to know we had front row balcony seats, because…

I slipped on my friends playbill on the way to my seat, and my fucking left croc went flying down into the seats below us, and hit an older woman in the head right at Sweeney did the first oofing, and the stage lights go red for a moment in this scene.

I felt so bad, and was literally too embarrassed to go get the shoe myself, so one of my friends got it for me. Apparently the lady thought it was somewhat funny (thank fucking goodness)

Ortho : My sister and I were biking once, and found out some reason the coats we had (school merch from field day I think). had the biggest fucking hidden pockets known to man.

So the next time we went out, she for some reason decided to put our dads entire laptop in there.

Also bonus: My friend once invited me over to their house to help with their costume, and when I came over, the costume was literally a gigantic trash can. No, not the actual object, They were literally making a giant trashcan costume.

I helped but still remained mildly confused in the process.

Malleus : I had a good friend who lived next to a graveyard, and sometimes we would just go on nice walks in the graveyard.

Lilia: Another Wilderness one: We were making Pasta, and one of the guys in our group was playing with a large thing of moss, tripped, and the moss got into the fucking pasta.

One guide said “Nature Consequence, we can still eat it” while the other screamed they were going to get fired.

Also, me and a friend were singing bo-burnham on a hike, and for some reason we had this stupid ass idea of making a fake fishing rod called…..

“The Child Catcher.”

(The irony ony of us both being 14 at the time so technically we were children)

We found a good fishing rod like stick and a vine, tied a vine on, and I kid you not we carried that thing for MILES. We also made a fork with a flatly shaped stick and a rock named Reddie.

Yea living in the woods does somethin to ya I gotta say.

Bonus: One of my childhood friends had a very giant dog, and one time we had a sleepover, she was laying infront of the other side of the door when we woke , and because of the way the door was, we couldn’t get through.

So my genius solution was to climb out the window (this was on the second floor) , Cha-Cha real smoothed to the nearest other window, go through there, and lure the dog away with a treat.

It worked.

Silver: Went to this make your own dipped popsicle thing with a good friend of mine, and watched in pure horror as she got a mango popsicle dipped in dark chocolate and rolled in fruity pebbles.

Another one: I was at a Sleepover and there was this tent like thing that was meant for tiny people (aka me, not really it was for toddlers but I was small enough to fit at the time), and at some point in the middle of the night, someone tripped on the tent and it entirely collapsed on me, and not only did I sleep through it, I ended up being the last person to wake up because they all saw the tent collapsed and assumed I was already awake.

Also I was camping once and I rolled away from my tarp and somehow down a road, and my friend said when she found me there was just several butterflies and caterpillars on me. I originally didn’t know but I found a caterpillar on my head that morning and apparently it was poisonous (I was fine and I named him Bob)

Sebek: I was in an escape room with some friends, and I discovered that a key we had gotten in the very beginning worked on another lock, so I did that, and later one of my loud friends finds a key and is SPIRALING because she can’t find what it unlocks for like 30 minutes, and after several minutes I realized, unintentionally slammed my hand on a desk and screamed “OH SHIT.” with zero context.

That experience was actually my first time in a escape room with friends, and not my family or a bunch of drunk strangers in suits + my concerned mother.

Second years : My friends in the priorly mentioned group consisted of who I’ll call N, who was doing 70% of the work, we had R, who was angrily searching for the lock to the key, we had T, the birthday boi, who was randomly making jokes about the 1930s, S, who genuinely forgot he had a key item in his pocket, and A, who dramatically serenaded the paintings after misinterpreting a clue and me, who kept accidentally unlocking shit ahead of time.

Third Years: Prior to the other mentioned event, we had gone to a small improv event that ended up being just us, and the poor guy running it kept giving us scenarios and random conditions which we would absolutely make the craziest shit from.

If I remember correctly, one of the skits was we were supposed to be a school board, and the condition was when someone said an idea, you had to say yes.

The result? a organ harvesting business thats front was a school, and everytime someone got detention, one organ of theirs was sold, and the funds went into funding the biogenetically engineered creation of Hatsune Miku and Cat Boys.

For some reason this skit also led somehow into atomic glitter and cocaine missiles, selling souls on Ebay with express shipping, using Sephora Products and Instagram to spread our propaganda, making meme complications of our crimes, and nuking the Bermuda Triangle.

Ask no questions because I have no answers.

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Yea thats it for now! Enjoy!

:3

[valeriele3]

While listening to Guy.exe I got reminded of the edits/memes with the song like those fake texts thing sooo..

(I’m too lazy to make it into a fake text so here and yes, I mean to put “you” not “Yuu”)

Warning: Cringe

Ace: Alright! We’ve gathered everyone here today to ask the prefect..What their type is!

Leona: Who cares about the herbivores type..I’m gonna go yawn plus that dragon bastard is here

Ace: Nope! No one’s getting out of this room until we get our answer!

Vil: Not everyone has the time for your shenanigans

Deuce: Guys! The prefects on their way

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Ace: (serious face) Prefect..I— We have a very important question that only you can answer

You: What is it..?

Ace: What’s your type?

You: …

Deuce: Well?

You: ..Are you serious right now?

ADeuce: Very serious

You: You made me run all the way over here panicking just to answer this question?!

Ace: Yes yes yes I may have exaggerated a bit but answer the question!

You: I— Fine.

You: My type is.. Wait what if I..do that thing?Surely that song doesn’t exist here?

Everyone waits with a bated breath

You: A picture perfect guy..

You: Where all the boys at with emotional stability?

Deuce: What’s emotional stability..?

You: Nice car, a ceo, and almost just as smart as me

Kalim: Oh! I have a lot of cars!

Ace: Pfft..Smart..You want someone as dumb as you? Smack Ow!

You: Shut up..Ahem..Back to what I was saying

You: Where all the boys at with financial security?

You: A doctor,

Heartslabyul gang: Dorm leader?!

Riddle: E-Eh..?! What nonsense are you talking about?! Off with your head!

You: A model, a man of possibilities

Epel: Vil-San?!

Vil: You have good taste Potato

You: They say, “expectations are too high, and you’ll never find a guy like that. It’s driving you mad honey,”

Ace: Because it is high! Smack

You: They say that “It’s just a waste of time, get your head out of the sky”

You: But why?

You: Oh I, wish I could synthesize, a picture perfect guy, oh I, oh I..

(At this point you’ve started fully singing and going to guys who fit the description)

You: Six feet tall and super strong

Leona: Hm?

You: We’d always get along, alright, hugs Jack alright

Jack: … (Jack has stopped functioning. Press the button to send help)

You: Ooh, he’d pick me up at eight, and not a minute late

You: ‘Cause I don’t like to wait, no

Malleus: Smile

You: Kind and ain’t afraid to cry

Kalim: gasp Jamil! Jamil! Do I really fit that description?!

Jamil: sigh yes

You: Or treat his momma right

Deuce: O-Oh..But I’ve hurt my mother a lot before

Trey: Ah..Thank you Prefect

You: That’s right, that’s what I like

You: I need a man who don’t get jealous ‘less I want him to

Cater: Oh? Yay~! Selfie! #ThePrefectsType #selfiewiththeprefect

You: A gentleman to take care of me in the bedroom

You: Romantic love but keep it rough, am I asking too much?

Everyone: …

Leona: I know how to keep it romantic and rough. I can show you right now if you wanted to smirk

Malleus: I suggest you keep your hands off of what’s mine Kingscholar

Lilia: Fufu~ I know just how to keep it romantic and rough Darling

Silver: Fa— Lilia-Sama! Σ('◉ ⌓ ◉’)

Everyone started fighting bickering on who can keep it the most romantic and rough in bed

Grim: FFGNA! No one’s going to bed my henchman! You need my approval first! Shoo shoo!

[writingforatwistedworld]

Ah, I hope this isn't annoying, but I couldn't resist! I just read the request for the self-aware au, for a player who is actually a god and I really LOVED the idea!!! So if it's not too much trouble, could I ask for the exact same idea only with Ruggie, Riddle and Ace?

By the way, I love your blog and your work, I love your creativity!! ❤️❤️❤️

Self-aware au

I do not take any responsebility for you reading this no matter which age group you are from!

WARNINGS: Yandere themes, religion, obsessiveness, murder, blood, beheading, violence, death

My works are not meant to be taken seriously. Neither am I telling you in what kind of religion you are supposed to believe in.

Riddle Rosehearts/Ace Trappola/Ruggie Bucchi-Player is a real god

God of law and order

Oho, so we are actively trying to make him loose his mind (mhm good plan good plan)

I mean, come on, the Queendom of roses is a place I would rank “third-most-not-so-fluffy-relationship-with-you” and he grew up in there so what did you expect?

Something normal? Ha! You are making me laugh

But here we are, croquette master with a hedgehog in his hand in person, almost dropping his needely friend

But how did he even find out? Well… Leona. Leona and a lot of ink (you catching my drift, right?)

Things were looking south and everything was just so…. so… unruly

Mhm I can see how a God of law and order popped a blood vessel in that kind of situation

And whilst you aren’t some kind of being creating bloodshed and war getting hit by a rule book and whatever kind of abilities you have has to hurt

Also it was giving away who you truly were

I mean, yay? Now you have an (somehow possible) even more obsessive follower…

And they all wonder why he suddenly became so religious

Even if you are a more “chill” kind of entity concerning your field of work (the market of Gods is always having too little workers) he is still like “Nope Trey. Imma go pray to ruler number 168” or something like that

Like I said, religious

But oh dear heavens (u get it heavens in like… ok I’ll stop) someone disrespects you or tries to take his seat as “most devoted follower of the month”

Uh… he was in the mood for a “realistic” demonstration of how the Queen of Hearts would deal with annoyances

Just tell him that you are proud… otherwise I’m not sure that even the hedgehogs would tolerate him and his… rather red behaviour

God of trickery

Hmm… this one is kinda tricky

You see, he is from the Queendom of Roses but at the same time he is not powerful enough to do that much damage… with magic at least

When Ace found out that you were everything but a ordinary student you two were in a rather unhappy situation

I mean, either you make that huge glass thingy behind Riddle trip and fall or you can eat rose bush which it was swinging around like crazy… pick your poison

Ace isn’t the fatest tool in the shed but when you, a magicless student, suddenly used something akin to magic he knew that something was up

And who would have known, maybe if it wasn’t for the bad parenting of Riddles mother you may have hidden this until the day you would go separate ways

But oh well, seems like fate decided it wanted him to be religious

I mean, a God of trickery, something like that is perfect for him!

Not to mention that you are way more approachable than some God of law and order because who would want to follow such a stiff deity? (Jokes on you Ace but Riddle...)

Despite him being on the “chill, man” side I can also see a huge spike in religiousness in his personality

I mean, come on, it’s now literally proven with his own two eyes that God (or Gods) at least exist

You know that meme “he don’t but-YES IT DOES!” that’s him

My man just turns feral when someone dares to take your prescious attention and time away from him

Literally a menace, and not the peaceful kind

Before you know it he is asking you if you can help him dig holes for a “garden project”

In the middle of the woods. Aha. Totally believable

Well, all I can say is that Trey will probably miss the kitchen knife... yeah I would buy a new one and never use the old one again...

You know... Maybe the cake looks a bit red if he were blind and never noticed anything.... It's a “garden project”, ok? Let the man raise his Gladiolus, Aconitum, Lycoris and Chrysanthemum

God of kindness and equality

So we feeding the carnivores today? Sounds like a plan. Not a good one but at least it is one

Ruggie has always been someone who needed to clench his teeth and do stuff other people wouldn't do simply to have his basic needs fulfilled

So imagine you standing there one day, opening up that you are in truth literally the things he had been craving all his life for

Mhm, I am just had he doesn't have rabies. You could have fooled me with how aggressive he becomes towards new people (and also your own little circle to be honest) after finding that out

Here we are, Leona is dealing with his stuff in an unhealthy way and someone needs to step up and bring him down to earth again

But imagine his surprise that you were actually the good of kindness after you slapped our local lion who may or may have not escaped from the Zoo next door back into reality (and out of his doom)

After he spends even more time with you it starts to make sense thought

Even though he is the closest person to Leona which could be used for someone's benefit people still tend to be at least wary of him because... well broken bones hurt, you know?

But here you are, holding out your hand to him, offering him your kindness and friendship

Though you could have said “marry me” because win his eyes that is exactly what you did

And who is he to say no to such an perfect being literally being from heaven (or whatever higher place)

He is scratching, biting, kicking and using all the dirty tricks in the book just to keep you alone, isolated and all for himself

Of course he won't do that in front of you, he isn't a monster! Such a pure and perfect being lime you doesn't need to witness such a thing!

If you thought that Diasomnia is already bad then I would say yes, he is only a teeny tiny bit better than them

Why? Oh well, he doesn't have the magical or physical strength to start a war

That doesn't mean he won't leave you alone

Oh no

You will spend somewhere the rest of the time he exists in a small in the middle of nowhere thinking that everyone despises you

He has a way with words (and sharp, suspiciously red teeth) you know?

[cyberdragoninfinity]

I have to ask. I have to. Give me your opinion of Michael "III" "Trey" Arclight for the YGO character meme please.

TREY THREE MICHAEL ARCLIGHT MY BELOVED

Why I like them/why I don’t: vector may have hit me with hammers but trey is really close behind him as my second fav zexal character, i love this kid so much. i cant believe when i got into zexal i was so worried about quattro fucking me up i got completely blind-sighted by his baby brother. he makes my chest hurt. i love characters whose sense of devotion and loyalty is so great they put their own life at risk!!! I LOVE FAMILY DRAMA!!! HE JUST WANTED TO DO HIS FAMILY PROUD. HE ALMOST DID A MURDER-SUICIDE WORLD ENDER OUT OF HOW MUCH HE LOVES HIS FAMILY

What I like about their appearance: his color palette is sooo so nice...those lovely shades of pink with the pop of green in his eyes and his crest. Also his hair is just so cute i love the little curly twirls by his ears.

Do I prefer their dub names or original names? 'michael arclight' in general is such a funny perfect whiteboy name, but i think i do like Trey more.. it just sounds nice :^) college AU trey definitely picked that name out for himself #nonbiney

OTP: i do like yuma/trey, it's very sweet ;__; also >>when one character has endless loyalty to another.. wahh...waaughhh....WAHHH....

NOTP: trying to even think what other trey ships ive seen. hrm. if you ship him with his brothers explode and die !

OT3: everyone. come to "the unlikely friendship of vector trey and yuma" with me. i want them to go on a hike and vector and trey to have a really heated conversation about Mesopotamian pottery while yuma frantically tries to keep up with them. i want them to have smores together. listen to me.

Favourite card they use: god. i wish i liked his deck more i really do. I JUST WISH IT WASNT. LIKE THAT do we have to...do we have to make indigenous art from real life into the Strange Mysterious Deck Archetype and then give it to a white boy...yugioh...... ok but anyway i DO love Chronomaly Atlandis. big weird fucked up lava giant. the dante's inferno reference??!?! kickass

Favourite moment they were in: his duel with yuma was and is my all time favorite zexal duel, between the colors and the stakes and the EVERYTHING. IT'S JUST SO GOOD. i think my especially favorite moment of that duel is the agony of Trey using aztec mask golem as trebuchet fodder, the card he literally like an episode before described as his favorite, just in that bone-deep desperation to win and do his dad proud. GUHHHHHH. (runner up moment: when he threw a sword at mr. heartland. also when he stole mizar's dragon looooool)

Least favourite moment: right before he's about to die and he's thanking yuma for being his friend and YUMA CANT EVEN BE THERE FOR HIM. IT'S NOT A BAD MOMENT OR ANYTHING IT JUST MAKES ME SAD!!!!!!!

Something I associate with them: this emoji --> 🙃

[roseapov]

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Yan!Vil x Reader x Yan!Rook

Rollo Flamme x Reader with bits of Malleus x Reader

Genshin Man Isekai'd into the creators world

Bye bye bugs

Riddle and Vil bonding art

Fragaria memories meme (Hallritt and Hello Kitty)

Malleus x Yuu x Ace comedy

Sad Idia comic

HSR chars as vampires

Halloween ghosts decoration

Halloween ghosts decoration

Malleus calling Yuu by their name and not Child of man

Argentiiiiii

Fic based on my Twst Self Aware <3

Cheka and Leona wallpaper

Rosebush Sneak-peek

Fragaria Memories Red Bouquet

Yuu snaps and bullies OB gang (most of them) and they like it

Lilia cooking meme

How to win the heart of Vil Shoenheit

Masterpiece

How to not kill your computer

Invite quality guide Twst

Rosebush 001 Twst, Riddle Rosehearts

Vitamins cheat sheet

How you mince my heart, Vil Shoenheit

Twst inhuman traits

Moose

Vampire Epel fic

Alhaitham and Kaveh in somewhat Fontaine clothes

Shrimp, Jade x Yuu

Great Seven avenue backgrounds

WIP Heartslabyul reincarnation, Riddle Rosehearts

Chosing who to write for

Morning people vs night people

Leona Playful land art

Jack Playful land art

Epel Masquerade art

BAT ATTACK!!

Rook x reader, Royal AU

OT3 Playful Land Scenarios (Lilia, Reader, Knight of Dawn)

Genshin 4 archons

Loved by a fae

Rosebush additional chapter

Dearest mother additional chapter

OB Vil design art

Malleus and Lilia stickers

Learn French Twst Rook and Epel meme

Pomefiore arts

Rook meme

TWST MAFIA AU!!!

Twst art that reminds me of mafia au

Dorm Uniform Malleus Card Analysis

Writer!Yuu and yandere

Cater personality problems

Crowley sets up Overblots theory

Dearest mother additional chapter

Dearest mother / Rosebush art

Lilia's revenge on Rollo

Playful land big bro behaviour

Vampire memes

Eggleus and Lilia meme

Genshin sagau

Jade, 'Do be gentle with me' line

Love Potion Leona x reader

Honest Fellow meme

Malleus and Grim superduo

Lilia and Baby Silver headcanon

Trey dad, Vil mama

Jade / Floyd and their S/O headcanon

Jing Yuan

The Great 7 AU Masterlist

Always second 001 Twst Leona Kingscholar

Malleus x Reader, The promises we made

The ghost groom

Azul Octopus headcanon

Sebek heart locket comics

Perfect harmony meme

Vil's deep character analysis

Rollo Flamme memes

Silver and Parent Lilia, killing them will take like 5 minutes

Malleus 3rd spell lines

Vil Playful Land

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I need to know, who would agree to be friends with benefits? I can guess Ace and Floyd if he's feeling it, but I'm not sure about everyone else?

-friends with benefits anon(fwb anon)

OOOH, a very good question!!!! I love fwb trope, so allow me to write who I think would accept a fwb arrangement. :D

Riddle would not do friends with benefits. He finds it unbecoming. Deep inside he believes that a relationship should be built on love, not lust, which is why he is very against fwb. That, and he finds it embarrassing. How do you face that person in normal circumstances? Is there awkward tension? How can you sleep with someone and not have any romantic attraction? He really can’t understand it and his mother would most certainly disapprove. But there are little moments where he considers it; it would certainly make for quite the rebellion. Of course these thoughts remain in his head and he never acts on them, but they do linger.

Ace would do friends with benefits. He does it solely because it’s a lot easier than an actual romantic relationship. Dating can be complicated sometimes, so an arrangement where things are solely physical is perfect. There’s no need to remember anniversaries, no need to agonize over gifts, and certainly no need to worry about any envy! It’s perfect and casual!

Deuce wouldn’t do friends with benefits. He has nothing against it. He just can’t imagine himself ever getting intimate with someone for reasons that aren’t love or romance. It’s also very embarrassing for him because he tends to choke up when he’s around someone he really likes, so if he ended up falling for his friend with benefits things might get complicated. He’d just prefer friendship without any sexual benefits.

Cater absolutely does friends with benefits! It’s a perfect arrangement for him. There’s not much commitment needed, you won’t pry into his life because it’s solely physical, and he can continue to act like upbeat, happy Cater. These types of relationships also work because he’s so used to never settling down permanently, hence why he’s always ready to leave all of his previous relationships behind. Friends with benefits allows him to wash his hands of you if and when he’s finished and there won’t be any hard feelings!

Trey might do friends with benefits. Considering how stressful being Vice Housewarden for Riddle is, he can definitely use some stress relief. He probably engages in fwb solely for the stress relief. Trey always delivers in the arrangement. You’ll never be unsatisfied, and he always prepares a nice baked good for you after the fact. If you’ve ever seen the meme ‘I nutted in her and now she’s giving me crystals’ that’s you and Trey but with baked goods. He’s always, always gifting you the treats he baked, claiming he made too much. You think he likes baking for you. Trey doesn’t deny your suspicions.

Leona would not do friends with benefits. It’s too much work and effort. He could spend that time doing other things (like napping). Plus, he doesn’t want to engage in something that could go down a different road. It would be troublesome if his fwb caught feelings or he himself caught feelings. That, and he’d rather focus on other things he deems worthwhile. Talk to Ruggie if you want to do something like that.

Ruggie is so very willing to do friends with benefits! Too willing, actually. He’s in it for the benefits and only the benefits. It’s even better if you’re rich. Surely these benefits can go beyond sexual, right? He’d do anything to make a little more money or get some things off of someone else’s wallet. Fwb allows him to enjoy himself while also basking in everything that comes with a relationship of that nature. And he definitely enjoys everything about it. He gets greedy, but can you blame him? He goes all in when it comes to these types of things!

Jack would not do friends with benefits. He has a strong set of morals and beliefs, and of those he believes that he’ll meet his one and only mate and fall in love. Fwb is the opposite of that. There is no love. He would want to indulge in sex and all that comes with it when he’s in a loving relationship. Jack’s loyalty may also become a burden if he ever did fwb. He might get too attached and that would be troublesome.

Azul would do friends with benefits, so long as it’s part of a deal. The contract is going to be very detailed and he outlines every boundary, each one quite significant. Azul is a fabulous actor, so he’ll be whatever you want him to be in this relationship. He’s a very accommodating fwb! You’ll never be unhappy after spending time with him. But Azul is prone to catch feelings as easily as he lies, especially when he’s spending intimate moments with you (his long-time friend and now current fwb). At least he can blame a confession on lust or roleplay! Once he’s fully in love, fwb hurts a sad, lonely part of him. He wants all of this to be more than simple physical attraction. He wants you to love him wholeheartedly. 

Jade would also do friends with benefits, but he does it only because of two reasons. One: It’s interesting and he wants to see where this relationship will go. Two: It’s a mutual way of getting the things he wants from you and vice-versa. Like Trey and baked goods, Jade gives you mushrooms he’s grown and collected only if he really cherishes you. For a while he only sees you as someone he fucks regularly. It takes a lot to truly charm Jade, so if you manage to have him completely lovestruck within a few months it’s a great accomplishment. You’ll never know Jade likes you because he won’t verbalize his true feelings, but his body language says it all. Pay attention to how he acts in proximity to you and how he treats you in bed, and you’ll find his actions are quite telling. 

Floyd does friends with benefits if he’s in the mood, if he likes you enough, and if the rewards are good. Sure, sex is great and he’s a creature of carnal instinct at times, but he also likes other things. Basketball, sweets, cute, squishy things. He wants a connection with you, so outside of sex he’d like to do other fun activities with you. Fwb with Floyd is very exciting. You’ll never know what to expect from him, which means he could pull you into an empty corridor if he’s in the mood for a quickie or he drags you off to Octavinelle for some ‘extracurricular study’ involving human and eel-mer anatomy. Expect the unexpected with him. And Jade might even join in, too. The twins share everything, and you are not exempt from that unspoken rule!

Kalim would do friends with benefits, but Jamil will not allow it. He has a reputation to uphold as the Al-Asim heir and a fwb could lead to disastrous consequences. Kalim tends to fawn over things and people and he’s quick to adore them. All it takes is a few nights and Kalim could possibly fall for his fwb. Jamil is just looking out for him. Plus, Kalim would much rather prefer charming you and falling in love instead of engaging in fwb, but he’d do anything to help you! He knows Jamil means well, but he also wants to assist you. Fwb with him would be done in secret for a few days before he announces it with a grand feast. 

Jamil might do friends with benefits. It really depends. If the arrangement is pleasant and won’t lead to anything unsavory—and if it’s with someone he trusts won’t try anything—then he supposes it wouldn’t hurt. If Jamil can be number one in this relationship and actually win at something for once, the arrangement automatically becomes ten times more appealing. He’s not second to Kalim when he’s your fwb. He can actually be himself (to a certain extent. He’s still so used to acting average.) and he doesn’t have to compete or purposely lose. This is just him and you. He finds that this arrangement is quite enjoyable, and it’s wonderful stress relief. He certainly needs it after fretting over Kalim and following along with his spontaneity for so long.

Vil would not do friends with benefits. He has a reputation to uphold and he’d much rather focus on himself. It sounds selfish, but he really couldn’t see anything good coming from a fwb arrangement. His fans would skewer you if they found out and they’d feel betrayed that their untouchable Vil is doing something so scandalous with another person. Vil would have to really dislike you to do fwb, and he only does it with the intention of proving to you that he’s perfectly capable of engaging in intimacy beyond the movie set. Your fwb with him would be more hate sex than anything and he’ll teach you to never doubt his capabilities again. 

Rook would absolutely do friends with benefits! There’s nothing more beautiful than two people appreciating and enjoying one another’s assets in a mutually beneficial relationship. Rook treats fwb like it’s a trip to an art museum. You are a portrait preserved beautifully, intricately, breathtakingly, and he’s the one who shall admire you, freely indulging in you should you allow it. Rook quickly learns all of your sexual preferences and habits, and he’ll tailor the way he pleases you based on the things you’re more receptive to. He loves to worship the temple that is your body. Not much changes in fwb with Rook. He’s still the same loving Rook you know, only this time you get to know him even more while he’s inside of you.

Epel wouldn’t do friends with benefits in the beginning. He’s not really sure how to approach such a thing and you’d probably see him as a delicate, little flower if he tried and failed to please you. But when Ace teasingly remarks that fwb is quite manly, every other apprehension is immediately snuffed. Is every manly guy in a relationship like that? Epel wonders how that even equates to manliness. Do you just improve in sex? Are you just getting more experience? Is it exercise? He really has no idea, but now he’s determined to try it!

Idia would do friends with benefits, but there’s just one roadblock. He has to actually meet with you in person and that’s horribly mortifying for him. So he tailors the experience to be more comfortable for him. You’ll VC a lot and most of your intimacy with Idia is filthy phone sex. He’ll send you all sorts of toys and request that you use them while on the call. He always wants you to keep your camera on, but if it’s too much for you he supposes he can make do with just audio. Idia always keeps his camera off, but on extremely rare occasions he might turn it on if he really wants to. His hair is bright pink when you flirt with him, but when Idia’s in the zone he becomes surprisingly dominant. He’s been wanting to try this magical device that allows him to fuck you without ever having to meet you (essentially a fleshlight that’s connected to your hole via magic). You’ll let him do that, right? Or maybe he just won’t tell you and you’ll be in for quite the surprise when he finally decides to test it. :)

Malleus would not do friends with benefits because he wants more than that. He wants to be your lover, your one and only, your eternal sweetheart. Fwb would severely limit his dreams. He’d be stuck in a friendly zone where all forms of intimacy are solely physical. Malleus wants to be able to fuck you and confess just how much his heart yearns for you. In fwb he wouldn’t be permitted to do that. That’s why he’d much rather be intimate with you in an arrangement where the both of you love each other.

Lilia would do friends with benefits. He loves a little fun every now and then, and you always know how to pique his interest. He’s been alive for a long time, so you know he’s seen and heard it all. Lilia is very skilled with his hands and mouth. When he learns every touch you find pleasurable, he’ll tease certain areas endlessly with unique techniques. Lilia wants to cook for you in the aftermath of a session, but you’ve told him it’s much better if he lays beside you and enjoys the tranquility. Lilia loves to be around you during these moments, and he becomes almost parental when he looks after you. It’s fleeting, though, because his next remark is playful.

Silver would not do friends with benefits because he genuinely believes it might hurt you. He’s heard all kinds of tales of love and heartbreak from his father, and of those a relationship like fwb doesn’t sound like a relationship you’d enjoy. It might cause heartache for you, though he’s not sure how or why. He’s just making decisions based off of the stories he was told. Silver would still want to help you in any way he can, and if it seems like fwb is all you require he wouldn’t mind helping you a few times. Someone needs to explain to Silver what fwb is. ;;;;

Sebek would not do friends with benefits. He’s dedicating his time and efforts to protecting Malleus. He doesn’t have time to entertain a human! How bold of you to even approach him for such relations. He’ll scoff at you and turn his head up, but when Lilia explains the real meaning behind fwb (it doesn’t mean befriending him to get the benefit of seeing Malleus often) he flusters, as red as a cherry.

And for the fun of it:

Neige would love to do friends with benefits with you because he simply adores you, but he’s not sure how he feels about the loveless parts of fwb. He wants to love you to the moon and back when he’s in a relationship with you. But Neige knows how to act. He can swallow his own feelings and submit to fwb if that’s what will please you. Still, he dreams of the day when he can surpass the threshold of physical attraction and enjoy true love with you.

Che’nya would do friends with benefits and he has too much fun in that relationship. You’ll never know when he’s coming over for sex until you feel hands on you and that’s when you know Che’nya’s popped in for a visit. You’re certain he enjoys interrupting at the worst times, for he once tried to take you in the Heartslabyul rose maze while you were taking an afternoon stroll with Riddle. Che’nya likes to have fun in his relationships and fwb is no different. He’s quite casual with you, and when you find yourself in bed with him he delights in teasing you.

Rollo would do friends with benefits. He gave into the temptation of living his fantasies and with the way things are going he’s quite pleased that he did. Rollo’s awkward the first few times, but once he’s accustomed to you he grows confident. His kisses smolder like hot coals, his fingertips are cool and light on your skin, only ever leaving crescent-shaped indents when he chooses to be rough, and he checks in with you the first few times you do it. Asks how it feels, if you’re okay, if it’s too much, if you need him to stop. He wants this arrangement to be enjoyable for both you and him, so he doesn’t want you to hide your true feelings. If something’s uncomfortable or painful, he expects you to tell him. And he’ll also want to go over boundaries beforehand. Rollo’s quite shameless once you get to know him, and you’ll find his sexual preferences are very interesting in so many good ways.

[m34gs]

Saw AU ask time: It has to have happened at least once, right? Someone Yuu sort of knows was a Real Jerk was thrown into a trap dies in said trap. Even though this person 100% deserved it, Yuu is upset once they learn of death via news. Without giving anything away how does each dorm comfort Yuu WITHOUT giving themselves away?

Oooooooh yes yes yes! I am so excited for this ask. Thank you so much for sending this to me! This is what I *live* for. Angst but also the irony! Potential for comedy! With murder as the backdrop :D Perfect! Ok, let's get into it!

I don't really have any warnings for this one; it's just under a cut for length! :)

Heartslaybul:

Trey takes the lead on this one, being the only one who doesn't have a hand in the murders at this point. He still feels a little guilty, because he didn't do anything to stop the others, but he can at least pull it together to organize Operation Comfort Yuu. He starts with what he knows best: baked goods. Yuu gets invited over to Trey's bakery, under the guise of taste-testing new pastries. Ace, Deuce, Cater, and even Riddle helped to make them.

While Yuu is there, the Heartslaybul team distracts them with warm pastries and delicious tea. Even if the event does come up in conversation, Trey guides them all through by just sliding Yuu a new pastry, and sitting and listening to their feelings. Cater has a tissue at the ready. Sometimes what a person needs really is just a warm treat and a group of friends who listen to their feelings without judgement. Cater and Trey have the "tell us all about it" demeanor down-pat (let's be real, both are pretty good at concealing their emotions and inner thoughts). Ace and Deuce struggle with pretending that they don't know the person who was put in the trap, so Trey has them on cleaning duty and doing whatever little tasks he can think of on the fly if they start to fumble too much. Riddle struggles a little too, so he stays pretty quiet but Yuu can chalk that up to his social awkwardness and lack of childhood. He does offer a supportive arm-pat, and Yuu truly appreciates it.

Savanaclaw:

Jack is worried but not good at lying on the fly, nor is he really good at offering comfort to a sad Yuu. On top of that, he is part of the Direct Cause of their sadness. He awkwardly pats their shoulder (insert "sorrows, sorrows, prayers" meme) and sends Ruggie and Leona the biggest "Help Me" eyes ever.

Leona takes a bit of an...unorthodox approach. "Well, no one likes dying, and most people don't like it when people die, but it's part of life, Herbivore," he says. It's not the most comforting line, but it's true enough that it at least stops Yuu's tears.

It's Ruggie who has to save the day. Growing up with so many kids back home, he knows a thing or two about comforting people; especially when it's to do with complex emotions the person might not fully understand. He's also good at feeling out emotions, reading the room, and lying to cover for himself. His skills are all gonna come in handy here. He ushers Yuu to a more private space and lets them just tell him all their thoughts and talk out their own emotions. When they're done, Ruggie ruffles their hair and tells them they did a good job and that it's not easy to feel that way. Maybe he even gives a side-arm hug. It feels good just for Yuu to get things off their chest. Ruggie slowly steers the conversation away from the heavy topic and eventually he has Yuu smiling and giggling a little. He also treats them to ice cream with his own money, a rare occurrence for anyone to experience.

Leona goes to Farena with the guise of "these murders are highly disturbing and unsettling to the public. Make a statement that we will have our people looking into it". Of course, Farena, proud af that Leona is taking such an interest in their citizens and their wellbeing, does exactly that and suggests Leona oversee the task force since it was his idea. He has no idea he just handed Leona the reigns to be able to control exactly who knows what about the murders; at least for the ones that occur in their territory... (listen, I totally think Leona could pull off a Deathnote situation successfully, lol)

Octavinelle:

Jade immediately takes stock of the situation. He's studied his fellow students and any humans he can come across. He knows all the words and phrases to say to offer comfort. He knows all the "right" actions for the scenario, or so he thinks. He scoops Yuu into a hug whispering soft reassurances. When Floyd figures out what Yuu's upset about, the first words out of his mouth are "well maybe the person deserved it", which unfortunately only makes Yuu more upset. Azul, having a better understanding of how to act, smacks Floyd immediately, making him yelp. It surprises Yuu and the action is so in-character for both of them that Yuu can't help but laugh a little. The laugh surprises all of them and there's a moment of pause...and then Jade smacks Floyd also. Yuu laughs harder. Of course, this devolves into a small scuffle as Floyd tries to fight back and the other two try to keep smacking him (not too hard) because it makes Yuu laugh.

By the end of the fiasco, Yuu hasn't forgotten what upset them but their heart feels lighter. Floyd then suggests they go get some ice cream, and he and Jade drag Yuu away. Meanwhile, Azul discreetly reaches out through his advertising connections and gets articles and any possible reminders of the incident buried even more in the news so that Yuu will be less likely to see them.

Scarabia:

Kalim has Yuu in his arms barely half a second after they've explained why they're upset. He gives hugs and reassurances and rubs their back. He has them sit down and asks Jamil to make Yuu's favourite foods. Kalim is highly conflicted and not good at lying at all, but he can definitely provide a good listening ear. And he's been practicing. Jamil definitely thought something like this could happen, so he's been having Kalim work on providing condolences without giving things away.

Still, Kalim is very vulnerable to sadness and his friends being upset. He could very well start to crack if Yuu expresses enough sadness. For that situation, Jamil has also thought ahead. They have a phrase: "Jamil, bring more tissues" or something like that, and that lets Jamil know Kalim needs help navigating the conversation, AND gives him a reason to come into the room. For his part, Kalim has had to work a little on some sleight of hand to hide the tissue box so that no one questions him asking for more. (he took lessons from Ace)

A comforting meal, with warm drinks, and a sleepover party, and Yuu is suddenly feeling a lot less sad and is able to relax a little.

Pomefiore:

Vil knows how hard it can be to talk when you're upset, so he helps Yuu talk it out by occupying them with an activity, a low-energy activity. I like to think he'd choose painting nails. It can become so much easier to spill their thoughts when Yuu is getting their nails painted, when they're watching him manipulate the brush instead of trying to look him in the eye. It also provides a distraction; human eyes are naturally drawn to movement and so Yuu is watching the nail painting instead of watching Vil's face and reactions. It takes the pressure of lying on the spot off of him, and also lets Vil "talk" to Rook with his eyes and mouthing words silently if he needs Rook to step in or to go get anything.

Epel has to be "busy" at this time, since we've established in this AU that he's not great at lying and has a hard time with coming up with lies. He's the kind of person who hates subterfuge and subtlety. Once Yuu is calmer, he can suddenly have finished all his "tasks" and be available to hang out and help distract. Vil will definitely take a moment to himself, leaving Yuu with Rook and Epel, while he calls his connections in advertising and publicity and "persuades" (nicely or with veiled threats, he's capable of either) major news companies to run happier stories for the next several weeks.

Ignihyde:

As expected, Idia and Ortho are both a bit awkward when it comes to the comforting. Ortho does come at it from a more clinical, objective view of "well, he was a bad person, and it's better him than some innocent person". It doesn't upset Yuu as much because they know Ortho's still not exactly human and that he's trying, but they do explain that hearing that doesn't make them feel better.

Idia is actually the one who ends up taking over the comforting. He has his experiences with grief, loss, death, and all the horrible feelings that can go with that, so he does get it to an extent. Instead of talking, though, he just lets Yuu sit with him in silence. They lean against each other as Idia plays a videogame, one that he knows well so he doesn't have to focus and can listen to Yuu if they start talking. Ortho takes it as a learning experience and just watches.

Afterward, when Yuu has finally fallen asleep, they cover Yuu with a blanket. That is when Idia and Ortho hack into all Yuu's social media and anywhere they could possibly see online ads and news. Idia is definitely not above hitting all the buttons and searching all the things he knows will affect how the algorithm shows things on Yuu's feed, to make sure they see only happy things for the next little while. He may even launch a short-term internet attack on some of the more prominent news sites...

Diasomnia:

Ok, let's be honest. None of the Diasomnia boys are ready for this. A sad Yuu? It's panic time. Lilia thinks he should cook them something. Silver insists he should NOT. Sebek cannot lie to save his life. He's all stiffness and stammers. Malleus may or may not be on the verge of destroying the planet.

Eventually, they get it together. It's when Yuu says "Hornton, can I have a hug" that they single-handedly save the entire universe from Malleus's wrath. Malleus gives them a hug and just holds them. And holds them. And holds them. When is he supposed to let go? Is he supposed to let go? He doesn't know, and honestly he doesn't want to ask.

Finally dissuaded from trying to provide comfort through home-cooked food, Lilia suggests they order in some food and have a sleepover. Silver suggests Lilia tell Yuu some of his stories of his past, since he's experienced so much he may be able to have a story Yuu can relate to. He does, telling several stories, and Yuu feels better as they listen to how someone else has felt similar to how they feel. It's a weird comfort, but it helps. Sebek helps by making tea and helping Silver order the food (Malleus can't figure out the tech, and Lilia *will* add really weird requests in the comment section if he's left to do it). A cozy night in with movies and food and Malleus still holding them, and Yuu feels a lot better the next day. Malleus is of the proposal that their next trap involves getting rid of the victim's face if they fail...Lilia is not opposed.

There you go! Hope you enjoyed these answers, these are my thoughts!! I had so much fun coming up with this response and writing it all out. Please let me know what you think too!

[chenyann]

Such a sweet treat!

Trey Clover

Rumor:Looks like trey is getting fed up about the fact yall never spend time, rumor has it he even started a war about the prefect? A food war that is.

Rumor warning:gn!reader, crack, fluff,spelling error, rushed, trey clover,sfw.

Keys:4,337

Ads:Day 2 of a twisted Christmas [calendar of event is here!]this totally isn't 5hrs late, also I had a hella hard time writing this.

The season is here and the fire is crackling, hot chocolate falls down your throat occupied with sweet treats you and trey made together.

Trey has made his way all the way to ramshackle with a basket of things, his goal is to spend time with you uninterrupted. You are always so busy that yall never spend time together anymore, honestly it made him a little upset..

He is aware grim is likely asleep at the time and right now is about the time you would chill in the lounge. (Don't ask how he knows ur schedule)

He rung the doorbell 

Now he is standing outside like a stalker/ criminal 

The fact he is looking around and side to side like he has something to hide doesn't help his case, it's not that he is trying to hide something: he just wants to have nobody notice so yall can spend time alone- not in that way he wouldn't think of such things! 

You open the door surprised to see the vice dorm leader of heartslabyul, “Trey? What are you doing here, it's past 9pm doesn't the rules say you can't be out?” You are confused, why is he out this late??? “Its okay riddle gave me permission” (He didn't)

You welcomed him inside and he gladly walked in. “What's in the basket?” You always are a bit on your toes, especially after Ace pranked you with mint toothpaste as frosting. 

“I was wondering if you would like to bake with me” he asked, already putting down the ingredients –therefore you knew he wasn't taking no for an answer. He gave you a smile after he sat everything on the counter, “So, what do you say?” Trey beckons, his smile is still present, a smile that shined like the sun and so sweet that it could give you cavities..

You agree and bow both of yall are acting like Gordon Ramsay.

Everytime you would put the wrong ingredient, he would always comment on it while you say yes chef and you have the honor of trying to speak in his British accent. 

Yall act silly for a little while before finally agreeing on making a tart.

While stirring trey would help you so there won't be any chunks, while checking the oven he would nag at you. While whisking in the egg whites and beating mascarpone and cream cheese until smooth. Trey stands behind you and guides your hands making sure you don't beat them too hard or whisk it too much.

“speed up” Trey nonchalantly said, you on the other hand felt a bit creeped out by the close contact. His mouth is by your ear and his breath fans your cheek. While you mix he adds in lemon, powdered sugar and strawberry flavoring. 

Filling the crust with the mixture he spreads and smooths it, for a moment he looked like a professional baker you see on tv. You start cutting the strawberries making sure each slice is perfect.

Trey would often glance over to you.

Once yall properly placed the strawberries and placed it in the fridge yall cleaned up the mess, when it was done yall sat at the table and cute out two even pieces. “I'll save some for grim” 

There is was, your kindness for everyone else deciding choices for you. He hummed back.

You sat down at the but was interrupted by a buzz from your phone.

Mad

He is so mad

Everytime yall try to do something you always have something pop up, but not this time. Trey takes the filling if the tart and spreads it on your cheek.

"What…? What the fuck is on my cheek." You know that meme where the girl puts a flower on the cat's bead and the cat pulls its head back? Yeah thats you. 

You're so confused, what is it!??!?! Then you see a smirking trey, oh…? That's how it is?

Suddenly you grab a fistful of the strawberries and filling, smearing it on treys face.

It soon became a battle, filling flew in the air and strawberries hti someone's nose. But nonetheless it was fun, not having to think about all the tasks you will have to do later, knowing that trey will help you clean this mess. It all felt comforting.

The air bubbles with laughter and filling. Even the tart that was saved for grim was sacrificed for the sake of the battle.

His plan worked, but it worked better than he expected.

Now in his sights is a smiling prefect, a sight so glorious he felt as if he had been blessed by some goddess. Your laughter bubbled up like soda pop and echoed in the air, the warmth of your body filled the room.

Oh how he loved it when you would let go of every worry you had for the sake of having fun. For a moment he even thought of a future with you like this. 

[kimium]

Tell me your favourite thoughts and ideas about our Saw AU? I love when we talk about it💜💜💜

Oh! How exciting! I love our Saw AU! It's always delightful when I have a moment to talk about it!

For anyone who doesn't know, @m34gs and I have a Twisted Wonderland Saw AU. See this link to my friend's pinned post to read ask answers AND the two Saw AU fics (so far) written by me! Please note any tags and warnings!

My favourite thoughts/ideas about our Saw AU

-Majority of Yuu's friends are serial killers and they have no idea

The sheer humour of Yuu blissfully unaware while their friends are out putting people into traps that 9/10 times result in a horrific murder is priceless. Dramatic Irony!!!

-Dark humour potential is everywhere.

Everyone bickers with one another over their traps! Petty bickering and nitpicking as if they're not talking about murdering people via complicated traps? Watching their traps with the same air as "could we get this done? I have other things to do today"? All of these options are perfection.

-The moment someone being put into a trap has been Mean or Rude to Yuu in some way all bickering stops.

Nothing is funnier to me than the 180 presented where suddenly it's Team Work is Important and We are all Dedicated to this Group Project, etc. If only Yuu knew that they're the glue to getting everyone to set aside their pettiness and become models for "Team Work makes the Dream Work". Yuu truly is the most protected person in the world and they have no idea.

-Everyone is one step away from always shoving someone who was "mildly rude" to Yuu into a trap.

Love that John has to remind everyone to have variety in their victim choices and NOT make it only people who they believe "have slighted Yuu". They all give him a Shocked Pikachu Meme look.

-"Oh no! We made plans with Yuu but forgot and now our trap conflicts with seeing Yuu! How can we make this trap run faster?"

That entire ask is my favourite head canon for this AU because it does exactly what makes my brain vibe with the idea: "Sure, we kill people but seeing Yuu is more important".

-Everyone's different views and motives for following John Kramer's philosophy.

Just love that we've established why and how everyone is different in this AU. It adds so much to this idea rather than having this remain a "Silly, crack AU" idea. I mean, it still is silly and a crack AU, but there is depth to our silliness!

-Not everyone is heavily involved with the traps.

One thing I enjoy is how we rated everyone's willingness to help their house warden out. For example, I am a big fan of Trey knowing what happens and by not doing anything beyond shrugging and baking he's complicit in murder.

-Yuu/Everyone and the dynamic in this AU

I know we haven't discussed this in great detail, but the fact everyone is 100% willing and has killed for Yuu can lend an interesting dynamic to explore if romantic vibes are added to the AU.

-This AU couldn't have happened without you, friend.

I've said this to you multiple times, but I will say it again: I love this AU with all my heart because it is truly a combination of our two interests. I would NEVER write a "sort of" Saw AU without you because I wouldn't have thought about it. That's what makes this AU so perfect and wonderful in my eyes. I cherish it and I cannot wait to see what you write!

And there you have it! My personal favourite ideas and thoughts about this AU! Let me know what you think!

[nightshadeheart11]

Yuridia Cruz (AKA Yuu) (from my Twisted Wonderland fanfic)

Species: Human Gender: Female Role: MC/ Yuu House: Ramshackle 1st year, housewarden/ perfect Personality: Accident prone, Feral child, reckless, strict, introverted, dorky, tired mom. Quick to jump to conclusions, easy to provoke her (she can and WILL fight dirty), Music lover, thinks of herself as old because she woke up and was 14 again. Very cheap and always stressed. If the term, “SLEEP IS FOR THE WEEK” was a person. ✨coffee addict✨ Signature spell attack: La chancla voladora. Upon wielding her shoe, she is granted deadly accuracy in its full force throw. Affiliations: Grim (her adopted son, despite his protests), Ace (dubbed, Idiot one), Deuce (dubbed, Idiot 2), Crowley (she is his unwilling participant in getting these kids therapy), Cater (“fellow depresso”/ her tutor in speaking internet), Trey Clover (member of the “tired moms” association), Riddle Rosehearts (“… You’re my son now.” “W H A T.”) Leona Kingscholar (only one she counts as being older than her), Ruggie Bucchi (A fellow tired mom), Jack Howl (Ay, mi perrito lindo precioso- this goes a lot longer.), Azul Ashengrotto (I hate you. sees baby pictures I love you.), Jade Leech (El Profesor Jirafales), Floyd Leech (El Maestro Longaniza), Jamil Viper (sketchy member of the tired moms association), Kalim Al Asim (Sunshine boy, must be protected. Also, Jamil’s idiot.), Rook Hunt (they’re trading skills. He’s teaching her how to shoot an arrow and she’s teaching this man to throw a chancla-), Vil Shoenheit (looks up, teary eyed “… I’m a potato-”), Epel Felmier (Fellow feral child. She showed him songs from MCR and Vil is hunting her down.), Idia Shroud (Spiderman pointing meme, these two have the exact same personality. She showed him her Mafumafu discs.), Ortho Shroud (The baby, also must be protected), Sebek Zigvolt (Fear and awe. He watched her beat the dignity out of another guy once.), Silver (Will stick around to watch him sleep because 1, he’s pretty, and 2, animals literally flock to him), Lilia Vanrogue (Shenanigans will ensue. Additionally, he’s the one who convinced her to join the pop music club. Vice president of the tired moms association), Malleus Draconia (Yuu: grabs him by the face “I would literally die for you-” Malleus: grabs her face and looks her in the eyes “Please don’t.”) Favorite subject: History of Magic (she likes cats a lot and likes the stories.) Least favorite subject: Physical Education Club(s): Pop Music Club (member), Tired Moms Association (President) Fun Fact: Girl will not acquire glasses until book three, so she’s literally flying blind.

[terrible-twst-oc-ideas]

To the mod: 7, 9 and 15 for the Twisted Wonderland ask meme?

7. What is your favorite chapter?

GOSH the English creative writing major in me really loves chapter one. It is a perfect introduction to the game as a whole in terms of its structure, characters, and themes. It strikes that perfect balance between producing a clear, sympathetic, and understandable motivation for our main “villain” (ie., Riddle) to act the way he does, while also making it very clear through his actions that he needs to be stopped. The cycle of abuse centered storyline is also executed very well for me, especially in how they handled Trey’s conflict. I love how the game uses him to present the moral that abusive behavior shouldn’t be excused regardless of the ‘whys,’ as not addressing it will ultimately harm everyone involved, including the person you’re trying to protect by not confronting them. It’s a very important moral, especially for younger folks. 

9. What is your favorite outfit?

At this current moment, Othro’s Playful Land outfit from JP’s new Halloween event. The moment I saw it, I immediately started planning how to save up enough keys to ensure I can get him when the event comes to EN next year. It speaks to the Nutcracker Suite lover in me. 

I also really love Diasomnia’s masquerade looks! Especially because, when Sebek and Silver stand on each side of Malleus, their capes make them look like his wings. And I just think that’s neat.

15. If you could pick a Disney villain to add to the Great Seven, who would it be?

Cliché answer, but Captain Hook. He’s one of the only major Disney villains not represented in TWST, and he has enough side villains to fill out a main cast for a dorm. Also, a pirate-themed dorm would be sick.

[sleepyorchidmonster]

Oh yeah, that makes sense! Lillia would probably play Genius Invokation TCG if given the chance!!

True! Riddle collecting all law enforcers and lawyers he can find (the fact that Jean has a strict mother and usually deals with all of Mond's crazyness is also a neat connection between the two).

Trey with Sucrose is great! Can we also add Xiangling, Thoma and Ayato? The latter because Trey can be a bit mischievous and plays pranks with food using his unique magic sometimes.

CATER AS A CHARLOTTE MAIN YES!! Maybe Furina too, since he often puts up a front and never shows his true feelings (also Furina is a Fontaine celebrity and archon)?

Cater probably also streams his Genshin gameplays, or does some trends like the "Lost control" one.

Agree with both options for Adeuce, but what about Xingqiu for Ace and Chongyun for Deuce? Also Hu Tao and Tartaglia for Ace, just all the funny annoying characters for him.

Ruggie is definetely a F2P player, though he's very lucky and always gets the characters he wants (he's really good at managing his primo savings to get the best units). I can see him with Dori and maybe Ningguang (she is his role model, going from selling conches to becoming the richest woman in all of Teyvat).

To be fair, Ruggie would probably have a second account where he uses Leona's money to get all characters and weapons. He is trying to sell this account though.

Jack sympathizing with Kuki, since he is often the sanest person in the room...

Floyd building a new character every other week because he just "feels like it" agshdhshsjdjd. Nobody knows how he can make so may great team compositions, though...

All the schemers for Jade! Though he might also like Tighnari, since they both love mushrooms...

I can see Jamil using Xiao, Kazuha and Wanderer alongside Traveler, especially before Book 4. He just likes to be free.

ROOK OMG YES!! He just loves everyone and is always crying at story quests!! Though Venti kind of suits him (funny archer poet, also the french venti meme).

Your choices for Epel are perfect!! He is just collecting all buff strong men! I can see him also choosing Xiao, because he is tiny but powerful and cool!!

If Malleus ever played Genshin, he would definetely main Zhongli and Neuvillette (dragons acting as rulers, and one of them even changes the weather when upset and is trying to understand humans).

However, his team would have two reserved spots for Amber and Bennet (she welcomed him to Mondstadt and was the first to join his team, while Bennet INVITED him to his adventure team, they are NOT leaving).

He also lost the 50/50 to Diluc, which ended up being an interesting coincidence, since Silver often plays with Kaeya....

[aquatrey]

Social media meme generator

[thyfatedenemy]

He sends you a dick pic and you send this back to him, reactions

I'm fucked up over driving classes and I hate them sm so I wrote this and I'm going to inflict the psychic damage onto all of you to cope

Charachters: Cater, Trey, Leona, Idia, Malleus, Lilia

🔞 contect because... weenies

Cater:

Dude spend HOURS trying to find the perfect angle, the perfect lighting, everything needs to be PERFECT, otherwise he's not sending it.

There it was. The perfect picture. Everything about it was perfect.

And then

Then you have the AUDACITY to send something like that to him.

How dare you?

How dare you be this funny?

Screw you. He loves you so much god damn it, he's got his dick out, it's hard, and he's wheezing his lungs out.

Because of you.

Please come see him rn he wants to kiss his amazing comedian S/O

Trey:

Gonna be honest, you need to bring up the subject.

And he says "sure", like the tiny little fool he is.

Doesn't spend too much time on it but makes it look decent.

Y'know, just a nice little treat for yo-

What is that.

Baby.

Baby what is that. Why.

He's confused.

Then it clicks.

You set him up.

You so nicely asked for a dick pic. All because you wanted to use the reaction picture. Also probably because u wanted a dick pic but we can ignore that for now.

He sends a grumpy cat meme in responce.

Leona:

Puts a lil' effort into it but tbh he'd just rather have you there with him.

Checks the phone occasionally to see when you've responded.

Stares at the image send back to him.

Stares it a bit longer.

Tries to decide what to do now.

For once he's. He's really not sure what he's supposed to do here.

Leaves you on read by accident.

He's not mad he's just very confused.

Idia:

Took him alot to send it, he's shy like that.

The picture is a bit blurry and somehow he managed to make his dick look shy, but y'know, decent picture all in all.

Tbh the meme gets a good laugh out of him, if you ever end up sending him nudes, he'll just send it back to you.

It's an inside joke now.

If you two ever have sex, he's first gonna pull the picture from his phone.

"woaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"sex"

"so cool"

Please laugh with him.

Malleus: blame @malewife-central for this one /j

He.

Okay so he can't use a phone.

But this doesn't stop him.

He spends hours trying to draw his own dicks

Honestly it's a really good drawing too. Shading, lighting, every single detail is immaculate.

Then he puts it in an envelope, puts a wax seal on it, and sends it to you with magic. The letter burns if anyone but you opens it.

He waits patiently for your responce.

It comes in the form of a carrier pidgeon he'd gifted you.

He opens the envelope.

Teleports to you an asks for an explanation.

You end up spending a few hours with him, explaining the meme.

No he doesn't have his pants on.

Another one whose not mad, just very confused.

Lilia:

Well on a good note, he knows how phones work... probably.

He'd prefer you there with him, pictures like these seem so detatched, but y'know he has no problem with sending the picture either.

He sees the meme and falls to the ground in tears. He's shaking, crying, trying to stop himself from cackling in the hour of our lord, 22:02/10:02pm

Also teleports to you. His dicks still out but u can ignore that.

You've broken this man he can't stop laughing, like seriously it's been 10 minutes.