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saturni-idae ยท 6 months ago
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Down in the dungeon, where hunger resides ๐Ÿฉธ
I wanted to make a dungeon meshi fanart for a while, and man, I love Falin, so here we go
I hope you like it :)
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churroach ยท 8 months ago
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Looking respectfully
(EDIT: fellas, itโ€™s really not that deep. Anyone starting beef over this stupid drawing getting blocked, i dont care to argue with people who come and judge me (a stranger) in bad faith. A bit dissapointed that this joke post is whatโ€™s getting the most attention but alas thatโ€™s the internet for ya i guess.)
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ink-gmbt ยท 8 months ago
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Dungeon Meshi...AH! Dungeon Meshi!
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lieutenant-sarcastic ยท 10 days ago
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For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.
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The response to my reaction at work was โ€œwhat do you MEAN โ€˜for real this timeโ€™?????โ€
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I fucking hate it here Iโ€™m crying
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fipindustries ยท 7 months ago
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i almost never do vent art, much less post it but man, i have been feeling bummed out recently
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agui-chart ยท 9 months ago
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Laios and Senshi, protectors of the sapphic girls
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thewebcomicsreview ยท 1 year ago
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fellooooowsys ยท 6 months ago
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Has this been done before
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obsesssedblerd ยท 6 months ago
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You look up from your book to see your husband standing over the bassinet with his arms crossed, his brow raising as he looks down inside of it with a tiny scowl. He stays like that for about a minute. You sit up in your shared bed, then call out to him. โ€œRyo.โ€ย 
โ€œHm.โ€ He doesnโ€™t look up.ย 
โ€œMay I ask what you are doing?โ€ย 
โ€œThe little brat is staring,โ€ Sukuna says matter-of-factly. โ€œI am simply staring at her in return.โ€ย 
Inside of the bassinet, your baby daughter coos. Her scarlet eyesโ€”exactly like her fatherโ€™sโ€”glitter with interest. You hear her giggle, and you scoff lightly and return your gaze to your book. โ€œShe thinks youโ€™re playing a game.โ€ย 
โ€œI am doing no such thing.โ€ย 
You flip a page. โ€œPut a hand over your face for a few seconds.โ€ He doesnโ€™t respond, but you know he listens. โ€œMโ€™kay, now lift.โ€ Thereโ€™s silence for a few seconds, then your daughter bursts into a fit of giggles.ย 
Sukuna rolls his eyes. โ€œI do not understand what is so entertaining about that.โ€ When you look up again, you see that heโ€™s covering his face again, then revealing himself to get the same reaction from the baby.
โ€œItโ€™s called peek-a-boo. Itโ€™s a game most babies love to play.โ€ย 
The little princess babbles as she lifts her arms up, and Sukuna tilts his head. โ€œI have no idea what youโ€™re talking about.โ€ย 
You snicker. โ€œOne: Youโ€™ll figure out what sheโ€™s saying the more you talk with her. Two: She wants you to pick her up.โ€ย 
He sighs dramatically, then reaches into the bassinet to pick up the small girl. Though she has her fatherโ€™s eyes, she has your hair, the shape of your nose, and your ears. She also has your fearlessness, because she smiles directly in the face of the king of curses. Now at his eye level, she reaches her arms towards him excitedly. โ€œWhat is it now, you brat? Iโ€™m already carrying you.โ€ย 
He looks over at you in question, and your smile grows. โ€œShe wants to touch your face,โ€ you say.ย 
โ€œWhy?โ€ย 
โ€œBecause sheโ€™s a baby, and sheโ€™s curious.โ€ย 
Sukuna pulls her closer, and once in range, his daughter lays her tiny hands against his marked face. She giggles more, and you can see his eyes soften. โ€œHmph. You have your motherโ€™s smile.โ€ย 
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The next morning, you walk into the kitchen where you hear Sukuna speaking with someone. When he turns to the side, you see your daughter nestled in the crook of one of his muscular arms, staring up at him as he concluded whatever story he was telling her.ย 
โ€œ...At the end of the battle, only I remained. Victory was mine.โ€ย 
The baby babbles excitedly, and Sukuna scoffs. โ€œHa, you will do no such thing. How do you expect to join me in battle when you arenโ€™t even a year old, brat?โ€ย 
Her face scrunches in what looks like annoyance, and she repeats to him what he taught her the night before. โ€œHmph.โ€ย 
You burst into laughter, and Sukuna raises a brow at the little girl in his arms. โ€œGreat. Your motherโ€™s smile, and her attitude.โ€
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strawberrypuppy123 ยท 3 months ago
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What if I touched myself before bed and passed out naked and soaking. Imagine how easy it would be to flip me onto my stomach and how easily you could slide your cock inside me. You could pin my arms behind my back when I start to wake up so I cant go anywhere. Hold me down as you pound into me. Wrap your hands around my throat to help ease me back to sleep. Hold my hips in place and thrust deeper into me when you cum. Cum as deep inside me as you possibly can because I cant stop you and it just feels so good.
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danijaci ยท 7 months ago
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prank gone wrong w/ childe
based on a tiktok audio!
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HE FUCKING THAT SHIT UPPPPPPP
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churroach ยท 8 months ago
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Girlish whimsy indeed
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flow33didontsmoke ยท 3 months ago
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when y/n does something so bad/embarrassing you have to facepalm and close your eyes for a minute
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candy69gurl ยท 8 months ago
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TWITTER LINKS!! ~JJK
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MDI
โ—ˆ SATORU GOJO
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜น ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ต ^-^
โ‹† ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ o-o
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ^-^
โ‹† ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ญ ๐˜ข๐˜ง๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ข๐˜บ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ค๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ด <3
โ‹† ๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ต ๏ผž-๏ผœ
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ 0~0
โ‹† ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ ^~^
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ซ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ <3
โ‹† ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ ๐˜จ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ v-v
โ‹† ๐˜ด๐˜ฒ๐˜ถ๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๏ผž-๏ผœ
โ‹† ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ o-o
โ‹† ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ'๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ถ๐˜ฑ ๏ผž-๏ผœ
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ด 'v'
โ—ˆ TOJI FUSHIGURO
โ‹† ๐˜ฑ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฃ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ต๐˜บ ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ต๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ญ ๏ผž-๏ผœ
โ‹† ๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ด๐˜ฒ๐˜ถ๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ต ๏ผž-๏ผœ
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๏ผž-๏ผœ
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ซ๐˜ด ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜บ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜จ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜บ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๏ผž-๏ผœ
โ‹† ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ o-o
โ‹† ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ ๏ผž-๏ผœ
โ‹† ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ฒ๐˜ถ๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๏ผž-๏ผœ
โ‹† ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ง๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜บ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฒ๐˜ถ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ ยฐvยฐ
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต'๐˜ด ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ^-^
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜บ <3
โ‹† ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฆ ^-^
โ‹† ๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜บ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฉ๐˜ถ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ ๏ผž-๏ผœ
โ—ˆ NANAMI KENTO
โ‹† ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ๐˜ฑ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ค๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฏ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ ๏ผž-๏ผœ
โ‹† ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ด๐˜ฒ๐˜ถ๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ต ๐˜ฃ๐˜บ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๏ผž-๏ผœ
โ‹† ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ^-^
โ‹† ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ ๐˜จ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ >-<
โ‹† ๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ *~*
โ‹† ๐˜ฑ๐˜ถ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ณ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๏ผž-๏ผœ
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ด๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ด ~v~
โ‹† ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ ^-^
โ‹† ๐˜ต๐˜บ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฃ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฃ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ต ๏ผž-๏ผœ
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ฌ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ช๐˜ช๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜จ๐˜จ๐˜จ O-O
โ‹† ๐˜ค๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฉ -V-
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด '-'
โ—ˆ GETO SUGURU
โ‹† ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ท ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜บ ^-^
โ‹† ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ >~<
โ‹† ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฅ ๏ผž-๏ผœ
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜จ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ ^o^
โ‹† ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ข ๐˜จ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ ^~^
โ‹† ๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ด๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ ๏ผž-๏ผœ
โ‹† ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด O-O
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜จ๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ต *v*
โ‹† ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ ^-^
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ซ๐˜ด ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ'๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฃ u-u
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ซ๐˜ด ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ'๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฃ u~u
โ‹† ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ต ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜น ~o~
โ‹† ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ "v"
โ—ˆ RYOMEN SUKUNA
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ซ๐˜ด ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ช o~o
โ‹† ๐˜ต๐˜บ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ท ๏ผž-๏ผœ
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ถ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜บ ๏ผž-๏ผœ
โ‹† ๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ด๐˜ฒ๐˜ถ๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ต ๏ผž-๏ผœ
โ‹† ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๏ผž-๏ผœ
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฃ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ฏ'๐˜ต ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ ๏ผž~๏ผœ
โ‹† ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ O~O
โ‹† ๐˜ฃ๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๏ผž-๏ผœ
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜บ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜จ๐˜ฉ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ค๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฏ๐˜บ ๏ผž-๏ผœ
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด 2 ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ด ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ~w~
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ถ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ ^-^
โ—ˆ SHIU KONG
โ‹† ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ O-o
โ‹† ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ฏ'๐˜ต ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ ๐˜ด๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ '~'
โ‹† ๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜จ๐˜ฉ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜จ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ ^~^
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ซ๐˜ถ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ~o~
โ‹† ๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ~v~
โ‹† ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ^-^
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ^~^
โ‹† ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ฏ'๐˜ต ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ต ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜บ ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๏ผž-๏ผœ
โ‹† ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ณ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ณ ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฎ๐˜ด <3
โ‹† ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ต ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ o-o
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ต๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ถ๐˜ต <3
โ—ˆ HIGURUMA HIROMI
โ‹† ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ O-O
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ซ๐˜ด ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ^-^
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ด ^o^
โ‹† ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ *V*
โ‹† ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜น ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ ^-^
โ‹† ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ข๐˜ง๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฌ o~o
โ‹† ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ด๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๏ผž-๏ผœ
โ‹† ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ด ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ด ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ฑ๐˜ฑ ^~^
โ‹† ๐˜ฅ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜บ v-v
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ซ๐˜ด ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฌ ~v~
โ‹† ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ^~^
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ด vov
โ—ˆ CHOSO KAMO
โ‹† ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ณ ๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ด ^-^
โ‹† ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ฑ๐˜ฑ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ^0^
โ‹† ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ด ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด v-v
โ‹† ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜บ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ o~o
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ v0v
โ‹† ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ต ^~^
โ‹† ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ owo
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ฆ๐˜น๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜บ v~v
โ‹† ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ด >-<
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ /v\
โ‹† ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ง -o-
โ‹† ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต ๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ญ <3
โ‹† ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ถ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ง โ€ขoโ€ข
part 2
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cws; smut, rough s*x, mentions sq**rting, milkman clichรฉ, namecalling, sum back scratching, this is goofy asf LOL ๐Ÿฅ
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Milkman!Gojo who doesn't just 'dick you down'; he fucks you into the 4th dimension. His strokes are actually insane. You can't keep up with him and he's laughing about it because up until now it's been you who's the horniest โ€” the lonely single hottie flirting obnoxiously with the way too fuckable milkman. Shit, it was you who begged him to fuck you dumb in the first place. He's jus' delivering! One second he's giving you milk and the next he's stripping his uniform off and letting his cock spring out to give you... well, more milk?!
Locking you into the nastiest mating press you've ever endured, milkman!Gojo's slamming into your sensitive pussy so hard and fast at the perfect angle that you're actually scared of your orgasm โ€” how he works it out of you with such violent thrusts that you hiccough and feel like you're about to cry. He just gives it to you without mercy, no breaks no bullshit he is dicking you the fuck downnn
"Holy shit! Nng! Fuck! Don't you fucking stop!" you squeal, clawing desperately at his back and leaving raw red lines, "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Ahhh ummm I'm gonna c-cum?! Nnn!! I'm gonna cum... I'm cumming on your cock... I... um... shit, I-I'm ahh cumming...!"
His dick has you stressing out โ€” like actually. Your pussy's under pressure like she's taking a big dick exam. Each inch he packs into your spasming cunt is changing your world perspective. Did you squirt? You can't tell. But you came without touching your clit for like, the first time, which is insane to you. His cum is pumping into you and he's shuddering, calling you a slutty bitch or whatever other foul names โ€” with affection, you know, he's a charming guy. And he's left you with a charming creampie to ooze out your abused cunt.
He's stifling laughter once he's done filling you up with his milk, sliding his cock out with a nasty squelchy pop! and he's asking if you're okay after literally ruining you; you can't move a single muscle, you can only "bask" in the afterglow which feels more like an aftershock because that orgasm was some high-level earthquake shit.
"What the fuck... I need t-t-to lay here and think about life for a bit..."
He's howling with laughter, "Damn, did I fuck your brains out or what?"
"Nah, shut up with ya bullshit โ€” your dick is insane, no wonder you can't keep a girlfriend. Like, there's dicking down and then there's whatever that was โ€” plowing me into the fourth fucking dimension... don't laugh!"
So now after that, you call your milkman up whenever you need "insane 4th dimension dicking down" and he snickers, ready to deliver โ€” knocking at your door and waiting to cum inside.
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