#+ stinky mortal rat girl (affectionate)

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Chibi illustrations for the Mayonaka Punch x Enoshima Treasure Cafe collab!

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Did anyone ask for my Roman headcanons?? No? Too bad

His room is messy as shit.

Can't see your damn feet under all of his crap.

But he loves it and knows where everything is. Logan wants to murder him because if this

Roman is the ugliest crier in the goddamn world.

Snot everywhere and his face is contorted to be all scrunched up. Tears probably get in his mouth. He absolutely hates it

He wears mascara and eyeliner because it makes him feel HELLA pretty. It's not fun when he cries though 😔😔

He religiously watches Mean Girls

The musical is a whole new experience. It transcends this mortal plane.

Let him play regina.

If he's pissed at you and you go into his room, there's bound to be a fugly slut poster of you.

He choreographs stuff in his free time!! He leaves his stinky room and goes into the imagination to dance!!

He's done a lot of his favorite shows and will sometimes conjure people to play other roles or ensemble to complete his pieces

He always dances as the lead. Not because he feels he deserves the lead ( :(( ) but because it's a lot of fun

Patton loves this and sometimes dances with him if Romas asks!!

Remus will turn up to dance uninvited but then it turns into sibling bonding time. Though that's very rare, they usually bicker before Roman shoots him to his side if the imagination

He doesnt sleep at night because he's in charge of dreams and always wears himself thin when hyperfixating on projects

That's why dreams are so weird because he's barely conscious when he does them.

He also takes a lot of naps because of this.

Remus only does dreams when Roman accidentally falls asleep, thus a nightmare.

When Roman hyperfixates on things, he really cant pull himself away. Patton will bring him food and Logan will remind him to take breaks so Thomas' mind isn't over worked.

People can stop by and provide company but if they want a conversation it's one sided.

"How was your day?" "*shrug*" "cool cool. How's that project going?" "*shrug again*" "are you just going to reply with shrugs?" "that's nice Virgil. Give me a second, something doesnt look quite right"

He likes strawberries a lot...he just does. Anytime he sees them in the fridge he goes fucking feral

"Patton I thought you got two things of strawberries" "well kiddo, one of them was for Roman. Do you want your own too?"

CUDDLE BUG RIGHTS!!!

He is very VERY affectionate with everyone and if offered cuddles, he drops what he's doing immediately as long as they didnt interrupt him as he's fixated on something. In that case he's say "give me ten minutes"

Roman doesn't sleep in his bed unless someone else is there half of the time.

He usually falls asleep at his desk or on the couch.

When he sleeps on the couch and wakes up with a blanket, he can always tell who did it.

Thin blanket but tucked in?? Virgil, he doesnt want Roman to get too hot in fear of him getting comfortable and waking up but also would like him to be comfortable.

Fluffy and tucked in? Patton, he wants to make sure his kiddo is comfy and sleeps well. If it's hot, he'll turn the air on so Roman can use the blanket

Fluffy blanket off the couch? Logan, optimal warmth but easy to get and put back.

Any of the above blankets, on the floor? Remus, stinky stinky rat man.

Vague memory of a blanket/ someone walking by and not doing anything? Janus, they're still pissed at eachother

No blanket? No o e noticed he was sleeping, he's always insecure about this. He wonders if anyone noticed his absence

As long as he's not focused on one project he hopes from one thing to the next

He adores painting and drinks paint water on accident a lot.

Everyone thinks that Remus intakes the most paint water but they're wrong. It's Roman. But Remus has drank a lot, it's just always on purpose

He loves oil painting and his art mimics the look of a historical pieces

He likes to paint the people around him but no one will model (in reality he's too afraid to ask someone to sit in a room for a handful of hours) so he takes pictures of the sides (most of the time they're unaware) and paints those.

That's how he paints dynamic things

That's all of this princley rat that I adore.