#// gdi Vegeta lmao

[cc-dbz-skw]

On Oct 21 Throw Short People Day

(cc) Krillin: Well, this can’t be any worse than getting punched by you.

(cc) Goku: IKR? I just want to see if we can beat Beerus and Monaka!

Even Vegeta’s getting into the spirit with Broly!

(cc) Krillin: Wait, Vegeta’s eating over there, so who’s that?

(cc) Vegeta: I asked my brother Tarble for a favour.

(cc) Tarble: -his life flashes before his eyes as he is thrown by Broly-

// inspired by this poll

[cc-krillin]

🕯️

send me 🕯️to hear my character's inner thoughts about your character.

"To be honest, he kinda still scares me. In a different way than how it used to be, I guess he's just harder to read than ever. But I give him that he's well, tolerating a lot more. The guy's been through a lot I know, and I know he's trying his best, despite his demeanour...

I hope he can find some kind of way to cope with his feelings, I'd suggest a therapist for him, but I dunno how he'll take that."

[kenta-koma]

Nappa: Vegeta! What does it say about the Global Boop-o-Meter?

(cc) Vegeta:

times 13,333 booping boops! God Boop it Nappa!

[regulus-regent]

Laying down his fresh set of clothes the prince had assumed, perhaps naively, that Goku would promptly retrieve his own attire and depart to change in a more private setting. Yet, as always, his expectations collided with the reality of Goku's behavior.

Upon noticing the towel flung carelessly onto the bed, Vegeta's expression shifted to one of mild confusion, even more so at the sudden humming. Warmth tinged his cheeks once more, partly from residual embarrassment and partly from the sight of Goku shamelessly disrobing before him again. His gaze may have lingered for a moment longer than usual, betraying a fleeting moment of captivation, before he forcefully tore his attention away, a subtle shake of his head accentuating his reassertion of focus.

"You imbecile, that was not an invitation for you to—" Vegeta's words hung in the air, interrupted by a frustrated pause. With a resigned exhale, he recognized the futility of his attempt to reason with Goku, his frustration manifesting in incoherent grumblings under his breath. It was clear that his words were purposefully lost on the other Saiyan.

Vegeta's lips pressed into a thin line as he resumed his task, slipping into his fresh shirt with practiced ease. However, as he contemplated changing his lower garments, a subtle hesitation crept into his movements. The Saiyan prince couldn't shake off the lingering discomfort of exposing himself further in front of Goku, yet the uncomfortable sensation of the wet clothes clinging to his skin grew increasingly unbearable. A small grimace crossed Vegeta's face as he weighed his options.

After a moment of inner debate, Vegeta begrudgingly made up his mind. His own stubbornness to leave the room partly to blame as he swiftly removed his pants and underwear, exchanging them for the dry ones with swift efficiency. Despite his attempt maintain his outward composure, his reddened face and lack of eye contact proved otherwise.

"Hey, I'm just wantin' to let you change in there so you won't have to see more of me than ya have to already." He shrugged a shoulder and made his way inside the room since the prince wasn't willing to toss him a few things.

"But if you insist. Don't say I didn't give ya the chance." Going over to his dresser, Goku pulled out a t-shirt and some shorts along with a pair of boxers.

With intentional lack of tact, Goku took off his towel and tossed it to the bed before starting to put on the clean clothes while humming to himself.

[cc-vegeta]

When Tifa made cookies at the Briefs’

(cc) Trunks: That smells awesome sis! I can’t wait to-

Dad! Did you eat them all already?!

(cc) Vegeta: Well excuse me, I was just taste testing for their consistency, now Tifa can make another batch without any issue!

-needed a food boost, goes back to training-

headcanon: Vegeta likes Tifa's food, lmao

// inspired by this - with @badassbarmaid

[cc-vegeta]

(cc) Vegeta: Oh look who it is, the prodigal mun-dumbass returns.

So, what are you doing here?

(mun) Kenta: Oh you know, just, blogging around.

(cc) Vegeta: Blogging around?

(mun) Kenta: Blogging around.

(cc) Vegeta: Going to be more active here?

(mun) Kenta: Going to be more active here?

(cc) Vegeta: Are you?

(mun) Kenta: Yes

(cc) Vegeta: Good, ‘cause if you aren’t, that would be bad.

(mun) Kenta: How bad?

(cc) Vegeta: I’ll have to kill you.

(mun) Kenta: But you won’t exist anymore if you kill me.

(cc) Vegeta: You want to test that theory, boy?

(mun) Kenta: Are you mad because I missed your birthday?

-not like he’s up to a week late for other muses’ birthdays-

(cc) Vegeta: Fuck off four eyes! -flies away-

(mun) Kenta: -quietly- Happy Birthday (Super) Broly!

[cc-vegeta]

Happy but Lonely [Vegeta & Tater]

@dragvnsovl asked // June 24

"You look lonely." //Tater @ whoever you've got an itch for, if that's alright

meme link

“Leave me alone, bunny-woman! I asked for my drinks, not your opinion!” Vegeta growled at Tater, though he was more angry at himself for being read so easily like that.

The Prince was happy, there was no doubt about that. He had a loving family, freedom to do whatever he wished, a rival he could spar with, as annoying as he could be at times, and a mentor to push his training to the next level of the gods themselves.

However, if he could be selfish, he wanted to be thrown into the heat of battle again, pushed to his limits and beyond. Like the Tournament of Power, just without their whole lives at stake. He wasn’t sure, all he knew was at this moment, it felt somewhat isolating being downgraded to drink duty for the family while Bulma and Trunks had fun. He was the Prince of a warrior race, so sometimes he wished that the peace didn’t last too long.

[cc-vegeta]

// Saiyan Award Show [Vegeta x Skye] - Part 5

“That oaf? Wait, you get paid for giving them compliments? So all this is not even your money but his?!” Vegeta growled with the dawning realisation he was living off Hercule’s money technically. But he calmed down with the kiss on the cheek, and reluctantly sat next to Nappa, who somehow got rich doing stupid human things.

“God damn it Nappa, what did you win this time?”

“Oh! You'll love this Vegeta! I made a TV show about when we-ahem I mean, the Saiyans attacked the Earth, gave each of the Saibamen a tragic backstory for the audience to relate and cry over! Of course I replaced us with a Kakarot lookalike (Turles) for you, and some Namekian (Slug) I crashed into in space!”

“Of course you did,” Vegeta replied with a sigh, uninterested. He impatiently tapped his foot as he waited for Skye’s ‘show’ to be over and done with.

“He’s nobody he’s just the world champ, you know that idiot who took credit for defeating cell, I was a hostess when I first came to Earth! All I did was sit on the laps of rich men and tell them how great they were! Hercule was my best paying customer, he bought me a penthouse and fancy clothes, we never slept together!”

She was lucky that the red carpet didn’t last long and as usual she had happily posed for the photos as the paparazzi yelled out her name. Soon came the assigned seating,

“I got you a seat next to Nappa, he’s up for a producer award, I have to go get ready for my set, be nice to him, we still have to live with him.”

She planted a kiss on his cheek and walked off to get ready for her performance.

[cc-vegeta]

First Impressions of (Saiyan) Tifa - [Saiyan Saga]

// with @badassbarmaid + referencing this

(Kid) Gohan: Wow! She’s so cool and strong, like Mister Piccolo and my dad!

(cc) Krillin: She’s cute! I better keep bringing my A game so I have a chance with her!

(cc) Piccolo: That explosive anger, it’s like Gohan’s. If we can use that to our advantage too, we’ll have a better chance to survive before Goku gets here.

(cc) Vegeta: What a waste, she would have been a fine mate. I suppose she will just have the honour of being killed by me, Nappa can deal with the rest.

[cc-vegeta]

On April 1st - April Boops Day 2024

(cc) Krillin: Come on you guys! This is chaos!

Can we please calm down on the booping?

(cc) Vegeta: NEVER!

-boops Krillin through the wall (of the police station)-

[cc-vegeta]

Old Armour [Vegeta x Skye]

@queenxfchaos asked // Dec 4 · 15 days ago

"Look at this, I found my old armor, it's a little tight since I had kids though, might be more distracting than useful in battle!"

"Tch, and you're still a troublesome woman in some ways like back then, good grief..." Vegeta commented, turning his gaze away from her to hide his blush. He might also dropped the meat he was eating on the floor, and was trying to subtly incinerate to make it look like he consumed it.

[cc-vegeta]

“Oh god damn it, it’s that fat cat that mentored Kakarot.” Vegeta cursed at his luck, he thought that might lure Yajirobe out, like he did to Gohan back on Namek.

“Fine! Well when you see him, you tell him that he is very lucky he’s so weak that I can’t even sense his power level! I’m going to the short bald one for answers!” he yelled in frustrated defeat before flying off, heading over to interrogate poor Krillin.

@cc-vegeta: “Hey! Sword using fat man! You got until the count of seven to show yourself! Otherwise I will blow up this planet, you know I will do it! You were there when I fought Kakarot, weren’t you?!” the Prince demanded at Korin Tower.

@cc-vegeta

He doesn't want to speak. But he knows Vegeta would just nuke the area along with him in it if he keeps hiding.

Desperate to avoid the prince's wrath in either case, he speaks up, but in a rather raspy, dry impression of the cat he so often dealt with: Korrin.

"Y-yajirobe's not here today! You should look somewhere else! Anywhere else!"

[cc-vegeta]

-when Budokai Tenkaichi 4 gets announced-

(cc) Vegeta: Boy, do you know what this means?

(mun) Kenta: That I should play more BT3 (on PS2) during my downtime?

(cc) Vegeta: No, you dolt! To roleplay more on here! Since you haven’t!

(mun) Kenta: I’ve been (more) busy, do you know how married life is?

(cc) Vegeta: Nothing’s changed, you’re still the fool that works for Nappa!

(mun) Kenta: Well excuse me for not having a rich wife like Bulma =/

(cc) Vegeta: Speaking of getting married… -goes to look for Future Trunks-   

(cc) Future Trunks: -in the closet, quietly- Please don’t tell him that I was here!

[cc-vegeta]

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Date with (cc) Prince Vegeta. Date Fee: $11.22 Customer Comments: "The only thing (cc) Prince Vegeta talked about was anime. (Male in late 50s)"

"Who wouldn't want to pay to hear about my own animation series 'Saiyan Prince Vegeta', it's better than that Kakarot game!"

[cc-vegeta]

(Saiyan OC) Rouka: "Urgh! This is frivolous!"

-meanwhile on the other side of the planet-

(cc) Vegeta: FUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!

-Bulma told him not to swear in front of Trunks-