#// all of you are so nice aaaaaa

[ramsei501st]

a summer (college) laika kids piece i was chipping away at all week :') inspired by all the love yall gave that last kubo drawing i did and also @kittarts coraline and wybie designs. i love them ur honor

also for no reason coraline's drink is ube boba, kubo's is thai tea with cream foam, and wybie's is hojicha black sesame

i have had all these drinks and theyre all fire

[otomehonyaku]

DIABOLIK LOVERS More,Blood Stellaworth Complete Set Tokuten Short Stories ☽ Ayato ver.

Original title: DIABOLIK LOVERS MORE,BLOOD ステラワース全巻連動購入特典ショートストーリ English translation by @otomehonyaku Scans can be found here (courtesy of @karleksmumskladdkaka!)

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SUMMARY | This short story provides a slice of Ayato and Yui's daily life after the events of More,Blood. Yui tells off Ayato when he asks her to prepare takoyaki for him, so he resolves to make it himself out of spite. Chaos ensues...

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Please do not reuse or repost my translations elsewhere or translate my work into other languages without my permission.

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“Tch… this is harder than I thought…”

As soon as I’d spat out the words, smoke started rising from the searing hot teppan (1) in front of me.

“It’s burning…?! Shit! How’d that happen?!”

I went over to the sink, getting increasingly irritated, and turned on the tap to fill a nearby cup with water. By that point, smoke was billowing up from the steel plate. It was then, when I reached over to throw the water onto the pan, that…

“Ayato! Stop, you shouldn’t do that!”

“The fuck?!”

“S-sorry… I didn’t mean to…”

“You’re the one who told me to make it myself, right?! Right?” I threatened, looming over her. Her lip quivered while she apologised, her voice small.  

It had all started a mere ten minutes ago.

I’d just been craving takoyaki before bed. I woke up Pancake, who’d already been fast asleep, and pestered her to make it for me. However, of all the things she could’ve done, she flat-out told me I should be able to make such a simple dish myself.

Well, she ain’t wrong, I’d briefly thought—and yet her blunt statement had really pissed me off. It made me want to put her in her place. 

Then, another thought suddenly occurred to me. I wanted to prove to her that I could, in fact, make takoyaki myself.

And so, in a petty attempt at retaliation, I’d decided to actually prepare the takoyaki on my own. But to think the same person who told me to do so would still be poking her nose into my business…

“I’m sorry, I think I should make the takoyaki after all.” 

“What?!”

Pancake sounded exasperated when she reached over to take the metal skewers from my hands and stood in front of the takoyaki machine.

“The fuck’re you doin’? Then why’d you tell me to make it myself?! Besides, they’re almost done already, so…” I grumbled while Pancake narrowed her eyes at me from over her shoulder.

“...I thought you would repetitively refuse to make it yourself, so…”

“What?”

“So I’d figured you’d go to great lengths to make me do it!” she said, somehow quite angrily.

“So what, huh? I tried to make you do it but you didn’t in the end. Why’re you yappin’ like it’s not in your favour?”

“...Come on! It’s… because… I wanted you to ask me, Ayato…”

“Huh?”

“Well… I felt a bit irritated because you woke me up out of the blue, but… you know, I actually find it… kind of… cute when you come to me asking to prepare takoyaki for you, Ayato…” Pancake’s face turned bright red—all the way to her ears—when she said it.

“W-what’s… cute…? The fuck?! Are you out of your mind?” My voice almost betrayed me.

“I’m not! Come on, Ayato…! Why did you choose to actually make it yourself this time…?” Pancake mumbled, skillfully turning over the takoyaki. 

I’d thought the takoyaki had been burning, but it turned out not to be so bad after all.

What she said made me feel like I had been a bit unreasonable. I swallowed hard. 

“Uh… anyway! I’m always fine with making takoyaki for you, okay…?!”

“Ugh… I-I don’t understand you, woman!” I retorted. 

In all honesty, I just didn’t know how to deal with being thrown off-balance this way. 

The takoyaki turned out to be… so bad that they were inedible. I must’ve messed up the ingredients somehow. In the end, it seemed like there was no other way than to let Pancake make takoyaki for me from now on, no matter how much she got on my nerves.

Well, I guessed it couldn’t be helped.

Still, though… the next time she calls me cute, I’ll drain her to the last drop!

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(1) 鉄板（てっぱん）: A teppan is a steel plate, usually in the middle of a table, on which dishes are either prepared by a chef (in a teppanyaki restaurant) or by yourself (in good company!)

[articskele]

So guess who just watched The Perfect Pear for the first time in forever and had to do a double take at the nickname buttercup and they're so sweet adndsbfsdhfbs

[ayyponine]

not to be a milennial but harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban really is that bitch....

[deus-ex-mona]

such is the tale of a ✨chronically online hypocrite✨

[b0nelessdoodles]

Cannot WAIT to stick these little guys in places aaaa

@groovyfrog420 I'm obsessed with these thank you

[theircurse]

Me @ my mutuals.

[anotherfandomtrash]

Soooooooo, out of curiosity I've tried to draw some girls from WaP by their actual descriptions from the book. The art itself without any text is under the cut

[vonlipvig]

i don't know how to feel about my current predicament

[abstrekt]

your art is so good bestie I'm crying. you are fulfilling an essential role in the star trek ecosystem ty for your service

hi i think i love you

[hecksupremechips]

Constantly torn between writing a character to be just a nice guy and writing that character to be the most fucked up creature in existence

[comfymoth]

I fucking love your art style dude it fills me with a mighty need! I don't know what that need is but it's there! Have a nice day.

ahdkdj thank you so much!!! i appreciate it man, you have a nice day too!!

[cannibalisticskittles]

i know that when i've been riffing on a fic exploring some of amity and astarion's dynamic in act one i've been focusing on amity being bashful and taken aback, and trying to be polite and tactful while navigating his advances, but i think that's only gonna last so long. depending on how things go, it might reach a point where amity is too wound up by the pressures of Everything, and maybe also too wounded and tired, to muster the energy it requires to be tactful and she just gets real blunt

like in response to that 'on my honor, the only thing on my mind is depraved, carnal lust' line her brain just. fucking breaks.

"hmm. okay. why. why? why with me. do you want something from me? are you trying to get something from me? what's going on. why are you doing this. there is no possible way i would be your first choice for this, we are -- surrounded by devastatingly attractive people, including you, and notably not including me, and i am aware of that and it's fine. it is fine. i know this. but still you are -- complimenting me. pursuing me. why. what do you get."

no guarantees she'd actually get to that point, or that even if she did, she'd feel emboldened enough to say all that. she's got an exceptionally high tolerance for bullshit.

she might also get to a similarly blunt point in one of her many Exceptionally, Deliriously Sleepy times, tho that would probably be a bit less incensed. something simple like, "hey, why do you waste your time on me? not, like, the blood-drinking, i get that. although i really think that at this point, wyll has warmed up to you enough that he might let you bite him. but i mean. everything else. the compliments. the attention. why?"

and then she passes the fuck out before getting an answer

[frozenambiguity]

«I believe a change was long overdue, no?~ It feels rather enjoyable to pamper yourself, after all. Altering one's style or appearance is a way of keeping things fresh and interesting».

[skyward-floored]

Oma holy guacamole this is FANTASTIC

I’m??? The pose and the way Hyrule is clutching Sky and the (sweat? tears??) on his face and the LIGHTNING. HOLY COW.

This is amazing, thank you so much!!

⚡️THUNDER⚡️

@skyward-floored for you! You said you wanted Sky or Hyrule to feel pain, right?? Well, I hope this does something for you😈😉

Sorry this took so long, I've had so many ideas but so little time and, honestly, motivation lol

[tousakamis]

i know i just rbed a post about this and i had a nonsensical rant in the notes about it but i seriously need this 'hater' culture online to die out in a fucking fire because the amount of unjustified cruelty that we're expected to just accept and laugh along with online is fucking insane