#// aaaaaand here comes Dat Boy

[tsuki-sennin]

With Tycoon back in the game, this presents us with an interesting question for future episodes: "How long can Keiwa play by the rules?" His and Neon's sudden reintroductions to the DGP seem to set the stage for a grand status quo shift, doubly so when paired with the staff actively going against Geats and the steadily growing prominence of Jyamato's gardener Archimedel. ...great name, by the way.

I hear there's a new Buckle introduced this episode! ...so soon after Slot Fever, kinda odd but okay!

-Well of course he won, you guys didn't exactly sabotage him in the smartest way. Besides, no way he was gonna die with a kid relying on him for protection.

-Undefeated Ace.

-"Why doesn't Grandpa Game Master like me, I do what he tells me to :("

-Like an episode of Boundary Break, Ace is peeking behind the curtains and loading zones to see where all the spawns and events are stored.

-Awwww, Tsumuri-neesan does care :)

-Okaaaay!

-Shaddap Win, jnmljmhb

-Hello, Archimedel! I really like your Jyamato Rider Troops, they're really cool.

-Ace, you sly fox! Trying to get yourself a date so soon?

-Soba...

-Ayyy, Keiwa!

-He's got a jorb!

-Who dat?

-Free Core!

-Hello, Naoto. I... forgot your first name Mr. Kurama, but you're always gonna be TimeFire to me, so.

-Aaaaaand off Neon goes!

-Michinaga too!

-Ah yep, it's game time!

-Jesus, aren't you a smol one?

-Aaaaand here comes Punkjack with the jump.

-Jurapira!

-Don't gotta say Henshin there.

-Got robbed by a little girl. Good job, Hareruya!

-"Wow, you're shit at sabotage, huh bear boy?"

-Driverless behavior.

-M

-Musical chairs.

-So, does the girl just... exist as a member of the Jyamato?

-I'm gonna be real with you, Tsumuri, it kinda seems like these games are just being made up on the spot.

-...I mean, they might be!

-"You're only getting so far ahead because your dad is the admin! And as a mod, I am very angry about this bias!"

-Are you that thirsty for Tsumuri, Win?

-Reeeeeeed hat.

-Awwww, Neon-san :)

-Catch!

-Riders should help each other out!

-Good job, you guys!

-Hot damn!

-Love these untransformed fight scenes, love them.

-Michinaga says "Where the FUCK is that kid?", whereas Ace says "Now, how can I find that little lady?"

-Welp, if you say it like that, it was nice knowing you, Punkjack.

-Best laid schemes of mice and men, they say.

-"Fine, help me, I don't even care!"

-Sick ninja beats.

-Yeah, this episode's really been spiling me.

-Oh?

-Who're you?

-Jet!?

-Jetto, Jetto, Jettoman?

-Oh!

-Ohhhh, hacked item.

-"Can I like... rent your driver for the rest of the episode? I'll give you all my rare drops for it."

-KEIWA MY DUDE

-Great!

-Ready!

-Fight!

-Ohhhhhhh, theme song time

-OHHHH SWORD

-One buckle at a time, huh?

-Hot damn, that's good!

-Love Rider Swords, love them, love them.

-Twin Set!

-Take Off, Complete! Jet and Cannon!

-Ready, Fight!

-Hooooly shit, that's a cool suit.

-Now this feels more like a proper first upgrade!

-Daaaaaamn, those cannons!

-Too much even for you, huh Ace?

-Pawn it off on Keiwa then, gotcha!

-To be fair, he'd absolutely want a crack at it too.

-"The players aren't respecting my DM authority."

-Purajira.

-Ahhhhh, the ID Cores make the Rider. ...y'know, obvious

-WHOOAAAAA THAT SUIT

-GIROLI WHAT THE FUCK, YOU HAD SUCH A COOL RIDER FORM THIS WHOLE TIME

-AND YOU NEVER TOLD US?

-smh, I thought we were friends.

-Giroli... Girori, meaning "glaring"... That's where Glare, of course, comes from. Kinda gives me Para-DX energy with this name.

-Where'd you even get that, though? I mean, I expected you to be able to bend DGP rules a bit, but this?

-Did you make that yourself, or did you have that commissioned?

-No, better question, when am I gonna see Tsumuri throw down? Kamen Rider Blink. Her name comes from "Tsumuru", "close one's eyes", so it'd make sense if that were here Rider name. In the fairly likely event that Toei doesn't let her kick ass, that's gonna be the universe I live in.

-...y'know, unlike the Tsuki who talks endlessly about Kamen Rider Shinobi, that's another another universe.

-Right, so. That totally threw me for a loop, but I very much enjoyed this episode! Can't wait for shit to get real soon, that'll be very fun to watch. Until then, I'm gonna take a little power nap, yeah? Have fun now, drive safe, don't get eaten in the Mirror World, don't eat suspicious fruits, all that jazz.

[baronaliswritingcorner]

Tales of Symphonia Stray Thoughts #8: Tower of Salvation/Triet Base

Alright, the end of the first act is imminent -- this'll be a big'un. Let's do this thang!

-Kratos: I will ride on the same dragon as the Chosen. Protecting her...is my job.

Raine: 🤔

(Should've listened to your intuition there, Professor)

-Lloyd: Where are Colette and the others?

Singular noun, Lloyd! Unless Noishe fit on Kratos's dragon somehow.

-The endless spiral of floating coffins is a chilling sight that stays with players, but I've always wondered how it works -- do they just...stuff the body in a coffin and dump it into the ether? Who would "they" be? What even is that green space? Fantasy RPGs, man. How do they work?

-Annnnnnnd here comes the scene. We all saw Colette's inevitable (?) death coming, but hoo boy, are there more twists 'a-coming! You have Remiel just casually dropping "Oh, yeah, the World Regeneration shtick? It's just to revive the Goddess." More thoughts on that in a bit.

And--ooh--

-Lloyd: "Your friends who love you...and your family and--...and me...we'll all be sad."

And ME, he says. Feel dat Colloyd.

-As seen above, bear all the maudlin tragedy and teen heartbreak is ruined by goofy costumes. I regret nothing.

-Remiel: "The sacrifice of one single person, the Chsoen, will save the world. Are you saying you'd just the sweetest little thing over the entire world?"

A question that'll haunt Lloyd throughout the game...

-"Now, Colette. Come join your father."

Man, whatta dick.

-"My daughter? Don't make me laugh."

I forget if I mentioned this before, but that little revelation really *does* come outta nowhere at the beginning. I guess I could talk about how it kinda doesn't work, but gee, imagine the willpower it must've took to just laugh that off. Uh, props to your theater, Remiel.

-MAGIC TEENAGE TELEPATHY HEARTBREAK 😭😭😭😭

LOOK THEY'RE JUST...HOLDING HANDS. AND YOU CAN SEE HOW THE OTHER THREE ARE JUST ABOUT TO CRY AND LLOYD'S BEATING HIMSELF UP WHILE HE'S WEARING THESE BIG GOOFY FLIPPERS AND SHE DOESN'T CARE AND OH NO SHE'S FLOATING AWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

"Colette learned Judgement."

oh, uh, guess she'll be okay.

-Lloyd: "Cruxis, the Angels, the Goddess Martel...it's all a big lie, isn't it?!"

Mmm! I dunno about this one; Lloyd definitely knows something's up with Martel's revival, but the pieces aren't all quite there yet -- this is a line for the Triet Base when Yuan explains everything.

-...why does Remiel attack them right then, anyway? He could've just zoomed up to Derris-Kharlan while Lloyd was protesting -- it's not like he forcibly resisting, although...man, I would've liked to see that. Imagine that! Sheer, raw Colloyd in desperately taking back Colette even after she's gone...the angst!

-BEAT THE ANGEL AWWWWWWWWWW YEAH

-ngl that Kratos twist had me fall off my seat back in the day lol

(By the way, did you notice the PS2 version -- and, by association, all the modern ports -- introduce Kratos's theme here? It's just silent here. I wonder which one I prefer.)

-OOOOOHHH STARTING OUT STRONG WITH LEARNING PSI TEMPEST AND

-aight let's see if I can win this

wait

how would Lloyd know what psi means

what does that have do with tempest even

-aaaaaand i'm ded

With how quickly Kratos can chain attacks, it's vital you make sure he doesn't get near your spellcasters. Easier said than done, of course, but if you can't wiggle your way out with Tempest -- in my case, because I drained myself of TP -- then it's all over.

-I never noticed the soles of Lloyd's flippers had those little indents until just now

-yggdrasill is so FABULOUUUUUUUUUUSSSSS also im ded again

-...does Yggdrasill really need to fling around the Eternal Sword? Guess the guy needs to flex now and then.

Also, man, feel Kratos's helplessness there.

-Renegades: QUICK LET US RUN UP FRONT JUST TO BE VAPORIZED

-...so whose room is that in the Triet base. like, there's beds and everything.

Yuan's room? They just let their captives chill out where all his embarrassing photos of PDA with Martel could just be lying around? Yeesh.

-Oh yeah I remember when I thought this game made up the word "Renegades" and then came across a truck called that like a month later lmao

-"Cruxis, holy beings worshipped by the Church of Martel, and the Desians may in fact be the same organization."

I was about to say it's a little *too* convenient Raine figured out all that out, but Yggdrasill himself let that little fact slip. Whoops.

-look at botta fidget like that. maybe his thigh itches

-Botta: "Some of the Desians, as well as Cruxis and ourselves, are half-elves."

(Not to mention the whole "persecuted race becomes the persecutor" deal is another can of worms in itself, but we'll get to that in a later post.)

Mmmm! Hold on, that doesn't...quuuuuuuite work with how the whole "half-elves were persecuted and were manipulated into taking revenge on enslaving their persecutors" deal now, does it? As far as the Renegades go, elves/half-elves seem to be more "in the know" about whatever's going on behind the scenes, so it'd make sense they'd largely constitute of half-elves too. "Most" would make more sense, I suppose, but it's a weird line all the same!

-Raine: "They send oracles to those of the mana lineage and control their marriages to create Chosens who become the vessel. It seems meaninglessly drawn out and complicated."

This sort of observation wouldn't have been possible had she not considered it beforehand; in other hands, perhaps the convoluted lineage had crossed Raine's mind while in Iselia? Very fun to imagine the pieces clicking together for her here.

-was yuan seriously just gonna walk away there

like, yeah, forget the whole plan to use lloyd's exsphere and take down cruxis -- just leave the room because genis said something stupid

-i always thought yuan's upper lip kinda looks like a moustache

(Can't unsee now! Bwahaha)

-lol I like how everyone just...willingly clusters together just to entrap themselves from the ambush. Ah, Gamecube limitations.

-...I mean, I guess they couldn't have known about the mana link theory at the time, but boy it's pretty stupid they just decide to attack Lloyd like that rather than, I dunno, manipulate him into using his exsphere or w/e.

-FLIPPER KIIIIIIIIIIIICK

-"In other words, that means she doesn't have a body."

...but isn't she chilling in the great seed or whatever. how does that work anyway

...yeah, we'll get back to this.

-Raine: "I'm curious about that myself. Perhaps those corpses lined up in the Tower of Salvation were..."

Oh, wait, there's one explanation for the Tower of Salvation coffins. I mean...I guess that doesn't quite line up with the number of successful Sylvarant chosen (Seven? Eight? I can never remember), but that works!

...but geez, imagine: you complete the journey, lose your consciousness, travel to another planet, tested incompatible with Martel's vessel, and get dumped like yesterday's garbage to float around for eternity.

I always wondered about that. Man. Treated as the savior your life only to accomplish nothing at all.

-Sheena: My understanding is that you can travel to Tethe’alla by passing through a distortion in space. As far as I know, crafts called Rheairds are the only things that can do that.

Her wording here's weird because she makes it sound like she never...actually crossed through. Despite everything. Girl. Where's your Rheaird.

(Actually, hmm, it's not like the Renegades just fly around on those things either -- they'd get caught in no time. Maybe they have teleportation devices in their bases? But then wouldn't Sheena know the location of their Tethe'alla base or...ah, clearly I've put more thought into this than the developers.)

-listen to how Genis's VA phoned in his scream there

Hoooold up -- I always wanted to ask: how do they know about summon spirits that don't dwell in Sylvarant? Their seals aren't over there, so...

-Genis: Then all we have to do is have Sheena summon Volt, right?

-Speaking of thinking two much, two Towers of Salvation and two Holy Grounds of Kharlan. Or one. Which are in the same place. Or not. I dunno. You just roll with it.

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That was a lot! Whew. See ya next time.

[determineddaredevil-a]

Stomp, stomp, stomp, crunch. The human child skips and leaps through the Waterfall, not as lighthearted as they’d want to, but not as down as they could be, so it is progress. Stomp, stomp, splosh. Splosh, splosh, splosh. Drops fly everywhere, and the puddles ripple and wrinkle beneath their feet.

It is almost like a dance.

Dance, as they run across the stones and ground. Dance, as they find the old tutu and put it on. Dance as they talk, and dance as they fight, and dance as they die, too, but not too often. It is hard enough without the constant reloads. I look another way when there is blood, and Riskie does not ask me about it.

Maybe they finally got some tact. Maybe they simply know better than that.

Dance! Stomp, stomp, stomp, go their feet. Stomp, splosh! Right into the puddle, and then again, and once more! Splosh! Splosh, splosh, splosh.

Then they run into Sans, and the dance is ruined. As always, Riskie feels guilty and sad, and as always, they try to mask it with unnecessary violence. Sans certainly does not anticipate that sudden push to his middle. He does not appreciate it, as well. Few people like being punched in their ribs out of nowhere when they are trying to mind their own business and their own telescopes.

“hey! that’s what i get after treating you to the finest food in the underground?” he says, chuckling, but he takes a step back and his arms come up to cover the spot where the blow landed. There was no killing intent to that, and no damage is dealt, but hey, a fist to your chest still hurts.

Riskie scoffs at him.

[ MEAN BEAN ], they sign, knowing well that he will understand them. [ BUTT HEAD. JOKE. WEIRD. CREEP. STINKER. FART. MEAN. MEAN, MEAN, MEAN.]

And just like that, they run off, leaving Sans to wonder what that was. As they leave the room, they hear him make a little incredulous laugh. Laughing it off, huh? Cannot blame him for that. I would laugh it off, too.

So, what was it? I ask once we are out of his sight (though probably not out of his mind, given the circumstances).

[ I AM NOT MAD ], Riskie signs to me without a visible connection. I have to think for a minute.

Then why did you do that?

[ BECAUSE I WAS MAD BACK THEN. ]

That’s... logical. I roll my eyes. He is not at fault here.

[ HE IS. A BIT ], Riskie tells me. They have a sour face. [ MAYBE IF HE KEPT HIS PROMISE, I WOULD NOT DIE SO MUCH. MAYBE WE WOULD NOT DIE AT ALL. MAYBE WE WOULD NOT RESET. ]

You cannot know that, I say. I share their sentiment, actually, but someone’s got to play the devil’s advocate. Besides, he does not seem strong enough to fight off everyone that goes your way. Especially not some humans. And it was your idea not to tell anyone about leaving that morning, remember?

Riskie stares at me with confused eyes. [ NOT YOURS? ]

No, no. I snort. How could it be? Your memory must be fuzzy from the Reset. Anyway, how could he know that he had to protect you if he believed you to be perfectly safe and sound for the time being?

Riskie nods a bit hesitantly. They still want to be angry, though, so they start stomping extra hard as they walk down the corridors. Stomp! their feet go, now. Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!

You have a red eye, I notice suddenly. Have you even looked into the telescope?

[ NO! ] They make no move to wipe it off. Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!

...Stomp?

They stop abruptly. The puddles beneath their feet grow still like mirrors once again. Quiet melodies of Waterfall turn into background hum and die down. The whole world holds its breath.

“...what is that?” they ask me aloud, for some reason.

No idea, I say honestly. I have never seen it here before. Maybe it’s the new addition?

“Maybe?” they echo. Their face is scrunched with thought, red paint drying off around their squinted eye. “What can it be for? I mean... it’s not like people just run around sticking doors to walls!” They giggle at their own words, then pause. “...right?”

Perhaps... there is a new room behind it? I say. Riskie’s eyes brighten up. A new passage? Another location we have not seen yet? Who knows what secrets lie there...

“Let’s. Get. In”, they breathe out before grabbing the grey door’s handle like a lifesaver. I snort. Curiosity coupled with Determination is a weird concoction, definitely.

The door opens with little difficulty. What we see is very... anticlimactic. The room is small, square, white, completely empty. Riskie hums, slowly walking forward. Their steps make small clinking sounds on the floor of indeterminable texture. Tile? Marble? Glass?

It does not look like either. It’s more of an... abstract notion of a floor than of a real one. Just like the walls are just... walls. There is no concreteness to them.

[ NOT MUCH ], Riskie signs. They adjust their swearer self-consciously. [ ...CREEPY. ]

Yeah. I shiver. So quiet... It’s almost as if the room ate up all sounds and melodies from the outside. Even the sound of Riskie’s breathing and steps fade into static. Let’s get out of here. There’s not much to explore here, anyway.

[ ...YEAH. LET’S. ]

Behind our backs, the door closes with a soft click.

Riskie gasps and rushes to it - but there is no handle from this side. They push it with all their might, then try pulling it with their nails. No avail. It appears closed.

Something breaks the whiteness of the room. I turn around.

Oh.

You... may want to see that, I say. My voice must be really wrong, because Riskie turns around in a blink, puffing up and trying to look bigger than they are. They still have their stick with them. We both remember that.

In front of us, there is a single monster. They are tall, black, shapeless; with two lifeless armless palms at their sides and a lifeless cracked mask for their face. Riskie presses their back into the door, trying to remember how to breathe.

The monster looks at them.

Wait.

The monster looks at me, too. Right into the eyes. I swallow despite having no throat.

The monster smiles.

"✋❄ ✋💧 ☠✋👍☜ ❄⚐ ☞✋☠✌☹☹✡ 💣☜☜❄ ✡⚐🕆📬📬📬 ✋ ☟✌✞☜ 👌☜☜☠ 🕈✌✋❄✋☠☝ ☞⚐☼ ❄☟✋💧 💣☜☜❄✋☠☝ ❄⚐ ☟✌🏱🏱☜☠ ☞⚐☼ ✌ ✞☜☼✡📪 ✞☜☼✡ ☹⚐☠☝ ❄✋💣☜📬✌☟📬 👎⚐ ☠⚐❄ 👌☜ 💧👍✌☼☜👎 ⚐☞ 💣☜📪 👍☟✋☹👎☼☜☠📬 ☜☹☹⚐📬 ☠✌💣☜ ✋💧 🕈📬👎📬☝✌💧❄☜☼📬”

[tomtenadia]

Island Dreams - Chapter 9

Aaaaaand chapter 9 is here.

Aelin and Lysandra have a very interesting conversation.

Aelin and Rowan have a fun day at work and their relationship evolves a bit more.

Elias does not have the brightest of the moments... but hey, the poor man is competing against Rowan. I'd be nervous as well if I were him.

A couple of things about updates. Chapter 10 is faaaaaaar from being completed So I highly doubt I will update tomorrow. I am coming back home late from work so it will be Wednesday. Also, I ran out of the chapter I wrote quite easily at the beginning (That's why the speedy updates) so I will post a bit slower, but don't worry. I want to keep posting regularly.

Well, that's all the announcements.

Happy reading <3

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After the bad storm the town was slowly returning to normality. The emergency services had worked non stop to fix the power cut and to re establish the phone lines. Rowan had decided to open a bit later that day since he was still helping out his aunt to clear up her place and gave Aelin the morning off. Knowing that it was Friday and that Lysandra was off work, she decided to give her a call. She hadn’t heard from her in a while and she missed her friend. “Hey stranger,’ said Aelin in greeting “Do you still remember me now that you have a boyfriend?” “Always. Aedion still does not know that he is the third wheel and that you are my only love.” “I miss you.” Aelin confessed and Lysandra picked up her sad tone immediately. “Un-oh what happened?” “Remember when I told you that I had not yet found a sexy Scottish guy?”

Lysandra laughed. Her friend had been teasing her non stop about that. “Yes. Forget the asshole down here and get a move on.” “I lied.” Aelin took a breath “I have two.” Over the phone she heard Lysandra gasp loudly “Tell me everything.” Aelin started pacing around the living room. “Scottish man number one is called Elias. He is mr Nice Guy. He is sweet, intelligent, funny and let’s not forget good looking.” She could just imagine her friend reaction on the other side of the phone. Lysandra was probably on the couch, her legs on the coffee table and a notebook in her hands to take notes about her love life. “Did you have sex with him?” Lysandra could not contain her excitement. “No, Lys!!” “Just asking… why not? Especially if he is so hot.” Aelin stopped in front of the window staring outside and mulling over an explanation. “Because of Rowan.” “Ah… let me guess, he is Scottish man number two.” Aelin sighed and Lysandra took the sound as a yes. “Ok, what’s his deal?” She could ear her friend munching on something. Sweeties of some kind, she bet. Aelin picked up pacing again “We… we had a very bumpy start. He basically hated me, but we are on the mend.” She picked up the last book she took home from the shop. “Sure. Sure. Is he sexy as well?” “He is… so handsome that it hurts. He has silver hair and the most amazing green eyes I have seen in my life.” She closed her eyes for a second and pictured his face and a timid smile appeared on her face. “Silver as in grey? Damn, is he old? Are you contemplating a May-September romance?” “No. His hair is silverish and is as old as me.” “Sexy.” Commented Lysandra laughing. “He has a bookstore and I work at his shop.” She confessed in the end and waited for Lysandra. “You do not.” “I do.” “So extra sexy bonus.” A massive extra bonus. Not only he was extremely attractive physically. She was drawn to him intellectually as well and that was a turn on. They could talk about books for hours, something she had never been able to do with Chaol as he read the only genre of books she hated: crime. “But things are complicated. He has baggage too.” And she knew that was just an excuse to justify her indecision. “Who doesn’t, Aelin. Especially if he is close to you age. What do you expect? If he is as hot as you say, of course he has been with other women.” Aelin sighed again “It’s more complicated than that.” “And I assume you can’t choose.” Lysandra was always spot on. “I… Lys damn…” she felt so frustrated by the situation. “Let it go, darling.” “Elias… is easy to be with. He is aloof. He has baggage as well but he laughs about it. There is very little drama with him. He makes me laugh and he is caring.” “But?” “We kissed but.… it felt wrong. The kiss was good but it just felt wrong.” She had thought about it for a while. Being with him had been easy. Their adventures had been fun and when he was nice to her and it was okay but it never felt fully right. “And what about Rowan.” “I am not sure where we stand. We are both stuck, but when I am with him I feel things, emotions that not even Chaol gave me. He feels right, Lys.” “Have you smooched?” “No. We held each other, he kissed my head. He gave me his hoodie.” She felt like a schoolgirl at her first experience. But maybe there were some advantages to going slow. “I think I have feelings for him. Big damn scary feelings.” “How big?” “I want to kiss him. Badly. Run my hand through his hair. And his arse, Lys… damn that man has the most amazing arse ever.” Lysandra laughed “What about his hands?” “Let’s just say that I want them to do the most despicable things to me.” Lysandra laughed hard in Aelin’s ear “someone is really horny. And Elias does not make you feel like this?” Aelin closed her eyes for a moment and thought about the times they kissed and although the kisses had been good, they had not awakened the same fire. “Nope. I like him but no… not even a spark.” “You want Rowan, Aelin. This is quite clear.” And Aelin knew Lysandra was right. “I don’t want to hurt Elias. He has been nothing but nice to me.” “Ae, you can’t keep them both. From what you told me it sounds like you like Rowan more, but I can’t be the one telling you what to do. You are there and have to decide. Whichever way you go one is going to suffer.” She missed her friend deeply. Lys had always helped her when she was in trouble with something. They were good at brainstorming and Lys had the power to show her what she didn’t want to see. “There is a reason why I always ask you when it comes to men.” Lysandra scoffed “How’s Aedion?” “He is coming over later.” And Aelin laughed. She was happy that Lysandra had finally what she wanted. She deserved it. “So you’re going to spend your day off having sex.” “Oh no, we’ll have lunch and dinner too. Don’t worry.” Aelin looked dat the clock and discovered it was time to go to the shop “hey babe, gotta go. Rowan is expecting me at the bookshop. Thanks fro the chat.” “I am here. Whenever you need me. Just keep me posted.” “I will. Love you.” They said goodbye and Aelin hung up. Then she ran for the shower.

Half and hour later she was on her way to the bookstore. The chat with Lysandra had helped and she thought she had finally made up her mind about which man she wanted by her side. But her heart was not at ease yet. She was not sure if Rowan wanted to be in a relationship again, especially now that they worked together. What happened with Lyria had shaken him a lot she did not think he was ready yet and she was not going to push him. But still, she could not stop thinking at how close they had been the day before. How she had held him at the window. He had not pulled away from her but indulged in the contact with her. Without realising it she had reached the shop. “Morning,” “Nice hoodie.” He said to her pointing at what she was wearing. He had brought back the hoodie after he went back to his place and found her asleep on the sofa as he had ordered. “I think so too.” And she snuggled in it “A guy gave it to me.” ‘How dare he?” Aelin grinned and joined him at the counter. His eyes were alive and the lines of his face were soft, she just wanted to go on her toes and kiss him. badly. “How’s Maeve’s shop?” Rowan nodded “all fine. Fire dept say it’s safe for her to go back to business as normal.”

They were still speaking when a group of tourist made their way into the shop. “Hi,” Aelin greeted them “Let me know if you need something.” A moment later she spotted the shy kid hiding behind his father’s leg. She kneeled in front of him and offered him her hand “Hi, I am Aelin.” The boy’s head peaked out and stared at the woman in front of him. “Marcus.” He replied timidly. “That is a very great name.” And the boy smiled back and moved away from his father. “Do you like books?” The boy nodded. “Can you read already?” Aelin guessed the boy was either four or five and although some kids would start to read at that age it was still a bit early. “Very little.” Answered the father I still read to him at the moment, but he is learning and he is making good progress.” “I think I have something for you.” Aelin stood and went to the kids section and grabbed a book then went back to the family. Kneeled again and gave the book to the boy “This is for you. I think you will like it, if you can’t read it ask your dad, okay?” And brushed her hand in his dark hair. The boy gave her a toothy grin. The boy nodded and in the end he gave her a huge hug and thanked her. “Do you and your husband have kids yet?” The man asked looking at Rowan when he said the word husband. Aelin froze. She turned to Rowan who was laughing silently in his corner while following the scene. “No, not yet.” “Well, you seem a natural around kids. It will help you when you have them.” Aelin stood and let the family continue browse until they left and she and Rowan were alone again. As soon as the shop was empty Rowan folded in two and erupted in a wild laugh. And he kept laughing until he had tears in his eyes. Aelin stared at him from the other side of the counter with her arms folded at her chest. “What’s so funny, husband?” “Your face, wife.” And slowly the laughter calmed down and Rowan began breathing again “I am sorry that was hilarious.” The last spark of laughter bubbled on his lips. She ran to him and started tickling savagely until Rowan wiggled free and ran around the shop with Aelin chasing him. If any passerby saw them from the window they would have thought they had gone insane. He then turned and his hands were ready for his round of tickling. “You are a dead man, Whitethorn.” And Aelin began running until he caught her and pinned her to a bookcase and tickled her. “I yield!” She shouted. She lifted her head and noticed that Rowan’s face was mere centimetres from hers, his pine green eyes sparkling with mirth. He took her breath away. She squeezed out and went back to the desk “I am paying for that book.” “You don’t have to. It was a nice gesture.” She folded her arms again “You might be stubborn but I win, husband.” Rowan’s heart skipped a beat again at hearing her calling him like that. No matter how hard he tried to keep his distance from her, what happened in the shop a few minutes earlier was the clear example of why he couldn’t. Somehow, in a matter of a short period of time she had manage to steal his heart. And he didn’t want to let her go. The bell woke him up from his revelry and Aelin went straight to help the customers. She had been an amazing help. She was fantastic with people and would take her time to offer suggestion to customers looking for idea. She was good at listening and giving the right recommendation. Something that Lyria wasn’t, said his treacherous mind. Sneakily he observed while she was discussing with a woman one of the books in her hands. A realisation sneaked in his heart. He was in love with her. Utterly and completely in love with her. A part of him was terrified at the idea. He recoiled from his thoughts when the woman Aelin was speaking to reached him at the counter with four books. He laughed internally, Aelin was good for business as well. The woman paid and left. “You convinced to buy four books.” Aelin had a smug smile on her face “She had no idea which one to choose but she was intrigued by all of them I gave her a reason for each book for why they were good. In the end she took them all.” She flicked her braid “I am amazing that way.” Rowan lifted his eyebrow in doubt. “Plus, I think she was flirting with me.” Rowan’s eyes bulged in surprise at the statement. “She kept touching my hand on purpose and brush her fingers against it.” She joined him at the counter “Maybe I should chase her and try my luck with a woman.” Rowan froze and his brain betrayed him with some non work friendly images. Aelin burst out laughing at his reaction “You just pictured me having sex with her.” “I did not such thing.” He tried to regain some composure. She moved closer to him and her face was very close “You did.” She winked at him “Imagine me all you want.” Her voice was soft and it sent shivers down Rowan’s spine. Then she went back around the shop tidying up where customers had moved things. Rowan stood in silence realising that she was shamelessly flirting with him.

The afternoon had been busy and they had quite a nice flow of customers. Aelin had worked her magic again and Rowan had a massive grin by the end of the day. “I guess tourist season is starting.” She joined him and she was now wearing his hoodie and a flutter of joy and smugness reached his stomach. “Hug me.” She said surprising him. “Uh?” “Your smell is fading. Hug me so I can top it up. Come on.” She opened her arms in welcome. A moment later she was in his arms, he held her tight, with his chin leaning on her head and he breathed in her scent. She smelled of jasmine and lavender. He only let go when she told him. “Good, I should be fine for a couple of days. But once I wash it you will have to wear it for a while.” Rowan bowed “Of course m’lady.”

She and Rowan had just closed the shop after a long but fun day when she got a text from Elias asking her to meet him. He was down at his usual parking spot and waiting for her. “See you tomorrow.” Said Rowan, touching her hand briefly. Aelin almost grabbed his hand back, craving contact with him. She said goodbye and started walking to the marina. In the distance she spotted his car and he was leaning against it as usual. He was wearing a suit. Probably just came for work. And yes, he was handsome but she noticed that her feelings did not go past that. No spark, no heat. Aelin sighed, she had her answer. She had felt a spark for him at the very beginning, but as soon as her feelings for Rowan had mutated, so had the ones for Elias. “Hi stranger,” he greeted her. He moved toward her for a kiss but Aelin swiftly moved to his side and kissed him on his cheek. The brutal realisation that she didn’t want his lips on her anymore hit her like a train wreck. She noticed his reaction and felt guilty. She had to find the courage to talk to him, to explain. “How was your day?” Aelin asked trying to keep the conversation innocent. “Boring and tiring, and I missed you.” He grabbed her hand and she had to fight the urge to pull back. “I have this effect on people. They can’t stay away from me.” She joked but something passed in his eyes. “That you do.” He closed the distance, an arm sneaked around her waist and pulled her into a brief kiss. Aelin almost pushed him back. She couldn’t. She just couldn’t anymore. When he let her go, she took a step back just to put some distance. “I need to go away for work for a week. I have to be down in Glasgow and I am flying out tomorrow.” Surprise washed over her at the news. She had a week to think about how to break the news to Elias. How to let him down gently without hurting him. That was good. That was really good. “Still too early for dinner, fancy a walk around Lews castle grounds?” “Okay.” She wanted to say no, she had a book to finish and she was dying to discuss it with Rowan but in the end she accepted and they walked in the direction fo the grounds. Always making sure there was a bit of distance between them. She felt bad when h noticed the disappointment in his eyes. Damn, she was a horrible person. Then he noticed her University of Glasgow hoodie. Rowan’s hoodie “I thought you studied in London.” And pointed at the writing. Shit. Shit. Shit. “It’s not mine. It’s Rowan’s…” anger flashed through his eyes. That flicker of emotion had been impossible to miss “I was cold and I left my jacket at home and he lent me his hoodie.” Liar. “What did he study? Book science 101?” And anger rose in her at the comment. “He did bushiness management.” Her reply was almost a growl. “You know quite a lot about him all of a sudden, even share his clothes.” “Where are you going with this, Elias?” Her fist clenched and unclenched at her side. She had punched a man once she had no problems doing it a second time. “We work together. We talk.” “I don’t like the guy, okay?” He confessed. “Ah, but you liked him enough when he helped you pick my book about Callanish. You had no problem with him picking the perfect present and making you look good.” Shock was all over his face “How do you know?” “I am going home. I am tired.” She turned around but he grabbed her hand. “Aelin…” “Have a good week in Glasgow.” She freed herself from his grip walked away and leaving him down at the marina. Round the corner she breathed out and a sob broke out of her. Quickly she walked home and once the door was locked behind her, she slid down the door and sat against it and cried.

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 12.11.20 lb

well………….. let’s get this the fuck over with. isske baad pls god let this show go back to their random tuchchi saazishein. mere se itna action jhela nahi jaata.

ok back to dead inside vansh who is analyzing every single interaction with riddhima and musing about DHOKAAAAAAA DHOKAAAAAAAA DHOKAAAAAAAA

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo kabir is like “itne saalon se tum mere liye itneeee bade sardard the, but finally ab khel khatam.” dude i love this caviler fucker.

but tell me these caps don’t look like kabir expressing a whole other sentiment:

damnnnnn, dat chemistry. seriously, 10x what riddhima has with vansh. i am so mad that we’re not getting these two as endgame.

aaaaaand the handcuffs are out. mmmhmmmm. kinky!

mummy be like ARRE AISE KAISE TUM DONO HI SAARE OSCARS LOOTOGE KYA, MERE KO BHI CHAHIYE I AM ALSO PERFORMERR and throwing herself in front of vansh and giving passionate defense.

this one also like chalo my turn nowwwwww.

human angry bird is like NOT ON MY WATCH YOU FUCK.

DUDE WHAT ARE THESE LOOKS THEY’RE GIVING EACH OTHER THERE’S SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION HERE I CAN’T TAKE IT

asljdaslkjdlaskjdlaskjdlaskjldkj kabirrrrrrrrrrrr’s internal monologue: “haath mein hathkadi lag gayi, phir bhi tashan nahi gaya tumhara” hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

RIDDHIMA IS STILL FUCKING RUNNING. FROM FUCKING BANDRA, WHERE THE FACTORY OR WHATEVER WAS, TO BLOODY ANDHERI, WHERE THE VR MANSION IS. DUDE, MUMBAI MARATHON CHAL RAHA HAI KYA IDHAR????????

unf the way kabir pushed vansh towards the van. big Top energy.

THIS SCENE HAS JUST SOOOOOOO MUCH FUCKING SEXUAL TENSION I’M LITERALLY HERE LIKE

LIKE I’M REALLY FEELING SOME KINDA FUNNY WAY, THAT I’VE NEVER FELT IN THE VANSH/RIDDHIMA SCENES.

oh yeah in between that mummy was doing some more mother india acting, ki iski sazaa mujhe de dijiye and all, but HONESTLY WHO CAN PAY ATTN TO THAT MESS WHEN THERE’S BHAAARI SEX EYES GOING ON HERE???????

ok now that they’ve driven away, i’ll focus on her. yes, very cool acting. iss saal ka manikchand gutka jio fiama di wills colors golden petal stardust whatever the fuck award aapke hi liye.

riddhima also managed to medal in the marathon, and reach justttttttt as they pull outta the gates.

back to the Sexy Van™

ohhhhhhhhhhh boyyyyyyy, kabir instructing mishra to go off the path.

“vansh raisinghania, apne life ke sabse bade adventure ke liye taiyaar ho jao.”

DUDE THESE TWO ARE KINKY AS FUCK.

lmao vansh is like don’t write checks you can’t cash, don’t be promising orgasms you won’t be giving, “dhamki toh dhang ki dete.”

“vansh tumhe andaaza nahi ki kitni shiddat ke saath maine aaj ke din ka intezaar kiya hai. aaj meri zindagi ka sabse bada din hai!”

well damn, me too. i didn’t know that this was the pairing i was gonna end up shipping SO HARD but here we are!

ok mummy has seen riddhima and she tries to shoot her but riddhima drove the fuck away. good for her.

they have reached that random maidaan where every outdoor sequence on tellywood happens.

mishra can you gtfooooooooo from in between the hot boy sandwich??????

this dude is hottest when his eyes squinty.

OUFFFFFFFFFFFF THE SMILESSSSSSSSSS

TBH I’M NOT EVEN PAYING ATTN TO THE TRASH TALK THEY’RE DOING I’M JUST HERE LIKE KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS

kabir freeing him, which nooooooooooooo, i wanted to see some hot handcuff actionnnnnn. vansh is as disappointed as i am.

anyway some searing indictments of our country’s legal system by kabir, about no matter how much proof he collects, rich ppl anyway get away with whatever. and so will vansh. sooooooo, he’s like i just needed to arrest you and break your ego, blah blah. which, yeah right. like anyone with one working brain cell doesn’t know you’re gonna shoot him down in an encounter for trying to flee police custody.

some more flirty banter. and then……..

yup.

damn, those some cat-like reflexes.

vansh like, i knew your bitch ass would pull some shit like this.

fuck fuck fuck fuck so much sexy him walking up to the gun like that.

ofc there have to be some BE A MAN type dumbass dhamkis. you know what real men do??? KISS THEIR RIVALS WHOM THEY HAVE THIS MUCH HOMOEROTIC TENSION WITHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DANG KABIR HESITATEDDDDDDDD. HE COULDN’T DO IT. IT’S RIGHT OUTTA THE FIGHT SCENE BEFORE THE SEX SCENE IN MR. AND MRS. SMITHHHHHH.

aaaaaand that pause was enough for vansh to start beating the fuck outta him. yeah i don’t care. the only thing i wanna see you two wrestle is TONGUES.

mmmmmmhmmmmm just a lil closer, come onnnnn you stupid fucks.

ok they’re back to pounding on each other IN THE NON FUN WAY so fwding.

aaaaaaaaand riddhima is following her special Vansh Tracker App. I REALLY DON’T CARE.

told y’all K had Big Top Energy. oh yeahhhhhhhhhh, choke him, daddy!

ok they back to hitting each other.

ooooh nice callback to that firstttt fight they had where kabir threw sand in vansh’s eyes and then vansh fought blindfolded.

back to sexy banter.

“dil, dimaag, aur taaqat. teeno hi tumse kayiiii zyaada hai mujh mein.” LIFE MEIN CONFIDENCE CHAHIYE, TOH OF AN RICH, UPPER CASTE, MALE PSYCHOPATH ON TELLYWOOD.

he’s walking backwards to the edge of the cliff as he keeps talking. sigh.

“dushman mein woh dum kahan ke mera kuch bigaad sake. woh toh apne the jo dagaa de gaye, sazza de gaye.” waaaaaah waaaaaah!!!! THE PSYCHOPATH WAS A POET AND WE DIDN’T KNOW IT!

walking back some more.

“main aaj bhi vansh raisinghania hi hoon. meri maut bhi mujhse pooch ke mere paas aati hai.” this fucker nicolas flamel or what, with the philosopher’s stone????

“kissi tuchche insaan ki gun se chali goli ko ijaazat nahi ke meri jaan le sake. maine apni zindagi khud banaayi hai, kabir; aur iske aage kya hoga naa tum decide karoge, na tumhare haath mein yeh pistol. the choice is mine.”

pehli baar this dude’s tashan has been effective for me. IT’S COZ THE DIALOGUE DELIVERY IS MEASURED AND HE’S SAYING IT FULL OF MIRTH, INSTEAD OF GRINDING HIS TEETH AND YELLING. SEEE WHAT A FUCKING DIFFERENCE IT MAKES????????

anyway kabir is like, cool, your funeral. as vansh continues to walk backwards. it’s hilarious kabir thinks he has anyyyy control in this scene anymore.

le. aa gayi. dhaaansu scene kharaab karne.

vansh having ALL TEH FLASHBACKS. poor sad eyed puppy.

“tum log kya kar rahe ho?!!?!?” BITCH THEY WERE ABOUT TO GET IT ON, BUT NOW NO THANKS TO YOU……………….

blah blah usual ishq nahi aasaan aag ka dariya hai doob ke jaana hai blah blah from piya psychopath

“aaj apne dhoke ke aag ki dariya mein dubo hi diya na tumne mujhe, riddhima?”

i’m sure this is some kasautiii kinda metaphor, ki they’re working together, or like….. he actually does trust her… or some such shit, but i can’t be arsed to analyse anything with this dumbass show. it doesn’t deserve it.

kabir watching this whole angst ridden scene with such horny eyes, i can’t even…………………

obligatory placement of show naam. tashan mein usko lete lete, JAI MATA DIIIIIIIIIIIII, LET’S ROCK.

if this isn’t the Biggest Mood for 2020, idk what is. vansh finally being relatable to the rest of us normals.

yeah whatever. i really don’t care about you. i’m more devastated ki when will i get such a KaValicious sexual tension filled episode next??!?!?!?!!? probably next fucking year now. ugh. bloody waste show, forcing us to watch this het bullshit.

let’s end this with a nice pic of this face. i think we’ve all earned it.

[ain-t-bovvered]

14x08 Commentary

Zeta and Giuls scream together, and then die.

Me & Zeta will watch together season 14′s episodes as they come out and we’ll do our commentary while watching.

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14x08 Byzantium

Guys I don’t know if I can be funny this episode.

-....HER?! WHAT. ....oooooh they are gonna do something stupid aren’t they?

Zeta: can I not see Jack like this please?

- “please don’t be sad”

Zeta : Sam? Not sad? ..lol

-is Dean there to choose an album ? wth ...also damn son can you all stop looking like pain in the flesh?

- the oxygen tank?....naaah fam I’m good, bye I can’t. Zee give me the strength to keep going because I’m gonna throw myself out the window 

- oh shit...the scene....the promo scene that killed us all.

Zeta : Cas doesn’t know who to worry about anymore.

- Everyone but himself that’s for sure

-Oh my god SAM, omg Jared you and your eyes are gonna kill me this season.

Zeta : “what happens next?” 

-oh shit I didn’t think about it.

both: we are gonna die too

- “an adventure”

Zeta : is he serious?!?!

-Oh Dean really doesn’t want to be there.

Zeta : LOOK AT ALL THE HURT

- D: “I can’t..”  bitch me too the fuck

- ..pAiN

- C:” He NEEDS you “

- S:”He’s gone” 

-asgajsvdaksdasdh WHAT

- I can almost taste the guilt seasoned with pain right there.

Zeta : the fuck?!

- THAT WAS FAST . U KIDDIN’ , WHAAAAAAT THEEEEE FUUUUCK

Zeta : I’m speechless. I can’t even focus on the bowlegs.

- Dean talking about the hunter’s funeral and Sam can’t fucking take it

-OH I love Sam’s stance, beautiful.....aaaaand he’s gone.

-My soul and whole being is hurting but boy that was an amazing Destiel moment and that’s the shit I wanna see.

- Damn, Cas is spiriling 

Zeta : Cas is obliterated

-.... OF COURSE THERE IS A VOICEMAIL. Dean’s annoyed af face at his mom’s voicemail is giving me life, and look....my skin is already clearer. 

Zeta : Like the bitch cares

- Castiel clutching Kelly’s pic , probably thinking he failed yet again.  lol I wanna die....it would hurt less.

- SAM NO

Zeta : where is he going??

-I hope not doing anything stupid

Zeta : I can’t watch them like that bitch

-CASS IS DRIVING!, CASS IS DRIVING , WHAT. HOW. WHAT. I love that is Cass who is driving

Zeta : Dean’s not driving??

- FUCK YEAH

- Probably Sam took Baby and Dean was like....listen babe I’m not even gonna touch that suburban mom’s steering wheel I don’t wanna feel dirty. Baby could smell it and you know how jealous she is.

-”Why did you let him leave?” WELL HE DID AS U ASKED BITCH

- AND HE’S WEARING THE SEAT BELT!!  my European's ass is singing ( is it true that y’all americans don’t have to use it? because....wild and also why. Here if they catch you without the seat-belt they skin your ass)

- kill me with that axe

Zeta : something’s wrong here.

-Yeah...they are hurting so much, I hate it. What the fuck is it with everybody’s eyes, fuck me.

Zeta : I think n.1 dad was Sam

-Nah....Cass is #1 Dad , Sam related to Jack. Dean is the step dad who didn’t think could love the kid and now he’s fucked because he love him too.

Zeta : “Taken before me”

Zeta : We get loaded

- omg do we get to see them drunk? omg yes.

Zeta : Please call help

- Is THat NOugAt?

-OMFG 

Zeta : bitch

-AAAAAAAAAAAH CAS SMILE AND LAUGH THAT IS JUST SO MISHA OMFG.

- But Castiel entering the room a bit unsteady and with two bottle ? FUCKING MOOD.

Zeta : I love drunk Dean

-WHAT

.

.WHAT WAS THAT LOOK BETWEEN THEM . WHAT.

my soul....hurts stop it.

-Awe Sam....lol weak.

- Cause of death : Dean slurred drunk sad voice, “We did everything we could right?” 

Zeta : HIS VOICE

-”I’m gonna teach you how to read a map”

I can’t deal bitch

-THe DoubLE StRaws

-someone needs to change that lightbulb.

Zeta : Heaven

- THe fuck

Zeta :...Hell..?

- what’s up with shining there

- Dean’s dying groan in the morning: MOOD, SAME.

Zeta : you got old

- Cass and Sam looking fresh and stylish as always .

[enters Dean] the trashcan is heeeeere

- rebooting Dean.exe 

Zeta : he can’t even english

-shhh

- oh....no

both: PASS

- but what is the priiiiceeee

Zeta : simple as that

- ...well I mean...fair. I guess she wants to meet her daughter and shit 

Zeta : seriously?

-Well we already saw Osiris.

Zeta : Major Dick

-When god left - sorry long story- .

-Oh...no who ARE YOU

Zeta :he does that thing with the eyes.

-WHATSAHFDBF

Zeta : What the hell

- I wanna cry. I am crying

Zeta : thanks, the last part of my heart just withered and died

- Oh no wait until she realize he’s dead

Zeta : aaaaaand

- ...here it comes

- Boi this season is painful

Zeta : Peach, it rhymes with bitch

-oh he really doesn’t like her

- S: “ Taking risks , making crappy deals. The family business “

-”AWESOME”

- “ MORE AWESOME”

Zeta : Was that black goo Lucifer?

- I can’t tell honestly, maybe him and the Empty made a path or something IDK.

-I don’t like when Castiel leaves alone. Bad things happen .

-Sam head tilt lol.

Zeta : forced smile much. 

Zeta :look at him ( Dean)

- AH TOLD YA

-Heaven looking nice as always

- I do like seeing Castiel in heaven

Zeta : natural habit and I do love angels clothes

- yeah....50 shades of gray

Zeta : hello Bitch

- *gritted teeth* Naomi

Zeta : He was THAT annoying

- THAT ACCENT THO

- Naomi : Give it what it wants

Cas: 

- Cass: “ NO”

-no bitch , Jack he’s everything wtf.

- So Nick woke up the Empty then? *dean’s voice* AWESOME

So now there are 2 big baddies ?

*dean’s voice* MORE AWESOME

- SNAPPY

Zeta : pushing pencils , damning souls

-MY KIND OF WORK

-oh u going down that’s what

Zeta : I’d prefer the scale and the feather

- but the abacus has more sense tho...like....counting good deeds and bad ones, like in the good place right? Can we see the Winchesters using that? I bet the thing would explode.

Zeta : that went well

- Sorry bitch what did u expect

- oooooh what was that little chuckle Castiel stop killing me this season. It burned

Zeta : it stung

- “I failed you” 

 K: “ you didn’t....Jack...he’s wonderful “

*bawling* YES HE IS 

- Misha need to control that eyebrow or so help me god.

Zeta : he needs to control his whole face bitch

- I fucking hate where the angels goes when they die ok

Zeta : fuck

- OH BITCH. *dramatic zoom*

- “He’S OuR KiD”

KIIIIID

*bawling*

Zeta : look at Dean

-MY GOD

both: don’t do this to us

- Empty : “SToP iNteRrupTinG!”  Damn bitch, pipe the fuck down

Zeta : crazy ass bitch

  I     LOVE     HER

- I love how she’s doing the Empty. like....*slow clapping*

Empty: “Where I’m taking you is worse than Hell” 

oh well you are definitely selling the place

- Empty:” Oh god they look scared. Does that hurt you?”

- *Cass brandishing his angel blade* .... 

me already knowing where this is going: oh honey...no

-Puppy Winchesters eyes always wins

Zeta : He can’t hear you.....oh he can

- .... Is that how he is every time Dean pray to him?

When Dean prays:

SAME

me seeing Castiel getting up :

Castiel: TAKE ME

Zeta : take me instead

- he’s so.....snarly....

Zeta : I bet you are drooling

- I am.

 A dumb fucking angel: “You want me”

me: I do

A dumb fucking angel: “I would go now and I would go willingly “

me: no u don’t

-NO , NO DEAL, FUCK YOU, FUCK U.

Empty: “ oh “ creepy chuckle “but not now” sharps intakes of breath “ no no no, you see ...what I meant....I want you to suffer . I want you to go back to your own life and forget about this and forget about me and when you finally give yourself permission to be happy...and let the sun shine on your face ...that’s....when I’ll come. That’s when I’ll come to drag you to nothing”

Zeta :She’s goooood

- Castiel: “I accept”

oh look it’s me when I’ll meet Misha ^

and now for an out of context gif: 

-She’s so good. I love her BUT FUCK THE EMPTY

- “Because I love you Jack”  CRYING CRYING.

- C: “ They don’t need to know what happened”

Zeta : of course they don’t.

- Jack: “ I won’t tell them” 

OH so now Jack drove the Impala, snacked on burgers, has hunted, has died and now he has to lie and keeps secret?

CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE NOW A 

- ...

NO 

FUCK , CASS YOU DAMN SELFLESS BITCH.

IMMA SMACK HIM.

hold me back bitch because imma smack his face

Zeta : control yourself bitch

-NO IMMA SMACK HIS ASS

Zeta : I can’t wait for the gag reel of this part.

Omg Kelly babe . I’m so glad they met .

-WHAT WAS THAT FACE AGAIN CASTIEL

Zeta : dEAD

- J:”Good, I feel good”

WELL I DON’T *hiss*

-oh that hug. omg my heart

- oh well....uh look at dat I fucking bet that the sacrifice got her heaven watch that.

HI LOOK HOW FUCKING HAPPY HE IS TO BRING HOME SO MUCH WIN ?!?!

friendly reminder that he just like...sold his” soul” to the Empty, tell me again that Castiel doesn’t care.

-...Naomi you bitch why couldn’t you tell that before?

Zeta : because she’s a bitch

- D: “ And we know where Michael is, not sure how you pulled that one off “ *side eyeing Cas* 

me: *HISS*

- don’t make me think about the fact that Dean cooked those burghers ( as you can see from the counter) while he looked happily at his family reunited . lol *sobs*

- There is a warm happy feeling in my chest right now. I don’t like it, can’t wait for the writers to rip it off my chest pretty soon.

Zeta : is he wearing the dead man’s robe?

. ....yep

Zeta : I’m dead inside

- Dead with a slither of happiness that will get choked out of us, just you wait.

...

...

WAIT A MINUTE 

*goes back*

wHAT IS THIS SHIT OMFG DEAN 

IT’S FINE

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Thoughts While Watching Yu-Yu Hakusho for the First Time as an Adult (Since 2006).u

Omg. Omg this intro is so fucking cheesy. Omg this show is so cheesy. Okay, just gotta remember that the animation gets better. Why does Botan talk like that…? Awuh! Kuwabara is actually way cuter now that I’m an adult. Oh gawd, here comes every 12 year old boy’s first OC. Edgelord Hiei over here lol. WTF, was I really in love with this pretty boy? Kurama, wtf you were so hot when I was twelve. Lul friendship is magic. K, Kuwabaras with your 15 year old boy invincibility mentality. Yusuke is so typical “abused bad boy.” This music lmao. Oh fuck I’m like really about to cry that Kuwabara’s dead. Dude Genkai is fucking boss. Lol omg KuwabaraxYukina, tho, like OTP. Oh, shit, the Dark Tournie. This is like 2/3 into the show, right? Oh, fuck, I remember Chu, he’s the shit! YAS AUSTRALIA, YAS!! Jin!? Holy shit has he always been a badass!? YAS IRELAND YAS!! Okay, in love with Kurama again. Hiei, put your shirt back on. Hiei, your shirt, man. Bro, that’s like six shirts you guys have torn up, like do y'all have that many outfits packed? Oh look, another left cheek injury. Lol still cool, tho Yoko Kurama, oh god that voice my body is ready. K, Genkai died, I literally don’t care about the show. Here comes dat Genkai, o shit waddup!! Oh fuck, there’s another arc??? Lol Hiei got fucked trying to test them house rules. Yeahhhhh Kurama, my BOIII Oh fuck that fight choreo and animation thoooooooooo so good Yo is this demon dude in love with Sensui? Oh fuck, this is my favorite ending song. I actually don’t remember any of this part of a story arc, Yusuke’s a demon now??? Oh shit Chu and Jin are back, waddup!! I just wanna see Chu, Jin, and Yusuke fuck up some nightlife, though. Like, just leave the city’s dive bars in fucking ruins. Are you real, there’s actually another tournie in the show? That’s like two MMA tournies. Awuh, my babe doesn’t wanna use Yoko because he wants to commit to being with his human family, I think. KuramaxMe forever, tho OTP obvs. HieixUglyQueen forever OTP. Dude, fat demon guys is Demon King? He’s legit, I’ll accept it. K, show’s over, it’s been like two years and Kuwabara still hasn’t closed the deal with Yukina’s cute ass?? Token anime beach scene. Keiko, girl, seriously, you’re too good/annoying for Yusuke. Jk, YusukexKeiko OTP. Aaaaaand FunimationNOW doesn’t have any of the OVAs or the movie. Fuck this I’m gonna go read fanfiction.

KuramaxMe 4ever, tho.

Still my fav.

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REPLIES HERE!

@romeo-and-simulet : and your stomach is still the best stomach

YES it isss i’ll never make khal wear anything else

@romeo-and-simulet : I AM SO DEAD SO DEAD SO DEAD ALREADY AND ITS ONLY STARTING AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SAAAAAAAME I CRY

@romeo-and-simulet : at this point, everything gives me life and death equally

deepest apologies for the pain bby :o

@romeo-and-simulet : fuck u

:ooooo

@romeo-and-simulet : can i adopt khal as my mum too

yes please! this boy was born to be a mommy

@romeo-and-simulet : smh @ ur tags i cant believe we are friends

BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK 2GETHER SMH

@romeo-and-simulet : FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKKKKKKKKKKK

;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

@romeo-and-simulet : AAAAAA T H E O U T F I T

YESSSSSS i swear this dang outfit is more memorable to me than jess’ wedding dress tbh........

@romeo-and-simulet : YES YOU DO MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD

annie and khal’s ghosts screaming DOOOOO IIIIIITT behind jess’ shoulder

@bonnypixels : well that was surprising XD how did that happen, zazz?

careless whisper playing in the distance as kade drenches himself in sakura tea

@romeo-and-simulet : pr...eGANANANT??????????????

can....... u...... get PRRRREGANTE??

@romeo-and-simulet : i cannot believe youll make me wait till tomorrow

my queue is satan is why

@romeo-and-simulet : JESSSSSSSSSS BBYYYYYYY AND NOSES

this is just in jess and mal HAVE MATCHING NOSES I CRY FOR THESE NERDS

@romeo-and-simulet : THOSE STUPID FACES I HATE THEM SO MUCH AAAAAAAA THESE IDIOTS

I WILL SUE THEM FOR MORAL DAMAGE

@romeo-and-simulet : eleven what is eleven. time no longer exists and neither does space. all there is is monster legs, bad shoulders and my ghost, floating around them in the void. good bye world good bye gen 8

aaaaaand this is annie on 8 cuils. im sorry i have many regrets and this is most of them i will play a miniature violin v badly in ur honor. but GEN 8 MUST COME

@romeo-and-simulet : yes yes it has been waiting long enough now you might as well have a jolly good time right here and i will watch For Science

god imagine the political scandal that would b tho mal would get fired faster than they would finish. *victor voice* public fornication is NOT SFE’s plans my boy

@romeo-and-simulet : after you told me what you told me im feeling this on such a deep level and its beautiful jess is beautiful

AAAAAAAAAA IM CRYING also this makes me think that i never Tell anything if its not for Emotional Evil

@romeo-and-simulet : this is how ppl die jess smh

and here i was thinkin it was bc of political corruption and bribes and cupcakes

@romeo-and-simulet : the great mysteries of africa

@david attenborough pls make a doc on cowplants

@romeo-and-simulet : ALSO WELCOME TO...SIDEBOOB TOWN?

HELL YEAA I WANT TO LIV TERE

@romeo-and-simulet : bby girl need some more grilled cheese

she doooooo im crying

@theothercausims : so gorgeous!

aaaaaa thank you so much!!

@myshvno : WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE MIDDLE LEFT W H A T

jess dropped her ring and mal found it and returned it to her!! ;) what a good samaritan

@romeo-and-simulet : can i order a supportive cinnamon khal too

yes you can and if you order two you get an extra blanket to keep them cozy!!

@romeo-and-simulet : i wonder what else hes been eating apart from the food jess cooked 👀

i know i saw this comment already but I CRIED AND SCREAMED AGAIN ALL THE MEALS THIS BOY COULD WANT A DIVERSE AND HEALTHY DIET

@romeo-and-simulet : that big tiddy

tbh it terrifies me lmao

@romeo-and-simulet : save me from his face with those upped thirst levels please

👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

@romeo-and-simulet : tHE PIPE IS LEAKING TODAY IS SOM DAY MAN

👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀  INTENSIFIES

@romeo-and-simulet : i too aspire to sleep all day

the dream

@myshvno : omg hes so cute when he’s in love mal just do it alreadyy

he too needs a motivational shia video smh but few things make mal feel like an awkward noodle

@romeo-and-simulet : my boy....

pls teach him out to eat properly

@romeo-and-simulet : dat ass tho

👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀  one must know their assets

@davidmont : OMG

i KNOWWWWW SOMETIMES THE REALITY OF THEM HAVING A COWPLANT IS SCARY

@romeo-and-simulet : PRRRRRREGANTE

AT LEAST HES NOT PERGNUT

@romeo-and-simulet : ahdmbajshgbdfg

SAME i feel this on so many levels

@romeo-and-simulet : gEOFFREY WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS RUIN THINGS

geoffrey is the embodiment of gold star u tried....... he tries to do good but is a bumbling father help him

@romeo-and-simulet : HE LOOKS SO FLUFFY AND SOFT I WANT TO RUB MY FACE AGAINST HIS RIGHT NOW PLEASE

SUHFFSUFDHFSHFE IDK HOW HED FEEL ABT THAT U MUST TRY AND TELL ME

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Unusual Asks

Yep, I’m in that mode again. Time to answer questions about myself that literally no one asked for :D

If someone finds this in the deep ocean blue and wants to answer the same questions, I found them here

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?

Pandora, I guess? But I don’t really use any of them. I only tried Pandora for a time because it told you what genre the music is, and that was how I learned I listened to completely random and unrelated songs

is your room messy or clean?

Yes.

It’s messy, but it’s only dirty clothes really? So the second we do a major Laundry Sweep it suddenly becomes clean.

what color are your eyes?

Brown baby come an get dat chocolatttte

do you like your name? why?

Yes, because it’s tomboyish. When I was younger for some reason I really liked my friend’s name Emily, and wished that was my name instead. As I got older I liked my name more and more. I also love the 30 bajillion nicknames my name comes with. And I love my nickname Moon simply because from that nickname are 30 bajillion more nicknames.

what is your relationship status?

Single and deathly afraid of romance probs

describe your personality in 3 words or less

0-100 spaz

what color hair do you have?

Black hair :3

what kind of car do you drive? color?

It’s a sentra because they get good gas mileage and I’m cheap and it’s a darkish red, cause it’s the only color they had

where do you shop?

Food Banks

how would you describe your style?

Don’t Notice Me Anyone I’m Just a Background Character

favorite social media account

I hate social media when I know people, so tumblr, because screaming into a void where I’m not known is fun. It’s like having an imaginary argument in your shower

what size bed do you have?

Twin

any siblings?

Three of them! Two half-sisters, and a half-brother, all older :3

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?    

With my friends

favorite snapchat filter?

Pfffft I’m an antisocial dweeb and never bothered with snapchat because my phone is old and I rarely take pictures of myself or share pictures of anything else I capture

favorite makeup brand(s)

I don’t wear makeup, so none VwV

how many times a week do you shower?

Once a week if I haven’t done anything that makes me gross. Maybe 3 times a week if I went jogging and got all sweaty

favorite tv show?

Steven Universe, Last Airbender, Amazing World of Gumball, Star vs.

shoe size?

6 ½

how tall are you?

5”2

… and ½

sandals or sneakers?

w a t e r  s h o e s

do you go to the gym?

No, I hate the gym. The air in there gives me a headache, everyone’s staring at you doing everything wrong, there’s people in general, and I just no. I like to work out either in the privacy of my room or out in nature (aka I started jogging at my library park and I’m very proud of myself hopefully I keep this up).

describe your dream date

A date that treats me nice and we have a good time    

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

13 bucks

what color socks are you wearing?

My skin

how many pillows do you sleep with?

Uhhhh. 2 for my head, 2 to hug, a beanie-filled duck thing, and also my cats old blanket. So like. 4 pillows if you wanna get technical, 6 if let’s be honest the duck and blanket act as pillows

do you have a job? what do you do?

I do. I clean trays and do numerous odd jobs for an oral surgeon’s office. It’s literally a part time job the employees often have their teens do. But it’s something for now

how many friends do you have?

7. The seventh one I just made recently, and it’s still sort of iffy if we’ll actively be friends. We’ve known each other for years, and she’s called me her friend before, but we’ve never like. Hung out, or talked literally ever. But I’ve always thought she seemed like a cool person and someone I wanted to be friends with, and sometime last month or so (she was staying on our couch due to family complications) I outright told her “Hey, you seem like a cool person, and I’d love to be better friends with you J” and by some miracle that WORKED. She called me a nerd for that and we’ve saw Wonder Woman with our moms. I lent her a book from the library (The Goose Girl by Shannon Hale, wonderful book, literally the first in my favorite book series!), and she’s really loving it so far! We’re gonna hang out Sunday, so hopefully we click well and I truly will have successfully made my first friend where I was the one who approached!

whats the worst thing you have ever done?

One time when I was younger I had a fight with my mom. Recalling correctly, I was upset that she ‘loved God more than me’ and during that fight she ‘let go’ and said that I was more important to her. Immediately afterwards I made her take it back, and apologized profusely, and never said anything about her feeling God was more important ever again. And she forgave me, because that’s the kind of person she is, but I still feel like shit for it, and I’m so sorry I ever made her say that, whether she meant it or not. I feel so guilty about it even today. She told me that night that she let go so she could grab onto me and save me from drowning, and that even if she had let go, God would have never let her go, and he would save the both of us. I still wish I could make it so I’d never said that.

whats your favorite candle scent?

MMmmm, I dunno. Do they have cherry blossom? Cause that one

3 favorite boy names

Devon (Deh-von), Aiden (Ay-den), and uhhhh? Naruto. (Nar-oo-toe)

3 favorite girl names

Astrid (totally from Phantom Hourglass), Anaise (yes that’s from the Amazing World of Gumball I fell in love the second I heard it), aaaaaand ermmmmmm. Buzz Lightyear

favorite actor?

Will Smith? Morgan Freeman? Yeah, let’s go with them

favorite actress?

Will Smith? Morgan Freeman? Yeah, let’s go with them

who is your celebrity crush?

Me™

favorite movie?

Bambi, Jumanji, Jurassic Park, Pirates of the Carribean

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?

I do, I do!! I love Forest Born from Shannon Hale’s Books of Bayern! It’s the 4th and last book in her series, and I love it so much! I recommend it for everyone! Adventure, fantasy, a little bit of romance, fun, and honest-to-god you feel like you’re in an old folk tale the whole time. It’s all a beautiful series.

money or brains?

Brains

do you have a nickname? what is it?

Moon, Moo, Moonmoon, Moonie

how many times have you been to the hospital?

A lot for reasons

top 10 favorite songs

Fireflies by Owl City

Last Unicorn by America (yes, from the movie the Last Unicorn)

Tabi no Tochuu by Kiyoura, Natsumi (aka the Spice and Wolf Season 1 Theme)

Something Entire New from Steven Universe

Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing by Set It Off

I Ship It by Not Literally (An ‘I Don’t Care’ parody, it’s hilarious and I love it, please go listen to it)

Blue Lips by Regina Spektor

Miss Jackson by Panic! At the Disco

E.T. by Katy Perry (I’m not even sure why I like this one so much, but I dooooo)

Girl with One Eye by Florence and the Machine

do you take any medications daily?

I do, antidepressants, which I started maybe 1 or 2 months ago after people suggesting I take medication for years

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

Perfect™

No but I guess it’s fine? I live in a dry area, but my skin isn’t dried out at all, even before I put lotion on constantly. The crown of my forehead/my nose get a bit oily, but splashing my face every morning basically takes care of that. I feel kind of bad for saying I don’t really have any skin problems

what is your biggest fear?

My loved ones hating me, dying, or being hurt from my own inept, or me being unable to help them

how many kids do you want?

Two. One boy, one girl (or if one wants to change/be whatever gender later in life I really don’t care). One that’s mine genetically, one I’ve adopted. Before I would have preferred giving birth to a boy since Devon was always my favorite boy name (and my only favorite name period), but with my sister being pregnant recently I’ve randomly thought about girl names as well so now I’m chill with having a boy or girl first so I can name them either Devon or Anaise/Astrid. God forbid I have twins that are both boys/girls since A) twins run in my family, and B) I’m having only two kids period so if I got twin boys/girls then that’s it I’m done that’s the end for me

whats your go to hair style?

Two French braids that stay in my head for the whole week

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)

It’s an apartment, so small

who is your role model?

My old cat Princess

what was the last compliment you received?

I legit don’t remember, but probably my mom telling me I’m gorgeous. Thanks mom, love you!

what was the last text you sent?

Me sending my group chat this

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

You think I put a date on that ish?? I dunno, I think I was still in my old house, so anywhere from 6-8 maybe?

what is your dream car?

A car that has no pollution/carbon footprint, runs on sunlight and electricity, and is reliable, also it doubles as a stray cat home that doesn’t kill them if I turn it on

opinion on smoking?

My entire older family (aunts, uncles, cousins, older brother/sister), smoked. My aunt is a cancer survivor and STILL smokes. My brother and sisters father died from lung cancer. My mother’s parents died from lung cancer. My father smokes (yet expects to live to 100???). My mother is probably the only person in her immediate family that was completely disgusted by smoking. My brother and sister vape now, in their attempt to quit, but my sister would take a hit of our aunts cigarettes every now and then. I hate smoking. It kills. It’s addictive. It’s a waste of your money and brain power. What’s worse is the people (like my sister and aunt), who don’t give a fuck if it will kill you down the road because, according to my sister, “once you reach like, 70, the fun parts over, now you start dying anyways”. Fuck you. What about everyone you’re leaving behind? FUCK you. If you get cancer it’s not just you that’s affected, it’s everyone you love and care about. Your parents, your siblings, your friends, your children. They don’t want to see you die like this, decrepit, and weak. They want to see you healthy, and having fun, and HAPPY. Do they really mean so little to you that you would LITERALLY KILL YOURSELF just because of a 2-minute dopamine rush? I hate people like that. I will never date someone who smokes. That is 100% a deal breaker. I will never, EVER go through what my mother went through with her husband, and what so many others must have gone through.

My opinion on smoking is that it needs to be buried, like all the people it’s already killed.

do you go to college?

I do! I just finished my first semester (just English 101 for my first semester), with flying colors! 940/1000 points!

what is your dream job?

Anything with animals and where I can make a difference in the animal community

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?

Rural areas. I hate the city and people

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?

100% I paid a shit ton of money for this room and you don’t even provide free snacks. I brought my own shampoo/condition but you can bet your ass I’m taking all of theirs

do you have freckles?

Yes? No? Does it count if it’s like, one freckle? It’s not a cluster of freckles, but I have a lot of freckle-spots on the right side of my face, random other parts of my face, and various other parts of my body (and one where like, my dude the sun don’t shine there how’s you get there???)            

do you smile for pictures?

Absolutely!

how many pictures do you have on your phone?

Currently? I dunno, 100 or so?

have you ever peed in the woods?

100%

do you still watch cartoons?

Absolutely, they’re way more entertaining than anything else anyways

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

Wendy’s

Favorite dipping sauce?

Good ol’ ketchup

what do you wear to bed?

Mismatching pajamas, and gorgeous dark blue blue shirt and blue leopard spot Victoria’s Secret pajamas that came with a matching eyemask that my aunt got me for Christmas and they have a cute shirt cut, the pants make me look curvy, I look damn good in them, they’re my favorite color, and most importantly they have POCKETS and it’s literally my favorite pair of pajamas I love them

have you ever won a spelling bee?

No, but I was in a spelling bee! Literally no idea how I got in, I think the best speller of each class was just. Automatically put in? I was naturally good at spelling and randomly got in the spelling bee, was terrified of being on stage, and got my first word wrong because the fuck? How did I get in this?? I’m 9, I’m not studying for this get me off this Awful Stage stop looking at me

what are your hobbies?

Writing, drawing, video games, teasing my cats, roleplaying, and hiking if I was anywhere away from the city

can you draw?

Yes!

do you play an instrument?

Does my voice count?

what was the last concert you saw?

Hilary Duff, when I was like 12. First and only concert I’ve ever seen in my life. Almost the best night of my tiny 12 year old life, but my friend’s mom was a dick and told me to calm down when I was screaming, singing, and cheering, and I spent the rest of the concert sitting in my seat and feeling embarrassed and awkward. Who the fuck tells a 12 year old to calm down when she’s at her first concert with her best friend with their favorite artist in the world??? You’re a fucking dick biscuit, Friend’s Mom.

tea or coffee?

W a t e r

I hate both of those. Though peppermint tea is okay, not that I’d drink it outside of being sick

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

Starbucks, but only for a cinnamon twist pastry thingy

do you want to get married?

I do!

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

I have never had a crush for realsies, only an ‘lol I thought I had a crush but nevermind’

are you going to change your last name when you get married?

If my name sounds good with their last name, yes. If not, sorry honeycakes, I’m keeping my name. They’re more than welcome to change their last name if they so choose.

what color looks best on you?

White, black, red

do you miss anyone right now?

Princess, my old cat

And Fern and Thatcher, my best friends

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

Closed, because I don’t want my kittens to get in. I used to sleep with it open exclusively so my old cat Princess could get in and out

do you believe in ghosts?

Sure

what is your biggest pet peeve?

Self-righteous people

last person you called

My mom’s case manager

favorite ice cream flavor?

Cookie dough without chocolate chips

regular oreos or golden oreos?

ReGuLaR

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?

NO!!!!!!!!!

what shirt are you wearing?

Black superman shirt I wear for pjs

what is your phone background?

My old cat Princess

are you outgoing or shy?

Shy, unless I’m around people I’m comfortable with. Then I’m shy but a bit more sociable

do you like it when people play with your hair?

Oh god yes. I want to fall asleep if I ever have someone doing my hair and it’s at the Not Ripping Out Your Hair part. God it feels great. Tbh I wouldn’t be surprised if that was a turn on for me

do you like your neighbors?

Hell no they’re all awful

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

In the morning. And “wash” is a bit formal, my face-washing is more of a splash-your-face-wake-up-you-lazy-bastard kind of washing. Sometimes I splash it a few times to wake myself up more or take some oil off the oilier parts of my face, but I rarely/never use facewash or anything. It’s just water.

have you ever been high?

Nope

have you ever been drunk?

Nu-uh

last thing you ate?

Some cheap microwave chimichanga

favorite lyrics right now

Why not let me win? – You can’t dodge forever. Even if the pain is more fun together! You know I will just reset and come back newer :) and with every try I’m getting even faster than you are.

summer or winter?

Summer, if I can actually go outside and enjoy it and am not trapped in my black scrubs all day. Winter if I can look out the window and enjoy it

day or night?

Night

dark, milk, or white chocolate?

White chocolate when paired with other things, milk chocolate when by itself

favorite month?

April

what is your zodiac sign

Scorpio!

who was the last person you cried in front of?

My mom

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FE: Birthright Randomised Chapter 22

(aka ‘Guess who hates fighting Berserkers? it’sme’)

It’s time we finally recruit ‘Shura’ who is definitely Orochi b/c she’s that last one ahahahahh;;;;

i’m not sure if we’re gonna be ready for the bucket load of reinforcements but LET’S FIND OUT

off to Windmire we gooooo

the map literally just said that so yeah, it is :’D

yeah, Weird

so Hinata is Naruto now--

that’s rough, buddy

(Hinata, Hisame is still away in the Astral Plane--)

Nohr isn’t THAT far North .... is it? :’’D

idk man wouldn’t that just sap your resources even more? :Y

yeah please do b/c alliances are far better than wars-

Hinata just made the strangest sound it was like ‘uUH’ i freaking love his va, man

yeah ‘revising’ more like throwing it out the god damn window and starting from scratch ahahahh;;;

Hinata is so Pure he’s such an exciteable puppy, as I have said before u go, man

it’s almost like she’s being cut off b/c she’s in pain or smth, because her voiceline was that small gasp of pain :’’’’’V Hinata’s name is too looong

you’re finally here, Orochi! :D her voice line was ‘No... no!’ what did we do wrong now--

Orochi no >:c

we kinda got surrounded without noticing he c k

no seriously how did no one notice-

Fun

can’t we just skip to the part where we recruit you, Orochi? is that too much to ask? also Good Luck b/c you won’t be able to use the dang thing hahah

hhhhhooooooooooooo boi I remember a lot of reinforcements on this map Not Fun and Shura was just constantly at the Ballista so I need to be careful with Felicia

right I should keep most of the units in the centre, but I’ll take some of the tanky ones to go and pick off the people who can use the ballistas/launcher/fire orb ... or I could just keep everyone in the middle until the reinforcments are done and then we pick them off or smth that works too I’m gonna go with that

ok no one apart from Shura has any skills but there’s a Venge Club and a Dragon Spirit also a lot of bow users so I gotta be careful

rrrrrriiiight ok I think we’re ready let’s go

come at me >:V

oh man good thing he had the Javelin equipped-

good thing she doubled b/c that crit didn’t kill him ;;;;u;;;;

heck yeeeeeaaaaaah

gotta get rid of that bow user asap hahah;;;

how about THIS

oh man u’r gonna Die tonight boi

he proced Rend Heaven twice :’’’’’D

hmm if I soften you up first

aaaaaand he Dead

oh my Farore Azura’s just destroying anyone and everyone--

Hah

oh yikes, I should heal Kaze b/c they hit him with a Tomahawk;;;

oh dear there goes Hana;;;;;;;

oh, Kaze proced Luna and I missed it ahahahahah;;;;;

Git Gud, mate

hEH u can’t touch me, m8

Takumi really likes to proc Rend Heaven what even is the trigger rate I need to check

oh that’s why it procs so often; it’s Skill * 1.5, so almost 40%--

heck yeeeaaah Shigure’s level 20 I’mma promote him next turn, I do believe b/c we can never have enough Master Ninja >:3ccccc

hahAHAH

ohhhh my god there are still more reinforcements why-

how about you Stop That

anyway time to promote Shigure

awwwww yeah >:3c

oh how Cute

WHAT THE SHIT

HOW DID YOU CONNECT WITH AN 18% H O W You sneaky son of a Garo fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuck

now I’m just I’m so mad :’’’D

I think Shigure’s gonna Die too iashdiauiguyasd

oh wheesht Orochi >:V

OH SHIGURE PROCED DRAGON WARD niiiiiiice

ohhh my god MORE reinforcements ihatethischapter

how about this BITCH that’s what I THOUGHT

fight me irl, Shura

and ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD

heck nah, mate

aaaand one for YOU

oh don’t worry there’s some for you too >:V

i’msomadaisyhdfiaudyg

oh heck we need to get rid of this Berserker f a s t

so how ‘bout dat >:c

and another one for you

uggghhhhh I need to be so careful I don’t get in the range of that Berserker

how about THIS

ok that guy with the Venge Club hasn’t equipped it at least not yet so that’s good, I guess

yeah that’s what I thought now give me that Venge Club >:c

that’s right Fite me

let’s soften you up a bit

or just kill him outright that works too-

means we can get right to this guy, I guess

and as for YOU

ohhhhh my god we finally did it ugghuihiuifhifuaf

at least we don’t have to do that again ahdiaughdais

Azura is Angery now

her voice line was ‘uhhh... what?’ pretty fitting ahahahh;;;;

Kagero, she’s not gonna chill and you know it

you do have a point tho

you have a very good memory, Kagero

gdi Orochi-- tho her voice line for that last one was ‘A-ha!’ so she’s fitting pretty well lol

‘just be glad that it wasn’t you that bested me’

well yeah Raijinto, ya know?

Azura’s just livid right now, give her some space, Felicia-

tHERE YOU GO AGAIN ABOUT INTERROGATION-

well what a change of heart :V

Kohga sooooooo Yiga Clan, ok--

no not ‘Shigure’, Azura, Kohga :’D

Yyyyyyyikes

sooo a little bit like Niles, then except you didn’t become a retainer

Azura, your expression could say otherwise-

or... maybe not idk lmao;;;

yeeeeaaah

finally-

return of the cut off text lmao;;;

what a small world, amirite

her voice line was ‘This should be interesting’ it should be interesting indeed, Orochi :V

off we go to the underground cityyyy ... oh my farore the cutscene is still going-

why u gotta be so rude

oh we know that voice

Orochi-

was Corrin not even looking or what--

yeah ok nothing changed here and all that

aaaand we’re sTILL GOING-

cutscenes that are unchanged we don’t really need to see thaaat

.... but Xander found him intimidating when he was younger-

ok we’re finally done hooooo boi I think next up if Camilla that’s gonna gonna be fffffffffun

oooh, we can upgrade out puppets! let’s have a look at Orochi and then we’ll quickly do a challenge and have a look at Ryomaaaaa

she’s a Ninetails :’’D (geez man, make up your mind; which Okami boss ARE you-) she has Noble Cause as a personal (+3/+1 damage dealt/taken when supported by a damaged unit) She also has Resistance +2 and Amaterasu, niiiiiiice (Growth Rates: HP - 15, Str - 30, Mag - 35, Skill - 15, Spd - 25, Lck - 40, Def - 10, Res - 30) (Heart Seal: Nohr Princess and Sky Knight)

right gonna do a quick challenge then we’ll see Ryoma :’D

ooooook doki let’s take a look at Ryoma

well we already knew he was a Butler, so that’s no surprise ahahahh;;;; But he has Competitive as a personal :o he also has Aether and Solidarity sweeeeeeet he’s also got pretty good bases, apart from magic ahahahahhh;;; (Growth Rates: HP - 30, Str - 30, Mag - 25, Skill - 25, Spd - 25, Lck - 45, Def - 5, Res - 10) (Heart Seal: Diviner and Spear Fighter)

nicenice good stuff

[ain-t-bovvered]

LARP and the Real Girl!

[Send me an ask with your favourite or a random SPN episode and I’ll comment on it while re-watching it.]

+SPN Commentaries+   masterpost

a/n : all the episode gifs are made as I watch. If you can’t see them you need to use a computer or use the gifs post right under the episode link.

1

- “IT’s JUst A gAmE!”  

-most brutal death bruh

- DAT SIDE EYE THO was too sexy to give it to your brother fucking hell.

-you listen up I really hate how the Benny thing ended ok? and also I hate the Olivia arch. GODDAMIT

- GARTHED

-GARTH IS DA MAN

- “FBI is all work, no play”  “I work better on my own” 

  *has violent flashback to that fanvideo….you know what*

- “Twigs and berries too”

-GIF

-” kids these days with their texting and murder” I LOVE him.

2-3-4

Dean during the interrogation :

-”Fifty shades of Grayfox!

- [Moondor video is playing]

Sam: bunch of nerds

Dean : *internal screeching*

5-6

- CHARLIEEEEEE

-”I’m gonna dig myself into hand sanitizer”  SAME BITCH

- OMG they are so offended , Sam in particular is like : THIS BITCH

- “Bla bla bla “ *sees the Winchesters* “ bla bbbbb-bbla fuck “

The Winchester : Hello darkness my old friend

-Charlie goes from “I Don’T WAnna Die” to “ ThIS is MY DesTiny” real quick tho.

-Dean’s rocking that crown we all know that

- Charlie and Dean discussing strategy is LIFE

-Sam spend the whole half of the episode being “ DUDE!”

-dEAN IS SO PRETTY

-THe pORN sTAr ?

7

- LOL SAM’S GOT IT 

- AAAAAAND 

8-9

LOOK AT HIS LEEEEEEGS

WE DED

- “Are we still talking about Sam or did you break up with someone too ?” CAN I CHOKE TO DEATH NOW??

- “Out there, in the real world…you are a hero” BABY 

-LOL DEAN is experiencing some of what his brother has to endure 

-”first time for everything if you wanna come find my tent later “ LOL GET IT GURL

S: another time

BOOOOOO

- Shadow Dorks

- GOSH HE’S PRETTY , also all that…tight clothes…thank you ….blessed day.

- the little curtsy 

- LOL HE SO DONE

-”You love it”

-I miss Sam’s little tuff of hair hanging there, cuuute

-Dean is enjoying himself a lot and I’m living for that

- “ wow real magic, that is really cool , if not mostly terrifying”

-CHarlie and the smolder brings all the girls to her yard.

-”Silence”

10

-”she’s not into Orcs “ …well 

-Sexy elf time

Us:

11

- “dudes , if the tent is rocking don’t come in rocking!”

- *chicken sounds* LOL

-Sam Judging face is pretty brutal

12

-”Gilda the big one” 

- That bitch slap tho

- AAAAAN LUMBERJACK AGAIN

-Sam…my beautiful sad boi

-AAAAAAAWW look how happy he is! he’s practically waggling his tail

-THAT WIG 

13.

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*recomposing herself, smoothing hair back*  if you enjoyed let me know!

This is a series that I’m doing with the asks I’ll be receiving 

next up :First Blood

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