#//I'm heeeeeere

[wanderingblindly]

You Bring Me Closer to God (Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri, 9.7k words, oneshot)

They’re still close enough to whisper, Lando’s hand holding him in place as he grins wildly. “You like it rough, Osc?” He doesn’t even care if it’s just a bit, just Lando’s stage persona washing over him like it does all his fans. Looking up at Lando, looking at the lipstick he smeared across his cupid’s bow and chin – it’s like he’s seen god. Felt it on his lips, tasted it on his tongue. Oscar grabs him by the nape of the neck without a second thought, pulling them together just as viciously as the first time. Or: In which Lando is a very slutty front-man for a small band seeking their big break, Oscar is an enamored bartender, and Jenson's bar brings them together.

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Thinking a lot about Lando getting off on attention, thinking even more about how hot he'd be if he was the front man of a band,,,

Anyways, here's a short song that sets the mood perfecty:

[charulein]

Why!!! Are!!!! You!!!! So!!!! Handsome!!!!!!

Bonus: Dark-clad Besties :D

[holyfvkc]

Miley Cyrus doing the Wednesday Addams dance.

[quentinfiletmignon]

8th place in the sprint today 🤩

[defeateddetectives]

me, sobbing into my precarious and chaotic af fall fandom and rl calendars: so like the most comical sort of punishment natsume s7 could inflict upon me would be adapting any key exorcists-centric episodes in the next 2 weeks especially That One 🙃🙃🙃

[khargaotte]

NEW INK NEW INK NEW INK

[sweet-beezus]

Ultaeus

A mystery girl that washed up on a beach, with no memories, a gloomy temperment and seemingly rusty fighting skills. She chose her name based on an inkling of a feeling it was close to someone she may have known, but also for shock value and the chance it will distract local authorities.

[lovelyrottingcrows]

BE WEIRD AROUND ME

BE SUCH A FREAK AROUND ME

IDC

[maranull]

ok, last one (for today)

doesn't really show in the pic but I gave her a long braid for Lae to make in the mornings cause I have brainrot about these two okay

[cesium-sheep]

man even when I am situationally interested idfk what to Do with it, like I have no foundation from which to figure out what I actually Want cuz it's always just been meeting and mitigating others' expectations.

[kazzmatazzz]

TORY APPEARED ON SCREEN AND I ALMOST SCREAMED AAAAAAA

[flurrin]

never alone by barlowgirl but it's Griddlehark.......

[pathogenic]

SO the firecracker recipe I reblogged is a no go because I lack an instant pot. But wouldn't you know it - there is an oven varient

[rosetta-j-stone]

Me, FINALLY getting online to liveblog the last few minutes of Semifinal 1 after my flight was delayed TWO FREAKING HOURS

[r0-boat]

Lucifer headcanons PLSPLSPLSPLSPLS (Maybe what most citizens of hell think of him? And how they and the kings react when mc gets close to him?) PLSPLSPLSPLSPLS

I'm not confident in my Lucifer headcanon's since I wrote that Lucifer breeding fic but heeeeeere hhhhh

Lucifer headcannons

NSFW&SFW

Lucifer was once an angel and as angels the assistance of God they help make humans and devils so it would make sense that Lucifer one of God's most prized angels would know a fair amount of human and devil anatomy.

Perhaps he became Hell's greatest doctor because he felt guilt of how much useless slaughter he and his brothers did. So, instead of killing, he wanted to help. And his subordinates, supportive of his dream, became healers and doctors with him.

However, he is still the demon of pride, and he wants to be your primary care doctor, and he will not sway his will. The Kings really don't fight him on this because, well, he is the right person to trust with your health.

My most favorite headcanon (and probably the least true, to be honest) is that since his fall, he is slowly learning about sex and sexual attraction. And you are playing a heavy hand on corrupting him, and he loves it. He was a pious angel; though not perfect to many of his brethren, he was considered highly regarded. And now look at him, fucking you till you cry in an act so obscene that it would make his brothers weep. Corruption kink Lucifer. Go brrr.

He wants to corrupt you, just like you corrupt him, but how do you corrupt someone who is already sinful filth/affectionate

Lucifer sees you as the perfect partner to try sexual acts with because he trusts you the most, and he likes you. That goes without saying. Unbeknownst to you, Lucifer is a fast learner. Once you teach him how to pleasure you, the next thing you know, he'll be making you writhe and scream.

Lucifer is a little bitey during sex. Especially when he is about to come, he clenches his teeth before to stop himself from sinking his fangs into your neck, but he can't help it. He needs to feel your soft skin in his mouth. His favorite places to bite are your neck and your thighs, other than your tears and your cum,. Your blood is the third favorite taste.

Lucifer is on the more serious side; jokes tend to bounce off his head. Especially ones made by younger devils... So much so that he gets angry when anyone mentions any word he cannot understand.

As the demon of pride it is his way or the highway. He can break any rule he wants but you, less you want to be a brat (please do He likes to punish). You may not break any rules of his.

Lucifer is as caring and gentle as he is strict; your tears frighten him just as much as it arouses him. He doesn't want to see you cry if it's not from pleasure. His gaze will grow soft, his voice deep and gentle, calling you cooing as he wipes away your tears.

He still has that little bit of animosity toward you He knows it is not your fault. He tells you straight up that it's because he is an angel. Even though most of it is mostly gone, he still gets a slight sickly pleasure from making you cry; He can't help it. He's a little bit of a sadist when he comes to you.

Everyone knows what Lucifer's penmanship looks like but no one can fucking read it. It's a mess of This is the most doctor shit you've ever seen. To you it just looks like an L and a squiggle written in a shimmering gold font (expensive fountain pen gift from Mammon)

Mammon likes Lucifer in a sort of "ooh, that man is pretty; never had an angel in my collection before." Where when Lucifer sees Mammon, it's mainly with Satan, so his first reaction is "God damn it not again."

He still calls you child of Adam or child of man And he still apologizes for it.

Lucifer is quite the romantic despite now becoming a devil, he thinks that hellborn devils should learn that sex is much sweeter when the tension is right. Basically his version of "these youngsters are still young SMH"

Lucifer unironically likes Twilight.

Lucifer texts like he is a character AI bot with perfect English and punctuation. Good luck trying to text him back because he knows nothing about text slang.

You annoy him so much and he loves it. You're so cute please keep pissing him off he'll still love you even when he kicks you out. He literally can't stay mad at you.

He's wondering how the fuck are you still alive You've been wondering that yourself all these years. Maybe that's why you so protective over your health now.

Dads you a lot. "You have to eat this finish your food it's healthy. Blah blah blah- too much screen time is bad for your eyes." "Blah blah blah-humans should get at least 8 hours of sleep Go to bed- blah blah blah." "Stop eating shitty foods and actually cook a decent meal-blah blah blah." at this point, calling him Daddy is becoming less of a joke.

Also Lucifer: buys you chocolates, takes you to fancy dinners.

Lucifer hates being called Daddy. And he hates that he's starting to like it; please stop.

[hammyham-o-o]

EPIC THE MUSICAL IS SO SO GOOD

I canNOT get it out of my head so I'm going to make a pole about awesome lines muahahaha

WHOOPS I'm out of options 😭 anyways those were just some lines that stuck out to me off the top of my head, tell me if you have any suggestions in the comments!