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all-agatha-harkness · 2 months ago
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Judge me all you wish, Anon. I know how silly it looks, but getting up with magic is simply a lot easier on my back.
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But, there are times where I can’t quite use my magic to get up, so it’s not every time that I get to save myself from such strain.
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Perhaps, crazy and free, indeed…
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kosmogrl · 2 months ago
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when you start losing your appetite and getting out of bed gets suspiciously too hard
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little-miss-buffy · 14 hours ago
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this time instead of slapping her with it, he throws the fish at the back of her head. a tuna to be exact .
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"Throw another fish at me again, I'll kick your ass. And keep in mind that I've beaten Klaus to a pulp."
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gottalovecatss · 3 months ago
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petri808 · 1 year ago
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heartorbit · 1 month ago
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and so love has come to an end
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foxtatodreams · 1 month ago
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I think I need more star sticker sheets.
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brainrotcharacters · 2 months ago
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the next time Logan does this, wade is going to keel over CACKLING
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tittyinfinity · 8 months ago
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I was hanging out at the karaoke bar, chatting with a beautiful woman, and we were really hitting it off. I threw a couple of flirtatious comments her way. She giggled nervously, but abruptly stopped and looked at the floor.
She told me that she was too nervous to hit on people because she's trans and worries that people will view her as a predator and that she might get hurt.
My heart sank. I let her know that she could hit on me in whatever way she wanted and I would LOVE it. We spent the rest of the night hanging out and flirting. We ended up making out. It was great.
But I can't stop thinking about how that wasn't the first time a trans woman has said that to me. About how unsafe it is for some women that they feel the need to give out fucking disclaimers to have normal interactions with people.
We have GOT to make the world a safer place for trans women. It pisses me off that there are men at the bar who are openly predatory towards me without fear of consequence, yet a trans woman is too scared to even fucking call me pretty. And that's because she IS more likely to face worse consequences for lesser things! Like what the fuck!
You need to always check on your internalized biases. Being queer yourself doesn't absolve you of transmisogynistic thoughts and behaviors. Being bi/pansexual doesn't mean you don't hold those biases either! If you feel differently about a trans woman hitting on you than you feel about a cis woman or a man hitting on you, you need to evaluate that.
Trans women, I love you so fucking much. You should be able to express attraction and love as freely as everyone else. I hope you can always feel safe around me. And I'll never stop fighting until you can feel safe period.
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whatdoesthequeersay · 4 months ago
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ACE 👏 PEOPLE 👏 CAN 👏 MAKE 👏 DIRTY 👏 JOKES
Then again, if you’re an aphobe, your mom already made the dirtiest fucking joke of all time, so why should we bother?
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the-artificem · 2 months ago
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she sure loves her big guns
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lotsofblabblers · 10 months ago
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Agent Twilight. Westalis' top spy.
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Can't win an argument with his baby daughter.
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lovecolibri · 4 months ago
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Izzy: *fully in tears, screaming in laughter*
Brennan: *voice full of laughter and quiet desperation* We- we- we can't have our child in the dome. We can't have our child in the dome.
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devilart2199-aibi · 6 months ago
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Bumbleboyo!! 🐝
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3 of the 6 TF fanarts done!! >:3c yippieeee!
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ventique18 · 20 days ago
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Malleus' favoritism towards the player is so funny because in the jp event others offend him once and he tolerates, but offend him twice and he blows up. Meanwhile the prefect boops him without permission, shows up late and makes him wait, tries to grab his tail etc and he just goes "hehehehe I'll forgive you once because it's you (repeat unlimited times)"
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celestialalpacaron · 6 months ago
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HERES THIS REALLY DUMB IDEA THAT’S BEEN LIVING RENT FREE IN MY HEAD AND I HAD TO SKETCH IT OUT SO FAST AHSJSKAKAKS
YALL know how like…Alastor has his little minion guys as his goons??? My brain said “I wonder what Husk’s minions looked like when he was an overlord….” And I WASSSS gonna give him little bunnies (hahaha magician motive) but they turned out too similar to Alastor’s so WHY NOT GIVE HIM SOME SEVERAL RIGHT (and left) HAND MANS HDJSKSKKSKASJA
Anyways DO WHAT YOU WILL WITH THIS INFORMATION :) 🩷
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