#// jiji plz

[theshifterofrealms]

Just thought of the dumbest fucking crossover in the history of ever.

Kiki's Delivery Service and The Boy and The Heron

Kiki's Delivery Service was my first ever ghibli movie and...look I just think it would be funny to see Mahito and Kiki interact.

Also it would be EVEN FUNNIER if Kiki was like "also this is my cat Jiji" and Jiji just stares Mahito DEAD IN THE EYES AND SAYS "Fuck you."

[nvrcmplt]

sits randomly in a bush. "do you have raspberries?" - kama

(can be for literally anyone)

Talk about being startled, Vincenzo wasn't at all paying attention to his surroundings, but to think that such a human was in the bush! It made him laugh almost, shifting to look over his shoulder and down at the elderly gentlemen looking so --- rumbustious. "Lamponi? Ah, not on me right now, good sir - however..." He moved to stand up, stepping around the bench to crouch politely at their level.

"Shall we go get a drink and treat you to something with raspberries in them? A café, perhaps?" Vincenzo wasn't sure where this man came from but he seemed underdressed for the outdoors, thus, he stood once more, offering his hand out to the bushman and coaxed him out so he could remove his scarf to place it upon them instead. "Here, let's go something warm in you, hm? I'm Vincenzo."

[interstitialfluids]

Hello👋 I'm jiji and I am unemployed and also Moving, trying to rustle up some cash to make that more manageable. If anyones interested in a beautiful portrait that makes my life easier for $20 plz reach out hehe. Tips also appreciated ☺️ Thank you ❤️

[ruanais]

FOR AFFECTION IS SWEETER THAN ANYTHING-☆

ORDER☆ made by @ciarchivez; hello, rua !!!!! i saw you wanted to write so... pls... write... ayato... plz... 😞����🙏🙏💗💗💗

RECIPE; Hmm..what are Kamisato Ayato’s love languages?? :0 ooo! you’re his lover?? come on darling, spill the tea! how does the head of the Kamisato clan show his adoration for you?

☆FROSTING; f! reader, noble reader, reader is engaged to ayato :0 lovesick ayato, ayato appears in near end, chisato is reader’s close friend, uh. they’re all teasing reader btw </3 and apologised for my bad writing jiji :( also. the five love languages are included!

NOT PROOFREAD English is not my first language and idk Japanese that well so sorry if I made any mistakes </3 words are reused quite often due to my bad English :(( first time writing ayato LOL-

“LADY L/N, how does your fiancé show his love for you?” a noble lady asked, a mischievous smile formed on her face as she turned to you.

“a-ah? well..hm…there’s quite a lot.” you placed a finger onto your lips, “oh my! do tell us!” the nobles chattered like robins, their heads nodding as they agreed.

“ahahaha, of course! ahem. well, how would you like me to begin?” you asked, tilting your head to the side.

“hm..maybe tell us about all five of the love languages? rate them from 0-100% of how and which one he uses.” Chisato suggested, drinking her cup of tea.

“that’s a good idea! thank you Hiiragi-san. now.” you cleared your throat, “let me begin.”

❄️ -> QUALITY TIME; 60%

definition; time in which one's child, partner, or other loved person receives one's undivided attention, in such a way as to strengthen the relationship.

∘₊✧──────✧₊∘

ayato is a fairly busy man as all of Inazuma knows. but somehow, he always seems to have time for you and only you.

he also tends to be clingy. calling you to his office to do whatever you’re doing while he’s working on his massive piles of paperwork. or maybe taking whatever chance he has to spend time with you.

he also likes it when you feed him snacks and etc!! it’s quite a nice thing that you two have :3

❄️ -> GIFT GIVING; 90%

definition; something given voluntarily without payment in return, as to show favor toward someone, honor an occasion, or make a gesture of assistance; present.

∘₊✧──────✧₊∘

oh my, you have to agree one of the Yashiro’s Commissioner’s main love languages are gifts :0

everyday, you’re constantly showered with pretty flowers from either Mondstadt, Fontaine, Sumeru, etc. or either you’re gifted with a cup of bubble tea, basically anything he could get his hands on for the day!

on special occasions though…you can definitely say he goes all out! giving you rare and expensive items to basically anything you want!

safe to say, many of the servants in the estate gossip about you taking advantage of him. well…used to. that is. until ayato found out and fired them :3

❄️ -> ACTS OF SERVICE 20%

definition; a language that can best be described as doing something for your partner that you know they would like.

∘₊✧──────✧₊∘ oooh well, acts of service are definitely!! not what he prefers! he might do a massage or make you tea, other than that? nope!

most likely, you’re the one doing that :D ayato is extremely busy almost all the time so he wouldn’t even get the chance to do it even if he wanted to -_-

although you have to say, he really appreciates it if you help him with his workload!

❄️ -> WORDS OF AFFIRMATION 50%

definition; any spoken or written words that confirm, support, uplift, and empathize with another person in a positive manner.

∘₊✧──────✧₊∘

this is more of a half and half since while he does do it, it’s not as often as you think.

yes, kamisato ayato definitely smooth talks wayy too much. but, for you, his fiancé, he wants to keep his words genuine. so even though they don’t come often, he throws them in your way every once in a while!! :D

okay. he does smooth talk to you. but. it’s only for him to skip his workload (to buy his beloved bubble tea ig hehe) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

❄️ -> PHYSICAL TOUCH 100%

definition; expressing and receiving affection through touch, physical closeness, and other forms of physical connection

∘₊✧──────✧₊∘

okok. this man. when it comes to physical touch. is like a koala. he is most certainly sticking to your side at all times >:/ (he’s touch starved :(

if you’re in the same room with him, you’re either: holding hands, cuddling, or just sitting on his lap (okay. this is innocent yall. :( mightttttt write something suggestive tho-)

and when you’re in bed, he’s embracing you till morning and when he’s free (such a rare occurrence) he’s gonna not let you go &lt;/3)

∘₊✧──────✧₊∘

“oh my! who would have thought that Kamisato-san would be so romantic?!” the ladies gushed as you turn pink, face buried in your hands.

“i agree, kamisato-san truly is a romantic.” chisato laughed, hand on your shoulder. “that truly is something to talk about for quite a while.”

“I-I regret telling you guys now…” you trailed off, “oh nonono! i truly wish my husband is like that! Haha~“ a young woman in her mid-twenties chuckled.

“ahh! you’re so right Saito-san! if only my lover could be this loving..” another girl named sumire spoke up.

“Ahaha, as much as I would like to continue hearing wonderful conversation about me, I’m afraid that our darling Kamisato-san to-be is going to die of pure embarrassment soon.” a new voice joins into the conversation and you all look up in shock to see ayato with a closed eye smile, a pretty bouquet in his hands.

“A-ayato?!” You shriek both in surprise and embarrassment, standing up from your seated position immediately.

“hello darling.” ayato opens his eyes to stare at you. “It seems like you all had quite the pleasant time I see. Thank you for hosting Hiiragi-san.”

He bows slightly as thanks to chisato, “although I’m afraid that I have to take my lover back to the estate now.”

“Ahaha, I understand. I shall escort you to the door?” chisato asks, a polite smile appeared on her face.

“thank you. I greatly appreciate the gesture.” He smiles back as he takes your arm. “let’s go back, shall we love?”

“a-ah. Okay. um. thank you for this wonderful time. I hope we can all meet each other soon again.” you said gratefully, your heartbeat slowly calming down.

“well? let’s go then.” ayato gently tugs you to the door as chisato leads the way. when you arrive to the enterance of the Hiiragi Estate, chisato gestures you to come closer.

when you comply, she whispers in your ear: “if he ever makes you upset, feel very welcome to tell me. but I do have a feeling that he treats you very well so let’s hope that never happens, yes?”

you nod in response. “thank you hiiragi-san” you whisper back as ayato stares at you two with a amused chuckle.

“Well then, I hope to see you again, L/n-san.” She says out loud this time. before waving goodbye and heads back to join the small group.

“..why did you have to sneak up on me like that?” You suddenly turn to ayato, “you scared the living daylights out of me!”

“ahahaha, but you had a great time gossiping about me, no?” he takes your hand into his, playing the with ring he gave you.

“that wasn’t gossiping love. I was just sharing facts.” You huff, a pout on your face.

“alright, alright. anyways, this is for you.” He said, giving you the bouquet of flowers. “I hope you forgive me for this little incident?”

“…alright then.” you take his hand and start to head towards his favourite bubble tea stand.

“this time, it’s my treat, alright? Ayato?”

“of course, Darling.”

Rua’s notes; okay. This is flopping :/ help I’m so sorry jiji :(

ruanais-do not repost, translate or use!! reblogs are very appreciated!!!

[soradragon]

Deadass I wanna grab leo by the shoulders and shake him JAJAJANSHSHS

That comment deadass just makes me more feral fr*s5vfddf

Deadass Pointing at him, pouting “you. You my good sir, are a menace.”

BUT NO FOR REAL! I LOVE IT BUT HATE IT AT THE SAME TIME LIKE HE SO HAS THE UPPER HAND AND THE WAY HE HAS IT IS SWOON WORTHY BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WANNA EITHER OR SNOG THAT SMUG LOOK OFF HIS FACE *smothers own face in pillow and screeches*

(Ok but like, me? I’m very cartoony like expressive, like when I get feral I got the extra mile! Using my voice my entire body and face to express myself when feral auajjajajsj I believe leo would have a field trip about that)

JIJI U GOT INDULGENT ART??👀👀👀👀👀 U ARE OBLIGATED TO SHOW IT! (Pretty pleaseeee🥺🥺🥺) LIKE AYOO I GOTTA SEE THIS ART LEMME SQUEAL JIJI, JIJ PLZ, PLZ JIJ, JIJ JIJ JIJ SHOW MEHHHHHH (Yes Im using ur name to tempt u ggdshjgdxc)

Okokok but like Donnie👀👀 in what way would Donnie pester? I need to know for uh-um science! Yes definitely science! what would he even do with that information? Like ayooo👀👀👀👀ayo aayoo 👀👀

TAPPY TAPS ARE ADORABLE THEY ARE PRECIOUS I WOULD MELT SO BADDDDD

Not a request I just gotta talk real quick my mind gave me ideas and I’ll combust if I don’t talk about it

Like, there’s a thing as being a monster fucker (hi I’m one hshxgdgdg) and like there are often fics where they turtle boys are like

“oh no they could never like me like that I’m a mutant turtle. They would rather love a human.” Even though legit their crush so obviously and openly is like “AYO I would let love to smooch/ tap that yautja (predator movie monster) any day if I could they be fiiiineee.” Around the brothers. Like imagine when crush finally figures out that turtle boy was so hesitant WAS BECAUSE HE THOUGHT TGEY WERENT INTO THAT *cackles* LIKE deadass they be staring at turtle like

“you know what sort of shit I’m into yeah?”

“Yeah?”

“So you know how I always gush and swoon about those monsters from predator movie right?”

“Yeah??”

“And those dragons and dragonborn characters yes?”

“Yes??”

“ARE YOU CONNECTING THE DOTS?”

IVE WANTED TO RESPOND TO THIS WITH A DRABBLE THATS WHY ITS TAKEN ME SO LONG 😭😭😭 IVE HAD WRITERS BLOCKKKBDJSHSJ BUT THATS FUNNY AS HELL BRO

I LOVE THAT SO MUCHSKSGAHHAHAHA

THE WAY THEY’D BE LIKE — EITHER SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE OR TRYING TO RAPIDLY EXPLAIN THEMSELVES—

Raph probably doesn’t know how to respond/feel, blushing confusedly as he tries to figure out his response. happy?? embarrassed???

LEO EITHER TAKES IT AS ENCOURAGEMENT TO BE A LITTLE SHIT OR IS LIKE “HEY LISTEN THATS FICTION IM—“ he’s definitely taking it as encouragement LATER though, at least now he knows what you like ;)

Donnie had to take a moment to process. HES LIKE— REMEMBERING ALL THE THINGS YOU SAID ABOUT THOSE CHARACTERS AND REALIZING HOW MANY APPLY TO HIM

Mikey takes a sigh of rELIEF. he snuggling you already. HE ONLY REALIZES LATER WHAT THAT ENTAILS— HIS EYES WIDE AND SLIGHTLY NERVOUS

[filmsquehevisto]

Después de encontrar un cuerpo anfitrión en el periodista de investigación Eddie Brock, el simbionte alienígena debe enfrentarse a un nuevo enemigo, Carnage, el alter ego del asesino en serie Cletus Kasady. (2021)

[nommedtail]

kaeya and childe are both sus in the ways that they’re using me as bait for their goals but childe gives me money and doesn’t call me a slacker 

[akatsuki-shin]

.............just end me now, my heart cannot take this o(-(

[yvningshowers]

me when u say nice things in the tags. i always get excited to read them when i see u reblogged something 😭💕

u said to bully u earlier ... cant do that but i WILL call you stinky as you requested (affectionately)

cc how the FUCK did you get in my askbox when did I leave the lid open on this dumbass thing GET OUT!!! SHOO!!! You do nice shit in here and it's going to start making me soft stop ok let me smell like overripe trash stuck to vigilante Deku's shoe in PEACE!!!!!!

Ur v nice and cute ok stop and also I'm only nice to you bc you leave me no other option what is this sick shit RELEASE ME CC RELEASE ME FROM YOUR GOODNESS!!!! YOUR VERY SPECIAL GOODNESS!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TALK TO ME!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!

[cinnabud]

Does anyone remember that one game where you hooked up a tamagatchi-like animal system to the TV and you were able to talk to it?

It's bothering me that I can't remember what it was called. The system was half an egg shape and green

[cajadabra]

¿Qué te tiene despierto?

[sungtaro]

@dongkwan

Twitter update from Hyunsuk and Jihoon

[morticious-delicious]

Let Jiji LIVE... Let Jiji say fuck

my child, watching kikis delivery service

[restingmimikyu]

rayla plz do not blend jiji 😞

[jenoismydad]

i wanna be jiji’s stupid cockslut :( make me choke on your fat cock plz

haha who doesn’t though 🥲

[denki-kaminari-anon]

I thought love was supposed to hurt! So why are you making me so freaking happy?!

Jiji I don’t get it!!

You don’t get what?