#// you did this to yourself

[ch1hvro]

[dratya]

corgis are big dogs i promise

[squirrel-stowaway]

watching the first episode of cr cooldown and losing it at sam asking a genuine question about the potential shape of ruidus and then just being met by absolute silence followed by laura going “… is he flat-earthing.”

[stellastellaaa]

I am a fortune teller, Tally hall will return it will be a single only released on soundcloud and “leapfrog singalong bot” it will be 4 minutes and 11 seconds of silence while (presumably) Andrew coughs into the microphone 11 times the specific time stamps are 0:30 0:48 1:12 1:37 1:55 2:08 2:15 2:17 3:00 3:44 and 4:00 the “song” will be titled “Here, now stop asking” and will be credited with Andrew Horowitz as vocals and every other member (Including Bora Karaca) will be credited as “there, trust me” it will be released under tally hall

[softcryz]

hit it.....

[5ivebyfive]

CELEBS AND IDOLS OWE YOU NOTHING OF THEIR PERSONAL LIVES.

DO NOT SHIP RL PEOPLE.

IF YOU GET HURT FEELINGS THAT IS ON YOU.

NO ONE LIED, DECEIVED, QUEERBAITED, OR MANIPULATED YOU EXCEPT THE EXECS WHO MADE THEIR STARS HINT OTHERWISE FOR RATINGS AND VIEWS. (WHICH IS THE FUCKING NORM IN THESE SHOWS. AND THE ACTUAL ISSUE.) THE PROBLEM HERE IS THEM NOT THE VICTIM.

THIS IS ABOUT PRIVACY BEING BREECHED AND AVERAGE PEOPLE NOT KNOWING THE LINES NOT TO CROSS. IT’S ABOUT SOMEONE BREAKING THE LAW. IT’S ABOUT FANS WHO THINK THESE PEOPLE OWE THEM ANYTHING THEY WANT.

THESE WOMEN WANT TO KEEP THEIR JOBS AND SO THEY DO AS THEY ARE TOLD. THEY DO WHAT THEY SIGNED ON TO DO. IT IS ONLY WRONG THAT THEY WERE MADE TO IN ORDER TO WORK.

REAL PEOPLE OWE YOU NOTHING.

GET THE FUCK OVER IT AND STOP ACTING LIKE THEY WERE OUT TO PERSONALLY GET YOU AND TRICK YOU AND HURT YOU.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.

THIS IS NOT ON HER.

SHE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG EXCEPT AGREE TO FUCKED UP AND ACTUAL, NORMAL TERMS. (THE REAL FUCKING PROBLEM.)

SHE JUST WANTED HER JOB AND TO REPRESENT US. SHE FOUGHT FOR YOU. SHE CHAMPIONED FOR YOU. SHE LOVED YOU. SHE LOVES BECKY AND HER WORK.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.

DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE ESPECIALLY IN MEDIA BECAUSE NOTHING IS REAL. IT IS FUCKING ENTERTAINMENT. IT IS YOUR FAULT YOU ARE DISAPPOINTED. IT IS IDF’S FAULT. THAT. IS. IT. IF YOU THINK THESE TACTICS DON’T GO BACK TO THE BEGINNING OF FILM AND STAGE THEN DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH.

IF YOU’RE TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND THAT PEOPLE ARE NOT FANSERVICE TO YOU THEN YOU ARE TOO YOUNG FOR FANDOM. YOU’RE IN THE WRONG FIGHT. YOU’RE ON THE WRONG SIDE.

SIGNED, A QUEER, TIRED, FED UP FAN WHO CAN’T STAND THIS OR YOU ANYMORE.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. MOVE ON AND LEAVE HER ALONE.

[riddles-n-games]

The Novl right now:

And yes, that's us in the final slot.

[moonsaurora]

i’m so sick

[its-dkh]

oh WELL!

Since @queer-froggit asked it SO Nicely…

Here's the rant on…

"How Nightmare!Sans's perfect girlfriend is an overpowered woman"!

But too just give points won't really work to make you understand… after all, we might have different head-cannon about him!

So instead!

Let's make Corrupted-Nightmare!Sans's perfect girlfriend! (Yup. That anti-people guy)

First of, the type of relationship:

- toxic: anyone. He's deceiving, manipulative, controlling: those are red flags in a human. He got dead flags(ex: sadistic, cruel, blood-thirsty,…)

- sexual: not everyone one, but eh, I'm not interested. It just feels boring without deep feelings.

- healthy: this is more interesting. A really small group of people can get that, and even then he can still not get with them.

So now, we know we(by that I mean me) want Nightmare!Sans to have a healthy relationship with his girlfriend.

Now, what are his taste? Don't know, don't care! Because he'll probably say he'll like:

a submissive/dependent person so they'll be easy to control

someone who is weak so they can't fight back

someone with low self esteem/lacks confidence = Negativity battery

If by reading the above you thought that his perfect girlfriend is the opposite of the above, then you guess it right!

To be in a healthy relationship, he'll have:

someone who's independent(they won't fall for his trick)

someone who's stronger than him or is equally as strong(so he can't kill them)

someone who values themselves(cuz you can't love someone if you don't even love yourself!)

So yeah,

That's basically it.

Now, let's make a character that fits the above:

Name: whatever name you want

Family name: doesn't matter/doesn't have one cuz of lore

Power:

the ability to be fast as sound(so they can dodge Nightmare or his tentacles)

the ability to master fighting(so they can fight back if needed[will be needed])

additional power(recommend immortality)

Personality: a joyful person. has gone through hardship and may have let their dark side over but realised how even when you're sad, everything still move on. Works their hardest for the best award. Is naturally independent.

Flaw: either is a monster fucker, has a tentacle fetish, or is colour blind.

And here you go, his perfect girlfriend!

[although Nightmare!Sans doesn't have a definite sexuality, he'll probably date a woman because of his old mentality. Of course, you can make him gay. I ain't stopping you!!]

"But where's the overpowered part?" You ask.

"uh. Isn't nightmare the embodiment of negativity?" I say.

Nightmare is strong and his gf is stronger.

Obviously, his gf is seen as overpowered!

Now, don't forget what I said at the very beginning… even if they're perfect, doesn't mean he'll date them. Heck, he might see them as his nemesis!

Cuz mf unpredictable and evil.

He WILL miss the opportunity to be happy and loved, If he believes he can achieve world domination.

And we can't change that about him.

I don't know what you'll do, but I would let him do what he wants.

It won't be MY fault he didn't get a happy ending like his subordinate. HE didn't even TRY to get to know the hundreds and hundreds of perfect matches I CREATED for HIM, dude. Let him cry. He deserves it anyway.

Also, I MIGHT start posting some little scenarios without saying who's talking. Or just random post. I want to lie a lil.

[cpericardium]

hey quick question. why does helluva boss suck so bad. why would you recommend it to me. what’s the problem here huh?

I LITERALLY DID NOT RECOMMEND IT TO YOU. OR ANYONE. I SPECIFICALLY SAID

[the-exasperated-idealist]

Growing up in general sucks, but growing up with the Writer™ add-on pack gives you a subscription to the following horrors alongside the slow, relentless torture of adulting:

Reading your old work and wondering "I wrote that??" (Disgusted)

Reading your old work and wondering "I wrote that?!" (Impressed, vaguely jealous that you haven't come up with something like that since 2019)

Incomplete, promising ideas that you can't for the life of you remember anything about.

Abbreviations that probably made sense then but are basically hieroglyphics now.

[the-dance-of-italy]

JUDAS TUMBLR ICON OLYMPICS 2024

Musicals Final Round

[noahl-art]

Oh darling, you see when you shared the artworks stacked it's very clear it wasn't traced because the lines don't line up. The match ain't mathing. And oh wow you work in publishing. Rah rah rah for you I guess. You too need to get over the ego and stop trying to act like you know everything. Real artists do this shit all the time. Do you know how many books I have read that's the same fucking plot but different names and towns? 🙄 You clearly don't know how much of this actually happens then do ya? Pick up a book, visit a museum, you'll see. Don't wanna do that? Turn on a TV the same shit happens in movies and TV. Same with music. Hmmm it's like you really aren't as smart as you thing. Go touch some grass.

Oh my sweet sweet love, what a shame you don't have eyes trained enough to see the problem 🥰See every lines are the same. Changing the slightest one of the part of the pose won't change the fact that the rest is traced. 😁... would I even dare to say BADLY traced because the changes makes it a bit bad anatomically speaking.

You know that people doing bad things... doesn't mean it's right and should be done 🙃 Crazy right?? And truly I know how much it happens because I work hands in hands with the legal team from where I work, which has taken done quite a lot of counterfeits of our books 🥰 But truly I don't know what I'm talking about as a publisher. Yeah... I work as a graphic designer but I'm also in charge of publishing and working on making said books, and everything that happens after... Oh what a surprise 🤭 But please try and educate me on authors right and intellectual property 😊 Sorry can't hear you over my very much inflated ego that has me not be able to go through doors without announcing my name in a song. Because truly pointing out that it is wrong and that in my field you could get in trouble makes me so egoistical. And it will actually shock you soooo much... but I'm not against tracing as a form of... TRAINING! ✨I even quite actually encourage to reference artist you like and admire and trace over complex objects to understand them better! Look here is the moodboard I always use because those are artists that inspire me a lot. It is something I always have up on my desktop whenever I work because it helps me remind me what I like about their art and the way they approach things. This is referencing. Which is one of the best thing you can do to grow as an artist. Understanding and taking notes on why you are drawn to someone's art will help you apply some of the techniques and elements to your own things and make them your own by applying your own touch and sensibility. (if you're interested I can give you all the names of the artists of course 😊)

And here is me tracing over a screenshot of the movie Last Days by Gus Van Sant (2005) to train my anatomy skills. (yes the dude is peeing don't mind it, he had very defined scapulas which were very interesting)

See the difference yet? I'm actually using my brain to learn from things. I don't trace mindlessly. I see where the bones and muscles should be from points on the skin, mark them, and from there build where the muscle probably are because I learned where they begin/end how they move and why 😘 Also I'm very rusty and know that it isn't that good (which is why I'm training) so do mind me... oh yeah right I forgot you're not even able to tell apart something traced and inspired, nevermind then. I also did that with real live modeling if you're wondering, so not always tracing 😘 Also these are things that I keep PRIVATE and DON'T POST. And even less PROFIT OF. And if I were to want to post this kinds of things online (which I would definitely not because I don' trace over the art per said personally and will prefer to take notes), I would first go ask the artist to get their permission and if they said yes (and only if they said yes) I would then credit them correctly. And never pass it as my own creation. I really thought a good part of the internet saw the hbomberguy video and took notes that plagiarism really isn't good... guess not then. Also I touch plenty of grass daily thanks to my gardening thanks for worrying ❤️✨ I'm trying to plant basil again this year, hope it won't die like last time 🌱

Have a lovely night anon ❤️

[orangememesicle]

“owo we’re just a poor little publishing company trying to protect the intellectual property of authors” shouldn’t have tried to squeeze every dime you could out of library ebook lending then!

[sluttybibuck]

he deleted the whole q&a jfmsbdksdbsmdbdjdndnx he’s so annoying omg

[zelda7999]

Me: (mass reblogging on tumblr.com) Friends: Jesus christ calm down homie Me: THEN TURN OFF MY NOTIFICATIONS Friends: NO, WE DIE LIKE MEN

Petition for my stupid (lovely) friends to stop complaining about my reblogging when they were the ones to turn on my blog notifications of their own fucking choice LMAO