country music being the butt of every joke is so tired - the music in most people’s likes is more influenced by country than they’d ever realize / admit without being told
thinking of how umemiya is so strong and so in control that he barely flinches at how you yank on his hair or scratch up his back or sink your teeth into his shoulder because the pleasure is just too much for your body to contain UGH and he’s just talking you through it all
I mean the man can handle Choji sinking his teeth in, his pain tolerance must be insane. It would be irritating how composed he can be if you weren't out of your mind with how he's rearranging your guts