#// and i cant use my first url for him

[themcst]

Me remembering I'm going to have to come up with a url for my ocs blog and that's the one thing I'm awful at

[burymeinbunz]

maybe i just had a really bad time with my roommate but the first show of the tit tour was really really not fun. it was extremely loud, almost everyone i spoke to was rude and unkind to us (other than one lovely person i took a break from walking w my cane with, still wish i got their url) and i even had people make fun of me when i did give out my instagram to a couple people also dressed as sister daniel. i had a bad time because i was already on the brink of tears from how different this tour was from my first experiences at dnp tours and i wanted my childhood best friend who met me bc of dnp to have a good time at his first dnp show but he didnt. he had a horrible time, but told me he liked going with me because at least i was there. it was mortifying and heartbreaking because i wanted him to have fun. ive been thinking about this for months, since the show, and i didnt want to share anything because everyone else was talking about having an amazing time and having so much fun and my friend and i sat in our chairs covering our ears because the screaming was so intense for our hearing damage, his earplugs didnt even work. i cant even remember most of the show.

tldr im not surprised seattle people were rude, but im sad to see seattle phannies grew into unkind people.

[minimumwagedsoul]

🎩 WELCOME… TO THE A-GAYZING RIZZITAL CIRCUS! MY GAMERTAG IS CAINE, AND IM QUEER TO SHOW YOU THE MOST OHIO-SENDING, SKIBIDI EDGING, DISCORD MEWING YOU'VE EVER PHANTOM TAX, ISNT THAT, GIGA CHAD?

🫧 'THATS RIGHT SIGMA, I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOUVE GYATT IN THE KITCHEN TODAY!'

🎩 WELL, LETS NOT GRIMACE-WASTE, LETS ISHOWSPEED RIGHT INTO THE FAMILY GUY COMPILATIONS!

🎶 banban, and goku, and big chungus too, pepe, peppino, amongus, delulu!~ 🎶 gay after gay after day we fry, as the renegade pokimane makes us cry 🎶

🐰 ''gayine, is this another goofy ahh grassy pillow again? or is this a new subscriber? cause if its a new twitch donator.. we gyatt to redo this whole mlg monologue!''

📐 ''im not doing gyatt again."

🎩 ''MY MY, IT APPEARS A SUS IMPOSTER HAS JOINED THE LOBBY!"

🤡 ''HOW DO I… LEAVE THE SIN CITY WASNT MADE FOR ME''

🐰 ''just keep edging gyatt it, that ellen degeneres for all of us''

🤡 ''what the barnacles!?!? i-i-i-i put on owlhouse and now im here? who are you baby gronks? why cant i leave floptok? how do i leave minecraft?''

🎀 ''lets all kai calm-net down, everythings gyonna be okay thugshaker, weve all been through this escape the ariana grande obby, you just need to-''

🤡 ''WHAT THE VINE BOOM IS GOING ON- what?''

🎩 ''WARNING ONE, YOU CANNOT SWEAR IN GENERAL! THE GAY-MAZING RIZZITAL CIRCUMSIED IS A PLACE TO BE CLIPPED BY ALL STREAMERS, EVERYTHING CAN HAPPEN HERE! execpt for being the biggest bird ''

🤡 ''how do i.. lightskin leave?''

🎩 ''👁️👄👁️''

🎀 ''..well.. dont make a twitlong about this but-'

🐰 ''the only way you can leave is by watching phonk nair videos''

🤡🤡 ''(TIM ALLEN SHOCK NOISE)''

📐 '':mute jax.. but hes right.. welcome to the underground, how was the fall?''

🤡 ''WHAT DO YOU MEME?"

🎀''guys… dont be straight.."

🐰 ''weve been scrolling on tiktok for years.. old finger over theres been streaming the longest''

♟️''MISTER BEEASSSSSTTTT!''

🐰 ''thats why he needs to stop it.. get some help''

🤡 ''oh.. ogay, now i gyatt it! im watching dream, i should just get in the uber!''

🐰 ''whatever you say lesbian''

🎭''..my obama prisim.." :(

🐰 ''so crane, where we dropping boys?"

🎩 ''ID LIKE TO SHOW OUR BRAND NEW MOD MY ROBLOX OBBY FIRST, OFF WE GO!''

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🎩 ''here we have GARTEN OF BANBAN, this is where the florida men are kept, along with the FNF mods, these mods may include- GIVE HIM BACK!!!!!!!! GIVE HIM BACK!!!!!!! HES MINEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! >:((((

🤡 '' is gyatt all there rizz?''

🎩 '' OF COURSE NOT, THIS IS.. MY SPLATOON 2 LETSPLAYS!! we dont watch my OLD videos, i w(a)(m)s racist homophobic sexist abelist terrorist watchlist slay back then.

🤡 ''(huh cat)-''

🎩 '' we stay RIGHT HERE where i can keep my 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!! YOULL NEVER KNOW MY MAIN."

🌙 '' IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT- ''

🎩 ''DONT MAKE ME PISS ON YOU AGAIN''

🤡 ''wait whats th- HHRUEEGGEYYAHHAHAUHASGSGUGDS :vomits vomits vomits vomits vomits vomits: ''

🎩 '' WOAH!!!!!! SHES LITERALLY DOING THE GWIDDY!''

🫧 ''me too!! watch me boss!!!!!!!"

🎩 "Stop."

🤡 ''Was that an skibidi toilet I saw out there? Is gyatt a way get a weave?"

🐰 '' What toiwet? If there was a way to not be a noob vs pro im pretty sure we'd all be hackers by now. "

📐''Yeah, what are you waffling about?"

🎩'' I ASS(ure) YOU, THERE RIZZ NO EASTER BUNNY, THERE IS NO FEETFAIRY, AND THIS RIZZ NO QUEEN OF ENGLAND!''

🤡''YOUR MOM HITS IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A CHROMEBOOK CHARGER-''

🎩 '' THATS WHY YOU SOUND LIKE THE ROBLOX COIL SOUND BITCH BOI- how about we talk about roblox doors? Whats your gamer tag?''

🤡 ''my @ is… uh.. OH FUCK. ALL I CAN POST IS ☻/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over youtube. /▌ /\ ''

🎩 ''FORGOT PASSWORD? SIGN IN USING EMAIL ADDRESS.. OR MAKE A NEW ACCOUNT! ENTER NEW NAME AND NEW PASSWORD''

🤡 ''GOD FUCKING DAMMIT KRIS WHERE THE HELL ARE WE''

🎩''dont you worry your 0% rizz, your new tumblr url can be ANYTHING! Heweby acknowwedging that youw chosen name and ow names may nowt bweach the Digitaw Ciwcus usew wicense agreement stating that youw name may nowt incwude objectionabwe content. Objectionabwe content incwudes but is nowt wimited to: Sexuawwy expwicit matewiaws, obscene, defamato-wy, wibewous, swande-wous, vio-went, and ow un-wawfuw content ow pwofanity. ''

🤡'' erm… actually.. randomly generate it please. ''

🎩 ''lets see… Who is Pomni - for 300?'' (jeopardy)

🤡 ''(womp.)

🎩 ''you're right, marketable, lets try gyatt again! what do you think of XDDCC? ''

🤡 '' BIYTCH IS YOU BLIND-''

🎩 '' badonkers. dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers!!! we should start a sidequest with our new donator, XDDCC!!! ''

🐰 ''i said that at 3:20 in the original pilot''

🎩 ''YYYOUUUUUU! SOILDJABOY OFF IN IT, WATCH ME CRANK IT WATCH ME ROLL, WATCH ME CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY THEN SUPERMAN THAT, NOW WATCH ME YUUU-''

🫧'' (plays kevin mcloyed)''

🎩'' ########### ## ####### ### ### # # ##### ''

🤡 ''does anybody in this thread play minecraft-''

🎩 '' SINCE YOUR ACCOUNT IS 12 MINUTES OLD, were gonna make this simple for your ipad baby ass, a simple oklahomo powered adventure to warm you up to the pizza tower. ''

📐 ''NO!! I DONT WANT TO PLAY WII SPORTS… GRRR… eyes glow red''

🎩'' dont worry zooble/halfdemon/princess/rich/gamer/wolf/donttouchmytail/crush;secret!!! ill make it so you can play it on console AND pc! ''

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🎩 '' hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to gather the number lore! thats right! here in the rainbow friends playplace will be rizzed up with swifties, you gotta catch em- (COPYRIGHT)''

🫧 ''what are swifties?''

🎩 ''thanks for the ask, anon! theyre mid-''

🫧''can it run bad apple''

🎩 ''..they-''

🫧''..can it play megalovani----''

🎩'' Swifties are part of the number lore that vore everything and draw anything they rizz into! Why do these sans fangirls do this? How do you block them? thats for me to know and for you to find out.''

🤡''…what… did any of gyatt mean?''

🎀 ''oh, hes just ai generating mr beast videos, theyre content farm so the ipad babies dont go insane.''

📐''speak for yourself motherfucker, if anyone needs me im smoking a fat blunt- OH GOD OH FUCK- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa….''

🐰''oh no, they killed zooble.. you bastards.. anyway you lesbians wanna play touhou?''

🎀'' (pheonix wright) HOLD IT!! we should check on KSI-FMO. I'm pretty sure he'd like to challange XDDCC to a boxing match!''

♟️''THERES 104 DAYS IN SUMMER VACATION-''

🎀'' You wanna come with us to *check on boykisser kaufmonster, how should i feel?''

♟️''Not rizzly. I think Kevin macleoufmos got packed by packgod. Last time I spoke with him, he was watching Lankybox for over 6 hours."

🤡''whose lankybox?''

♟️''No."

🎭''can someone save my goth genderfriend :(''

🤡 '' Well if you wont tell me, then I'll just ask him. And then I'll stop watching dream and watch tubbo instead!"

🐰 ''Heh. She still thinks dream isnt a pedo."

🎀 ''why are you looking at me like that? …. fa-"

🐰 ''im fine with doing (yourmom) as long as I get to see vanossgaming gmod prophunt funny moments- OW. okay ive had enough of these spambots. You, me, and XDDCC will go to the gastation. Sexualized ribbons and tumblr sexyman together will go block all the swifties.

🎀 ''..is shipping them a good idea?"

🐰 ''of course i do, im also a tumblr sexyman, whats gonna happen? i get shipped next? (proweler meme)''

🎭 ''…my comedy cock is broken again.''

♟️''okay. wait WHAT. ''

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🎀''Welcome to the internet, have a look around, anything skibidi or phantum tax can be found. We gyatt maximum sigma grindset, but- WAIT XDDCC NO DONT LOOK UP YOUR OWN NAME!- '

🤡 ''I dont understand.. why go to the goofy ahh meepcity parties instead of trying to exit terraria?''

🎀''Well, we usually do, when we first make an account. But after awhile you start to realize that shiny hunting for the same pokemon or trying to get your favorite animal crossing villager to visit your island will make you become marketable and youll succumb to the pibby glitch."

🐰''Thank goodness this is all just an SMP, right XDCC?''

🤡''……………………… Why are we here again? Who am i, who am i? What are you even saying?''

🎀''We're gyetting one of the boys at 3 am." … Huh. Maybe he's off-stream mining? Hope he's not in creative.

🐰''Dont worry raggedy andy, Im gonna be so racist itll open the door."

🎀 ''JAX NO!!! YOU SHOULDNT BE RACIST TO DOOR!!!!''

🐰''Okay i wont be racist… JUST KIDDING, IM ULTRA RACIST NOW. You're not afraid of gay people, are you?"

🎀''JAXX!!!!!!!!! THATS LITERALLY MY ONLY FEAR (homophobic) WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS…!!!"

🐰''(minecraft open door) im gonna have to take my balls back from you kaufy. Papyrus.. im going to grillbys, do you want anything?"

🎀 ''..OH….. KAUFMO985 BECAME PART OF THE PIBBY GLITCH. INSERT SEINFIELD THEME."

tobecontinued.

[unablethethird]

once again

Same with you skip the weird ones

1: Name Robert [rob]

2: Age 14

3: 3 Fears 1- Friends dying/getting hurt 2-Going back to the last place i lived 3-Not being able to help/be there

4: 3 things I love 1-My frens 2-Laptop 3-headphones

7: My best friend You and yaya [irl]

8: Sexual orientation AroAce [fictoromantic/fictosexual, and kinda orchidromantic]

10: How tall am I 166cm [for now]

11: What do I miss

cant think of anything rn

12: What time were I born 4am

13: Favorite color red, orange, purple, black

15: Favorite quote "Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night, light a man *on* fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

16: Favorite place Arcade

17: Favorite food Imjaderah [rice+yoghurt+beans]

18: Do I use sarcasm sometimes, not rlly tho

19: What am I listening to right now

20: First thing I notice in new person Not sure, maybe symptoms???? but not on purpose

21: Shoe size No idea

22: Eye color dark brown [almost black]

23: Hair color black

24: Favorite style of clothing 1920s men atire

25: Ever done a prank call? Not that i can remember

27: Meaning behind my URL I mean this is the 3rd acc

28: Favorite movie THE LORAX!!!!

29: Favorite song right now it's

30: Favorite band FamilyJules? LemonDemon? Will wood? Chonny jash?

31: How I feel right now My body's scared but im chilling

32: Someone I love You /p

33: My current relationship status AroAce, platonically married

34: My relationship with my parents lol

35: Favorite holiday Eid al adha, free money

36: Tattoos and piercing i have Ear

37: Tattoos and piercing i want Sleeve tattoo when i transition

38: The reason I joined Tumblr Needed to continue a fic/comic that was on tumblr

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? idk

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? thank you fren /gen

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? my dad? maybe when i was really young

42: When did I last hold hands? My little sister, i didnt want her to get run over when crossing the road

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? As long as i have, if u give me an hour i'll take an hour, if you give me 30 seconds i'll take 30 seconds

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? Nope, i get gender dysphoria from shaving my legs/arms

45: Where am I right now? Bed

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? LOUD

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? Mum, not dad

49: Am I excited for anything? Turning 18 and going uni and being a human person with a human life

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? Im an oversharer

51: How often do I wear a fake smile? Im autistic so not in a deppressed way

52: When was the last time I hugged someone? Cant remember

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? H [irl]

55: What is something I disliked about today? My sister stealing money from my mum, i was this close to having smoke outta my ears, she should know better

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? God, im going to beat the shit out of him

57: What do I think about most? Cringe memories i guess?

58: What’s my strangest talent? I can bird whistle

59: Do I have any strange phobias? Touch might be strange?

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind fs

61: What was the last lie I told? "I don't know who they were talking about" [i didn't want to hurt her feelings]

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? voice, video is a nightmare

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Yea because either i've seen them or im delusional [im delusional]. aliens are a given, even a bacteria could be one

64: Do I believe in magic? Kinda? idrk, maybe

65: Do I believe in luck? yea

66: What’s the weather like right now? cloudy n cold

67: What was the last book I’ve read? DnD rulebook

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? LVORE IT LOIF LVOE LOVE IT

69: Do I have any nicknames? I get called by my last name a lot

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? not sure

71: Do I spend money or save it? Save

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? Unfortunatly no

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? My sisters deoderant

74: Favorite animal?

FOXES!!!!!!

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? calming myself down

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? I dont think he has one, idk im not religious

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? Corny/cringe as hell but Honeypie by JAWNY

78: How can you win my heart? havent thought about it

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

I TOLD YOU MY FOOT WAS KILLING ME

80: What is my favorite word? supercalifragilisticexpialadocious

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr Moots

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? your god is the right one [chaos]

83: Do I have any relatives in jail? Not currently, but my dad and some uncles were

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? Time manipulation

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? i dont think questions are scary

86: What is my current desktop picture? basic

90: Failed a class? classes

94: Had job? I have one now, dont always get paid though

95: Left the house without my wallet? Dont have a wallet

96: Bullied someone on the internet? no

98: Played on a sports team?

Unless school sport team counts

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? no

104: Been overweight? No

105: Been underweight? yea

106: Been to a wedding? ye

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Duh

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? maybe i dont remember

109: Been outside my home country? Technically im from iran, and i live in australia, so, yeah

110: Gotten my heart broken? i guess

111: Been to a professional sports game? no

112: Broken a bone? no

113: Cut myself? yeah Im stopping though

114: Been to prom? we dont have that

115: Been in airplane?

Yeah

116: Fly by helicopter? no

117: What concerts have I been to? none

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? kinda

119: Learned another language? I know arabic and english

120: Wore make up? Forced to when i was younger but not anymore

123: Dyed my hair? Part of it purple, but its gone now

124: Voted in a presidential election? Cant vote, eitherway all of em suck

125: Rode in an ambulance? Yep

126: Had a surgery? not sure, memory bad

127: Met someone famous? Not that i know of

128: Stalked someone on a social network? mutuals tumblrs

129: Peed outside? Yea

130: Been fishing? nope

131: Helped with charity? yep

132: Been rejected by a crush? nope

133: Broken a mirror? Yep

134: What do I want for birthday? Wouldn't ever happen because it's expensive as fuck but a pump it up machine

i usually get a slice of cake tho

[selfundiagnosed]

Insane that my mom ran the most popular patrick stump archival blog on tumblr + was a full time lawyer + was raising two mentally ill kids + doing culinary arts school + having a cookie business. I think its her autism i wont lie. But now its all catching up to her and she has no energy which would be the ehlers danlos fault this time.. tried to convince her to steal her old url back but on cohost so she made an account but couldnt immediately make side blogs but boy oh boy. she would be giving the fall out boy fandom what they want and more. Shes like i cant do it again i have no idea how i did it before im like ma! its called having boundaries. Shes like i cant do that when i have a special interest its called autism. Im like right but queue posts for once a day and find 30 pictures from a photo set and boom one months worth of posting fall out boy and you can conserve your energy. But she doesnt know how to do her special interests in moderation. Im honestly just glad she went and accepted a bunch of access to her mega archive folder thingy. But shes so mad she doesnt have access to like her actual archive bc the website she used go archive everything changed their subscription plans and she has so many photos it would be like a zillion dollars she doesnt have 😭 like bogus i remember photo storing websites were so free. Take me back to 2010 for real :T Anyway she used to get so mortified when i told my friends as a teen about her blog i actually told her coworker once and her coworker somehow RETAINED the url and went home and looked at her blog and she was so upset at me 😭😭 but now like she kinda doesnt give a fuck anymore bc fall out boy was her special interest for an entire decade and she’s over it. Obviously still a big big fan but not in bandom anymore. Her new special interest is a band i introduced her to when i was 13 and its kinda cringe so i dont talk about it but she also ran an archival blog for THIS band and i told my friend at a sleepover who liked this band about her blog and they fucking FOLLOWED HER and shit bricks and my mom was MORTIFIED. But anyway yeah she doesnt gaf now if i tell people she was this blog and i even posted a tiktok about it once and people started doing detective work that would make her autistic self so proud…. Bc thats what she was good at! sleuthing stalking detective work on the band. Pete wentz privately answered several of her asks on tumblr i’ll see if she can send me the asks and their responses. But yeah she doesnt care anymore. her original url was scrubbed by tumblr and shes very angry about it bc it was an original bandom url for patrick stump so shes like wtf ever i dont wanna touch this im so mad. Which SAAAAME. ive done that so many times. She started permitting access to people who requested it for one of her photo archive website thingies she left in her last post. But yeaaaahhh… she was patrick stump for halloween in like 2008 and she won the costume contest bc she had rhe coolest sideburns and looked so much like him. My first ever concert was a fall out boy concert in spring 2007 i was 6 turning 7 within the next few months lemme just say the music video for carpel tunnel of love played on the screen as they played the song and my brother and i was so traumatized. But then immediately they played this aint a scene after that and we were like HELL YEAAAAAAAAA. And my brother (5 at the time) and i knew every single song and sang along and my mom went look at everyone else no one else knows these songs. You guys are so cool. And we looked around and yeah no one was singing the songs and were sooo excited! Oh and theres that one time she recorded us singing keep it simple by cobra starship and THEY PUT IT ON THEIR MYSPACE PAGE AT THE TOP WE FLIPPED SHIT. i wish THAT video was still up. Shes also met fall out boy so many times and walked away from patrick stump while he was talking to her bc she didnt want to take up his time at a meet and greet. Omg. so many memories. I was literally raised in online bandom thats so insane. Maybe thats why im a homosexual

[yatgb]

2, 21, 36, and 41?

2. lighter or matches?

I dont smoke anything but honestly ive fallen in love with the sheer aesthetic of a zippo lighter. Matches are good for symbolism and all but i wanna be that guy who cinstabtly has a zippo lighter handy

21. something you’ve kept since childhood?

My stuffed beagle Tree Bark!!! Ive had him since I was 4 years old and he has survived countless moves and travels. He's been recently cleaned and restored by my bestest bestie @little-klng ^-^ i sleep w him every night and i love him to pieces

36. how many times have you changed your url?

yatgb is my fourth url in my 9 years of being on this hellsite (oh my god its been nine years what the fuck) ny first was adminover20 (because i had over 20 ocs...... and i was like. Their admin. Ibwas cooking probbaly) and then for the longest time i was rarewubbox (because my man rare wubbox will akways be special to meeee :3) and then thr shortest era was when i was jmmnslmnjnctn because shortly after bazooka split and yknow. Yoko and the gold bazookas. She liked it. So its us now. Probly will be for a while

41. how do you take your coffee?

Im with frye on this one my favorite coffee is when i cant taste the coffee. Well yknow i like a littkw bitnof the ciffee taste vut uts gotta have like lots of sugar and flavorings in ut to make it Bearable. And that baby better be ICED!!!!!! my go-to wawa order is a 16oz iced mocha mint with 4 pumps of cane sugar and extra mint ^-^

[chenyuvale]

OK. THANK YOU TUMBLR URL @THELUNATICGHOST FOR SPONSORING ME AND MY THOUGHTS.

[im going to use he/him pronouns for furina (and focalors by extension]

furina genshin impact. you know him, the guy who acted a part in a play that wasnt his own play for like 500 years the guy who yes, can be annoying but is honestly just a silly little guy!! thats all he is!! thats all hes ever wanted to be; himself

furina genshin impact is in canon, a she/her, i heavily disagree with this because of his design, and his overal character being made 1) from someone else and 2) "[he] was made to be the perfect human" that focalors created for himself, focalors is also trans but more genderfuckery because his gender is Divinity and also dead. anyways.

focalors design is a mirror image of furina's "archon" outfit the light one, pneuma version i believe, and in focalors top part of the dress, its quite revealing! theres a lot of chest skin showing there and the most important thing about this; flat. literally no tiddy there at all in the slightest.

now because focalors made furina based on himself, they have the exact same body, just duplicated, meaning! furina also has literally no tiddy!! nothing!! zip zilch na da!!! he has a very rectangular torso (adding evidence to my transmasc idea), even if he did have canon tits (which he does not this is proven) he is purposefully covering them up with the french ass ruffles hes got going on up there, /purposefully/ covering.

the most exposed furinas design is, is his legs, he has rather short shorts (akin to hu tao who Also has no titty but there is room to see a curve there because hu tao doesnt have. the chest ruffles) ((this could lead to how hu taos design is also quite tmasc coded but sadly enough im not a hu tao insaner)) so i could Maybe sort of if i squint real hard i can see why people would want to exaggerate the legs a little

But when people ( the horny + uninformed.. usually..) give him the most hourglass shape figure?? or even Big Boobs im like??????? first off did yall play the archon quest and second ????????? of all genshin characters you think furina deserves boobs??? Flawed logic he is not who you think he is, like even ignoring my headcanons In Canon he is very much jus living his best life being a theater director !!!!!!! hes not an actor anymore !!!!!! furina genshin impact is the wrong character to put your horny beams on !!!!

and for the people in the back

Furina Genshin Impact Is The Wrong Character to Put Your Horny Beam On

does any of this make much sense? probably not,, do i care not rlly i jus hate how the fandom treats him so so so so much its why i cant really consume fancontent of him anymore that isnt made by a trusted mutual of mine, we are saving him from fanons grabby dirty hands and putting him in our own grabby dirty hands :3

what makes it worse is neuvifuri. there are people who believe that neuvifuri are either 1) father/daughter (this is the same crowd who think zhongxiao are also father/son) 2) siblings or 3) a cishet married couple with furina as the UwU Wifey and neuvi as the gigachad husband.

These are All Wrong

pushing most of my headcanons aside, literally in canon neuvi is the one constantly down bad for furi, Constantly!!!! he had a moment of realisation in the archon quest, realising he appreciates furina a lot more than he first thought he did (see furina story quest AND neuvi birthday letter)

and also in canon furina is Terrified of losing him, so he distanced himself (see his about neuvillette line)

now headcanon territory kinda ; neuvi watched focalors fucking Die in front of him, whilst givhim the original dragon power back, that shit was still traumatising as all hell , i think neuvi is just as equally afraid of losing furi as furi is of losing him

,, if i keep going i wont stop about how much i adore their specific dynamic but ANYWAYS. back to the point;

Fanon is Wrong

(have an old doodle as thanks for reading,,,)

thank you for reading all this, it sounded more composed in my head i swear i jus uwauwuuawu biting fandom so hard

[beeees-are-amazing]

Secret (?) Urls on the WH website :3 (Not including all the answer urls ill make a different post for that lol)

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"I have more eyes than I did before. You know how to draw eyes. You draw mine many times. I know it is thanks to you, neighbor, that I can see.

But it is still... I can't... See."

Url so-below

The classic secret one you get no noise and just has wally sitting their admiring house one thing i found odd though is that when you open the image link for wally it says "Oh your here" which is kinda strange cuz i thought this was a secret idk he just seems to calm abt it

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"There you are. Welcome Home. Ha ha ha!"

Url i-2

"Do you like to draw? I do. Do you know how to draw an eye? First, you draw a circle. Next you draw a smaller circle inside. Then you color it in." This also has 2 gifs of 2 eyes being drawn presumably wally instructing us on how to draw eyes

Url find

"...I can't hear you ...Do you know who I am? We've looked into each other's eyes so many times. You're looking at me now."

Url help

"What are you waiting for. To hear me again? Ha ha ha! I think... That means you can hear me."

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"That's what an eye looks like. My eyes are black. What color are yours?"

Url Will

"You're the most! Ha ha ha! ....You're so still. What are you doing."

Url neighbor

[There is no dialogue. Only sounds of home creaking, groaning, banging, or squeaking. ...morse code?]

I couldnt figure out the morse code lol but I any of yall know it you should try and solve it ^^

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My final thoughts abt this :P one i think it goes in order like this

i i-2 will-2 find help A will

Also if i had any ideas abt whats supposed to be happening here i think wally (hes the one speaking in all of these audios) Similar to the eye from tma can see through drawn eyes and thats why he asks the viewer to draw an eye so he can see them hence the We've looked into eachothers eyes so many times line and though he can see he cant hear you only you can hear him which is why it seems like hes having a convo with the person listening and i think at the end/at url will he watches the viewer die

[monsterslament]

HI I want to talk about my fairy characters so if ur interested in that then !! here's ur chance

ok so basically aurelius is one of the three leaders of the fae court of iridescence :)) the courts (made by erin bc i cant spell her url) are more like small villages or kingdoms i think but like. ask her more about how that works bc i dont wanna say anything wrong . but !!

the court of iridescence is based on bugs and pretty fish and like . anything that looks outwardly pretty or has bright colors like poison frogs or something. the court is supposed to be like a fairytale kingdom with mushroom houses and big festivals all the time n stuff.

aurelius is like the party planner of the royal three because they love to host big dances and town festivals for literally whatever they decide is a holiday now. the towns people all participate bc they're a big community that all works together and they hang out. they have big communal gardens that almost everyone contributes to with big fruit trees and bushes and its just sooo pretty. aurelius is genderfluid and goes by any pronouns btw and yes they do smell like gummy bears <3

cassandra is another one of the royalty there and she's based on the palos verdes blue butterfly :) shes a little smaller than the others but she lives in a big castle thats all pretty and light blue n stuff. i dont have much for her yet but if people need to talk they come to her. she's graceful and kind and a good healer and fighter :) her wings are very small bc the butterfly irl is really small and I wanted to get that small cute vibe yk. technically all the royals fall under the trans umbrella and Cassandra is nonbinary and uses she/they pronouns. they're all gender neutral when they're born. or would it be intersex bc it's like a choose ur gender thing in a character creator. like they can just choose body parts too bc. they're fairies come on. but as they develop they figure out more about how they want to present so. same goes for regular court members they aren't confined to human biology

the last of the three royals is romulus and hes based on the lily moth. he's super tall and his wings are big and strong enough to let him fly hes so cool. he's more quiet but hes very polite and sweet. he has a sweet tooth and he can be found at night wandering the town with a lantern doing his best to keep everyone safe :) there's no real dangers to them but he also likes just watching over his people. romulus uses he/they pronouns also :)

there's also maximilian who's aurelius's partner and he's so sweet. he's tall and quiet but not as tall as romulus . him and another minor character both play strong instruments with maximilian playing cello and Cyril (the other character) playing viola :) him and aurelius are soo in love its insane they're soo sappy and romantic all the time. they call each other by their full first names a lot bc they want to draw out their conversations with each other. they're soo sweeties ugh I love them

i dont have anything else to say rn so. that's it !! but like yeah I love my fairies ok byee :33

[antisociallilbrat]

Edelweiss & palm tree ^-^

edelweiss ⇢ how’d you think of your url/username? what’s it associated with to you?

I am a fraud. I 100% did not think up this username. It was a tumblr suggested one, I live in shame. My blog name used to be 'trashmouthlovesbigbill' back when I first joined tumblr in 2017 and for some reason I wanted to change it and my current username is just one tumblr suggested. I cant remember why I changed it whoops

palm tree ⇢ do you have a fictional villain you shouldn’t like but love regardless?

YES. So much so I made a sideblog for him @cxanthos which is my thg/tbosbas blog but honestly it's just a blog for Coriolanus Snow. He's actually horrible but I am obsessed with how Suzanne Collins wrote him.

Random Get To Know Me Asks

[ninoochat]

Weekly tag Wednesday !!

Thank you @transsexual-dandelions @atthedugouts @mickeym4ndy im doing it this time ^^

Name: Mina/Sara/Nin/depends where and when you catch me online

Age: 39

Location: satan's pubes south of france

top sheet, yes or no?: of course

how many stuffed animals do you own?: one bear i bought for myself 22 years ago

the names of your pets (and the explanations behind them): they're all dead and im done with pets i cant take any more loss

favorite color: green/yellow/purple

Any tattoos? no, i wish i could but it's the permanent nature of it all... id have gotten a cat and that stupid fucking libertines tattoo in carl barat's handwriting

how you transport your belongings (purse, tote, hands, pockets, etc.): i got a small murky green cross body bag. i hate that pockets are too small because i really never have more than my phone, keys, earbuds and my wallet. since i have the bag i also have a pack of kleenex and some bandages because my feet always blister but i could go without.

the last movie you watched: challengers

how long does it take you to get ready in the morning?: 5 minutes and it's mostly me cursing at my fucking curly hair that i hate with every fiber of my being

favorite weather: when i dont have to be outside? dark grey apocalyptic thunderstorm and heavy rain/wind. end of the world type shit. best sleeps of my life. when i do need to be outside: dark grey, light or no rain, gloomy.

relationship status: ready to jump ship

ice cream flavor of choice: rum raisin/mint chocolate chip/pistachio/praliné

first fandom: fandom as in being obsessed with the media and talking about it with friends at recess? probably batman the animated series (1992). i was harley quinn my bff was the joker and this one white boy in our class was batman. except the plot everyday was us villains "torturing" batman. like we'd have him lay down on benches and pretend he was tied up and we'd fake drop acid on him and chemicals from empty bottles of water. it was all good fun we didnt bully the guy i know how it sounds lol we had notebooks to write back and forth as our characters and we'd chase each other

how many books have you read this year?: 0. i used to be so ashamed but now im like it is what it is. in 2022 i got a kobo and i made myself read 9 books. last year i read 2, then i quit again :/

first 4 words of your last notes app entry: i dont use one i use ✨ paper and pens ✨

and finally, if you had to change your URL tomorrow, what would you change it to?: something unrelated to fandom because i know ill change too often or something related to ian and mickey because i am weak

Tagging anyone who wants to i guess

[seth-burroughs]

I shall never forget the day I discovered you had taken the guy's name. I wanted the man's name for a gimmick blog </3

However you are far cooler than what I was going to do with it so I wasn't too mad. Anyway, keep being cool and awesome or whatever

x3333 well back then 27 years ago when Rain Code came out and I saw Seth appear for the first time I just immediately ran to tumbler to snag it. Was in near disbelief I actually got there before anyone else did since I was under the impression the RC fandom was well. Bigger. But i'll say it's better that way because if there was just a few more dozen people in the tag I believe it would be over. It's so rancid in bigger fandom spaces I don't even want to wonder about what kinda discourse tm would be born in here we already have the "Makoto is a LITERAL MINER if you ship him with Yaoi I will come into your house and reenact 3 guys 1 hammer on your degenerate ass" I don't think I could imagine nor handle anything of a way worse degree not in my frail state...............

Ok I believe I got off topic for a minute well anyway since we were talking about urls. you have mentioned the seth-burroughs url right. Well I got a business proposition to you, yes YOU person who's reading this and currently is in hold of either or both the yomihellsmile and yomi-hellsmile urls I know you're there I can smell your presence don't you walk away now. And I want you to listen carefully, to the message I have prepared for you: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAAE PLEAE PLESAE PLEAE PLEASE PLESSAE PLEASE PLEASE PLSEA LPKELSP PLEASE PLEASE PLESAE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LPLESE PLEASE PLESWE I got the makoyomi and this seth url do y you want them :(((((((( one of you wants the fubuki url right I can beg them on my knees to give it to you if you want I don;t think they're using it anyway but im kinda scared what if they call me a loser can you hold my hand mrs mr sir maam yomi url haver. Ok with that out of the way I completely forgot what I was talking about (it's been 3 whole minutes you cant expect me to remember that far)

And as always I'm so surprised whenever other people say I'm cool like waooowwww.... me?? *that one blushing emoji* I mean I do have my... Thing (gestures) but it's always different when other people actually tell me that than when I think so myself . .. Ok anon I will keep being very awesome I'm gonna do it now I will try my best.............

[nolaraised]

URL  :   heartbare​

SIRE-BOND OR NOT, HOPE MIKAELSON HAS ALWAYS HAD A WAY OF BRINGING HIM BACK TO EARTH. The overwhelming noise and bustle seems to fade in her presence, like they were never even there. His world narrowing down to breaths in sync, the sound of her heartbeat reverbating through his skull.

“No, it’s you. It’s ALWAYS been you.” Ever since he was a little boy, laying eyes on the amazing marvel that is, and always has been, Hope Mikaelson, Henry’s loved her in a way that surpasses all known language, all known thoughts. Just a deep understanding that he would do anything his Hope asked him to do, would lay his life down for hers without a second thought. (She didn’t need a sirebond to order him about, he would follow her into hell and beyond without complaint.)

“As your future husband, it’s my job to remind you that THIS WASN’T YOUR FAULT. It was my choice to turn, my choice not to speak up. You are not responsible for being manipulated, Hope.” Roman Sienna better hope he never sets foot on the same continent as Henry again or he’ll TEAR HIM APART.

He rises to bridge the gap between, arm curling to support her back as a hand reaches up, entangling in the soft locks of her hair. He leans into the touch, turning just enough to place a soft kiss on the inside of her wrist, grey eyes meeting blue. “ And i love you, Hope. I always have, and I always will.”

He mentions being her future husband and it reminds her that she could have taken her own children away.  If she STOPPED to think about it for more than three seconds there would be options running in her mind.  I gave him EVERYTHING that mattered to me.  His hands on her arm as she cried for her mama the days leading up to her death would HAUNT her still.

Her future is now in her control and Hope knows that she will marry this man and give him EVERYTHING that he wants.     Marry me.   Hope thought as his love and admiration washes over her in waves.  The soft kiss to her wrists,  his warmth and it is easy to get lulled into comfort.  She should be comforting him in the fact his life had gotten harder but she can’t.        ❝ I should have KNOWN that he was… ❞      a beat given as she swallows down emotion.        I could have had you a lot sooner.                                ❝ Did you even think about it before asking me? ❞ Hope swallows hard waiting the answer.        Did you THINK about what this meant?   Being a hybrid was a target on his back and hers.  It was a dangerous game and she doesn’t care because it meant she was his and he was hers.  Sometimes,  she hates this because he was not HIMSELF.

HE LOVES HER SO MUCH HIS HEART ACHES WITH IT. His beautiful girl with her blue eyes and kind heart, always worrying about everyone else but herself. (And hadn't that been exactly what Elijah Mikaelson preached? The salvation of her father's soul and the weight of the world on her shoulders.)

"You cant know everything, Hope. He was a damn good liar. It was never your responsibility to protect yourself from him. Dr saltzman should've done his research and NEVER let him in In the first place, let alone anywhere near you." Roman sienna used her and broke her trust in the worst way possible. Saw her as an abomination to be prevented instead of the little girl who healed butterflies just because she could. (Who saw a little boy grieving his mama and knew he needed a friend, even when she had every right not to give a damn.)

"I thought so, before. But.." no amount of mulling it over and considering all the consequences could've prevented him from the reality of what was coming for them, the storm brewing at home, needing only the smallest of nudges to break loose. Even if he had managed to stay in control amidst the overwhelming sounds and sensations, kept it together against the hunger and rage boiling beneath, his very existence was all they needed to point fingers, to justify their needless hatred and gather the vampires against a common enemy.

"I didn't think it would lead to this."

[the-irken-pony]

👨‍🔧 gadgetgabe-unofficial Follow

Gadget Gabe here! Introducing the brand new BoneCruncher! This bad boy can instantly crunch ANY bone in your body! Just put it on your body and crrrrunch!

👨‍🔧 gadgetgabe-unofficial

Gadget Gabe here! I'm unsubscribing all of you from our newsletter you fucking freaks

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🦠 jeffersonsmithsonianseyebrows

Not my coworker screaming top volume at an anomalous customer because her snow cloud made the room like 2 degrees colder I can’t wait to quit this fuckass job

⚫ angelecl--deactivated12032018

op a//no//ma//lo//us *nom*ly etc are slurs, they literally mean "oddity" or "abnormal person". the correct term is "person with ECL".

🦠 jeffersonsmithsonianseyebrows

My friend who self ids as anomalous said ECL was bad though? I don't know the details myself since I'm not one so if someone who is could clear it up I'd appreciate it

🎇 anomnomnomaly Follow

Ffs E/C/L IS A EUGENICS TERM. IT STANDS FOR “ELEVATED CHAOS LEVELS” AND IS SPECIFICALLY USED TO MAKE US SOUND DANGEROUS TO JUSTIFY OUR "CONTAINMENT".

🦓 speeeeeps Follow

wait isn't angelecl notorious for being aggressively anti-voluntarian?

🎇 anomnomnomaly

Yes they literally call voluntarians "voluntraitors" and even started a harassment campaign against a 16yo anomaly for posting voluntarian positivity so that tells you everything you need to know about them.

👾 crunched--icecream Follow

It's always anti-voluntarians saying this shit lmaooo

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🥪 sold-to-sandwich-city Follow

walks up to the toppat clans secret base and they let me in because im wearing a tphat and theyre a bunch of dumbasses who cant tell the difference btwn an actual member and some rando wearing a tophat

🥪 sold-to-sandwich-city

fuck it if this gets 1000 notes ill try this to see if itll actually work

🥪 sold-to-sandwich-city

okay fuck guess were actually doing this. okay

🥪 sold-to-sandwich-city

holy sshit holy fukcign shit they actualy letm e in lmaoooo

🥪 sold-to-sandwich-city

everyone is armed i hope no one fucking shoots me

🥪 sold-to-sandwich-city

oh i picked a bad time to try this

🥪 sold-to-sandwich-city

IM IN OUTER FUCKING SPACE?????????????????

🥪 sold-to-sandwich-city

since you people dont believe me

🌚 smilingshooop Follow

OH MY GOD

🌞 dayshoop-nightdawhoop Follow

Always reblog

🧙‍♀️ anomalesbian Follow

op any updates????

🥪 sold-to-sandwich-city

yeah they found out i didnt belong there bc they did a role call of all their members and found out that i wasnt on the list so i explained that i snuck into the clan for an internet joke but a bunch of ppl said i was super helpful during the govt raid or w/e (yeah the govt tried to stop them (us?)) sothey let me go with just a warning not to leak any of their secret info online

also they gave me a business card to call them for help for being a good toppat even though im not a toppat

💎 returnthetunisiandiamond Follow

This was a wild ride from start to finish

🦓 speeeeeps Follow

op should change their url to sold-to-the-toppat-clan

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🐱‍�� stickpageofficial-deactivated01012020

Just realized I haven't heard about that Henry Stickmin guy in a while what happened to him

🔮 lsdfkfhsdklfhskfjh3820937 Follow

idk I thought the govt got to him or smth? didn't hear what happened after that but there's like four different rumors floating around and I haven't bothered to figure out which of them is true

🚛 tedddddd Follow

Wait is it Stickmin or Stickman? I could've sworn it was Stickman.

🖇 involuntarianyourwalls Follow

It's Henry StickmAn, StickmIn makes no sense lmao

🎠 slalami6 Follow

sorry I live under a rock who is henry stickman

🔮 lsdfkfhsdklfhskfjh3820937

Who isn't Henry Stickman

⚪ stickminheritage

Henry Stickman Heritage Post

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👨‍🔧 gadgetgabe-unofficial Follow

Hey I just got an email from the actual Gadget Gabe telling me that if I didn't specify that I'm not actually associated with him he'd fuse me to a tree?? So uhhhhh url change?

👨‍🔧 gadgetgabe-unofficial

Idk man I think you can defend your brand integrity without turning people into fucking trees about it

💤 needanewjob Follow

Gadget Gabe isn't even an actual gadgeteer, he's a reviewer, also his products all suck ass anyways

🚛 tedddddd Follow

Yikes, and I was considering buying the Leafmöde he reviewed like two weeks ago. Guess I dodged a bullet.

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💖 anomaly-affirmations

Here's to the anomalies that can body fuse

To the anomalies that can body fuse but have no one to fuse with

To the anomalies that can body fuse but don't want to

To the anomalies that body fuse only sometimes

To the anomalies that stay fused full time

To the anomalies that can't fuse because it's not safe

To the anomalies that body fuse casually

To the anomalies that body fuse as a form of intimacy

Body fusion is one of the most visible types of voluntary abilities but that doesn't make it bad! You aren't a "threat" to other anomalies, or anyone, just because you can fuse!

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🌚 smilingshooop Follow

yaoi

🎧 comictoppat Follow

hi, toppat here, i showed this to my boss and he laughed so hard that his right hand man heard him from the other room and got concerned

🌚 smilingshooop

Toppat Clan-approved yaoi post

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Beautiful

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🦠 jeffersonsmithsonianseyebrows

Thanks man I'll just put this with the rest of them who fucking cares anymore

🦓 speeeeeps Follow

op how in gods name are you still breathing

👬 tpptbisexual Follow

10 bucks says op is from Arizona

🦠 jeffersonsmithsonianseyebrows

What was your first hint

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What do you think THSCverse tumblr would be like

[solivcgant]

slaps my url and a cookie down

SEND A URL AND I WILL ANSWER THE FOLLOWING;

Do I Follow Them?: yes, more supernatural muses to remind eiji his life is anything but mundane

Why Did I Follow Them?: i cant remember ouo but i do remember seeing your return post recently and naturally had to supports 

Do We Role Play?: yes, but we can always rp more now that eiji knows doris is a cafe owner who games

Do I Want To Role Play With Them: of course! soon eiji will go annoy both doris and lilim 

An AU Idea For Our Muses: stealing from your wanted plots you posted a while back, but it stuck with me heh. i'm not sure of all the details yet-- but eiji is very protective uvu;; so naturally he will do his best to protect in anyway he can.. and then if he does do something that gets him hurt doris (or lilim) can show off their powers and kick butt. ψ( ` ∇ ´ )ψ showing eiji magic exists and that they don't need someone to protect them uvu #selfsustainingladies

A Song For Our Muses: 「magic」 - mrs. green apple. perhaps i cheated.. but the song fits.. and the title does too. heh. but i feel doris would use her magic just to make days in the cafe more exciting once she's able to share. いいよ もっともっと良いように, いっそ楽しもう Magicで日々を

Do I Ship Our Muses?: cries. i think we'll have to see how the chemistry with eiji flows first ouo for now he's just that random cafe customer who plays games cries.

What I Think About The Mun: i am happy to see you return! we haven't spoken very much oof since your return, but that's okay. it's still nice seeing a familiar url on the dash. i do like how your writing clearing differentiates between doris and lilim! i think finding your muses voice especially on multiuse is rough. but you fond a good balance! i hope we can talk more ooc soon and plot or just throw our muses at each other to see what they get into next.

Overall Opinion: a good dual-muse blog, both muses are complete opposites but still very fun to interact with. or in my case read interactions bc i haven't reached out as much as i should-- i think its a fun take on 'hiding' their identities while acting as regular humans for our interactions. bc we all know doris could tell eiji she is an archdevil, and he'd go 'in your graveyard game--?'

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[faemen]

look i cant even explain to you why i dont like childe. i havent finished his quests or anything related to him because i am avoiding them but thats not the point BUT anyways he's sus AND a ginger AND grgrgrgrgrgrgrgr