#/ sorry for this trash!

[hellboys]

HELLBOY dir. guillermo del toro

[n4391]

What’s in Trailblazer’s trash?!

[jade-of-mourning]

it's finally done, and it's probably the gooiest garbage i'll ever make.

credit to my new buddy @i-love-tdp-if-you-can-tell for doing almost all the characters' flat colors!! i am so so so infinitely thankful to them bc otherwise none of the other efforts of making this would have happened. between the lineart, backgrounds, shading, and touch-ups, these five pages have taken years off numerous braincells' lifespans, and without their help, may have annihilated my entire brain capacity.

if you like, please reblog! we put in a Lot of time and effort into this!

you would think that between last time (one other event) i tried comic-ing and now, i would've learned to not handwrite the text, but alas...

thank you for answering my plead for help, sky! and for managing to work around my design inconsistencies and sketchy lineart <3 ik you said you didn't need anything, but if you ever decide you want an art, hit me up any time :)

and to the tdp fandom, whoops… sorry for all the requests rotting in my inbox. it was a fun september and a fun six years of lurking, but alas i think i will be bailing for the moment. maybe you'll see me around.

[vvampirelust]

smut vomit 🫢

“take your clothes off” you mumble, right against her chapped lips. your body forcing her backwards through the door, already beginning to push the jacket from her shoulders.

Ellie, realising just how badly you want her right now, takes a brief moment before complying. and then she’s moaning into your mouth, slender fingers curling around the back of your neck. however, yours have found the hem of her shirt.

It’s a blur honestly. desperate to keep your lips on her, reattaching after another item of clothing has been dropped to the door. fuck trying to find the bedroom. you need her, now. you grab handfuls of her, near manhandling her to the nearest surface. ellie’s never been treated like this, and she’s also never been wetter…such a relief to strip the too tight boxers off her body. falling back onto the soft sofa, thighs parted and cunt dripping.

“holy shit,” she keeps uttering breathlessly, watching and feeling you slipping between her legs. hands taking ahold of her trembling thighs. ellie swears her heart is skipping beats when your eyes stay directly glued to hers as your face lowers closer to her cunt. “fuck” the sob ellie lets out sends a twist through your stomach. your tongue is slurping up her pussy, not slow by any means but so passionately. as if you were attempting to drink from her, feed off of her, as if she was the only source you needed to continue on.

your tongue dips inside just long enough to feel her tighten before you need her sensitive clit in your hold. you need her to squirm beneath you. and she does, of course she does. your lips are wrapped around her nub, and you can’t get enough. you need to suck on her puffy clit, play with it, feel her throbbing against the tip of your tongue with your soft yet pressured flicks. releasing the grip on her thighs, you let her wrap them around your head, feeling the soft plush squeezing and shaking against the sides of your face.

the feeling has you moaning into her pretty cunt, the vibrations adding vibrato to ellie’s loud whimpers. chanting your name as you worship her cunt. higher and higher.

it sneaks up on her. such an intense orgasm causing ellie to tense up, her sounds catching in her throat. breaking beautifully. you can’t help but be a little cocky, smiling into her pussy as she rides it out. who knew your new roommate would be so much fun.

[chrliekclly]

——————

it’s been 6 years exactly nd i apologize for everything about this

[tw: implied csa]

[sukunasbow]

using a strap on jinx ; mdni

you’re at the edge of the bed with jinx. her legs are hiked up on your shoulders and you're grabbing onto her hips for support as you repeatedly thrust into her glistening wet cunt, the silicone easily gliding in and out of her. with every movement, jinx can feel the veins of the faux cock hitting the walls of her pussy. "mmph! so full!" she moans out. the bedroom is filled up with the combined melody of her moans and the lewd sounds of her squelching wet pussy. "feels so good, please, keep going!” she looks up at you with tears brimming her eyes, some drool pooling at the corner of her parted lips. “mm’ gonna come..” she pauses and gasps when the silicone cock slams her sweet spot repeatedly, “soon!” the blue haired girl uses one hand to fondle her tit, squeezing it and rubbing the hard and pink nipple while you fuck her dumb. her other hand is desperately gripping onto the bedsheets, hoping for some kind of grounding as she gets closer to cumming. “so fucking good, so good, i can’t..” she’s barely able to form a sentence. you look into her eyes and recognize the hazy look, the one she usually gets when she’s on the edge.

“you gonna cum for me, hm, baby?” you coo. jinx’s pussy clenches around the silicone cock and a few more thrusts later, the knot in her lower belly snaps.

“mm’ yes, cumming..” her back arches of the bed and her hips jerk. one thing about jinx is that she’s a squirter. wet and warm cum spurts out of her, covering the strap in her juices. “s-so much..”

[coldasyou]

[deskraven]

Trash Can!

Friend said my Wreck-gar reminded them of this meme and I finally got it done :D (Original meme under the cut)

Seriously tho, why do so many people call him Trash XD Like if you click into the tag #trash malto there are quite a few works!

[rainbow-nijisaki]

Twewy but it's a farm sim now

Earn enough money and you can buy back your entry fee - and your life.

(Neku was killed by a lightning strike during a freak typhoon, by the way)

Bonus: Another Day

Once you beat the game you unlock the endless mode AU in which Neku's lifelong dream was to be a farmboy. The plotline is a wacky isekai parody that involves a nonsense timeskip and then you can marry him to your favorite partner or whatever

(This is a joke post btw)

[bittasol]

smile, iruma! | hey ive been here before

[lotus-slumbers]

— Yandere! Batfam would never hurt you. The world would sooner burn down or the sun would go out. Either way, you wouldn't have to worry. They'd hold you close, keep you warm and safe. That was what they liked to believe.

— The dreams that most would take as nightmares but to them turned into something more biblical, like visions sent to warn them of the dying of the human race— or, worse, just you— clouded there judgement for months up until that fateful day.

— Yandere! Batfam thinks, maybe, just maybe, if they had thought with a clearer mind, you could have been saved. You wouldn't have fallen from such a great height and sunk like a stone, into the bottom of the sea.

— Yandere! Batfam wouldn't have brought you there with them at all, if they weren't so paranoid. So hell-bent and sure of themselves.

— Yandere! Batfam jumped in after you, into the icy water but you were already gone. In the dark, under prepared. They spent hours out there in search for you, until daylight and until dusk again.

— Yandere! Batfam knows that you were never meant to be there in the first place. The blame is fully on them but none of them want the crushing guilt resting fully on their own chest, so everyone's at each others throat like starving dogs, fighting for a bone that— that doesn't even exist. Being guiltless, being clean after what just happened.

— Maybe it turns into something more like a fight for territory in the end, after time passes and they know you are gone for good.

— The vision of who you were, contorting and twisting and being molded into something other each day when someone else says something. A story of who you were that doesn't match their narrative of every member of Yandere! Batfam.

— Yandere! Batfam all had slightly different versions of you inside of their head. All perfect, of course, but different. They don't want their perfect vision of you to be tampered with when it's all they have left of you.

— Jason leaves immediately, cursing God and Bruce. Spitting venom at anyone he can and in the privacy of the hide out he runs to, himself. He turns to bad habits quickly.

— A few others follow his lead, just a few weeks later. One by one, half of the Yandere! Batfam split apart and the remaining few who still live in the same home start to feel dead themselves.

— It's been a long time since it's been this quiet in the manor. Everyone in Yandere! Batfam looks sick and pale, like a bunch of ghosts living out the same day over and over again.

— Although they still fight for what they believe in, to save the innocent, to protect Gotham, they're much more like walking dead now. Gotham's cursed protectors, rising every night and dying every morning.

— Something broke in Yandere! Batfam that day. Of course it did.

— If they ever managed to figure out you weren't stuck at the bottom of the ocean, that you had survived and this had all been one cruel plan you had careful devised throughout the year they had you?

— Yandere! Batfam wouldn't stop their hunt for you, like blood sniffing hounds ready to go all the way to the gates of hell to retrieve you. Even further, into the depths of hell, if need be.

— They were bad before, (Y/n), but now something is BROKEN inside of them.

— You must remain as dead as the bottom of the sea, if you ever wish to remain free...

[dysfunctional-doodle]

Another Orange Crush Duo! 2012 Mikey and ROTTMNT Mikey definitely bond over their past/previous powers. Beware, they are here to create artful chaos.

-> Commissions || My Kofi || Tip Jar :) <-

Click for higher resolution! Tumblr hates mobile!

This was a page of a comic panel I never finished because work so uh. Here’s a panel.

(The version without the background is on my kofi if you want the extra content <3)

[sadgirlz-lovemoney]

Tails stay catching strays 😭

[soadscrawl]

i was saying this to my best friend the other day but why are voltron aus making keith either rich or like a prince or something. why must you take his poor kid sparkle. that man knows a 7/11 slurpee he knows a walmart brand bottle of soda. he deserves to know the simple pleasure of an inflatable backyard pool. I know he got those fuckass black jeggings from a thrift store. and that fuckass mullet is from great clips. is keith kogane truly keith kogane if hes not taking his change to the coinstar at the grocery store. dont take this from my man!!!!!!

[dathen]

Victorians in general: Eh Dracula is trash, we like The Beetle better ://

Arthur Conan Doyle: BEST BOOK EVER I HAVE THREE NEW BLORBOS NOW!!

[linkeduniverse]

There are already characters in town who won't stop to talk to you (like castle town in TP). So of all the dialogue to include for the characters who WILL stop and talk…why specifically say she knows nothing…hmmmmmmmmm?

2. Where the hero of warriors first saw… H e r ...💘 (messing with lighting but I didn't like how muddy the colors ended up)