#//RIP

[your-local-shapeshifter]

...somehow I've wound up agreeing to bartend tonight...

little old ladies really know how to guilt trip...

[veninflore]

Would you marry off your son to a beastman?

" M-marry ?!! " ahem--clears her throat

" W-Well marry is quite the big word so it's not a decision one should ever make on a whim. I would much rather prefer to have a chance to meet and learn more about the type of person that is, since i sadly have a very poor knowledge of beastmen aside from some lectures, yet i can't really make an image of an individual based just on books now can I. S-so preferably i would wish to be more familiar with that beastman and u-uh uh " it's too early for marriage !!!

[gloryundimmed]

Okay if no one wants an open ??? I’ll just delete it??

[themosthatedbeingg]

The Wrathful One approaches…..

There is Fear swirling inside of him, why wouldn’t there be who wouldn’t fear their creator approaching them especially such as this .

But he kept a firm stance he would be brave despite the pounding of his heart .

“Is there something you want to say to me father ?”

[flamesignitea]

Douses him in soap and then throws several buckets of water on him to help rid of the paint tbh.

"NO WAIT DON'T I ALREAD--"

Too late.

"Showered..."

[mystical-strawberry-sheep]

{I love the summoner's horn on Aku. Love love love it. But the girl needs her glasses. She can't see. ):` Someone help her.}

[dingdongdoodilydoodilydoo]

Hey, buddy. One of the anons said you might be dying. Are you okay?

@nathanthebarbarian

no- my fick g MOM is comibg iver

i csnt- i vant fucking btsthe and i cant find my fucking inhsler

[originemesis]

@rradiio xxx

✧-- " You know what you did. And you know that I know... and I know that you know that I know. Do you mind 𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗? You got any other sins to admit to? "

The soda slurping slows. "Hang on-...why am I explaining something to You that You already know that I know because You knew about it all along, again? Meta, much??"

"And uh...shouldn't You technically know about those by default too?" Looking like he might actually be hurting himself with this thought train. It's off the rails now.

[mechahero]

//i've been got 😔

[averythebusinessman]

are u a tory

What do you think? Of course I am.

[simiansmoke]

ngl i'd play those bongos

"...excuse me?"

"Only thing you're playin' is: with yourself."

[loreolympiad]

"Well... I suppose that's on me for trying to be lenient with a Goetian..."

[niccolo-dirossi-bli]

🎶IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME, IF I COULD FIND A WAY I'D TAKE BACK THOSE WORDS THAT HURT YOU AND YOU'D STAY

IF I COULD REACH THE STARS I'D GIVE THEM ALL TO YOUUUU THEN YOU'D LOVE ME, LOVE ME LIKE YOU USED TO DOOO🎶

[chronotopes]

nobody got hurt so im allowed to giggle about this extremely looney tunes looking accident on a part of 64 i used to drive down at least once a week

[sreegs]