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muffinlance · 5 months
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Read "Suki, Alone". Liked it in general. But can they please, please hire someone who knows both the show's actual events and how to follow through on a character arc? Because guys. Guys. That comic is not implying about Suki what they meant it to be implying, and all because of literally one line.
So like. From a writer's standpoint:
What they meant to do: show Suki as a community-oriented person who cares for her people, and believes in everyone succeeding together.
As opposed to (spoilers): the thief girl they set her up in contrast with, who's pretty upfront and consistent on primarily looking out for herself. She betrays Suki for one (1) corn chip to improve her own life at the prison, no surprise.
But the problem is: they give Suki an inspirational line to the effect of "we're all working together and we'll all break out together"
You know
The thing she does not do in the show
So if both the show and this comic are canon, then instead of setting up a compare/contrast with the thief girl, they've just set up a comparison. One were Suki is arguably worse, because she's been leading a significant number of prisoners on with her "we'll all fight and win our freedom together!" business, only to straight up cut them out of the escape loop and abandon them, whereas the thief is only leading Suki on in the sense that Suki keeps telling her what it's morally correct to think and confuses snide replies with agreement
My dudes. My fellow writers. You people actually being paid for this. There were so many ways to fix those awful implications against our girl's character, the simplest of which would be to not include that line. Or they could have, you know, made it canon compliant with what actually happens in the show, so that this comic doesn't set Suki up as a betrayer instead of a community builder. Like... just send all her good prison buddies off to other prisons in the wake of the warden finding out they're colluding. Have it timed to be right before the next new prisoners arrive, thus setting it immediately before the Boiling Rock episodes, so Suki didn't have anyone left in the prison she'd want to take with her on a breakout. For bonus points, include a page or two of her and her Kyoshi warriors opening up the cell of one of her prison friends post-war, thus implying she's tracking down and actually fulfilling her promises. Maybe even show her doing the same with thief girl, who was established as being imprisoned on false charges anyway, and also showing that Suki is A) the bigger person, and B) willing to acknowledge her own role in mistakes (because I cannot emphasize enough how much thief girl was not hiding her own priorities, and it was Suki who approached HER with all this, not the girl ever doing anything special to weasel her way in) (this would also open up an opportunity for paralleling Suki's earlier in-comic mistake of not listening to one of her friend's very valid thoughts and feeling, which lead to the girl leaving their island alone pre-canon; a "seeing people as they are, not what you want them to be" moment)
Anyway yeah enjoyable enough for a quick read but another one for the "this can't be canon or the characters are So Much Worse than they were in the actual show" pile
At least Aang didn't promise to murder anyone in this one
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In a video of the moment the banner unfurled, Truss says: "I support trump and I want him to win... But the, it's what I was saying about incumbents, i think the average American is not doing well and people do vote on..."
Then, the banner begins to unfurl. First showing the words "I crashed the economy," as the former Prime Minister continues, unaware: "I think it was Bill Clinton's adviser who said its the economy stupid, so I think that he will probably win."
Truss, whose radical and uncosted plan for the economy saw the cost of people's mortgages skyrocket, forcing her to resign, can be seen silently fuming as the hosts attempt to figure out where the banner came from.
Gathering her things, the former PM says quietly, "That's not funny", and walked off stage.
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otiksimr · 1 month
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ill be honest i dont like burger or hot dog or chicken nugget. i did just spend an hour raving over broccoli. vegetarian stereotype
Broccoli. Good.
I for one am a big l e t t u c e fan.
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ghosthoodie · 29 days
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my animals...
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kinokoshoujoart · 4 months
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Winter Thanksgiving with the DS:Cute bachelorettes (bkmn valentines day)💘
Witch Princess / The Witch
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What, is this for that Thanksfest thing? How so very thoughtful of you. Just you wait, you’ll be getting some payback in Spring!
Leia / Lettuce
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“Whoa! This a Winter Thanksgiving present?
But wait, I thought… aren’t you s’posed to give this kinda thing to boys…?
…Nah, never mind, I’m happy to take it! And you can look forward to gettin’ something from me in the spring!
Harvest Goddess / Goddess
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My my, what do we have here? A Winter Thanksgiving offering? Oh, you shouldn’t have.
Well, I just might give you a little something in return when Spring comes around~
Keira / Kilala
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goddess-of-frot · 1 month
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The struggle of being the nonfurry of the friend group is that your girlfriend will assign you bunny for petplay purposes and then you get high and eat a whole large bowl of chopped lettuce while high at a family gathering and the press has a field day about how you’re not beating the allegations
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hellsfanatic · 10 months
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tom buchanan the kinda guy to say you could be rich if you just didn’t spend that $6 a day on coffee
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My mother has decided she does not like Psych because Spencer is "too arrogant and lies".
My mother has also decided she likes House because House "while arrogant, tells the truth"
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Holy shit man-
We were on the bus to leave school and it caught on the gate. After a while one of the windows just shattered.
A lot of kids screaming in the back and me just staring like :0
I got a shard of glass and the kids yelling at me like "GIRL DROP THAT ARE YOU STUPID" and me just staring back like :)
When i say i kinda mold my personality after characters i like i didnt mean killer sans. I guess he's there tho.
I'll rb with my pretty shard when i get home
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microbe zhao makes me giggle so much, why are you so tiny for idiot...i could pin him like a butterfly in a shadow box
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mad uncool....
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delivery driver forgot my salad dressing but jokes on them because now i'm just shoveling it into my mouth using my bare hands
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lordfreg · 7 months
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i had a chicjen sammy for lunch
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i tried to recreate the feeling
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bass-alien · 8 months
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I’m sorry but as above so below is lowkey funny as fuck lmaooo
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uhzuku · 7 months
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being fat and having a lettuce allergy is literally So Fucking Funny to me u guys don’t even understand
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k-atsukibakugou · 7 days
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“crazy that people lie when it’s gone”
“hm?”
“they lie”
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serendipitous-mage · 3 months
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why do fire alarm batteries
ONLY
ever need replacing when you are dead fucking asleep
did i enrage god? does she hate me now as i too hate this creation of ours? when will she replace MY batteries
#THEYRE ALWAYS CONVOLUTED AS SHIT TOO 'oh 1 beep this 3 beeps this its plugged into the wAll but also has batteries and you can press this#'button to make it stop beeping for a min but only MAYBE cos it might also just make it start shrieking or speaking in a very loud voice#how do you *get to* the batteries you ask? it would make perfect sense if you were awake but theyre only going to go off middle of sleeping#so!! who knows. this says you need to insert a pin for batteries but theres a label over it but the label has a handy little dot printed#where the tunnel for said pin is under so u can just push through the label ig. but where tf do i get a pin-#*remembers i have actual like pushpins. is unsure if thatll be long enough but all i can think of without further bothering either roommate#*they are not long enough*#*digs into closet trying to be quiet to get to my sewing box for a needle cos thats the Only thing i can think of that might work and#that i know definitely where it is* needle fits but fits....loosely-#*reexamines the beep machine* the pin. for some reason. is supposed to be inserted to LOCK the battery tray so it doesnt open#why you need to Lock a battery tray with a little stick on a device that is already going to be up on the ceiling or top of a wall idk#but in my soggy state i became jared 19 and could no longer read#anyway the reason i hadnt been able to just pull the tray out was because fool that i am i tried to just pull it..yknow....out? but#its a fuckin swivel out to the side thiing#AND WHEN I FINALLY GOT IT OPEN YALL. YALL. MOST RIDICULOUS SIZED FUCKING BATTERY THAT WE DO NOT HAVE. SO WE CANT REPLACE IT RN.#istg istG#THERES NO REASON THAT THESE THINGS CANT BE MORE UNIVERSALLY SIZED#BATTERIES WALL PLUGS PHONE AND LAPTOP CHARGERS AND PORTS#CONSISTENCY *ESPECIALLY* ESPECAILY ESPECIALLY FOR SHIT THAT IS IMPORTANT AND CAN BE LIFE SAVING LIKE THIS#WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STUPID DIFFERENCES FOR NO REASON oh good the devils lettuce has hit me praise be thank fuck#SMOKE DETECTOR<<<<thats what theyre called i rememebered ik it was smth different#anyways#just me#smoke detector#no muscle memory this ones not goin in queue jail for 2 months it is free
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