#/ anyways headcanon banner makes him look soft

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in true wizard fashion, loux is a hoarder. deeply unfortunate, as he simply will not get rid of anything and doesn't really care if he ends up amassing enough crap to start a fire if he so much as farts the wrong way. he likes things, the type to collect lunchmeat tupperware to stuff full of sewing needles and thread, or buttons, mouse bones, feathers, and blackwyrm sacs. cookie tins for brachio seeds, old cigarette tins for harpy eyes, mason jars for blackwyrm eggs, beholder eye stalks, and gas adder acid bladders. crate upon crate of tungskin ready for sale, near endless stacks of old textbooks and stolen tomes, scrolls and diagrams, writs and treatises, crystals and gemstone clusters in wide range of shapes and sizes, hutches, display cases, stolen artifacts and weapons both human and nightfolk, cabinet upon cabinet of jarred alchemical ingredients and ritual tools - and a closet that'd blow any unreasonably wealthy person out of their own walk-in, both masculine and feminine.

he's by no means messy and keeps absolutely everything labeled and organized, regularly going through and tossing what's expired, outdated, or otherwise useless to him and replacing it all later - but he has so much. about the only thing that's regularly disorganized is his desk, and that's not likely to change since it's a place he can be found frequenting - the mess is basically in constant rotation between research, balancing his ledger, going through his records, transitory poition-making since he's a pacer, so on and so forth. that's where he does most of his...well, anything, be it magic or even sleeping (he really only sleeps in his bed if he has a partner). anyway, he keeps everything else very clean, charming a number of common household cleaning tools to automatically sweep, dust, make the bed, scrub the dishes, etc. so that, even while he's away, where he lives is always neat and organized.

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NSFW Couple Alphabet/Headcanons

Again, this is self-indulgent and about my OC Riot with Ghost, so if it's not your thing, please ignore.

Disclaimer: This is my personal take on Simon Riley, how I write him in my fanfic, I repeat, PERSONAL, so again, if you don't agree, I don't care, thank you.

Also, themes like torture, SA, filth, smut, FILTH are going to be touched, so don't come crying later

Banners made by @nrdmssgs because they are a fucking legend

Dedicated to my lovely anon, and also to my lovely mutuals, some of them were asking for this

Once they start having sex it will be after being very comfortable with each other. They will even have slept together before being 'together' or having sex. Sometimes, even touching. So, by the time they have sex they are mostly comfortable and will cuddle.

She is lazier, and most of the time won't be able to stand after having sex (because they rarely go just one round), so if Simon can avoid her clinging to him, he'll try to go to the bathroom and bring a warm towel to clean her up. If not, he'll plainly carry her to the bathroom to run a bath or shower together.

After that, they cuddle. Simon is a human furnace and she's always cold, so it's a match made in Heaven (except when she touches him with her cold ass feet and he cringes). They rarely spoon at first, and if she happens to fall asleep while spooning, Simon tries to move around so they're facing each other in case she wakes up. It's the other way round too, in the rare moments that she spoons him (he secretely loves it once he gets used to it), and he falls asleep, she moves too.

Christine's favourite part of herself would be her boobs, but also her hips (and her thighs and arms because she works hard to keep in shape in spite of having PCOS). Sometimes she thinks her boobs are too big.

Simon's favourite part of himself would be his arms and torso. He sees his body as another tool, and tries to keep in shape, but doesn't go nuts about it. He has a healthy layer of fat everywhere, he isn't dehydrated or chiseled, but his muscles are steel.

Christine's favourite part about Simon, apart from his eyes (yes, she's that cheesy), would be his shoulders and back. And thighs. And she's quite partial to his jaw and even his broken nose, she adores kissing every inch of his face and every single one of his scars, both in face and body. And his chest. And his hands, she likes how they feel on her skin, and his strength. And she loves that he's that big (size kink) and burly.

Simon's favourite part about Christine... If asked, he'd say her eyes. After all, they were what drew him to her in first place, and everytime she looks at him he still feels that chill down his spine. And her face (especially her lips, even with her scar, he doesn't mind), he finds her breathtakingly beautiful (of course she won't believe him). But, Simon is a man, and not a complicated one, so... boobs. Her boobs and thighs and the curve of her hips and ass are what gets him going. Also, he loves that she is soft all over but when he digs his fingers in, there's hard muscle beneath. And the size difference.

Inside. Simon has a thing for fucking her thighs though, but he rarely finishes that way because being inside her is so much better. Christine prefers him to finish inside anyway (she has a IUD and also takes the pill). They use condoms too, but given they're exclusive they rarely bother.

It takes a lot of time and talk for Simon to consent in allowing her to try to go down on him (he's terrified of hurting her because of his size and her scar) but she's stubborn, and wants more than anything to make him feel good. And once she gets her way, she wants it in her mouth, and his soul leaves his body everytime.

Sometimes though, she'll ride him, just rubbing against him, with clothes on, just underwear or naked. Simon goes feral if she does that, even helping her by grabbing her hips, hard enough to leave bruises. Watching her get off using him makes him hard as a rock, and it would be more than once that he has come like that, all over his stomach and chest, usually seeing her reach her orgasm just makes him lose it. He rarely goes soft after that though, and is able to keep going right away, so he either helps her keep riding him, now deeply buried into her, or rolls them over so he is on top and absolutely ruins her.

And if we're speaking about her cum... Simon wants it. He wants her to cum around his cock when he's balls deep inside her, wants her to cum on his fingers when he's fingering her, and most of all wants it in his mouth when he's fucking her with his tongue. No order of preference.

They appear to be very vanilla, and at first they are, until they're completely comfortable with each other. Then they are two little kinky bastards.

They mark each other. Simon often leaves bruises on her thighs, ass or hips by gripping too hard. At first he was mortified and worried, but seeing her flaunt them, all proud (of course in private, with him) made him feel... proud. Possessive. He also tends to bite her thighs when he goes down on her, and soon discovered that she liked it a bit too much. He gets off a little too much of considering her to be his.

Christine also bites him, and he found out he felt fucking good the day after while shaving, and saw a big bite mark on his shoulder. They don't bite to hurt and never to break the skin, just to mark each other, and always on places hidden by clothes. Just knowing that the other knows is enough.

Related to this is Simon's fixation on her lipstick. He loves when she wears red lipstick (and red nails. And lingerie) and it's not unheard that she has to apply it more than once because he tends to kiss her until it rubs off (Christine could just buy one of those that doesn't wear off but where's the fun in that?). If she has more than one shade? Well lovie, you have to try them on, one by one, and I'll decide later which one tastes better. Once he's comfortable with her going down on him, one thing that makes Simon go nuts is if she wears lipstick and leaves red kiss marks all over him. Just going about their day, knowing that she has marked him as hers underneath his clothes, gets him hard like you wouldn't believe.

They're not big on PDA nor are fans of being almost caught, but with time, they start stealing touches in public. A hand between the other's thighs beneath a table (there's a reason Christine starts wearing short dresses again, after they start non-dating). Cupping her tits from behind and whispering in her ear how much he wants to fuck her when they're at the back of a crowd and nobody's watching. Stuck in a lift with more people, and her rubbing her ass against him.

Good thing his balaclava and her mask mostly hide their blush.

Christine is bi (with preference for amab) and demisexual (needs to feel a connection to feel sexual attraction), so one night stands are out of the question for her. She has little experience in relationships but knows what she's doing, sexually speaking. She's always been sex-positive, watched/watches porn, and has a vivid imagination.

But since what happened in Transnistria (September 2022) she hasn't had sex nor any kind of romantic or sexual contact with anybody.

Simon, as per my hc, is bi (with preference for afab but has experimented with both, consensually). I use the comics background, a bit adapted, so I think that before Roba he had his one night stands, brief relationships (per his words, he did his 'studding' in his late teens-early twenties), but being in the military I don't think he had any long term one. When he briefly left to help his brother, I think he was more worried about keeping his family afloat. And after Roba and his abuse, I think it took a lot of time to be comfortable with allowing someone else to touch him. And even then, it had to be on his terms, lights off, most clothes on. I think he would have tried a couple one night stands but none worked out and he felt... empty. So it would have been a long time since the last time he had proper sex.

But apart from that, he knows what he's doing, and if comfortable, has a great imagination.

Missionary - that's their default one. Intimate, soft, loving. Simon loves pinning Christine down with his body, feeling her legs wrapped around his waist or hips, his hand craddling her head and another hand holding hers, with their fingers laced. Foreheads touching, soft kisses, slow, deep thrusts. That is, until the pace starts to quicken, then he usually grabs her hips to lift them up (if he hadn't placed a pillow under them beforehand), his upper body still pinning her down, either still kissing or his face buried in the crook of her neck. If he gets too worked up, her legs end up over his shoulders, or he directly folds her in a mating press, but he doesn't usually do that just in case (he doesn't want her to feel trapped and trigger her PTSD)

Cowgirl - a close second, choosing one or another just depends on their mood or who's dom in that moment (but usually, instead of sitting up, she is lying on him, or he is propped up against some pillows or the headboard, just to be able to kiss and hold each other). But he can also rut into her if she's topping, which he will once he loses control. But while he has it, he allows her to ride him, enjoying the view greatly and taking the chance to play with her tits (he's quite obsessed with them tbh). Another cowgirl variant is him sitting with her on his lap. She rarely reaches the floor (he's too tall) so gravity does its work, and he can manhandle her as he pleases.

Simon used to like doggystyle because it was more impersonal, he could focus on getting off and nothing else, either kneeling on the bed or with him standing next to the bed, but never on the floor, he thinks it's demeaning (doesn't mean they won't do it if rushed though). Now he found out that he needs to feel her close, in any position, he needs to feel her skin, to be able to bury his face in her neck, to see her face, to kiss her... and she can't have sex at first if they are not touching or holding each other.

He won't demand doggy or any other position though, because at first she has problems being taken from behind. Not for the sex itself, but because she needs to see it's him at all times to not freak out. If he's laying on her, his chest to her back, she can deal with it better, because feeling his weight and his warmth and being able to take his arm and see his tattoo sleeve works wonders. Still, for her it's difficult, mentally (It's a very early wip but I have a smut oneshot where he tears off the bathroom mirror to bring it into the bedroom so they can use it), because physically, she used to like it, and once they are able to do it, she'll love it and even ask for it.

Once she starts being more comfortable with being taken from behind, spooning will be another favourite, especially as lazy sex in the early morning. They'll also discover reverse cowgirl that way.

Now, this doesn't mean they don't try other things... these are mostly the 'planned' ones. Because if they're not in a bedroom, or weren't able to reach the bed, more often than not Simon will be kneeling on the floor after laying her on the bed (or not, lmao), or standing while she's on a desk or table. Sometimes, even on the bed he'll be kneeling, holding her upright with her legs wrapped around his waist. Speaking of which, standing sex, against a wall, is quite frequent, but right before changing to another position. He's strong, but his back would protest afterwards.

At first, together, they're more awkward than anything. Simon is worried that the many marks on his body will be a turn off for her, Christine is terrified of him noticing the marks on her body from her abuse and will be just as put off. Their first time was the most vanilla, awkwardly sweet, most clothes on sex you can imagine.

But after the initial fears are beaten, they can be (and are) quite stupid together. From telling one of their god awful jokes in the worst moment possible to throw the other off and make it last more while they giggle like two idiots, to Simon tickling Christine to the point of tears (she's very ticklish, something that usually only Soap uses against her) if she's trapped under him or even when she's riding him cowgirl.

Christine also has kind of an obsession with his ass. She finds it difficult to resist pinching him sometimes or fondling it (or plainly biting...), but at first she restrains herself until he is comfortable with it (his own abuse). In all honesty, he does the same to her, groping her ass or tits all the time.

Sometimes during briefings (only the core members present), Christine would gasp and start swatting Simon's arm and shoulder, swearing at him while Simon kept his stoic demeanor, much to Price and Mylène's bewilderment. Kyle and Johnny at first were just as baffled, but by the third time it happened they caught on: Simon would sneakily pinch her hip or tickle her out of the blue, making her jump, and he was fucking grinning while she swatted at him. Johnny once had the bright idea of sitting behind them and pinch her himself. Simon suffered the swatting, but then got his revenge on Johnny.

Also, God forbid if during sex there was any kind of fart sound, real or pretended (let's be real, friction does that), or the bed creaks. They would end up laughing like idiots, still kissing and trying to keep going, but sometimes they'd need to make a pause.

Christine shaves everything, usually using in shower hair removal cream. Mostly because the tact of hair on herself is not pleasant (texture issues) but also because she has scar tissue in certain intimate parts (more in the X-Ray section) and she feels better without it. And in any case, it's very fair hair.

Simon is not exactly hairy like for example Price and Nikolai are, but he does have quite a bit of hair, mostly on his pecs and especially between them, then a line down his stomach and happy trail going down his groin. He doesn't exactly care much, but keeps it groomed for sanitary reasons (if going commando most of the time I don't think having a jungle down there will help much with sweat, ingrown hairs, etc). A bit darker than his head hair (which is either dirty blonde or light brown depending on the light)

Rotten sweet. Seriously, it's disgusting. (/s)

They aren't sure (neither am I lmao) who fell first, but what they know is that they fell fucking hard. Simon is more closed off, but Christine openly admits that she has never felt anything close to what she feels for him. He won't say it, but he feels the same.

Maybe it's because they have gone through similar things, and thus understand each other without needing to put words to it. They just know.

So they second they are alone, they are all over each other. If in Ghost's office, they'll try to keep their composure (although cockwarming while doing paperwork is not unheard of, just risky. Door is always locked though)

If they are alone, behind closed doors, in any of their rooms or at a rented apartment, they can't get their hands off of each other. Touching, kissing, laughing, cuddling, foreheads touching.

Riot has (had) a high sex drive, often masturbating once a day, usually in the shower. She isn't against watching porn for 'inspiration' either, but since Transnistria, her sex drive was quite low. A certain Lieutenant awakened it, so since they started sharing that last cigarette at night, she tried masturbating again.

At first she could never finish, with flashbacks or bad memories, and some days are worse than others, but she's slowly getting there. Having Simon's (stolen) t-shirt helps a lot because she can smell him, but the smell has worn off a lot, sadly.

Ghost has a high sex drive too, but he approaches it in a more clinical sense. He has a morning wood? Rub one out in the shower, get about his day. He is angry and needs to relax? Rub one out. Impersonal, clinical, a means to an end. Watches porn too, but most of the time it doesn't cut it either.

The first time he felt desire again, in a long time, was the day Riot beat Grizzly during a training session for being stupid and insubordinate. He got so painfully hard by seeing it that he had to excuse himself and go to the nearest toilet.

Size difference - Both are extremely turned on by it tbh. Christine loves that he's so tall and big. Simon loves that she is a fiery little thing (not so little, but to him, she's perfect) that has him wrapped around her little finger, but that mewls in ecstasy when he manhandles her.

Voice kink - Simon's voice does things to Christine. Thankfully he doesn't use it to his advantage out of the bedroom, but he knows how much his voice turns her on when he's whispering filth or sweet nothings in her ear or in her hair.

Praise - for both of them. ''You take me so well'', ''You make me feel so good'', ''My beautiful girl, taking me so well'', ''You're so big...'', etc etc and sometimes even more filthy *fans herself*

Cockwarming

Breeding/creampies - both of them, feral for it. Given their stamina they rarely go only once, so...

Overstimulation and edging - both like it, but only together. Before, both felt it was giving too much control. They trust each other, so they're fine exploring their limits, as long as it's together

Marking - I touched this before, but hickeys, soft bite marks, lipstick marks in his case, bruises from his grip on her thighs, hips and ass...

Grinding - I also talked about this

Mutual masturbation - Both are incredibly turned on by seein the other touching themselves, but it rarely lasts long until they get their hands on each other.

Nicknames - Simon calls her love, lovie, doll, pet (only in private and in a sexual setting, never in public), beautiful... princess is just a joke, but sometimes it hits right. Christine calls him cariño (love, darling, sweetheart), mi vida (my life), honey, love... 'her' throne is just a joke, as is princess, it'll make sense in a later chapter.

(Extremely light and vanilla) bondage - the most they'd do at first is a silk tie, tied loosely enough that it'd be extremely easy to get rid of it. Also, games like telling the other to keep their hands on the bed'd headboard. Or him pining her hands or wrists to the mattress, always ending in their fingers laced together.

Somnophilia/sleepy sex/free use - when she gets better about her issues, this one will be the norm. Whoever wakes up first can start touching and kissing the other. There's nothing she likes more than waking up with him between her legs (either his mouth or his cock, lol). And for him, waking up feeling her mouth around him has him cum embarrasingly fast, but be ready for the second round almost right away.

Ideally, in private and behind a locked door. Given their size difference, somewhere with a bed or any piece of furniture it's a must. Simon thinks fucking on the floor is demeaning to Christine (she doesn't give a fuck, she just wants to feel him) and although he can lift her up easily, fucking while standing is not exactly comfortable unless it's quick and rough and they're too pent up.

So their choices while at base are, his room (preferred, for the bed size and being more secluded), her room, his office (she shares hers with Gaz and Soap), the backseat of his jeep (driven somewhere out of base... well, yes, they have fucked in the base's garage. Inside the jeep).

If they are able to score a couple of free days (using the accumulated leave days that they rarely use, Ghost has like, a shit ton and Price is tired of trying to force him take them), they usually rent an AirBnB/apartment or a hotel room, but apartment is preferred. And in rare moments, a cabin (even more secluded). Always within one or two hours by car from base, after all, they're responsible.

Simon is a simple man. He only needs to see the shape of her tits under her t-shirt, feel the curve of her hip and ass under his hand and he's got a boner. Seeing her angry (not at him, please) gets him going too. Seeing her in action (using her knives, fighting someone in training lessons) too.

But when she looks up at him with those eyes of hers, with that something behind those blue-gray irises that he'll be damned if he knows, but scares and lures him all the same, he's a goner.

Christine is equally as simple. His voice, his eyes, and seeing do whatever. She is mesmerized by the way he moves, in spite of being so big, silent and purposeful. The way he can manhandle her easily but is so gentle with her. The way he looks at her.

Anal - Her only experience with it was non consensual (Transnistria), but she'd be open to make new, better, sweeter experiences with Simon, although it scares her. But he's too worried about being too big and hurt her and trigger her by it. So the only anal play is with fingers or toys. He had better experiences with it, before Roba, but needs time and patience to even try it again. But he's not opposed to be toyed with while receiving head, or even trying a toy while they're fucking, on her or on him.

Pain - Be it severed bdsm, choking, heavy spanking, slapping, whatever, it's an absolute no. Both of them had gone through enough pain to sometimes not be able to separate it mentally and make it enjoyable. A light swat on her ass? Yeah, that happens often and she enjoys it greatly. A pinch here and there, just to rile the other up? Her nails scratching his back in the middle of a good thrust? Yup. But they'd never hurt each other. Both would be devastated, and it's one of Simon's worst nightmares, hurting her unknowingly and her not saying anything to not making him worry or spiral about it.

Threesomes, foursomes, anything with other people - They don't share. Period. In a very early idea of the fic it was going to be GhostxSoapxRiot but I discharged it almost right away. To be comfortable with a third person it'd have to be someone they both trusted, and trusted wouldn't come in between them (Soap, most likely), and absolutely not a female. Because Riot is WAY MORE jealous than Ghost, in an explosive way. He just glares at the offending individual, she glowers.

Lucky or unluckily, both prefer giving rather than receiving... Christine tried to compromise with 69, Simon was having none of it (although they do it, sometimes). He likes having her spread on the bed or his desk, and then feast on her until she's a sobbing mess and gripping his hair, getting drunk on her whines and sighs. She is always worried about being too loud, and at first tried to cover her mouth, but again, he was having none of it. Oral sex and fingering her is his preferred way of prepping her for him (he's deadly aware of how big he is, and the last thing he wants is for her to feel pain or discomfort and be triggered by it). He doesn't care how long it takes or if he even gets anything in return, feeling her boneless beneath him is enough.

The other way round is trickier. Simon is deeply worried about his size hurting her, especially because of her scar. It'd take a lot of convincing on her part, and a particularly bad day where he was angry after some meeting and angsty, to concede in her trying. Then he was ruined, completely ruined, and also discovered that he can become a babbling fucked out mess too. He loves it if she keeps going after he cums, and she better be quick because if he is able to think straight, he'll drag her upwards to his lap to fuck her senseless right away after coming.

Slow and sensual if possible, slow and rough a close second. Frantic and rough is reserved for quickies, or for the first orgasm and then continue playing if they're too worked up.

Both of them prefer taking their time with the other, but they not always have the time to do so. In Simon's opinion, if the choice is between waiting to fuck, or have a frantic quickie in some locker room, the choice is the frantic quickie. Christine at first was to embarrassed of being heard, but her need for him is too great. The solution is quick and rough, kissing desperately, or with his hand covering her mouth, and him grunting in her ear.

Christine is up for experimenting whatever he wants because she trusts him and knows he'd never hurt her knowingly, but Simon is more reluctant, both for her and his sake, not because he doesn't trust her.

He knows that he sometimes doesn't react in the best way, and that she can get triggered easily about sexual things, so before they are up for trying things it'll be a long time.

But they are mature enough to share a list of their kinks (seriously, sitting down with a drink and everything to discuss it) to see in which they agree, and in which they'd be up to try (that's how they find out about new ones) and which ones are a hard no.

Just like in the battlefield, he is bigger, stronger and resilient, while she is smaller and faster (and in some ways, tougher). Both have great amounts of stamina (and crave each other after being touch starved for so long) so it's rare the time that they are together and have time and only make love once.

They like to play who can tire the other out first, but always within their limits. The second Christine is too sore, even if she wants to continue, Simon will refuse and instead they'll cuddle.

She used to have toys and use them, in that aspect she has no shame. If they make her feel good why not? After Transnistria she lost almost everything she owned that wasn't in a self storage unit in Cambridge (Captain Rico sold or auctioned Phoenix Squad's things). BTW she wants to move them to the one in Birmingham but hasn't had the time or the means yet. In the present she owns a small vibrator, but only for external stimulation.

He was never one to use toys but he's not against using them on her. In time, on him too, together, and will buy new ones.

She's fairly a straight-to-the-point person, so she doesn't like teasing much or being teased. Flirting, yeah, lingering touches or looks, yes, but not mean remarks, she prefers praise.

She'd die of embarrassment, but she would send Simon a dirty text or photo here and there, but never if he's in a meeting or deployed, she thinks that's mean. Only when he's around so he can find her as fast as he can to show his appreciation.

Then he fucker starts to do that too, but she's faster at tracking him down.

Christine would die before being heard during sex, or masturbating. She used music to drown out the possible sounds, both hers or if she used toys or was with someone. Simon prefers to just hear her, and the sound of their bodies slapping together, but concedes on the music sometimes, he can't deny it sometimes gets him in the mood too.

He also learned why Take My Breath Away is one of her favourites, and why Soap said she used to put in on repeat a lot (lol)

But they soon discover (to her dismay and his amusement) that she can be quite vocal, and Simon lives for it and tries to get more sounds out of her. Until she forgets her bashfulness. He loves hearing her whimper, and beg for more, and forget how to speak in English and revert to her native Castilian when it's so good that her brain doesn't work anymore.

On the other hand, he was never vocal, more focused on hearing his partner because it was what got him going. Grunts in her ear, heavy breathing, some cursing. But soon he starts to notice how Christine reacts to his voice in bed, to each of his grunts that make her clench tightly around him, a growled good girl in her ear, and the occasional moan he couldn't muffle in time. So he starts letting go a bit, enjoying greatly how she reacts to his pleasure, and he is both amazed and more in love with her for it (the fool doesn't realize that it works both ways)

But it's not until the first time that she is on top that he becomes a right mess (and even worse the day she finally succeeds in getting him to agree on oral, him receiving), cursing up a storm and praising her, and even begging sometimes

Soft!Simon is the best, I don't make the rules

Christine cries after sex, especially if it's been emotional and loving, after her second or third orgasm and overestimulated, she can't help it. She can tear up if they're rougher because it's so good, but if it's slow, sweet, loving and emotional? She cries. She tries to hide it, because the first time Simon almost freaked out thinking he had hurt her or she was having flashbacks, but by now he's used to it and just craddles her. He'd never admit it, but sometimes, he feels the sting of tears too after they are done, still holding each other tightly, and he feels her sobbing into his neck.

Simon likes when she's being the dominant one. He likes seeing her confident and sexy even if she doesn't think she is, for him it's so hot. He likes it if she rides him and 'uses' him for her pleasure. He also goes nuts for her praise, for her sounds and how she tries to muffle them by kissing him, how she clings to him and how it makes him feel. Possessive, protective, a provider. Primal as shit, but he can't help it. That she is tough and can absolutely beat the shit out of anyone makes him hard too. He likes seeing her train the privates, or argue with someone, and if someone ends up punched? He either has to rub one out by himself or makes an excuse to get her alone.

Christine has a fit body due to the hard training discipline she imposes herself to try and keep her PCOS at bay, but absolutely hates every part of it: watching what she eats, having to work out as an obligation instead of doing it because she likes it. Most of her fat is carried on her ass, thighs and hips, and tries very hard to keep the fat layer on her belly on acceptable levels. She also has fairly big boobs that she controls by wearing sport bras most of the time. In contrast, her arms are quite strong (she prefers weightlifting to other types of exercise. For example, she absolutely hates running)

Apart from the prominent scar on the left side of her face, she has her fairly share of marks. Some on the right side of her abdomen, from a bullet and then surgery because her appendix exploded. A long gash on her right thigh. Another long cut on the back of her left shoulder (from the op with Nikolai, in the near future). On her left hand (a knife through it). A scar right next to her left nipple, usually hidden by her clothes, another on her labia (yes, you read right), and several, thin ones on her inner thighs, all of these from THE THING (i love you my lovely anon)

Simon is... big. In all senses. But we all know that. My particular headcanon is that Roba didn't really touch his face while having him tortured (if you want to send him back as a sleeper agent how do you justify that), the scars on his face are either from his child and teen years (I give him a scar on his left brow that I hc is from his father) or from later ops when he was still a rabid animal without caring for himself and Price was desperately trying to get him in check.

I don't think he's ripped either, I hc him with a healthy layer of fat making him look broad and massive. Big pecs, broad shoulders, strong arms, nice ass, strong thighs, and strong abs but not extremely defined.

Now, under the clothes... Again, he is big. Uncut, 19 or 20 cm, and girthy. Well above average, and heavy, so much that even when hard, it hangs low.

Once they are comfortable together and take the plunge? Out of the charts. Both being touch deprived means that they try to be together as much as possible. Obviously they can't be touching each other in public as they'd really want, so it's mostly stolen touches here and there: a brush of one hand against their thigh, linking pinkies below tables, holding hands for a second when nobody is watching, leaning against each other.

Of course being at base is quite difficult to spend the night together, but given that they already had insomnia most of the time, they become quite adept to sneak into one or the other's room. They tend to go to Simon's, because it's the one further from everyone else, and his bed is a bit bigger due to his size and thanks to Price.

It really depends. If they only went one round it's either because they were tired, or worried about something, or just were cuddling without sex. Most of the time they talk while cuddling, of anything and everything. She falls asleep if he starts running his fingers through her hair, so she tries to do it to him first, because then he's out like a light. But, they have to be touching, in any way.

If they are sleeping with others, during a mission or something, they cuddle, especially if they are with just the core team. If they are with others, Simon keeps her against the wall and covers her with his body. They might not cuddle, but they sure are touching.

If they are sleeping alone, they sleep holding each other, either spooning when she can, or facing each other. Sometimes he drags her over his body so she's kind of a weighted blanket over him, and then he sleeps like a baby for once. If one or the other shifts away, or tries to get up to go to the bathroom or anything, the other wakes up almost instantly, and they have to rush to get up before they find the other dragging them back to bed.

They are so cute it's disgusting.

[chaifootsteps]

not naming names because I don't wanna shame anybody, but back in my days of actually reading HB fanfiction there was one author who I started to avoid. It was mostly because I noticed whenever they wrote a fic they would always go out of their way to give Stolas as much benefit of the doubt as possible and even invent headcanons that weren't in the show to explain away the worst of his behavior

so whenever they wrote fics where he and Blitz fought and then talked it out, Stolas had never done anything wrong that wasn't just a misunderstanding or something Blitz shouldn't have taken at face value or something. needless to say I gave up reading because it was just frustrating watching fic writers uncritically parrot the party line Viv fed them in s2 and make Stolas this flawless soft boy while Blitz always had to be the one to eat crow. since it was annoying me I did the sensible thing of 'don't like, don't read' and just disengaged with large parts of the fanfic community

anyway, out of curiosity I checked in after the most recent ep and noticed they'd written one about the Apology Tour shots from the trailer

and even they, one of the most committed writers to defend Stolas for pretty much anything & everything, didn't like the idea that Stolas is singing in front of a 'Blitzo sucks' banner or putting him on blast. Don't get me wrong, they still didn't have Stolas give any real apologies in his song ans he was still framed like Blitz needed to make stuff up to him, but like

even they didn't have the stomach for Stolas going full bitter Blitz diss track right in front of a banner saying how much he sucks

I just wonder how the fanbase are gonna take it if Stolas does exactly the thing everyone is dreading next episode. Are they just gonna find a way to excuse that too or is this finally gonna be the straw that breaks the camel's back?

Because even the people who think Stolas' offscreen phone calls and texts make up for a season of treating Blitzo like trash, even the people who've blotted season 1 out of their minds, think it's a bridge too far for Stolas to publically humiliate Blitz for the crime of not wanting to date him the second he asked

Almost kind of makes you hope that it's as bad as it looks, just to see what will happen. Because I think if it is, this fandom's going to blow the fuck up.

[yanderepuck]

Salai-Chapter 18

WELCOME TO SALAI'S ROUTE. This is a FAN MADE route of my oc, Salai. This means this route contains my headcanons for the characters and in no way is suppose to represent the canon story. This is just a fun little time because I know many of you enjoy Salai. Feel free to engage, talk theories, send asks (even to @ask-salai ).

DISCLAIMER: His route his not canon to his character. Also, all of his lore in not in the route for simplicity reasons plus please feel free to ask about him.

Banner by @spooscribbles

You walk down the hall with a plate of food. You go to your room first, see that the bed is empty and go to Salai’s room.  You knock on the door and try listening for him.  You think you hear some moving around and knock again.

Mitsuki: Salai?  I brought you some pancakes since you didn’t come to breakfast.  I had to hide them from Theo so he didn’t eat all of them

You chuckle softly and hear him coming to the door.  You smile until the door opens, seeing his eyes and face all wet.

Mitsuki: Salai? What happened? Why are you crying?

You step closer and put a hand on his cheek, using your thumb to wipe away the tears.  He takes your hand, removing it from his face.

Salai: I’m not going to be staying here for any longer..

His voice is soft as if he’s trying to keep it low so that it doesn’t crack.

Mitsuki: What? What do you-

It only takes you a moment to realize what must have happened.

Mitsuki: Leonardo

You start to get angry.  This shouldn’t be happening. Salai only wanted to fix things and Leonardo is making it all worse and pushing him away.

Salai: I shouldn’t have come here anyway. It’s my fault.  He’s spent all this time away, I’m the one ruining-

Mitsuki: Stop that!

He quickly gets quiet as you raise your voice. You feel your eyes start to water as he talks like that.

Mitsuki: None of this has been your fault.  You deserve to be happy just as much as he does.  I know you care about him but he shouldn’t be what determines how you live your life.

Salai sniffles, not sure what to say.  He didn’t want to get emotional in front of you, but he also couldn’t just ignore you.

Salai: I-I can’t…I shouldn’t be here.. Maestro.. He..

Mitsuki: It doesn’t matter what he thinks!

Before you keep yelling you push your way into Salai’s room, closing the door behind you.  You quickly set down the plate and put both your hands on his cheeks, looking into his eyes.

Mitsuki: Andrea… please don’t go.  I love you.

Your heart skipped a beat after realizing you said that outloud.  He seems just as shocked.

Salai: N-no. You shouldn’t.  Maestro was right. I-I’m not a good person.  I don’t deserve-

He tries to pull himself away but you keep him in place.

Mitsuki: You deserve to be happy and to live life the way you want it

A few fresh tears roll down his face before he leans in to kiss you again.  As soon as you kiss back the kiss gets deeper.

~~

You weren’t going to ask him what happened in the talk he had with Leonardo, but whatever happened is more serious than before but you have no power in any of this.  If things really did go bad then you understand why he wouldn’t want to live under the same roof as Leonardo, but remembering how he was living before isn’t a good idea either.

After convincing Salai to not pack his things and that you would be right back, you left his room, going straight down the hall to Le Comte’s room.  Salai and Le Comte have no connection but maybe he would have an idea.  You knock on his door.

Comte: Come in

You open the door and step inside, making sure to close it behind you.

Comte: Good morning, Mitsuki.

He gives you a welcoming smile from his desk.

Mitsuki: Good morning

You try not to sound emotional and walk to his desk.

Mitsuki: Can I talk to you about something?

Comte: Let me guess, it is about Gian?

You just nod. You shouldn’t be surprised that he guessed correctly.

Mitsuki: He said something about wanting to leave.  Something happened between him and Leonardo again. I didn’t want to pry.

Comte sighs and sits back in his chair.

Comte: Leonardo may be a dear friend of mine, but I will admit that he’s made a big mistake here.  I understand why he turned him, and I don’t blame him.  He would have died so young.

Mitsuki: If he leaves he won’t have anywhere to go.  He was already living in the worst part of town.

Comte: Don’t worry, ma cherie. I’m not going to let anything bad happen to him.

Mitsuki: You won’t?

Comte: He may technically be Leonardo’s responsibility but no matter how long a lesser has been around there is no reason to abandon them, and I’m not going to let that happen to him.

You are relieved, but anger is stirring up inside you again.  Why does Leonardo not understand this?  Why can’t he be the one helping Salai?  Why is he only pushing him away? Comte pulls his chair out and stands up. He walks away from his desk without bothering to put his coat back on.

Comte: I will go talk to him, and Leonardo.

Mitsuki: thank you

~~

You try to occupy yourself with chores around the mansion as Comte cleans up Leonardo’s mess.

Dazai: Toshiko-san.  Toshiko-san?

Arthur: Luv snap out of it

Mitsuki: Ahh!

Arthur waves a hand in front of your face, ripping you out of your thoughts.

Arthur: You have been dusting that vase for close to five minutes now. I think it's clean.

You look at the vase next to you, you completely forgot what you were doing.

Mitsuki: Sorry..

Dazai: Something is on your mind. Why don’t you tell us?

Mitsuki: You two are the last ones I should be gossiping with…

Arthur: I would say the best!  Maybe you missed something or we could help fill in details~

You sigh.  They aren’t going to leave you alone until they learn what is going on.

Mitsuki: I honestly don’t know the details. Andr-Salai said something about packing his things and leaving the mansion

Dazai: I bet that has something to do with Leonardo-sama

Mitsuki: It does. Salai doesn’t seem to know how to live for himself.  He’s been looking for Leonardo for so long that he doesn’t know how to live his own life.

Arthur: I may have overheard the old man mention that he shouldn’t have turned Salai.

Mitsuki: ..he what

Arthur: By pureblood standards Leonardo was really young when he turned him, and they are always going on about how purebloods and lessers and humans are so different.  Maybe he shouldn’t have turned Salai, but he did and didn’t think of the long term meaning of it.

Mitsuki: So he should have just let him die?!

Arthur:  There’s still a lot I don’t even know about their situation.  What I mean is that Leonardo acted impulsively and didn’t stick to the commitment that he made.  That is all I can say

You huff. There is a lot you don’t know.  Actually there is a lot that no one knows.

Mitsuki: Le Comte said he is going to talk to the both of them and get things settled. 

~~~

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Hey lovely! I love your writing!! I kept wondering what it would be like to go to an amusement park with kurama! (is he a rollercoaster person, someone who's vibing, or is he getting dragged lol). I've been going to disney a lot during last semester after school to refuel and I think it's so cute seeing couples going on carousels and the teacup ride together! SORRY IT GOT LENGTHY 😭 THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME YOU'RE DOING GREAT 💖💖💖

☆ NOTE. ahhh thank you for sending in a request ! going to Disney sounds like so much fun, I’m glad you’ve been having a good time ! x3

I made a banner btw because I just cannot resist ! I did this headcanon style too, hope u don’t mind ! ♡

☆ WARNING. none ! mostly just some fun fluff <3

𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐈𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒 to amusement parks, Kurama’s the perfect person to go with ! He’s not afraid of roller coasters, is flexible with setting the pace or following your lead, and he always knows when you’re ready for a break or for something more exciting !

༄ never really cared for amusement parks as a kid. took a while before he warmed up to them. after all, what would a hundred year old fox need with a faux adrenaline stimulant ?

༄ started enjoying them more once he got closer to his mom, and eventually really started enjoying them once he got to know you

༄ his favorite part about going is just watching you. the way your face lights up when you see something new, the way your nose crinkles when a ride looks too scary, the way you squeeze his hand a little tighter when you’re about to suggest another ride or something delicious to eat

༄ if he had to pick a favorite, it’d probably be the ferris wheel. it’s a quiet time alone just for the two of you. you can relax your tired feet and take in a great view of the park. at the very top, Kurama can’t help but place his tender fingers under your chin, pulling your face in closer for a soft and intimate kiss.

༄ if the ride gets stuck, you better brace yourself for an intense makeout session. he doesn’t mind getting you all hot and bothered while it’s just the two of you up in the sky. teasing you is part of the fun anyway, and he doesn’t mind if you have to walk the whole park with a prominent hickey on display.

༄ the amusement park is just another place where Kurama can prove he’s the perfect partner. loves holding your hand as you two make your way through the crowd. will carry your water bottle and any stuffed toys he wins for you at the arcade. if you two stay late enough, he’s definitely pulling his jacket off and adjusting it onto your shoulders, keeping you warm as your eyes fix on the nighttime lights and fireworks, all while he’s mesmerized by your expression

༄ even if the park is super packed, he makes it feel like it’s just the two of you. he’s great at reading your energy level and always makes your needs a priority. he also takes countless pictures of you two together, and you definitely catch him setting it to his phone background !

༄ yeah, he never thought he’d be the kind of the person to enjoy silly games and rides, but he quickly determines that any time or second (no matter how small) he gets to spend with you is time well spent. he’s already trying to plan out the next time you two will get to go, and how far he’ll be able to take his teasing if you let him ♡

☆ NOTE. thanks again for requesting ! I really wanna go to Disney now 😂

[raccoonfallsharder]

Day 15: Sunshine

smut ♡ (day 15 ~ against a wall) 18+ only • Word Count: 5,489 Summary: you take a stranger home from the club. i wrote this based on a very cliche, cheesy trope but it was so fun (like this might be my fave of my kinktober fics so far). also someone please stop me from writing so much for these prompts omg. also if you fuck a strange raccoon in a bar please make him wear a condom. ♡ smut with feelings, sex in public, references to exhibitionism. some impact play (spanking & pussy slapping). light degradation/use of slut (affectionate). mcu-rocket-based in a timeline run amuck (maybe pre-infinity war?) but headcanon this however you want. no use of [y/n]; minimal editing. ♡ anyway during kinktober we say "fuck everything - including plot.”  ♡

based on day 15 of @flightlessangelwings’ Kinktober 2023 Prompt List banner created by @the-purity-pen ♡♡♡

The stranger looks at you over his shoulder: startled, eyes wide. Then they narrow. You’re sure they’re probably brown or black - though why should you be sure of that when everything else about him is so different? - but they gleam like little red traffic lights in the dark purple light of the club. 

Stop, you read in them. Do not cross this intersection, or you will be hit by a fucking car. 

But today you feel invincible, so you wink instead, tucking your most welcoming little smile into the corner of your mouth and hoping he can see it in the flickering violet light, blue and moody between the thunderous beat of the music. 

His pretty eyes widen again. His ears flick, looking soft and velvety even from here, and you kind just wanna rub them between your fingers. You wonder if he’d like that, if it would be comforting to him like it is to your cat. Or if - like a human - his ears might be an erogenous zone. 

Even through the kaleidoscopic shadows and the crush of bodies between you, you can still see his face flicker through a myriad of reactions: confusion, fury, uncertainty, defensiveness. Other emotions you can’t identify. You process that, and consider what it might mean. Then his face settles into something implacable, and he sides off his barstool and saunters over to you, tail swinging lazily behind him.

read more on ao3 ♡ read Day 14: Soft ♡ read Day 13: Proof ♡ read Day 12: Heavy Artillery ♡ read Day 11: Nod for Yes ♡ read Day 9: Practice ♡ read Day 8: Turbulence ♡

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[peaxhxhair]

Hi! I was wondering if you could write smut about Do Gang-jae? (X reader ofc) And the prompt could be like they had a really bad argument where the reader was really mad and yk where it goes, that or one where reader is on their period cuz yk him🌚 It's completely fine if not! I did read your rules and all that, anyways thank you!

(I really like your writing btw)

Pairing: Do Gangjae x GN! Reader Warnings: Mentions of periods, blood, Cocaine, G*ngjae. 18+ CONTENT, *No use of y/n in this fic*, smut, AFAB reader (No gendered pronouns used for the reader), cunnilingus, p in v sex, (idk what to tag smut as icl) ~ A/n: Ahhhh Thank you for the request! <3 ( I haven't written for Gangjae in so long that it was a STRUGGLE finding the banner LMAO) Anyway hope you enjoy! ~ *Slight headcanon that Gangjae just drinks blood for the fun of it. He'd probably be a vampire in a past life*

My name - MASTERLIST

You were fuming. Not for any particular reason, but there was a feeling in your gut that told you to be angry at everything. What didn't help was the overbearing clients and lines of coke getting in your way at every opportunity. The amount of time you cleaned the bar, only for a new line of the white substance to show up was infuriating. Okay, maybe you did have a reason to be annoyed.

"What the fuck is up with you today?" Gangjae grunts at you, clearly fed up with you slamming shit around his bar. This was your second glass in an hour that you had cracked due to your need to slam things onto the marble counter, and Gangjae wasn't having any of it.

The music was too loud, and there were too many drunk bastards for you to care about how good your customer service was. It didn't help that you were on your period - those times making you feel a lot worse than you should. The cramps that shot up your back and sides made it almost impossible for you to focus on anything important, and maybe that was obvious to everyone around you.

Gangjae had obviously been the first to figure out that you were going to be a massive bitch the entire day. Although he had never seen you with such a big stick up your ass. That was something he had yet to really figure out - sneaking glances at you as he pretended to work, something he rarely did even in his own organisation.

Eventually, he grew tired of your shit, and just decided to ask.

The questions had caught you off guard - but you knew what he was getting at. Still, you had no idea what to say to him. What? You were on your period and very annoyed that people kept doing drugs on your freshly polished counters? Or that when he looked at you like that - with that anger in his eyes that made you feel like you had done something wrong - in fact made you extremely horny? Why would you tell him that? When you couldn't even think about fucking him when you were leaking a third of your bodies blood - a cycle which you would rather not have at all? Yeah, that sounded like itwould go down well.

"Nothing" You utter after a second, shifting your eyes back to the stacks bottles you were attempting to organise - which you had already reorganised three times before. It's when you feel his hand on the small of your back that you finally tense up - an inevitable when you can feel his breath on your neck.

"Don't give me that. What's wrong?" His words this time were softer - a tactical choice. You couldn't stay mad when he talked to you like that - like he actually cared about your wellbeing - and he knew that. Gangjae knew he had you in the palm of his hand from the way you relaxed into his touch, a soft grumble leaving your lips.

Still, your eyes focused on the glass bottle in your hands, struggling to even look at him - not when you knew you'd just start telling him things in the very crowded bar. You let out a noise as his cold hands reached under your shirt to grab your waist.

The way you twitch under his touch tells him all he really needs to know, and you could practically feel his smile in your neck as he kisses your skin. "It's time for your break, don't you think?" Gangjae's tone is barely above a whisper, but he made sure that it was the only thing you could hear.

Well, you couldn't exactly deny his offer now, could you? Not when you had been thinking about him all day.

~

"Are you sure about this?" The question was hesitant, mixed with your low gasps and pants as Gangjae kisses down your stomach. He grunts against your skin, pinching your skin between his teeth as a warning. A warning to shut the fuck up. His bite only made you body arch towards him.

"Shut up an' take 'em off" He pulls at the belt loops of your trousers, before he unbuttoned them for you. He didn't exactly want to waste any time, even after you had told him what your problem really was. If anything he was more eager this way - ready to devour you. He had never mentioned this alleged kink to you - but you couldn't complain when he was doing it with you.

It's awkward and needy the way you pull them off, along with your underwear - though he does help a little, chucking them across the room so that they land somewhere across the floor. His hands caress your thighs as he looks up at you - a grin splattered across his face. His eyes return to your glistening heat - staring long enough for you to begin to question him.

"You don't have to if you don't- oh~" Your original sentence being cut off in your throat as Gangjae's lips attach to your clit - then moving to lap at your folds. Your hands shoot into his hair - hips bucking as he attacks you with his tongue.

"You like that?" Your eyes roll at his question - pulling at his hair at some weak attempt at revenge, not enjoying the fact that his tongue had returned to his mouth. Of course he would pull some shit like this - you knew he got a rise out of teasing you.

"I'd like it if you shut up" A grumble leaves your lips, attempting to push his head back down, only for him to grab your wrist. Gangjae frustrated you at the best of times, and now that he was denying you the pleasure that he had promised just made you whine at him. The noise of complaint left your lips as you squirms against his touch.

Gangjae's hands gripped your thighs, your uncomfortable shifting making him grin. He licks the blood from his lips - just watching you squirm and twitch against him turning him on even more. "Gangjae~ I need you.." You hand moves to grip his chin - thumb grazing against his bottom lip.

As much as he liked watching you squirm, the way you were begging for him made it hard for him to keep his dick in his pants. At first, when he pulls away, you actually think he'd going to leave you there - aching for him.

Instead, he unbuckles his belt. The way he pulls his cock out of his pants has your legs trembling, and how he looks at you let's you know that you couldn't touch it, no matter how much you wanted to rub your thumb against his glistening tip.

"Gangejae~ I fuckin' hate you so much. Such a tease~" Your knees hugged his hips in an attempt to pull him closer - only for him to grip your knees and push them up to your chest he positions his tip against your hole.

He presses his lips against yours, and you could taste your blood as you kissed him. Your hands shoots to his shoulders as he begins pushing into you - whimpering against his lips. The stretch practically made your lungs hurt - a shallow pant falling from you as your nails dig in to his skin.

He's nice enough to let you catch your breath, though only for a second before he's thrusting into you. hands pressed firmly on the back of your knees.

"Ah~ 's too much" You fumble, head falling back into the mattress - the slapping of his hips against your ass made it hard for your eyes to not roll into the back of your head. Still, as noises fall from your lips, he slows down.

"You want me to stop?" The feeling of him against your walls was hard to let go of, and you bucked your hips into his - not exactly pleased with the idea of him pulling out.

"Please don't stop~" How could he deny you that? When you were falling apart beneath him. He can't even take his eyes off of you for more than a minute - the dopey tears in your eyes and your flushed face making it hard for him to tease you for too long.

So, he picks up his pace again, his eyes entirely focused on your face. He only looks down when his thumb moves to your clit - the skin of his thumb turning red from your blood.

It's when he knows that you're about to cum that he shoves his thumb into your mouth, making you taste your own blood. It's harsh on your tongue, and if you weren't so close you would have scolded him for it. Still, the way he man-handled your jaw just got you closer - finally coming undone under him as your body twitched. Gangjae keeps his pace - but they become harsher, until his hips jerk and he's spilling his seed into you hole - a low grunt leaving his lips. Gangjae's head falls onto your shoulder as he finally lets go of your legs - bucking his cum into you.

Your whimpering at his slow thrusts, your voice muffled by his hand. When he finally pulls out, he finally gets a look at his cum spilling out of your hole - mixed with your blood. Well, he couldn't just leave it like that, could he?

Gangjae chuckles as you complain about him pulling away, but your complaining stopped quickly when his tongue was on your hole again - lapping up your blood. He doesn't even realise you're cumming again until your legs are around his head - having been to focused on tasting you.

He pats your thighs gently as he chuckles - pulling away so that he can get a look at you. "Still angry?" He asks, and you suddenly begin to wonder why you took a break in the first place. You roll your eyes at his words, attempting to sit up, only to fall back into the matress at how weak he had made you.

"I am now that you're talking" You grumble, your lack of breath making it seem unconvincing. Gangjae grins - clearly not too bothered by annoying you, since your legs were still over his shoulders after all.

[tddyhyck]

BLUE! HI! sorry i dipped i’ve been trying to sit down and send u asks but my brain wouldn’t cooperate 😩

u’re so cute about jeno LOL. AND YESS @ THE HAND ON UR TUMMY (old ask things? sorry 😭) AND YEAH GRRRAHHH i forgot the word but condescending is exactly what i meant for jaemin 🥺🥺🥺🥺 consider: him eating u out and overstimulating u for ages and when u tell him u need the bathroom he’s just taunting u running his hands up and down ur thighs and i will shut up now 🤭 what u said about hyuck is so oughh NEED. Feet can be fun sometimes! I’m not into them but I don’t hate them either. “very light work” u say for the jeno thing 😭 should i have talked about him needing to piss when he’s inside u..? kkjukjkhkg. Ehehe well i was alr in the club BUT… had i not been… u’d have converted me 🫶 U saying “​​omg lil magic anon ofc” had me kicking my feet btw,, thank u!

Perv series thots now. THE RENJUN ONE I’M MINDBLOWN IT’S SO GOOD. I CAN’T EVEN SAY ANYTHING AB IT BECAUSE IT’S SOOO GOOD head empty. I love everything about it, love how he’s sweet love how he’s mean. Next: JENO. “when it’s the two of u he makes u cry on purpose” + regular mascara.. u are onto something. (also i just noticed ur banners r so pretty?) hyuck’s is so pervy but somehow so cute? I will NEVER shut up so lemme just make it “short”. U are so smart for jaemin headcanons #1,4,6,8,10,11,14. No words for the chenle one NO WORDS BECAUSE I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 jisung’s list + the last 2 for him r so funny i love them. The mark one is cute too!

Ok now for the best fic to ever fic.. what’s your fantasy~~ I just think it’s so sweet of chenle to be concerned for reader and speeding. Thank u king. He deals with them so sweetly and it makes me melt. And he’s so fucking dirty 😭😭 acc so embarrassing to b caught in that and he likes it? Then him fucking reader in panties because it reminds him of that incident like sir 🥵 his dynamic w reader is so precious nd they’re both so sweet to each other. Reader is so insanely cute i’m gonna DIE it had me running laps I JUST LOVE THESE 2 SO MUCH? U wrote them so cute and soft nd it’s so sexy i love it.

alr.. leaving u some thoughts for in the next room too (let me know if i talk too much haha 🫶) my faves have to be mark, jaemin, haechan and chenle. Something ab how whiny mark is,, i liked that so much omg it awakened something in me. Jaem’s is INSANE it’s so sexy. I rlly liked how pretty hyuck’s was, u made the atmosphere so pretty with the descriptions nd i loved that, it felt so affectionate. and chenle of course 🤩 we love to see it. THE PANTY STUFFING OH MY GOD ��‍💨 NEEEEEEEEED

ok that’s all for now, have a good day :3

~🪄

omg magic anon how are you! do not worry about taking any time to send asks you aren’t required 🫶🏻🫶🏻

(making a read more since i talk to much 🤭🤭)

jeno makes me feel things so strongly lately i love him and his cute short hair i want to nibble on him 😭😭 anyways no jaem would get that look in his eyes you know when he’s teasing and he has that little smirk yes precisely yes that and he’d taunt you like aww do you need to go that’s too bad i’m not done with you yEah same with feet im neutral ,,, jeno pissing while he’s in you good god ,,, he’d almost be embarrassed but when you started moaning and touching yourself he would fully let go watching you tummy bulge slightly before it started dribbling out and it’s splashing when he starts fucking you again ok gtg,,,

i just know renjun is soft but secretly horny like he seems so innocent but has fucked up fantasies … and jenO is so GRREBHVHASRHGGGGG i know he’s into crying he probably gets hard just seeing your eyes well up ,, and hyuck is nasty and i love that for him but he’s also gentle and sticky sweet,,, jisung is similar to renjun where he’s a closeted freak but he’s more shy to even bring things up but when he finally does he would be an embarrassed mess and it’s so cute

eeeck i’m so glad u liked it,, it was so fun and easy to write like in my mind chenle and reader have been together forever and know each other so well and he’s so gentle with them and vice verse but he knows their weak points and likes to make reader squirm and he’s so madly in love with them like 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 and his desire for them is crazy like he wants them and wants to take care of them and i’m getting carried away

omG i actually started marks differently and scrapped it but he was even whinier like he was mumbling about reader lemme quote it lol “you could feel his cock bounce in his sweats already hard and you wondered why ‘it’s not. i’m just. you just looked so sexy today your skirt kept flipping up’” i just think mark = whiny when he’s horny and down bad i am very affectionate for hyuck 🐻✨🌸💐 and u know i got carried away with chenle’s i couldn’t help myself he makes me feel freaky deaky fr like him making you keep them in on the ride home his cum pooling in you,,, stuffing them in your mouth when you get home yeah i’m totally normal

alSo u don’t talk to much i so enjoy chatting with u 🫶🏻🫶🏻 have the best day/night ☺️

[deffonotsimping]

hiya<3 i saw your playable reader au and i love it! i was wondering if i could request a playable reader au with itto,kazuha, and thoma where playable reader is generally a very soft spoken person and is a big cinnamon roll that everyone likes and reader is probably really well known because of how soft they are and how nice they are to children and have some great accomplishments along with being wholesome(sorry if its very descriptive!) pls dont overwork yourself to much<3

That's so cute, I love it omg

Characters: Itto + Kazuha + Thoma

-> Masterlist

content!! playable reader AU, slight spoilers for the archon quest, spoilers for Thoma's hangout event

Arataki Itto

You two are so adorable it's pathetic.

People headcanon you two to look over children together and you to softly scold him whenever he's being "mean"!

They imagine him to be extremely protective over you because how couldn't he be? You're so wholesome and everything about you screams soft

So much fanart of you two just cuddling in the warmth of each other's embrace, his face buried in your neck as he has his arms around you, not too tightly though in fears of breaking you.

They started shipping you two even though you haven't interacted in the game yet, however it is heavily implied that you know each other.

You, working as a general for the rebellion - which is a shock because? how can you be so soft and wholesome while literally working for the rebellion and fighting???? - should have met him already? right?

Well, they don't care anyway, you two are cute and that's all they need.

As for the popularity in this ship. Well. Either they ship you or they think people that ship you are just so annoyingly obsessed with making a character softer than they actually are for the sake of a ship.

WHICH IS SO WRONG BECAUSE YOU ARE CANONICALLY SOFT AND WHOLESOME!!

Kaedehara Kazuha

You're a part of the Crux! Being one of Beidou's closest acquaintances (friends? besties? best friends forever?), you're bound to have met Kazuha!

(someone request for Beidou sometime pls I love her with my whole heart - generally any female characters too btw 😡 please I'm gay and I need them ‼️)

You got introduced to the Traveler right before they got to Inazuma. After the thing with the reactivation of the vision obviously didn't work, we can see a scene of you trying to comfort Kazuha.

Half of the fandom fell in love with you right then and there. You're so soft spoken and your voice feels as though you're whispering all the time, which some people appreciate.

"Kazuha, move, it's my turn to be in love with Reader."

So. Yes, the shippers are rather jealous at both of you - they still love you though!

Anyway. Once you're featured on Kazuha's banner as a new four star people start to go crazy!!

"Must.. c6.... them....... *ends up with c5 Kazuha and c2 Reader*"

Yeah. Ouch.

You're also an amazing dps Character if teamed with Kazuha and people just take that as a sign!!

If any Zhongli or Childe mains read this you probably know how awkward it is playing with each other and how much tension there is. Yes. This applies to Kazuha mains and Reader mains.

Thoma

Soft and softer right here!

You're shown in his hangout event when him and the Traveler put clothes on the animals! Thoma said that he knew a person that was amazing at stuff like that and guess who that was! - you of course!

Ever since then people kept talking about scenarios in which the both of you just freshly met - how did that go?

Canonically, we don't know yet! However, it will be revealed in one of your voicelines once you're out as a character.

Shippers like to imagine that you two met when seeing an injured animal at different times and taking care of it without knowing of each other until one day you meet! :)

The ship is so amazing, lots of people like it and you don't have a lot of haters. (Well, people that like Thoma x Ayato usually don't necessarily enjoy ThoDer (Thoma x Reader) but there's still nothing but respect between the shippers for each other!)

oops Thoma's was shorter than the others ehe forgive me 🙏

I actually really like how this turned out? I specifically think Kazuha's hcs are the best ones in this post :))

[yandereloversblog]

I'm rather curious. Do you have dark headcanons of Michael (fnaf) x female y/n by any chance, please?

𝕐𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕖!𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝔸𝕗𝕥𝕠𝕟 -> 𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕝 𝔹𝕖𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕣

•I do not have a gif for this one XD- I'm thinking of just making banners instead of having to look for them the entire time- but anyways! In my files I had this old scoring system kind of thing? I'll try looking for whoever created it but yeah! It'll touch on Michael's mental, emotional and affectionate awareness, his motives and behaviour in general.

•I might also do this for other characters? Kinda get their baseline personality down. Also I'm sorry if this is just all over the place. It's nearly 4 am and I got an important dinner to attend tomorrow that I'm not ready for :') if it isn't up to par you can request again.

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>Fandom: Five Nights At Freddy's

>Character: Michael Afton

>Warnings: Yandere, Unhealthy and Toxic mindset, Toxic behaviour, Violent Behaviour, Mentions of murder, Stalking.

>Type Of Content: Headcanons

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•Awareness Classification -> Lucid:

Michael is very tired. He'd rather not go around thinking up idiotic delusionals, especially if you're in the picture. Michael would know immediately he's infatuated with you and will try his best to keep it on the downlow -if his obsession doesn't get too bad immediately and he kidnaps you- He'll also know what he's doing, maybe feel bad about it but will continue to just drool over your existence because of course you're literally the light of his life right now.

•Emortional Classification -> Empathetic:

Although Michael may appear rather cold and stern at first [He's a man on a mission to undo his dad's deeds for fucks sake] he does hold a very soft spot for you. And that soft spot will continue to soften up until he's rightfully obsessed with you. He does empathise with you though, having to be loved by someone like him? What rotten luck. Now he has to kidnap you. It's the first time Michael feels alive like this and he's not letting it go.

•Affection Classification -> Owning:

Despite being in love with you, I doubt Michael has ever seen or known about a healthy romantic relationship [I mean look at the household he grew up in]. So his affection comes off as more of a desire to own you, keeping you with him forever, you still gotta give him praise for being so soft about it, least he doesn't keep you on a tight leash and collar. He doesn't know how to properly love you in any other way but all Michael knows is that he needs you.

•Motive -> Isolating:

Michael has had too many loses, he was even the cause of one, so what he does with his darling is lock them up, make sure no harm comes to them and that they're safe from the world and from him on some occasions. Don't worry though! He'll tell you a lot about what he does to keep you entertained, always giving your forehead a gentle kiss every time he leaves for work, knowing he might not return back to you physically agonizes him so he tries surviving every night. He still needs to make sure you're locked up and where he left you.

•Behaviour:

-> Obsessive: Although it's subtle, Michael is very observant when it comes to his darling, he's obsessed with knowing their every move and what they think about, the sheer thought of them brings him joy for some reason.

-> Protective: It's no surprise, he knows the dangers of the outside world, especially supernatural dangers that for a fact exist. So he's super protective of his darling when it comes to any situation.

-> Stalker: One thing Michael picked up very quickly is being quiet and stealthy, he can sneak around anywhere and he'll use it to learn every information he can about you, from your family to your favourite colour or insignificant things like your favourite blanket pattern or shape and doodles you do when you're bored. Even the smallest things excite him. He'll love to steal one bottle of your perfume and then spray it on his pillow or blanket and thing he's cuddling you

-> Monopolizing: It's way different from just simple possessiveness, Michael would want to know everything so he can control you later, especially with who you hang out with, Michael wants to have you all to himself.

-> Restraining: Michael doesn't like being separated from you after you get close. He'll always be by your side during the day, or even get you to be at his house most of the time, slowly chipping away at any option besides himself so when you decide to hang out with someone it's him. Before you know it he'll be making most decisions for you and then gaslight you when you think otherwise and especially when you try leaving his side.

-> Loneliness Induction: Michael wants you to be alone. All alone so he can have you to himself without interruptions. And if that means removing all your friends from your life, whether it was by blackmailing, destroying their reputation or killing them then so be it. Even if he has to kidnap you to get rid of anyone in his way he'll do it.

-> Removal: Michael hates it but he does find relief when getting rid of his victims, he'll remove any person in his way to get to you but is that so wrong? He's not actively going out of his way to kill them, they were just being idiots and got in his way for your affection and attention.

"Come here [Y/N], I'll be sure to take care of you, forever."

[lunaastoir]

fluff/relationships w the liyue crew

characters included: xiao, childe, beidou, and zhongli

ik i forgot ningguang i promise i’ll include her in part 2, i just didn’t have time :(

all x a gn! reader 

my liyue babies :,) ft. ningguang in spirit

an: i was listening to my soft playlist (more like listening to cupid’s chokehold on repeat, no i am not basic 🔪) and i thought some fluff headcanons would be cute w these sweet people

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xiao

ok so no surprise that he hates liyue harbor

he hates anything w a lot of people in it so he prefers to stay at wangshu inn tyvm

but by contrast, you love liyue harbor sm (it’s gorgeous i mean c’mON)

you go there often to retrieve your commissions in order to stay closer to xiao (liyue harbor is closer than mondstadt he argues but you’re well aware that they’re both equally far away)

so if anyone asked, xiao would absolutely refuse to go to the harbor like i hate people??? why would you even ask???

but,,,he’s so sOFT for you

if you asked??? he would agree in a heartbeat

but since he’s >:( angsty boy, he makes you think that he won’t go even when he’s already decided that he’s coming w you

he puts up the “if you so require, then i guess i will assist you with your travels in liyue harbor” but in reality he would definitely have said yes even without the almond tofu

while he hates the harbor, he thinks that with you anything is bearable :,) simp

you take him to see xinyan to vibe w her music and you can tell he really enjoys it

even tho he’s like 🕴 the entire time, you see the softer look on his face and the very slight smile on his lips as he listens to the music and watches the crowd

so so so cute very soft for him

i do see him as a subtly touchy person in public like brushing the hair off your face, swiping his thumb across your cheek, or gently pulling your hair back when you have a plate of food in your hands 

the type to link your pinkies together - he claims it’s so you don’t get lost but yk better 

after the concert is done you take him to that one waypoint near mt. tianheng and the both of you just watch the city lights and the way they reflect beautifully on the water surrounding the harbor 

personal headcanon that xiao absolutely loves stargazing since he believes the stars are the one true constant in his life especially since he’s experienced so much loss (basically they’ll never leave him god i hate myself why do i make everything SAD)

mini headcanon off of that - he doesn’t stargaze with people,,, like ever 

it’s something he loves to do alone so the fact that he lets you stargaze w him and even allows you to shift your head onto his lap while you watch the sky is a huge deal 

he loves it when you softly whisper abt how your day was or something you saw that made you laugh 

he just loves hearing your voice, it automatically calms the voices in his head 

you absolutely ADORE when he has flowers in his hair especially cecilias (cecillias? ceccillias? idfk) and you make a point whenever you go to mondstadt to pick a fresh batch of cecilias just for xiao while enlisting the help of your favorite bard  

these soft moments on the mountain are usually when you’ll sweetly tuck in a flower or two in his hair while laughing 

he’ll blush fiercely while looking away but will tuck the cecilias in securely as you’re unable to do so due to the position you’re in on his lap

all in all - this was not meant to come out as a date idea but we’re going w it 

this is so cute xiao pls let me put flowers in your hair sweet boy <3

childe

god, loml, my favorite war criminal after eren yeager 

there’s never a dull moment w this man - if you wanted peace and quiet, why the hell are you dating him bestie???

is the type of person to yell out “Y/N, i can’t believe i ran into you here!” if he sees you somewhere even tho you explicitly told him you were going to be here in the morning (ik you have a good memory ajax don’t lie to me 😐)

i don’t see him as being obnoxious w pda unlike someone else kaeya but he would definitely participate (think: handholding, cheek kisses, an arm around your shoulders)

loves it when he comes home and sees you in an apron cooking 

domesticity just makes his heart melt so you can be sure that your face will be peppered w a lot of kisses afterwards <3 

absolutely ADORES it when you trace his scars absentmindedly when you’re lying down or even when you’re having dinner in public  

he’s been far from his family for so long that small acts of mindless affection like this really make his heart happy 

you have him drunk on your love luv haha see what i did there 

he will let you put makeup on him. no i do not take criticism ⛄️

he already has on lowkey thick eyeliner,,, don’t be shy put some more bestie 

he will shamelessly go out in public w whatever you made him wear - doesn’t really give a shit even tho he has a reputation to maintain 

speaking of reputation,,, yk his mask? yeah that one - the red hair accessory that he has on his head

well on the mask, he attached a little charm the both of you got together on your first date during lantern rite 

it’s this adorable fox that we all shamelessly kill for meat and he placed it so it anchored to the side of his mask so when he fights it isn’t a nuisance or anything (does that make sense??? i hope it does) 

his subordinates notice and while they’re stoic around childe, behind closed doors they do whisper abt the mysterious person who’s captured his heart 

not so mysterious anymore when they literally see him cling onto you during his daily patrol around the harbor 💀

it’s ok tho he’s lucky he’s cute 

bestie,,, pls give him a neck massage 

i just KNOW he’s tense there idk something abt the way he carries himself just screams “my neck hurts so bad someone pls help me i would ask but my pride literally will not let me”

so give him a neck massage :) don’t worry tho he’ll definitely return the favor and then some

LOVES TICKLE FIGHTS 

he’s obsessed w them,,, it’s just the faces you make??? he can’t get enough 

he loves seeing the pure joy and the brief fear (he’s kind of a sadist) in your eyes before he attacks you w those damned hands 

it reminds him a lot of simpler times w his siblings and he’s happy he brings you joy and makes you forget your worries - at least for a little while 

all in all, he’s a good boy and no i will not tolerate childe slander 🔪 kaeya slander tho 😏

beidou

you pulled beidou??? wow everyone’s jealous (pulled as in literally from the banner and in this context but no i do not have beidou and no i definitely do not want to talk abt it)

god made beidou and zhongli just so all of us could have a sexuality crisis 

anyways, being w her is hard i will not lie 

not bc she isn’t a capable lover - no, quite the contrary 

she’s an amazing partner but the problem here lies in the fact that she’s almost never on land 

it’s hard working a long distance relationship but y’all love each other so it works out :,) 

when she is physically present however, expect to never be bored 

she’ll quietly fix the wrinkles on your shirt or fiddle with your fingers in her hands while she recounts her adventures out on sea 

she sometimes gets worried she bores you, however the way your eyes light up every time she tells a tale always reassures her otherwise

definitely the type to let you use her claymore if you want to learn 

she’ll provide useful tips as she tucks her hands into your sides gently, positioning you correctly so you don’t hurt yourself 

miss girl is an AMAZING cook 

i just know she cooks the best meals - i mean she’s friends w xiangling after all 

whenever she comes home from a voyage she’ll always insist on making something for you even if she’s abt to pass out 

pls tuck her into bed and promise her that she can make you something in the morning <3 the poor woman needs rest 

brings you back trinkets but they’re actually very practical 

she knows you won’t have much use for a simple charm (not that there’s anything wrong w that) but she believes you’ll like something practical more so she might get you a new engraved knife from the most recent place she’s been to 

definitely the type to surprise you when she docks 

i can imagine her anchoring her ship out a little ways from liyue harbor and rowing to the dock in order to make sure you aren’t alerted of her presence (i’m sorry the mental picture this made in my mind is SENDING ME INTO ORBIT but she means well i love you)

will take you to remote spots she’s found in her travels through liyue 

for example - the little heart shaped island and the island quest (?) that you had to use kaeya the bridge maker for in order to get to im sorry i’ll stop w the kaeya slander

she’ll get you seashell bracelets or necklaces idk why but she gives me those vIBES 

they’re super nice ones too, only the highest quality for you 

yes she’s a bruh girl but i also see her as someone who would enjoy intimate moments like watching the sunset or something 

“yo wanna catch the sunset, i heard it looks sick from the jade chamber” said before ahem it yk fell from the sky

kasdjksfashfjsahf yes ofc i would love to catch the sunset w you pls come home luv

anyways, she is a woman i would give the world for 

zhongli

ok gimme a sec i need to get my gentleman mode on 

this man,,, THIS MAN 

everything w him is so soft like your entire eXISTENCE w him could go in a museum it’s that beautiful 

in the morning when he visits you, he always brings you a cup of your favorite tea and a bouquet of glaze lilies he got from madame ping

holds the door for you, pushes the chair out for you, uses a napkin and brushes sauce off your lips when you’re eating - you name something sweet, he’s done it

secretly loves it when you fuss over him 

he doesn’t like to fight but say he encountered a group of hillichurls he couldn’t avoid and promptly defeated them but ended up tearing a part of his tux(?) (is it a tux? i could not tell you)

not that big of a deal, i mean it’s a scratch, he’s a 6,000 year old god, he’s dealt w much worse 

but seeing the worried crease in your brows as you usher him to sit at the table while quickly grabbing antiseptic to clean his wound

“it’s just a scratch, my dear. do not worry i’ve dealt with much worse.”

you quietly protest abt how “yes zhongli, i understand you’re an archon and have gotten worse injuries but i’m worried about infection just please let me take care of you ok? <3″ 

when you say that he feels weird emotions,,, wdym take care of him? 

he’s always taken care of himself or been expected to take care of others as the former ruling deity of liyue so having someone else genuinely worry abt his wellbeing creates a warm feeling in his chest 

he strikes me as the type to knit you something??? idk maybe it’s the grandpa vibes but i headcanon that he would knit you a scarf for the colder weather, it’s cute 

in the privacy of your home, he really likes picking you up

he loves it when you wrap your legs around his middle while he gets up to go do the dishes or smthg 

domesticity go brrrr

if you’re into making flower crowns, he would totally have you on his lap and wordlessly hand you a glaze lily whenever you expectantly hold your hand out while weaving the flowers together 

he expects you to make the crown for yourself but when you place the crown on his head and it fits perfectly while simultaneously tucking a glaze lily behind your ear, he looks at you dumbstruck 

his mouth parts open in awe and it’s quite literally the cutest thing

you’ve broken him 

thinks it’s the sweetest thing - will keep it on his head for the whole day 

he’ll even put it in water before he sleeps so it won’t wilt and he can wear it the next day <3 

scenic picnics!! scenic picnics!! 

the type to take you to the nicest spots in liyue to chat abt the history of the land w you over a cup of tea and your favorite food (whatever you like, he doesn’t mind)

recounts the people he’s met in his long life before finishing off by saying you’re by far the best person he’s met 

zhongli strangles lovingly come home soon 

thanks for reading! if you have any requests don’t hesitate to send them in <3 

[dourpeep]

IT WAS 2AM WHEN I SENT THAT SO I HELD BACK MY SIMPING FOR COLLEGE ALBEDO A LITTLE. tried not to send all my brainrot so I didn't just send a wall of text into your inbox LOL. Some others I thought of were:

- Mona giving astrology forecasts and compatibility readings in this au and Albedo may have asked her about the two of you

- Going to botanical gardens or museums with Albedo but for some reason it feels like a date even when it didn't intent to be. You tug on his sleeve now and then when you see something he might be interested in or even when it's something that excites you, and Albedo can't help but have a soft look in his eyes that he can share this moment with you! Somehow it results in the two of you holding hands - just so neither of you stray from each other of course - and eventually, intertwined fingers. You hear someone say that the two of you seem like a cute couple and you know Albedo heard it too, but neither of you say anything. You feel his hand squeeze yours a little tighter and respond in kind. The two of you are too embarrassed to look at each other but can't help the smiles on your faces.

- Lending Albedo some of your favourite books for pleasure reading and you've left tiny tabs on lines that you like. Perhaps this is before Albedo realizes his feelings so when he reads particularly romantic lines, he wonders if this is how he feels about you. Or did you mark these pages because you feel this way about someone? His stomach is in knots to the thought that you may be intrested in someone that isn't him and he settles for it just being prose.

WHAT YOU WROTE WAS SO CUTE AAA. THANK YOU FOR SIMPING FOR COLLEGE BEDO WITH ME!!

Tugging his hand and not letting go omg . . . you tend to just intertwine pinkies or play with his fingers absent-mindedly that Albedo becomes so accustomed to it so he starts to offer you his hands without a second thought.

WAIT. I gasped at Albedo being a cuddler. He's a little delirious when he first wakes up but you're so comfy that he hugs you a little tighter, asking if you've slept well. You try to reply while worrying about whether or not he can feel your heart thrumming in your chest.

What if Klee is staying with Albedo one night and the three of you fall asleep cuddled up together. Alice comes back early in the morning before any of you are awake and takes a picture. She sends it to Albedo later and he sets it as his phone's wallpaper.

Albedo staring at your lips winded me, thank you.

YES TO THE SWEATERS. I bet Albedo would have the softest and coziest sweaters too! Imagine it being a little cold out and you see Albedo across campus so you bound over to him and give him a hug. You nuzzle into him and mumble out a little 'hello' and say he's warm. You feel his laugh rumble through his chest while he greets you back, wrapping his arms around you

And I LOVE ALL YOUR HEADCANONS! I believe I found your blog around the time you posted Albedo's snort headcanon and it was too much for my heart!! I held tight to that headcanon and never let go lol. I also thought the science + college headcanons you had of him were really nice despite not being necessarily romantic!

Side note: I looked up that lobster fact and that's so cool!!

The Lobster Fact(tm) is my go-to ice breaker and it always fails. I'd imagine it's normally the same w/ Bedo OTL so sad...not many wish to know about potential lobster immortality.

I'm glad that you love the headcanons though!! I enjoy writing for Albedo so so much as you can tell ehe

That being said--if it makes you more comfy to send stuff in a few bursts of asks, I don't mind :DD I'll answer them as usual nodnod

OKIE DOKIE

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"...Mona, yes?"

"Ah, I was expecting you to come around sooner or later, Kreideprinz."

Really, Albedo didn't mean to stumble upon the Astronomy major, but for some reason the thought of you has been on his mind and the campus' observatory just so happened to be on the way. With the meager hope that...maybe he'd find some sort of answer (in what, he wasn't really sure himself), there she was.

Luckily, she knew just what he was there for.

The moment that she twirls her hand with a wave, telling him that there isn't anything to worry about, the apprehension creeping within his chest at the thought of seeing you next-

disappeared.

It's not often that he turns to less orthodox methods, but he wouldn't lie. Knowing that--at least in Mona's opinion (which tended to be correct, anyway)--the two of you were undoubtly compatible? Something about how your constellations were intertwined...

In fact, Albedo turns a little theory around in his mind. Though based in old folktales, the idea that you gravitate towards those who are made of the very same stardust as yourself, suddenly made sense.

Or, perhaps he was just being hopeful.

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Little does he know that you most definitely asked Mona about the same thing earlier that day.

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AHHHHH BUT OF COURSE-

Any of those kinds of places--Botanical Gardens, Art Museums, Aquariums, Zoos, Museums in general--Any place where you're able to utterly lose yourself in your surroundings and look around in awe, really, are your go-to date outing destination!

Usually, it's just the two of you, maybe with Sucrose or Timaeus if it's for a particular class, as well as the occasional Klee in tow whenever Alice is busy with work.

But in this case, fingers interlocked, it's just the two of you on a impromptu trip to the art museum downtown after seeing a promotional banner about a new exhibit. Once inside, you rush along, Albedo trailing close behind with a light squeeze of your hand. The large area used for temporary exhibits isn't far from the entrance, so it's not long until you skid to a stop.

All along the walls are incredibly detailed oil paintings, the thin layered strokes glistening in the light. Albedo takes a moment to whisper to you about how oil paint works.

Due to the thinness of the paint and it's transparency, light passes through every carefully placed stroke, allowing for a unique sort of depth that isn't achievable with other painting media. You smile, the artificial light of the art exhibit making your features glow and Albedo can't help but wonder if you are like those paintings.

So complex, so carefully created in an image perfected with time. Your eyes search his and you say his name and Albedo clears his throat when he realizes he's been staring.

"Do you like this one?"

Ah, you must've assumed he took a liking to this particular painting.

His eyes shift back to it, taking in the sight of the balance of color, the composition, then back to you. He only stares a second longer before nodding.

Whether or not you realize the view he likes is you is something that he dwells on as you both make your way to the next painting.

-

If you had a penny for every time that someone comments on the way you compliment each other, you'd probably be able to pay off your tuition for next semester.

Okay, perhaps not, but the idea still stands.

You're only just at the end of the art exhibit when the security guard wishes the two of you a lovely date. Something about how young love is something to be treasured, something about how the two of you already seem so natural and comfortable in each other's presence.

Before you can mumble out an explanation, Albedo just squeezes your hand, gentle as always, and smiles.

It's a compliment, right? For someone to see how close you are, even if you really are just friends, is a good thing.

Ignoring the warmth that spreads over your cheeks, you smile and turn your head away shyly. Squeezing his hand back, the thought of what it'd be like if you were together crosses your mind.

-

Just as you lend books to him, he lends books to you. Surprisingly, this time it just so happens to be a poetry book--something that you expressed interest in a week ago but ended up not getting.

Within, he's left colorful notes with his neat, slanted writing.

Short discussions (presumably questions to himself) of what the poet must've been thinking, different possible scenarios, are peppered throughout the book. But one just so happens to catch your eye. Rather than a question, it's a statement. Simple, short, and...sweet.

'You carry the aura of the stars.'

The little yellow sticky note pasted beneath a love poem to the night sky stands out. Suppressing a flutter in your chest, you continue reading through the poem book with a few giggles at Albedo's musings until you find a note with most of the words crossed out.

It's entirely unlike him, the way that the dark ink scribbled over the words, making them illegible.

But at the bottom was a continued attempt--one you presume he was satisfied with by the way it lay pristine on the colorful paper.

'You look. I fail to speak.

Your mind, so brilliant as it is I wish to see behind To further appreciate the one I love.

I can only hope one day you shall let me in, So for now I wait patiently by your side.'

Who could he have written this for? You can't help but stare at the poetic attempt, knowing full well that Albedo seldom does something without meaning.

The book closes and you tuck it back on the shelf to ask about later.

-

AAAAA YESYESYESYES I LOVE THAT CUDDLE PILE W/ ALBEDO AND KLEE

Even though Albedo's a grade A student and certified genius (he's adamant in his denial, shaking his head and mumbling about how he just studies hard), he's not entirely a stickler for rules.

Well, that is, Aunt Alice's suggestion that Klee goes to bed by 9.

Instead, the three of you settle in the common room of Albedo's place in a bundle of pillows and blankets at the demands of a pillow fort.

The tv blinks on accompanied by the near silent click of the remote.

"What should we watch?"

Klee always ends up picking the movie. This time, she wants Alice in Wonderland, commenting on how the bunny is like her best friend Dodoco and the blonde girl on screen is named after mommy. Albedo doesn't bother correcting her, even though he knows quite well that dear, sweet Dodoco is a chinchilla.

Between sips of juice and a few mouthfuls of popcorn, the three of you fall asleep, Klee curled up besides you and Albedo's arm draped over you both.

Even when the sun is up in the sky, you sleep peacefully.

So, naturally, Aunt Alice has a spare key just in case something like this happens.

Immediately she's met with the sweetest view--her two kids (she's practically adopted Albedo as her own at this point) and--

Hiding a cheeky smile behind her hand, Alice can't help but sneak a little closer when she spies the way that you and Albedo somehow gravitated closer, his face buried in your hair and yours resting against his collar. Wedged between you with tousled hair, Klee snoozes peacefully.

She snaps a picture, followed by another, and another, and a fourth for good measures before meandering into the kitchen to prep something for breakfast.

Might as well let her three favorite people enjoy the comfort of sleep for a little longer...

You wake up the moment that Klee wiggles her way out of the blankets, nuzzling against the warmth radiating under your cheek.

Nice and cozy. Smells nice...wait.

Eyes fluttering open, you're met with a familiar birthmark and the nearly gone scent of Albedo's cologne.

You nearly pull away until the arm, now wrapped around your waist, pulls you closer accompanied by a satisfied sigh. Ah. You shut your eyes tight when you realize that Albedo's going to be asleep for at least another thirty minutes, resigning to your fate gladly.

Of course, Alice takes the opportunity to snap a few more pictures when you've finally fallen back asleep.

-

YES ALSO ALSO

Speaking of Albedo and sweaters and warm and also the just mentioned cologne. A little fun tidbit--not only are you familiar with the scent of his cologne because he wears it often, but it (in this au) is actually one that you picked out some time back. You probably were at the store together smelling some of the perfumes when you came across one that you were pleasantly surprised by.

Specifically, something that's lightly floral, a little warm but sweet with a hint of earthiness.

The pros? It fits Albedo perfectly! It also kinda sticks well and his place faintly smells of it.

The cons?? Well...you're embarrassed to say that hugging Albedo tends to drag on a little longer than anticipated because it's just such a comforting scent-

Not because you associate it with Albedo or anything-

Ehe

Man I really went to town again, didn't I?? Well, I'm glad that you enjoy my headcanons :DDD Albedo just seems like such a sweet person??? Like endearing in a way that just is...him. If that makes sense.

Brain go brrrrrr

I'll admit that my favorite headcanons for Bedo are mundane and domestic ones though! Like these! Just the little moments where there's nothing really going on except for him and you and ahhhh yesyesyes

Okay that's all-

[pillow-anime-talk]

missed shot.

synopsis: Boys lose a point when they unexpectedly see you.

# tags: headcanons; current relationships & crush culture; comedy; fluff; a little bit of romance; boys are simps for you and you are a huge fan of them!; sfw

includes: female reader ft. taiga kagami, ryouta kise, tatsuya himuro, kotarou hayama, shouichi imayoshi & midorima shintarou {knb}

— TAIGA

↘ You are a bit late, but you arrived at the Seirin vs. Josei game safe and sound! You also took a seat upstairs to get a better view of the all players.

↘ You arrived just as Kiyoshi knocked the ball from his opponent’s hand and passed it to Izuki. You immediately crossed your fingers when the ball was passed to Kuroko and then to Kagami. You grinned when the tall basketball player jumped high to dunk.

↘ “Kagami-kun! Win it!” You screamed as loud as you could, waving your arms to cheer for him even better.

↘ Anyway, because of your voice echoing around the gym, Taiga lost his concentration for a moment and at the same time found you at the stands.

↘ His heart was beating much faster than it should, and a big smile appeared on his face, seeing that the girl with he is in love with came to support him.

↘ Unfortunately, his inattention resulted in hitting the hoop and losing the ball. Also a bit of laughter from you spread around the gym, making his cheeks as red as his hair and eyes.

↘ “S-Sorry!” He shouted to the rest of the team, then looked back at you. “The next throw will be successful! I p-promise!”

— RYOUTA

↘ You came on Kise’s matches almost always as his best and only female friend. Unfortunately, you had to go to the dentist that day, so you came a bit late for the Winter Cup match between Kaijou High and Fukuda Sougou Academy.

↘ Luckily, your friend kept you a free seat in the first stand until then, so you could watch the last quarter.

↘ “Ryouta! Don’t give up, you can win this game with the team!” Your scream reverberated between the quieter conversations that commented on the point difference between the players.

↘ Your happy and supporting voice immediately reached the blonde boy who was copying Aomine’s moves.

↘ However, as it is easy to guess, instead of dunk the ball, he withdrew his hands and once again he stopped on the floor looking for your figure.

↘ As soon as he found you, he waved his hand at you and then spun the ball on his finger, smiling widely. “This point is dedicated to you, Y/Ncchi! Just look at me and only me!”

↘ This time, Kise didn’t flinch from the perfect dunk that you cheered loudly at.

— TATSUYA

↘ Your super popular boyfriend has a basketball training with the rest of the Yosen team, and you, as a good girlfriend, came to support him and take him to sushi after training.

↘ You entered the gym very quietly, immediately walking up to trainer Araka and greeting her with soft smile. The woman nodded at you and asked if you finished class and if you came for Himuro. Of course, you confirmed her questions right away, laughing under your breath and saying that you would take him on a date after training. (Yosen coach had a relationship with you like a big sister and a little sister, so she was very eager to talk with you about random things.)

↘ “... Tatsuya!” You shouted to the jumping boy who was just taking his ‘mirage shot’ above another player. The seventeen-year-old glanced in your direction and you waved to him softly. “We’ll go on a date after your training, so you’d better kick everyone’s ass, Tatsu!” You added in an amused tone to which even Masako reacted with laughter.

↘ Of course, your presence, noticed by the black-haired student, made him throw the ball very imprecise so the consequence was didn’t score the desired three points.

↘ “Muro-chin, focus, please...” Murasakibara muttered at his friend and the other snorted under his breath.

↘ “I’ll get another one. Pass me the next ball.” He replied low, then looked at you again, waving you back.

— KOTAROU

↘ You just arrived at the sports hall to support your boyfriend during the match between Rakuzan and Shuutoku. Of course you had with you a cute banner in your boyfriend’s team colors and with his name, which you quickly took out of your black, leather bag.

↘ A few minutes passed before a foreign voice announced a ten-minute warm-up for both teams. You smiled warmly seeing your man bursting with energy.

↘ “Hey, Kotarou-kun!” You screamed, immediately meeting his insane gaze. “Give your best, baby!”

↘ “Of course, I will!” He answered you just as loudly. “Look at this, Y/N-chan!” He added with a big smile, preparing to throw...

↘ ... which he missed. Oof.

↘ Akashi looked at him with a raised eyebrow. The rest of the team and you too.

↘ “OHHHH, YES. I GET IT, BOYS. LOOK THIS TIME, Y/N-CHAN! IT’S FOR YOU. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!”

↘ This time he hit perfectly, which is why you held your banner high, laughing happily.

— SHOUICHI

↘ Imayoshi decided to stay a bit longer on training and practice the three-point shooting. The gym was empty, so he had time to himself.

↘ You, on the other hand, passed Ryou in the school corridor, whom you warmly greeted and asked where Shouichi was. The shy sixteen-year-old immediately squeaked that the shooter decided to stay in the hall longer than everyone else.

↘ That’s why you went to the mentioned place as quickly as possible and very quietly you entered the big building, watching the tall basketball player aim at the hoop.

↘ During the throw you coughed softly and smiled. “Shou-kun when you will done with practice, maybe we’ll come to our houses together?” You spoke tenderly, catching the brunet’s attention.

↘ A second later, the ball bounced off the ring after a while and fell to the ground without scoring a point. The captain hissed and looked at your figure again, sighing.

↘ “Y/N.” He grumble with a smile and you walk slowly towards him, adjusting the bag full of books. “Yes, I’d love to come back with you. Sit down and don’t bother me for another half hour, thanks.” He added gently, looking away from your cute, pouty face.

↘ “Are you blushing?” You asked, smiling. “Don’t worry Shouichi, I won’t tell anyone about this missed shot, I promise.” You added, showing thumbs up.

↘ The problem is that the boy didn’t blush because of a missed throw, but because you, his crush, saw it.

— SHINTAROU

↘ Your boyfriend was just during in the first match of the Winter Cup final, and of course you wanted to surprise him, although the green head forbade you to come.

↘ You took one of the few free seats in the nearest stand and starts looked for Midorima. The boy was just aiming for a basket from halfway the court, and you smiled at it.

↘ You rarely saw your boyfriend play the basketball, so you were counting on a good and fair game.

↘ Nevertheless, you wanted to let Shintarou know that you are here for him.

↘ “Honey! Win it! I love you so much!” You screamed out loud, in the middle of a throw who...

↘ ... barely fell into the basket, making the entire Shuutoku team inhale loudly into their lungs. Midorima felt a unpleasant chills run down his spine as he looked in your direction. You waved at him and he adjusted his glasses, sighing under his nose.

↘ The corner of his mouth twitched in a smile, and he nodded, taking the lead of 40 points for his team (and for you, cute) during the game.

↘ Then, of course, he scolded you, telling you not to come on his matches again because you distracted him, but you couldn’t promise that.

[writing-good-vibes]

brad dourif characters x reader headcanons: birthdays (fluff and smut)

requested by anon !! what do our beloveds do for your birthday (spoiler, they (pretty much) all spoil you) warning for smut. more notes in tags

charles lee ray

avoids his own birthday but goes all out for yours

buys (or steals, don't ask) you a lot of presents

i mean a lot !!

new tv (stolen)

a lot of lingerie (classy)

you have a very late night the night before (takes you to a very rough bar)

lazy morning

expect a very happy birthday fuck to start the day

doesn't make you breakfast because he hates cooking

but does go out for coffee and your takeout breakfast of choice to bring home for you

has a cake professionally made/decorated

(because you made one for his birthday)

the message on top is something v horny like "your pussy tastier than this"

or it's like one word like "whore <3"

either way it is both hilarious and embarrassing that some poor bakery worker had to frost those words

takes you out for dinner (very fancy restaurant)

or to the movies

another happy birthday fuck when you get home

("how old are you again? guess that's how many rounds we've gotta get through tonight")

billy bibbit

billy doesn't much like his own birthday (his mom was too overbearing for him to ever properly enjoy himself)

but he is great at organising yours

lazy morning

as many kisses as years you are old

makes you breakfast in bed because he is a sweetheart

he makes you a present !!

he's actually really good at drawing and he fills a notebook with little drawings and pictures

(drawings of you and of things you love and one at the end of himself that he's embarrassed about but you love it)

then immediately thinks it isn't good enough and that he should of just bought you something

but you kiss him and reassure him that it's beautiful

the best present you've ever been given

you stay in that night to cook dinner together

he's definitely made you a cake !!

is it very aesthetic and the frosting is your favourite colour/flavour

sitting outside to watch the sunset !!

sheriff brackett

does everything in his power to make the day extra special for you

(has told his deputy not to bother him unless something really important happens)

buys you a sentimental/thoughtful gift

like some fancy thing related to your favourite hobby (e.g. expensive art supplies if you're an artist, etc.)

breakfast in bed !!

in your underwear, sun coming in through the windows

definitely the kind of guy to get ballons and banners to decorate the house with

(which is embarrassing but also wholesome)

takes you out to dinner at a very tasteful restaurant

you are birthday girl and he won't let you forget it

he's set the bar pretty high sex wise so has to pull out all the stops to make it extra special

clear your diary for the next 3 to 5 hours

("daddy's allowed to treat the birthday girl")

jack dante

forgets your birthday every time

its not that he doesnt care

but he has a lot going on

and keeping track of time whilst he's down in that basement is easier said than done

when you remind him that it is your birthday he gets more excited than you

sends you out to get cake and jelly and ice cream

which you begrudgingly go and get because you really think he might cry if you dont

sex is abundant but when is it not with jack

as it is your birthday he might be kind enough to give you a reach around whilst he rails you

when he actually gets you a present

(usually like a week late)

its either something actually brilliant (like the latest futurist technology (idk what they had in fake-future-2003))

or its something real fucking sleazy like a weirdo dildo ("so you don't get lonely when i'm not around")

doc cochran

would rather die than celebrate his own birthday

but he wants you to be happy on yours

(and every day)

gets you the best present

(where from? he has his ways)

definitely like some first edition copy of a niche book you like (poe, shakespeare, homer, that kind of thing)

makes sure he has no scheduled visits that day and wants to spend as much time with you as possible

(will personally beat Al's ass if he sends for him for no reason)

you spend the day talking about this and that

and he reads to you from the books he got you because goddamn does he have a beautiful voice

gets jewel to bake you a cake !!

gives you some special loving on your special day

this man knows how to take his time

usually he is busy and feels like he doesn't pay enough attention to you

so he makes up for it ten fold on your birthday

grima wormtongue

for a long while your relationship is pretty casual so he doesnt even know when your birthday is

once he actually figures out when your birthday is he wants to do something special

even if he isn't the most... emotionally open person

grima has sticky fingers so he tends to be able to get a hold of things that others cant

gets you something exotic, something you might not of ever even seen before

(think, pineapples or some other middle earth equivalent delicacy)

you appreciate him going out of his way for you

makes an excuse for you to leave meduseld with him

you go up to the fields and look out at the horizon

tommy ludlow

you both bunk off work to spend the day together

he is excellent at buying present(s)

knows exactly what to get you because he's a good listener

definitely gets you a record or new clothes

neither of you have much money so all your plans are always simple

but tommy is the perfect person to just hang out with, he's so mellow when he's with you

has no plans for the day except letting you do whatever you want

you drive around the city

end up going by the natural history museum

(because both of you are actually secretly soft and love holding hands and wandering around the exhibits)

or the met (because you both know your fair share about art, working around fashion shoots all day)

that night you go to some shady dive bar

(and drink too much, if that is your thing)

tumbling in through your front door, you two were never going to make it to the bedroom

"happy birthday" he smirks against you as you both lay, tired, on the living room floor

leo nova

spends so much money on you

mostly because he likes to show off his money

("when can i treat my girl to all that she deserves if not on her birthday?")

but partly because gift giving is his love language, or at least the only way he feels comfortable showing that he cares

a new dress that costs more than the rent on your old apartment, shoes that cost twice as much

takes you to the fanciest restaurant possible

and then fucks you in the dirtiest way possible when you get home

and he can go all night long

*wink wink*

tucker cleveland

hasnt celebrated his own birthday in years so has kind of forgot that birthdays are a thing

remembers yours like 3 days before and kicks himself for leaving it so late to get you a present

(you help him out by giving hint to what you want in the run up to your birthday)

keeps the whole thing very lowkey

which you don't mind, you're not into big celebrations anyway

he does get you a gift in time, thanks to your hints

he's probably at work during the day

but after he gets home and you have dinner together, he hands over his present

although you sort of already knew what it'd be, its definitely the thought that counts with tucker

"and the best is yet to come, don't you worry" he says smiling

of course, the real present is him pounding you over the table

(because who has the time to go up to bed)

[randonowrong]

Lost Eyes | Schlatt x Reader

This is my entry for @sugarsoftie​‘s 600 follower special! Again, congrats for the 600 followers! “I can’t believe I used to love you” | Angst | Staring into his eyes, you know he is no longer the one you gave your heart to.

A melody filled the air as people filed into the walls of Manburg. You stood at the sides, welcoming those that came to attend the festival. You shake hands with them as they move to the main section of the festival. As the last of the guests enter, you turn and look over the place. You note the decorations strewn around, set up by Tubbo and Fundy. The colorful balloons and banners making the festival look welcoming and warm. Your eyes trailed to the many booths and stalls open, the vendors preparing their products. You see Niki preparing baked goods by her stall, the smell of freshly made bread wafting through the air. Your train of thought was interrupted when someone put their hand on your shoulder. You flinched in surprise, turning around to face them. 

You breathed a sigh of relief as it was only Tubbo. “Don’t startle me like that! I could have gotten a heart attack Tubs.” You exaggerate, letting out a chuckle. You hear Tubbo giggle too, but he stops as he tries to speak. “Sorry (Y/N), but uh, Schlatt wants to speak you before the festivities all properly start.”

“Ah, what does our dear president want now.” You sigh, nodding to Tubbo in acknowledgment and turning to leave for whatever business Schlatt may have with you.

You were an advisor and cabinet member of L’manburg, no Manburg when Schlatt came to power. Despite not being an original citizen and just a bystander and audience member in the election, Schlatt had decided you were worthy of being part of his cabinet, you think. When the original founder of the country was cast out of his creation, you had opted not to attack and join the ones who smelled blood and attacked, following the orders of the current president.

You took to your assigned task efficiently, you followed through with the decisions made in the cabinet meetings and gave out your thoughts and opinions on the matter. Though you did not fail to notice the glances the president threw at you. When you decided to confront Schlatt about his staring, he had bravely spoken of his interest for you. Stating that your sharp mind and intellect, along with the fact that you were on good terms with most of the people in the smp, were qualities he saw as admirable. You remember your flushed cheeks over the praise, the warm feeling in your chest, the butterflies in your stomach.

But the thing you would never forget would be the look he gave you while you two were alone in his office. His eyes full of desire and passion, for you.

You stop your thought when you arrive at the podium. Schlatt is speaking with his vice-president, Quackity, with a topic you couldn’t quite hear well at the distance you were at. You waited for a few minutes until Schlatt let out an exasperated sigh and walked down the stage, coming to face you. “Ey (Y/N), I’ve been waiting for you my favorite cabinet member” he cackles.

You put a small smile on your face at his words. “That’s nice of you to say, but if I am your favorite then why is Big Q the Vice-President?” you joke, letting out a giggle. “If I were a spectator, I’d point out how it seems you favor him over me.” You continue.

You hear him let out a deep bawl of laughter, which eggs you on to continue your giggling. “Darling, if I didn’t have him as my Vice-President, I wouldn’t be leading Manburg now, would I?” he jested, gesturing into the air.

You let out a chuckle at his statement. “Well, what did you want to speak with me about?” you ask, staring at the horned man in front of you. He begins to compose himself and pats his attire down to make sure he looks presentable. “You remember of my plans for this great country, right?” he asks.

You nod in response. “Schlatt, of course I do, I am actively assisting in the affairs of the state or have you forgotten?” you tease.

“Yeah yeah, well I got some news from a little birdie that someone on my cabinet has been colluding with Pogtopia.” He deadpanned, a steely look on his features. “And I know just how to deal with that little mole.”

“Well, you know how I invited Technoblade to this festival, well I was thinking…why not have him kill our traitor. It’s appropriate! The best warrior of the rebellion striking down their own informant!” he declared, a wicked grin on his face.

“Who…is this mole anyway? I have a sneaking suspicion it is Fundy; his dear old dad is the exiled leader. Or perhaps it’s Niki, she and Wilbur are close.” You put out, gripping your chin in thought.

“Tubbo, the one I made my right-hand man.”

Your face pales, of course that Tubbo would come to the rebels’ aid. Tommy is his best friend; he was willing to do anything for the boy. And with knowing of what Schlatt’s plans are for the kid, you feel dread settle in. How could he think of something so gruesome for the boy?

“You, you can’t possibly be serious Schlatt?!” you shout, mouth agape in shock as your mind races. “He…Tubbo is just a child! You can’t do that to him!” you declare, looking up to glare at the man in front of you.

“And you think that absolves him of his betrayal to Manburg, to me, to US!” he retorted, bringing a hand up in anger to rake through his dark locks. “I know you care about the kid but c’mon, he’s a traitor! You can���t hold any love for him.” He added, before turning to leave and walk up the stage.

“This conversation isn’t over. You can’t walk away!” You grab his arm to stop him, but he grabs your wrist and wrenches it away from him. He turns back around and raises your hand above your head.

“I can, and I will. I’m the president of Manburg. I am it’s ruler, it’s law, and I can do whatever the hell I want!” he shouted in your face. Your eyes widen, this was the first time you and he had ever gotten into an argument. You usually could temper the situation before it escalated, with you reluctantly agreeing into whatever he wanted.

You stare into his dark orbs. These eyes that you once loved, when they playfully glared at you, closed when you let out a joke, and gave a loving gaze whenever you helped in his plans. These eyes now something you feared. A deep darkness threatening to swallow you whole, consume your very essence and force you to submit to its darkest desires. These eyes that no calm you but induce a fear of being the next hurdle to be removed.

You recoil in panic, letting out a soft sob and stare down at the ground. Tears pool in the corner of your eyes as Schlatt let’s go of your wrist. “This is an order, (Y/N), stay in the white house for the rest of the festival. We’ll have a talk after all of this, resist, and I’ll give you a first-row seat to Tubbo’s execution. Got it?” he threatened, turning to walk up the stage. Leaving you to lean your back against the foundation. You let the tears spill out, like a dam finally being opened, your feelings flowed out. Each of your tears holding a fragment of the many emotions you felt. Panic, fear, anger, guilt, pain, betrayal.

“I can’t believe I used to love you…” you mutter out, pulling your knees into your chest and continued sobbing. The noise of the festivities blocking out your wailing.

A/N: I do hope this isn’t a bit too late. I’ve just been not feeling well these past few days. Like...not up to eat, I’m always tired, and not many things get me happy anymore. I dunno, maybe it’s just that seasonal down periods. Anyways, I’m still in the process of writing the headcanon requests but desperately wanted to get this out. Hope you enjoy!

[deerixiie]

ROAD TRIPS WITH S/O [HEADCANONS!]

synopsis: headcanons where you go on aimless road-trips with the boys.

warnings: suggestive themes (in atsumu because he’s atsumu), mentions of drinking (in terushima because he’s terushima)

pairings: atsumu x gen!reader, yamaguchi x gen!reader, terushima x gen!reader, oikawa x gen!reader (i think, please tell me if i have any implications of fem!reader!)

a/n: i hate how my headcanon style changed dramatically through each of these. also, new banner and layout style! hehe <3

ATSUMU

atsumu was looking stressed so you planned a getaway

he thought it would be some fancy hotel with jacuzzis and like king-sized beds but no

you are in the car. together. driving to nowhere in particular

anyway atsumu is a little grumpy at first but then he warms up to it

if he's driving he has one hand on your thigh and if there is a song playing he taps the beat on it

he has a very interesting music taste 

you guys play games like i spy or twenty questions 

okay but atsumu treats i spy like its a major league sport but he just teases you when it comes to twenty questions

you: is it an event? atsumu: yep *smirks aggressively* you: is it an event done commonly? atsumu: hopefully *more aggressive smirking* you: is it a fun event? atsumu: definitely you: .... you: shut up you horny pisshead

(if you don't understand that you're too young bye)

you guys argue about the most random things 

"MILK DOESN'T GO BEFORE CEREAL ARE YOU CRAZY" "I DONT WANT MY FROSTED FLAKES TO GET SOGGY SHUT UP"

(guess who said what)

you know those annoying songs like "100 bottles of beer on the wall" yeah atsumu is singing that

the entire trip is just him being annoying or being soft 

he talks to you if you're alseep it's the cutest thing ever

when you drive atsumu just looks at you

he has his head resting on the dashboard and his head is turned towards yours with a small smile on his face

"yer beautiful, y'know. i love ya so much <3" (i can't he makes me so soft)

it catches you off guard so the car swerves a lil and you're just like "'tsumu you're going to kill us keep to compliments to-"

"the bedroom?"

"MIYA ATSUMU-"

YAMAGUCHI

its literally so cute

you and yams are just going nowhere in particular, exploring the back roads and stuff

its for the ✨adventure✨ 

you blast the radio and coax him into singing along with you and its literally so cool because yamaguchi lowkey sounds amazing??

he likes holding your hand as he drives, he traces little patterns into your palm (it calms him down)

he's literally always asking if you're okay because he doesn't want you to be miserable and ruin the whole trip

hes saying stuff like "are you thirsty, baby? should we stop somewhere? do you want to rest your legs?" 

you have to reassure him that you're okay, but just because he cares about you 🤧💗 im so soft

you guys have nice conversations as you drive, sometimes you point out the scenery or just listen to the music

if you fall asleep he'll just look at you, if he can he might just stop the car and admire you because he loves you so much

when you're tired you stop in a relatively safe place and go in the backseat to just cuddle and fall asleep together with a weighted blanket, it's not too comfortable but it's good nevertheless

you guys find this empty field on a really clear night, and you drive out and just sit in the field and look at all the stars

yams tells you he loves you over and over again 🥺💗

TERUSHIMA

the summer coming-of-age movie vibes y'all give off-

terushima somehow has a jeep, it's one of those convertible ones yknow

the top is always off. no matter how cloudy or sunny or how dark it is the top is always. off.

you guys scream song lyrics at the top of your lungs, even if you're on the highway (terushima listens to five seconds of summer fight me)

you're drinking pop and eating chips and popcorn the entire time

terushima literally has no idea where he's going but he doesn't care

you guys found a cliff 😳 you drove up to it and just hung out there for a while (terushima wanted to cliff-dive, but you said no 💔)

teru is always making jokes and laughing and having the best time of his life

he puts his arm behind the back of your chair but sometimes snakes his hand through the headboard to play with your hair or tickle your neck

he's literally always looking at you, his eyes are NEVER on the road wHO GAVE THIS MAN A DRIVERS LICENCE

you guys play truth or dare 💔 it doesn't go well-

"I DARE YOU TO POKE YOUR ENTIRE BODY THROUGH THE WINDOW" "BET!"

(you can decide who said what ❤️)

terushima always wants to drive even though every time he's behind the wheel you end up fearing for your life

but the one time you drive is when terushima gets really drunk drowsy and you're driving at night on this really empty road

terushima is looking at you and he's quiet for once, and all of the sudden he's like "babe, i love you so much" and you're just like "i love you too, dork"

but then he's like "no really you're amazing, im so lucky to have you" and you just 💘🥰💓🥺💗❣️❣️

and then you start making out

OIKAWA

THE INSTAGRAM PHOTOS

LIKE SERIOUSLY OIKAWA PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN

he'd be driving and then he'd see a place and he'd be like "omg y/n let's stop over there and take a few pictures"

at first it was good, you stopped in a sunflower field and an abandoned road and took some really good photos, but then it just got annoying 💔

 like yams, oikawa holds your hand while he drives. sometimes when he's driving and you're just chilling you'd randomly feel him squeeze your hand

he also does the thing where he kisses the back of your hand as he holds it 😳💗💗

he's always stealing your food 😔👊🏾 like he'd have a full container of fries sitting in his lap and he'd reach over to take yours

and then he'd have the audacity to give you that little wink and tongue thing afterwards

you guys fight over the aux... it gets heated but you guys still love each other <3

he vlogged like the first two days of the trip before it got boring and just took random videos of the two of you instead

basically the whole time you're usually just talking about random things (sometimes you'd have really deep conversations about the future or aliens) or just sitting in a comfortable silence as he holds your hand. it's just really relaxing

if its your turn to drive he's sneaking pictures of you (and himself) or taking naps (he'd complain about neck cramps as soon as he wakes up)

you guys find a really good place to watch the sunrise and you sit on the front of your car and just watch in silence

oikawa rests his head on your shoulder and places a tiny kiss on your cheek. "you know what's beautiful?"

"the sunrise?"

"no :3"

"you?"

"yes, but no :3"

"tooru, if this is a-"

"you are! :3"

he's too cute so you don't say anything else