#// chillin on the couch

[xdaddysprincessxx]

The way I have the house all to myself. 😭🙌🏼

[doloneia]

any au with diomedes hanging out on ithaca during the events of the odyssey is already perfect but it becomes even better when you remember theoclymenus (that guy telemachus offers a ride to in book 15). does telemachus give him a tour like “alright theoclymenus, welcome to ithaca. heres my house, its currently being squatted in by 108 guys that wanna fuck my mom. also this is diomedes, your former king, legendary member of the epigoni, sacker of thebes and troy, he lives here now. hes not here to challenge my dads throne or anything though just to farm.” do they make awkward small talk. do they talk about theoclymenus’ two cousins that diomedes sacked thebes with. are they just the passing cars meme. the comedic potential here is endless

[shadow0-1]

Day off

[dryinkpens]

Rise of the Vamp-Piggies movie night

[meganechan05]

I GOT THEM A CRATE TO USE AS A COUCH!!! ♪(*・ω・人)

[randompurr]

You guys after a lot of crying and getting myself together and my dad yelling at me for being a mess, as of now I am currently doing okay.

My dad is stable and is going to have surgery soon (I hope everything goes well)

(I am recovering from accidentally hyperventilating twice yesterday and got a fever and a massive headache)

lesson of the day DONT HYPERVENTILATE lol

This is why no one tells me shit 🥲🤪

[imagine-sterek]

Imagine Derek taking Eli trick or treating and they get to stiles house where Eli slips in while stiles is distracted by the other kids and he just makes himself at home. He sits on stiles couch and starts watching what ever stiles has on and stiles doesn’t he even know he’s there until Derek knocks on his door saying that he thinks his son went into stiles house by mistake. And they look around and find him drinking a capri sun. Derek apologies and stiles just laughs saying it’s okay. And Derek is so embarrassed about it.

[tariah23]

[glassclownz]

Bob watch the tv

[fairymint]

one of these times, I'll actually be in the mood for like, foot kink bullshit

but the personal kind, as I definitely insist that it's not the kind of stereotypical stuff that one might prescribe upon the concept-

[jimalim]

Been a lazy day at home with Stella 🧡

[wisegirlandseaweedbrainforever]

Definitally need to intentionately train the next cat as a service animal, so it is less bitey.

[lesbienneanarchiste]

Every time someone talks about how their OCD manifests and it starts sounding a little too hashtag relatable I simply close my eyes 😌 I will simply believe my compulsions and obsessive thought patterns are rational and normal and not indicative of any disorder 😌

[queer-adhd]

Stinky dog after he brings me a toy to throw for him and then fucking ignores it when I DO throw it in favour of staring at me and panting

[parasolids]

meant to live and enjoy myself and chill and such today but instead i spent most of the day in bed with an awful headache 💔

[rubberbandballqueen]

my parents started a two-week trip yesterday and it's kind of astonishing how many habits i've previously chalked up to "quieting down as i get older" are actually just "being extremely conscientious of the fact that i live with other human beings"