#/ i mean what who said that

[charred-slime]

charlie slimecicle sketch spread

[paracosmicka]

sonadow mpreg not in a kink/sexual kind of way but more in a way you would for warrior cats when it’s like “i think it would be cute if these innocent animals loved each other and when the reserved-and-outwardly-threatening-independent-girlboss-mom one gets pregnant the chill-and-laid-back-sometimes-goofy-dad one takes care of her it’s so tooth-rottingingly fluffy and wholesome no one is gonna judge you for it”

this is about Bluestar and Oakwhateverhisnameis from Bluestar’s Prophecy isn’t it (it has been over a decade since i’ve read a warriors book but now i need to reread all of them bc i know exactly what vibe you’re talking about and i’m uncomfortable with the amount of accuracy you typed that entire statement out in and also how that’s the vibe i feel whenever i definitely not jokingly jokingly think about and also definitely not jokingly draw jokingly draw sonadow mpreg but i dare not post any of that in fear of being burned at the stake for being cringefail)

actually is that post about Yellowfang?? i forgot what mate she had but didn’t he die or something idk. god i need to reread yellowfang’s secret or whatever her super edition was called lol bc it was literally my favorite super edition. now i’m thinking about how all her kits died except Tigerheart who eventually turned into Tigerstar and his reign of terror over Shadowclan, and now i’m thinking about how i can use warriors-based-lore and turn it into sonadow fankid angst lore i mean what who said that

dear GOD the warrior cat books were fucked up lmao

[int0xpet]

Alright bear with me, am a bit high but I can't stop thinking about being corrupted by a priest, um. After I stop by to talk for a bit, he offers to take my confession and do communion for me. It starts slow, I confess the lustful thoughts I've been having, how much weed I've been smoking, how my eyes wander to who they shouldn't. He doesn't press for more information, not yet, and I take the Eucharist. Next time it happens, he suggests praying with me afterwards, does a blessing you know. He starts, over time getting friendly. Confession in his office leads to sitting in his lap and it doesn't even feel wrong, in fact I feel a bit hazy and my eyelids are heavy and my god I've never wanted this man worse in my life. And he knows how horny weed makes me now, confirming a suspicion he had at our first confession. The second suspicion is confirmed when I start rutting on his lap, slowly and lazily at first, then desperately. He chastises me for just how sinful I'm being, as he feeds me more marijuana laced grape juice. A few more weeks of this leads further and further until he's fucking me, forcing me to recite the Our Father and the Nicene Creed while I whimper and sob on his dick :) this goes on for a while. Turns out I do like church lol.

[beif0ngs]

[randoandro]

the sillies

gem: I know what you are

pearl, thinking: she knows what I did in DL (double life) and she hates me

gem, thinking: 🏳️‍🌈

[maybebitterxox]

Can we talk about how in the earlier seasons Buffy and Willow are literally allergic to being more than 3cm apart

[palamadeez]

logan has big "dad who didn't want the dog in the first place" energy

[princess-self-shipping]

Day 10! Starry hat! Aka the day where I somehow managed to make something this beautiful under an hour and I dunno what the heck possessed me to make this so HERE WE ARE

And as usual, prompt list here and run by @siffrin-enthusiast

[wearecrowley]

[dandanroo]

the things that i wish to say...

[luigi-lover-blog]

Hello tumblr it’s been a minute

Have some gravity falls content :))

[stormyoceans]

unfortunately i see jamie and the only thing i can think of is. SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL SHE SHOULD BE KISSING OTHER WOMEN

[newwavesylviaplath]

yall ever just

[schattengesang]

once upon a time, the dollmaker had a vision.

[lanawinterscigarettes]

A compilation of some of my favorite Wilson photos I have saved

[holly-tea]

shoutout to moros hades 2 for being made specifically for me