#// gross cave is gross

[aftg4rd]

hell of a workout pt. 2 💪🏽💦

[fisheito]

rereading the nuca pink doujin and seeing yakumo tear himself apart re: his snake form vs his human form all this agony and self-doubt and silent suffering and fear of rejection like "if i looked less human would u hate me" , "if u saw me in my true form wouldn't that be horrible. terrifying. disgusting" , "if i admitted i want to swallow you whole would you think worse of me"

and i imagine him asking something like this to the crowd of clan members , who are , undeniably,, a group of Kinky Fuckers

they all smile with the serenity and carefully masked excitement of a horny olivine. masterful beautiful reassuring expressions (errr..... masked to different degrees depending on the clan member)

[buwheal]

that fucking bird that i hate

slightly dreading coloring this but Sarchias got a redesign so you know the drill....(new reference with slight changes to fit the new one)

[sciderman]

i am (unfortunately) on tiktok now and i hate it So much...

[ciderjacks]

I made this bc I feel like I actually love horror more than most people it’s just that most horror movies think they need to kill characters off or it’s not scary, which ironically actually usually means the movie is way less scary

[octoagentmiles]

Hello! I was wondering what you'd think the octo-agents would do if you got sick. Blorbo thoughts go burr

Natquik my beloved. He has at least 20+ years of Polar Scout first aid knowledge, and roughly 30 years of "pure adrenaline/spite-fueled survival in Antarctica" instincts; so you're either gonna get a nasal strip and a raw ginger root to chew on... or a surprise shove into an ice bath, followed by a cup of hot cocoa. You don't get to pick which one.

Pirates have their own unique "medical practices," if you can dare to call them that. So... Calico Jack WILL cure you of whatever's ailing ye, but you're in for one HELL of a ride. Have fun! :D

Tracker has over 20 years of Polar Scout first aid knowledge, so he's basically Natquik but without the 50/50 chance of being forcibly thrown into Arctic waters when you least expect it. He will make it his temporary life purpose to make you feel better. He will not sleep, eat, drink, or work until you are Fixed™. He will make himself sick in the process, this is inevitable.

Ranger Marsh has father instincts + who knows how many years of experience taking care of the Everglades critters when they're hurt or sick, so he's basically a certified medic. He might LITERALLY be certified. Either way, he's also kinda like Natquik in the sense that he definitely has a normal first aid kit/medicine cabinet,, but he's going to force you to take weird swamp cures anyway.

Pearl has mother instincts but they're still relatively new, so she might treat you like a baby with a fever: tell you to take a lukewarm bath, make sure you get snuggled up in a cozy bed to rest, and watch you like a hawk while you guzzle down 7346389 liters of fluids.

Paani will straight up sit there and stare at you. You can't tell me this guy takes care of himself properly when he feels sick, so he has no clue how to help you. Realistically he'd pass you on to someone else, but let's say he doesn't do that—instead I can see him trying to tell you that you can "speed up" getting better by going out and getting dirty, running around, eating spicy food, etc., and at the end of the day you'll either end up actually feeling a lot better, or 1000x worse–

Ryla is actually the same. She's gonna drag you out into some random cave whether you want to go or not, and tell you to eat those weird-smelling berries she found because they're "good for your immune system." Unlike with Paani though I feel like somehow this would 100% work. It's basic cave diving stuff, page 574 of her book, don't question it.

Min is the only normal person. She'll make you some tea, insist you take a nap, and tell the Octonauts to make sure that you really do (instead of saying you will, but then "forgetting"). She doesn't want to get herself sick, so you can expect most of her check-ins to be through video calls. She won't seem very worried about you, but that's only because she knows you're tough enough to get through this.

[ratatatastic]

scrippssports you will never see the light of heaven for cutting from the forsblad bumpy after a forsy ot winner

[ballwizard]

dunmeshi sona idea

[monsterbisexual]

what is ur problemmmmmmm

[watch-out-it-bites]

I dreamt about fish hooks and hiding, and then I dreamt about cars and money, then I dreamt about selling art and dropping people into spike pits. I also dreamt about baking a cake for a character.

[shirogane-oushirou]

[cw vent: chronic illness, general world politics mention w no detail)

"man. i'm so tired. i feel like i can't do anything selfship related. is it because my energy's been sapped from family visiting and everyone wanting to do ~summer activities~ nonstop? am i so in my head about "getting ren's story right without stepping over any lines" that i've backed myself into a perfectionist corner? is the world just going to shit so hard that i can't have one (1) minute of escape on this blog before going back to working through the political hellscape we're in? god even trying to make this plushie pattern is killing me even though i want to hold my guy So Badly AUGH."

/finishes the plushie pattern after trying multiple body bases and literally buying a japanese ebook about plushie face and hair design/

"actually what if i lived forever and spent all of that time making an army of these fuckers to swim in? what then?"

[starthelostboys]

despite the fact that david literally lives in a gross ocean side cave, i feel like he’d think the ocean is dirty and refuse to step foot near it

[hopefulqueer]

Okay fuck it, last resort bc I have to have this final skit written tomorrow: ideas for a short (<5 minute, 4-8 actors) skit to give to 5th graders to perform around a campfire at a nature camp? It should be funny, positive (or at least not mean-spirited), and bonus points for having an outdoorsy theme (definitely doesn't have to be educational). Extra bonus points if it features Bigfoot because that's what I've been trying to write it about and everything just keeps falling flat.

[boundlss]

it genuinely does amaze me how collectively wrong people at large are always about cahir. i have a lot more to say about this than in that post even but i'm not here to flood my rp mutuals dash with complaints and common misconceptions.

[yardsards]

Ok so apparently lacey aka that annoying ass proshipper we’ve been keeping tabs on (who was also basically a cockroach who wouldn’t go away) has left tumblr. I saw a post on her blog a few days ago saying she was leaving and now her blog is gone. So here’s hoping she’s gone for good, especially since we’ve been putting up with her for over a year. But it still wouldn’t surprise me if she came back

ayyyyyy fingers crossed

[paragonrising]

@normaltothemax continued from x. ( jake lockley )

She jumped down and landed next to Jake, glancing at him when he asked her opinion. When Carol’s gaze fell to the mass in the centre of the crater, she grimaced. It looked disgusting, veins converging and forming a fleshy, swollen… orifice. She cringed, she was not one to back away from a challenge but well, this was just gross.

Carol leaned over the edge, peering down into the darkness. A horrid cold radiated out of the pit.

“Only one way to find out,” she said, energy enveloping her as she leapt into the hole.

She was falling for a solid few seconds before her feet hit moist, meaty ground. Carol’s glow illuminated a cavern of strange rock, marred by those pulsing veins that weaved their way through the walls. That sound she’d barely made out above, it was louder here, but not by much.

“Well, this sucks,” she murmured, noting the numerous tunnels that spawn off this central chamber.

As Jake landed down next to her, her glow dimmed until just her fist radiated light. That chill they’d felt above was heavier down here, Carol could see her breath now. She frowned as she approached the cave wall, touching the stone. 

“This substance isn’t found on Earth,” she stated, as she looked down at her wrist console. “It’s not in my database, either.”

She broke off a shard and tossed the piece to Jake.

“You ever seen anything like it?”