#//BUT LARRY

[mechahero]

@demonsfate asked- >Heavy editing to Lambda's design 'cos he's too "girly" looking for a Boy. >He would be renamed to "Larry" >Lambda fights people but NEVER kills them, just uhh... sends them to the Shadow Realm or whatever >Turned Completely Straight Send me the changes you’d make to my character to make them 4kids appropriate (accepting)

//Thanks Wikia! I'll be going over these bullet point style!

Honestly, with the excessive amount of edits 4Kids made to the anime they broadcasted way back in the day, I can absolutely see this happening. Gender nonconformity? That's gone. Lambda is solely Masc McDudeGuy now. NO PINK SHIRTS ALLOWED! (Alternatively, I could see it going the cursed misgendering route where Lambda is only referred to as a girl and leaning heavily on him being a "tomboy".)

BHDNFDBNJ GOD. I CAN FRICKING SEE THAT HAPPENING TOO. No cool names either. Only regular, normal names the American Audience™️ will understand. Because they wouldn't possibly relate to someone with as goofy as a name as Lambda! Joking here ofc but still.

This doesn't even have to be a 4Kids exclusive change. Lambda sending someone to the Spaghetti Dimension with No Air is something he would do regardless of that. (Although, I can see dialogue being slipped in where he mentions letting someone back out of there when he wouldn't do that. At all.)

THE MOST CURSED CHANGE. If he's done so much as mention a girl wearing a cute outfit and commenting on it, it would be turned into him talking about how cute the girl herself is. He could literally grip another man by the shoulders and mention having the world's gayest make out session with them and you just know it would be retooled into some "Bro, you're so awesome!" spiel. No pink shirts, no gender nonconformity, and certainly no homosexuality here folks! Ignore the original text saying otherwise fbhndjgbhdngj.

[retrobr]

I have no excuses and no regrets

[babybluebitchface-blog]

those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god

[lindleland]

i cannot possibly be the first person who has had this idea

[adventuregameprotagonist]

trying to have sex with my point-n-click wife but she keeps saying "hmm...i don't think those two things go together"

[minart-was-taken]

So I have this headcanon about Larry...

[doctorsiren]

OBJECTION! - Ace Attorney, but in Legos that I 3D modeled myself

[scavengedluxury]

[hyperchondriacsong]

Special Effects (1984)

[seagiri]

these clowns

[bllmak]

besties

[lynx-224]

every time a male character refers to his homoerotic situationship as his “brother” an angel loses its wings

[bigturtl]

i love lawyer game

[charlotlie]

bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM

[beasblues]

time for a silly post (I say as if my posts hadn't been silly for the past month)

fans of the sonic snapcube dubs will recognize these, but if you don't recognize these, just imagine these lines are ace attorney canon. thank you