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Once he gets a taste you know how it is...
#you all wanted Aziraphale to climb him like a tree and I've heard your prayers loud and clear u-u#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#aziraphale x crowley#il lenzuolino trinato di Aziraphale è tutto <3#accessori da nonna#Porchetta time!! (ormai l'ox ribs saranno sempre porchetta per noi ahahah)#if you are wondering where is Crowley's shirt the answer is he's a s1ut your honor i don't make the rules#porchetta time#good omens comic
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I am not entirely certain what will happen once the actors & writers strike ends, but I'm pretty sure Michael Sheen will break the sound barrier with how fast he will go feral on the internets about how Aziraphale wants to eat Crowley's ox rib
#i mean have you seen how he looks at David Tennant#Have you seen how Aziraphale looks at Crowley#it's not a “I like him a normal amount” kinda look#it's more of a “I hope you've put down some solid roots cause Imma climb you like a tree” manic stare#and he has been 0% chill in all earlier statements about it#so i anticipate a feral front approaching from Wales with a hefty precipitation of Sheenussy on display#Is this post inappropriate?#i don't even know anymore#my brains are scrambled to the point of no return#what is reality#hahaha I don't care let me shitpost and die on this hill#good omens#good omens 2#michael sheen#aziraphale#ineffable idiots#ineffable husbands#aziracrow
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JOSH HARTNETT photographed by David Billet for The New York Times (2024)
#josh hartnett#usermandie#userdiana#userlenny#jhartnettedit#joshhartnettedit#trapedit#trap#cooper adams#dilfgifs#mancandykings#flawlessgentlemen#dailymenedit#creations tag#edits#NEEEED to climb him like a tree ASAP!!!!!!!
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MACKENYU as RORONOA ZORO One Piece (2023) S01E01 "Romance Dawn"
#one piece#usersenka#userashe#userines#userpayel#usersnat#userzo#tuserhan#mine#**#his back...i need to climb him like a tree and sink my teeth into him#100
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omg this diva…
#hyunjin#skz#stray kids#bystay#staydaily#ok mr. heartbreaker. mines been shattered to half now what#looking like he’s gonna sing 80s rock anthem about it too#gifs#gonna need to chase him down to a tree like a dog after a cat.#he likes climbing trees and i like barking to him so it works out well
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Quick doodle because I couldn’t get this out of my head
He’s a provider, in case you couldn’t tell.
#bill#billford#my art#gravity falls#book of bill#yes he is wearing another jacket under this one#and another pair of pants#Stanford is definitely standing out of frame#but I can’t draw him so he stays unseen#Stanford#Stanford pines#bill cipher#I am aware that cobras cannot climb like tree snakes can#just for funsies
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Okay hear me out
THIS dean -
- with THIS Sam
#i just think baby dean and his daddy issues would be all over that#he would climb sam like a tree#and sam would be so gentle with him but he would feel absolutely feral#sam would be all barely restrained ferocity#and dean would be such a brat#and sam would talk in his low soft dom voice#and dean's insides would feel like lava#anyway...............#samdean#wincest#gifs
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Cringetober Day 12 - Niche Interest I had trouble thinking of what I could possibly have thats a niche interest, then I remembered I just binged Strange Magic recently again and was like YEAH THATS FAIR. So yeah some Strange Magic fanart cause that movies amazing and underappreciated and YOU SHOULD WATCH IT PLS- (monster lovers RISEEE THIS MOVIES FOR YOU)
#cringetober day 12#niche interests#darling rini#darlingrini#strange magic#bog x marianne#bog king#princess marianne#strange magic fanart#fanart#she absolutely would do wild things to that man#climb him like a damn tree#cringetober#cringetober 2023
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okay so….Ray and the DD Spider shirt….
#this gorgeous fucking guy over here#given the chance i would climb him like a goddamn tree#as if my life depended on it#like a fuckin pro#mcr#how can anyone NOT love him#my chemical romance#mcrmy#mcr5#mychemicalromamce#ray toro#ray-fucking-toro
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OoOooooo I've been feeling weird(・ัω・ั) (bad kinda way) so excuse me
Dreamling daddies as a treat for myself from my nightmare child au, bunch of doodles I had there lying around about their little (literal) nightmare,they grow so fast *wipes tear away*
#la creatura#Dusk probably doesn't like that humans only have 2 arms#the only bad thing about going unnoticed in the waking world#climbing Hob like he's a tree#nghhh i have a weakness about Hob with kids ...let him dilf#enjoy my wholesome art while you can#because I have so many things on mind...#nightmare child au#parents au#dreamling#my art#dream of the endless#hob gadling
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EWAN MITCHELL as AEMOND TARGARYEN HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (2022—) 2x08, “The Queen Who Never Was”
#house of the dragon#tv#hotdedit#gotedit#hboedit#tvedit#mystuff#userangelic#userallisyn#tusermiles#usercleo#tuseremilia#usersaoirse#useriselin#usergal#tusererika#userbaz#userbecca#hotd spoilers#the ENTIRE time i giffed this last night all i could think of is how miles told me i would wanna climb this man like a tree#and like. YEAH. AND.#I MEAN LOOK AT HIM
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happy international women’s day to Jason Todd and his thick, fat and sexy thighs
my thoughts about him singlehandedly dismantle the entire feminist movement and i’m not ashamed
#jason todd#niyah speaks yappanese#jason todd x reader#red hood#jason peter todd#jason todd x you#red hood x reader#dcu#jason todd comfort#international women's day#international women's month#in som niyah#i want to climb him like a tree#bark bark#yes i do the cooking#yes i do the cleaning#my pussy is soaked#i need to chew on him#i need his cock
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Idk what to write rn so let us all just collectively appreciate Hugh's absolutely MAJESTICAL hair in Origins. Istg I still don't know why ppl hate this movie 😔
It's literally my fave alongside First Class bc the balance of humour was AMAZING and everything about it just does something to my soul 😭
Yes ik the cgi claws were kind of a diabolical choice BUT his dynamic with Kayla was so FUCKIGN cute bro wtaf and the plot is genuinely good i swear it's not only his luscious ass hair and constantly oiled up biceps 🙏☹️
Aaaaaand... Yep! It's official. It's all over the screen! Dattebayo! 😂👊
ANYWAYS if anyone sees this PLEASEEE request smt in my inbox I'll literally take most things X-Men 🥳 Maybe I'll upload my boundaries/rules soon but just request whatever you want rn and I WILL try my level best to behead my writer's block. :3
#hugh jackman wolverine#logan howlett smut#hugh jackman#logan howlett x reader#wolverine x reader#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#x men#x men origins: wolverine#marvel#i need a lobotomy#someone sedate me#im gonna explode#ill climb him like a tree TRUST ME#age ain’t nothing but a number#Spotify
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i'm not going to write it but i'm wondering how a Binghorse crack AU would work @meltedmush
my first idea was showing the one individual Binghorse that decides he wants to cultivate and how he joins Cang Qiong
but then it occurred to me how much funnier it would be from SQQ's perspective, if he thinks he's just transmigrated into canon PIDW and suddenly this nightmare creature that seems to have eaten the protagonist and only left his face hanging out shows up at the door of the Bamboo house
#the internal screaming would be glorious#even more so if no one else seems to be bothered by Binghorse#everyone acting like it's perfectly normal for this creature to be walking around wearing the protagonist's face#climbing trees#eating small animals - blood dripping down its (long!) neck#somehow cultivating like a normal disciple (where does the sword go??)#meanwhile SQQ is blue screening and trying to function through it#let us say nothing of the time he looks outside his window and there's a bunch of them#staring at him#eyes shining#wonder how long it would take for SQQ to just scream#binghorse#skin creatures#SVSSS
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just 'gumi carrying his babes + gojo (pose ref!)
#he's like!! their personal chauffeur!! their bodyguard!!#Nobara and Yuji just like to clamber on him. as if Megumi's a tree to climb#at some point 'gumi just carries them around like that (esp after missions)#going to report to Gojo? they're stuck together like that#ok gnight im eepy!#my art#2024#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#cursed trio#megumi fushiguro#jjk itadori#yuji itadori#itadori yuji#nobara kugisaki#kugisaki nobara#fushiguro megumi#jjk megumi#jjk nobara#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#jjk gojo#art#fanart#digital art#digital drawing#sketch#doodle#anime#manga
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literally everything about richie lipschitz SCREAMS short. i cant explain it, but i know in my heart that richie is a tiny little guy and the only thing stopping that from being 100% canon is the fact that Jon is over 6 feet tall. but he literally crouches down for the majority of the show. richard. lipschitz. is. short. as. fuck.
#petes still tall af btw#its 6' petey and his two tiny little gremlin best friends who climb him like a tree#j screams#npmd#starkid#hatchetfield#peter spankoffski#richie lipschitz#ruth fleming#nerdy prudes must die
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