#// just bestie things

[dunkinbublin]

boss makes a dollar i make a dime, thats why i destroy his property on company time

[plistommy]

Steve begging for Robin to act like she’s buying a dildo for herself even though it’s for Steve - because he’s too nervous to by it - and it would be one the biggest fucking dildo’s Robin has ever set her eyes on.

”Why the hell do you need it to be this big?”

”It’s not that big.”

”Yes, it is, Steve! It’s… like the size of your wrist!”

”… I like big dicks okay!”

After she gags at him and makes Steve pout next to her with a ’you asked, Robin!’, she buys it and makes Steve pay for all of their dinners and give most of their shared tips from work to her for the next seven months.

[firstkanaphans]

re: that Friend song, they lsound like Akk and Ayan at the beginning of BLP...

You said it, not me. @lollygirlpops commented on BLP today calling Akk and Aye "obliviots," which I love. And yeah, this has those same vibes.

But anyway, I went ahead and translated that whole song so that we can spiral over the lyrics together:

It may seem like nothing’s changed It may seem like every other day But the truth is that inside, I’m starting to have problems Look into my eyes and you will understand Here’s the story about how things changed I do not care for you the same way I did before You might think I care less but strangely, I care more I care about you in a way that is more than friends If you knew that the person beside you had changed Could you accept it? And what should I do? Now that your friend has changed into someone who loves you…

The song is เพื่อน by Punch

[darlingkikki]

Imagining Wyll and Karlach running at each other head first like rams

[justagalwhowrites]

@interdimensionaldrey-blog : you know that one rifle the Mandalorian uses that kind of makes things cease to exist?

Me: OH YOU MEAN THE AMBAN SNIPER RIFLE? THE DISRUPTOR WEAPON THAT WAS BANNED BY THE EMPIRE AND THE MANDALORIANS LAUGHED AND SAID “TOO BAD?” THAT RIFLE? Do I know. Please.

Him: …you’re right I forgot who I was talking to.

[drzewo-ananasowe]

I made a wallpaper with everything my bestie loves xD

[keepthetension]

this is an excellent "who made you cry? i'll fucking kill them" face

[rllymilerlly]

Sometimes friendship is recreating iconic scenes from one of their fav romance movies just because it’s raining

[whatsleftofdishaa]

Tell me you are besties without telling me you are besties 😔🫰🏻

[baldisbasicsaskblogthingy]

I wanted to draw It's A Bully cause he's one of my favorite dudes!!!

[ungodlybliss]

CUTIES

[nolfanworks]

My Oath of Ancients Paladin finding and eliminating all evil: O’. ‘O!

My Oath of Ancients Paladin rescuing every man, woman, child and stray cat: O’. ‘O!

My Oath of Ancients Paladin when the undead rogue in camp kills the random monster hunter in cold blood: - . - zzz

My Oath of Ancients Paladin when the undead rogue in camp seeks forbidden knowledge and learns to raise the dead: - . - zzz

My Oath: … oi

[prytania]

The way Jacob slightly raises his eyebrows immediately after Sam drops his voice to above a whisper as he says, “I love you.” (Really. Doing fine during this drought. Totally fine.)

Part 1

Credit: Sherice Piece Facebook

[bumble-v]

V: Come on Panham Sandwich, the lighting is awesome.

P: Yea, but why do you gotta be weird about it?

V: Why do you gotta be normal about it???

[polish-nt-gifs]

[blmpff]