#// and not in a good way

[mylenapony11]

Yeah

It’s pretty goofy

Nickelodeon: we're cancelling Rise of the TMNT because of low merch sales.

The merch they were putting out:

[applebees4prez]

you are a drag queen!! we know you can lip sync!! it comes with the gig. i was hoping to see actual talent on that stage. except for you lexi love i love you lexi you were incredible.

[barbieaemond]

SER GWAYNE HIGHTOWER House of the Dragon 2.04

[pucksandpower]

I find it weird that people are crucifying Max for not wearing a shirt. Saying that it's disrespectful to Senna, and that his father in law (aka Piquet) hated Senna.

Like aren't there a lot of possible reasons why Max wasn't wearing a shirt? Or that people aren't looking... For Oscar? And like Bottas isn't wearing a Senna shirt either!

I don’t know enough about each driver’s individual reasonings to judge anyone … so I will leave you with this exchange that totally made my day 😭

[ask-the-perihelion]

I hope you crash into a star and die.

Happy Me Day to all that celebrate.

[yourbignotcis]

Quick disclaimer, I do not condone fucking anyone in your ACTUAL family. I just feel the need to clarify that these are horny kink fantasies, and I do not support irl incest in any way.

[rozeliyawashereyall]

Held at gunpoint by a friend to doodle these two /lh

Side characters are cool

[annievrse]

the lamest prank

satoru x reader —ᡣ𐭩 blurb a/n: a little something i came up with in like half an hour, enjoy :P

"...You're up to something, aren't you?" Satoru's voice cuts through the silence in your room, causing you to jump in surprise.

Glancing over your shoulder, palm to your chest, you glare at your best friend. "You scared the shit out of me."

Satoru shrugs, stepping further into your dorm, his eyes narrowing at the packet of Oreos and toothpaste tubes laid out in front of you on the floor.

"Why are you devising the lamest prank in the world?"

You roll your eyes and turn back to your project. "This was meant to be for 'Guru, and you, but I guess the cat's out of the bag."

Satoru threw his head back in laughter, his hand on his stomach. "You're so cute."

Your eyes widen as you spread the toothpaste onto one side of the cookie. "You don't sound particularly upset about being the victim of my prank."

"Oh, I'm not," He says casually as he moves around you to sit on your bed.

You squint at him. "Then why do you look so annoyed?"

Satoru says nothing, but his bright eyes behind his sunglasses tell you everything you need to know.

Sighing, you hold out your hand with a tube of toothpaste and an Oreo in your palm. "You're upset I didn't include you, aren't you?"

Taking the items from your grasp, Satoru smirks. "A little..."

"Well, you usually don't invite the person you want to prank to help you set it up, do you?"

"Guess not. But it's good my daily snooping resulted in something interesting today... It's better than yesterday... Haibara will not like what I saw."

"What?" You furrow your eyebrows. "You're such a nerd, 'Toru."

"Yeah, whatever," He rolls his eyes, white hair falling over his eyes. "Pass me that knife, loser."

After his fingers graze yours, you nod your head toward the uncapped tube in his hand. "You better load that one up good. Suguru used my shampoo yesterday, and then he stole my leftover sashimi in the fridge."

"Oh, that was me. That was so fresh, so delicious," Satoru moans. "Best I've ever had, actually."

Your jaw falls open, and you shake your head. "Fuck you, Gojo."

"Nuh-uh, you don't get to curse the only one who's gonna help you out of this situation later," He raises an eyebrow. "Wait, why were you pranking me? What did I do?"

You give him a deadpan look. "It's more like, what haven't you done?"

A gasp leaves Satoru's lips, and he leans down to place his finished cookie on the plate next to you. "You wound me, my love."

"And you are the most annoying pain in my ass ever, so we're even."

"You love me," Satoru coos, ruffling your hair. You swat his hand away, laughing.

"In your dreams."

"Wow, I didn't know you were psychic!" Satoru reels back dramatically and lays on your bed. "What else can you tell me about my future?"

When he's met with silence, Gojo sits up to see you holding an Oreo out for him.

"Snack?" The sickly sweet smile on your face is to be expected when you're dealing with his shit, so Satoru takes the cookie, unsuspecting.

"Oh, and you're giving me treats?" He clutches his chest. "You really are the greatest thing to ever exist, aren't you?"

But soon, his face screws up in disgust when he realises the cream between the cookie isn't vanilla but minty sludge instead.

"The ultimate betrayal!" He splutters, spitting the cookie into his hand, his hair swaying with each movement. "That's fucking disgusting."

A small, real smile pulls at the corners of your mouth. "Get out of my room, Satoru."

He tilts his head at the softness in your voice and stands. "As you wish," Gojo takes one step but crouches beside you. "Good luck with your little experiment."

You hum in response, rendered speechless when he leans closer to kiss your forehead. But when you don't wipe it off like usual, Satoru feels his heart skip a beat.

"Though, I'm telling Suguru to keep clear of the Oreos in the common area," He whispers. "And I used your shampoo too... he doesn't deserve to endure the pain I just did."

You gasp, dropping the objects in your hands onto the plate below.

At your reaction, Satoru laughs and stands. "Kidding."

"I hate you!" You throw a tube of toothpaste at him as he runs out of your room, slamming the door behind him.

But, later that afternoon, Suguru could be heard gagging in the common area, and you knew Gojo loved a lame prank.

[royalnavyart]

✨ Prints ✨

weasel studies pt 1.

I didn't realize they were so tiny!! They're about the size of an outstretched human hand, apparently. I thought they were the size of cats.

Also pretty sure at least one of them here is a stoat lol. As with my wolf studies, I'm going to just say ✨ close enough✨ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[opbackgrounds]

Zoro defeating Ryuma is basically a role reversal from Oda's previous one shot manga Monsters when Ryuma defeated a dragon, but what I have difficulty with is the fact that Zoro actually sets Ryuma on fire, an ability he's not shown before or since.

I'm able to more easily accept something like Asura because animal and demon spirit projections are something Zoro's been doing since the start of the series, and Asura felt like the next logical step even though the logic of it is kinda funky. Unless zombies are somehow more flammable when hit by swords, this feels like Oda let the symbolism he wanted to shove in override the physical logic of the fight. It feels like such a cop out excuse to take out a zombie without using salt, and really sours for me what's otherwise a solid battle.

[zhansww]

[mono-rogue]

Who's watching now?

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Alastor has beef... or is it venison? Hard to tell.

[yourfavaschips]

have you done arthur morgan

Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption 2 would be Lay's Wavy Hickory BBQ Potato Chips!

[yea-baiyi]

people on twitter are discoursing about whether xie lian’s chastity-based cultivation is a form of abuse (?????) which is so backward to me like huh???? yes jun wu’s thing about xie lian being a virgin is fucking creepy and weird and part of his overall obsession and desire to control him. but did they just completely miss the part where xie lian chose this method of cultivation bc the abstinence wasn’t an issue for him? he got hit by sex pollen and never once thought of sex? he didn’t even cultivate for 700 years and just never had sex because he never wanted to and as soon as he found a guy he wanted to fuck he just went for it? literally didn’t even pause to consider the cultivation thing at any point. if this were any other character it might have been used against him but the whole point is xie lian once again perfectly dodging jun wu’s manipulation attacks by just being a weird little guy with autism

[connormccafferyhater]

i meed connor mccaffery to eat my pussy out and then choke me while giving me backshots. then he whispers in my ears that i sound so hot gasping for air 🥰😩

i’m grimacing