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miss the days when the word “bop” was used to just describe a good song
sameeeee
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ok ok i need u to bear with me because i have a strangely specific thought in my head of jj fingering you in anticipation of you squirting all over him. and it’s something along the lines of you lying on your back with your legs spread, and jj just has his fingers fucking the shit out of your pussy and he’s just all like:
“cmon baby cmon. i can feel it. i can feel it comin baby. almost there… there we go fuuuuck baby. thats so fuckin hot.”
but he’s not like mumbling. his tone is more conversational IF THAT MAKES SENSE IDK
jj lovers take this offering and accept me into ur society 🤲
- dally. 🧸
DALLY YES !! i accept you into the jj maybank society oh my god !!
he’s sort of humping you onto his fingers himself, jackhammering the thick digits into your tight hole and watching the arousal drool out, puffy folds overstimulated and rubbed red.
he can’t help but admire the way you’re convulsing, stomach tensing and body clenching as you paw at his forearms and protest with your features drawn into duress, wordlessly indicating the overwhelming state of arousal you’re in.
“shh, shh, baby c’mon jus’wanna see it— just once, c’mon i know you can squirt for me,” he silences you casually, curling his fingers faster and holding you down with the other hand, ignoring any further pleas of remission and effectively staring down your pussy instead.
“s’good for me huh?” he mumbles, most likely addressing your over-exhausted hole with the way he was eyeing the swallowed base of his fingers, “yeah she’s good baby,” he turns his attention to you, offhandedly remarking, “good for papa.”
to that your body jerks under his grip, tears crystallising at your waterline as you let out a cry, finally squirting all over his hand while pushing his fingers out from the intensity, the liquid pooling in his palm and dripping onto the sheets as he watches in utter fascination — pupils dilating in a combined reaction of shock and joy.
#asks.ᐟ ⋆。˚𖦹#;darby-rowe#;concepts#jj maybank x reader smut#jj maybank smut#jj maybank imagine#jj maybank prompt#jj maybank x reader
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darby appearance at tcw this week !
#every time I think about the $20 front row tickets I feel sick 😩 but why was he here!#it took til now to find evidence it actually happened lol but I’m guessing this will be relevant in some way somehow#I was hoping someone would say if he’d said anything relevant to anything but this was so incredibly not-talked-about#darby allin#photos
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we played hide & seek in waterfalls.
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match went to shit in a hurry and darby had to die for it.
#aew#all elite wrestling#wrestledream#christian cage#darby allin#god two matches in a row where i just hope they're okay
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So is that pretend marriage Cyber au in space, does that mean Smokescreen is the normal one while Optimus and June is that weird couple that vibes on a different level?
If this is the Do As the Romans Had Done idea, then yeah. Optimus is just that buff need that's really quiet and serious, yet unintentional feral and/or terrifying. And June, while able to blend into mundane societies, has a really broken scale of a Danger sense.
I'm definitely keeping it as Other!Au, but now I'm leaning that June comes from a long line of magic-users: alchemists, sorcerers, enchanters, and what not. Think of them between deep in the mystical many-kinds-of-arts and unhinged field work scientists.
And that's why June isn't too freaked out about everything because this species-swap with an impromptu space adventure isn't the weirdest shit that happened in the family.
Smokescreen is the normal guy from a civilization that fell to an inconceivable scale of planet-wide infighting, but he attributes any weirdness from the others as "Oh, they used to humans, so it's a learning curve" and "Primes doing Prime-things."
Meanwhile, Optimus is climbing extreme cliffs to reach a stray goat without a by-your-leave or safety rigging and more than capable of fishing with his bare hands off a waterfall to use it as a teaching moment for vocabulary and anatomy structures for the kids.
June, while is more affable and likes chit-chat over recipes and the weather, is also the person that made a deal with a fae that's an Archivist in a forgotten library beneath a massive cave system to hunt down extremely rare specimens that were once predominant in textile spellcraft for protection and health. That deal ended with Jack, by the way, so he's still a spooky fae-child.
Smokescreen is deeply engrossed by Optimus in a bar: really terrible at small talk but more than able to consume fuel that's used for stripping rust infections from a tank without a grimace and starts a fist fight when someone tries to drug another person's drink without them knowing.
June is in a shadowy corner doing a secret handshake with an indescribable stranger because she recognizes their cloak's stitching and scented tobacco from her (several greats) grandmother's fellowship. Now she's back to doing odd jobs or quests.
Smokescreen rationalizes it that June was a medical professional for humans, so it isn't too out of the realm why she's interested into toxins because he's more distracted by Optimus dropping bombs that he consumed hallucinogens as a sparkling and managed to survive to make to Iacon.
#ask#transformers#transformer prime#tfp#do as the romans had done#smokescreen#june darby#optimus prime#optimus#humanformers#humans into cybertronians#magic#creature#maccadam#my thoughts#my writing#Smokescreen is getting front row seats to OP's weirdness and finding waaaaay more about the guy on the run than living in a converted silo#smokescreen is also thinking “wow humans are sure superstitious” as Jack is telling him what birds are saying and June makes a potions lab#Optimus is dropping bombs about his past and either very casual or reluctant#meanwhile June is doing scifi fantasy side quests of a more mundare variety
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Shakespeare Weekend
Continuing our look at The Works of Mr. William Shakespear: in ten volumes published in 1728 by Alexander Pope (1688-1744) and Dr. George Sewell (d. 1726), this week we examine Volume Four and its imprint variation on the title page. Volumes Four, Five, and Nine all include additional booksellers aside from Jacob Tonson (1655-1736).
The imprint for these three volumes reads “Printed for J. Tonson in the Strand; and for J. Darby, A. Bettesworth, and F. Clay, in Trust for Richard, James, and Bethel Wellington”. Richard Wellington Sr. was established in the London book trade during the 1700s, shortly after his death in 1715 his wife Mary assigned his stock of books over to Darby, Bettesworth, and Clay in trust for her three children. How or why Wellington was tied to only volumes four, five, and nine of Pope’s work is unknown to us.
Volume Four contains a group of Shakespearean history plays including King John, King Richard II, King Henry IV Part I, King Henry IV Part II, and King Henry. Similar to Rowe’s earlier collection, scene divisions, stage directions, dramatis personae, and full-page engravings by either French artist Louis Du Guernier (1677-1716) or Englishman Paul Fourdrinier (1698-1758) precede each play.
Pope’s editions of Shakespeare were the first attempted to collate all previous publications. He consulted twenty-seven early quartos restoring passages that had been out of print for almost a century while simultaneously removing about 1,560 lines of material that didn’t appeal to him. Some of those lines were degraded to the bottom of the page with his other editorial notes.
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-Jenna, Special Collections Graduate Intern
#william shakespeare#shakespeare weekend#alexander pope#dr. george sewell#jacob tonson#richard wellington#j. darby#a. bettesworth#f. clay#nicholas rowe#louis du guernier#paul fourdrinier#the works of mr. william shakespear in ten volumes#shakespeare
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Nothing has convinced me I’m not into men like the way my entire timeline goes feral over a Rhys Darby thirst trap.
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if i weren't such a coward, i'd wear my steve whittle "take me" tattoo t-shirt to the glasgow show. it'd go So Well with the calm app finale.
as it is, i'm afraid i'm gonna settle for the cryptid factor logo.
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Excuse me, sir ! But what are these guns and are they even legal.
#ofmd#Rhys showing off his rowing arms#grab on those Ed dear#wut#the times we are living in#my oh my#murray? present !#rhys darby#instagram
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you're so valid about slender man tho. read this one fanfic about him on fanfiction dot net when i was 12 and it hasn't left my mind since...
WELL SEND IT OVER ?????
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re: https://www.tumblr.com/shellxrls/740135650921185280/i-need-sejanus-and-coryo-in-the-same-hole-in-a-way
sej n coryo accidentally tearing ur walls and watching as ur blood gets on their cocks making it easier to fuck you 😵💫
is this out of pocket? i feel like this is a bit out of pocket
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oh lord i’m about to bust 😣😣😣. can’t do this can’t take it dally you’re so sick i might die.
cw; tearing/ripping of vaginal walls, blood
using your blood as lube and smearing it all over your folds and the insides of your thighs just so they can fuck you through the pain. telling you your pussy looks ‘so pretty’ even though it’s a bloody mess gaping around two cocks too fat to fit. maybe they’ll even eat you out afterwards, unfazed by the combination of cum and blood making a steady trickle out of your abused hole.
#this is definitely more outta pocket#what can i say i love body mutation/horror#although i doubt this is that severe??#asks.ᐟ ⋆。˚𖦹#;darby-rowe#;prompts#coriolanus snow smut#tbosas#coriolanus snow imagine#coriolanus snow x reader smut#coriolanus x sejanus x reader smut#snowjanus smut#sejanus plinth smut#sejanus plinth x coriolanus snow
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any time i walk in the woods these days i'm liable to have outwardly random bursts of mirth. smiles, giggles, full on chuckling alone in the middle of a forest. i'll move on and a bit later the same will happen again, until eventually i will have to stop and lean on my knees to have a proper laugh. all because of a branch i've seen out of the corner of my eye reminded me of a covert werewolf park ranger and his very reasonably presented concern about eye-level sticks
#i've seen the show ONCE#weeks ago? months?#i have to admit i watched the episode twice in a row plus rhys' bits once on top of that#they were so fucking good#eye level sticks#this feels like a core part of my personality now#i'll be referencing this to myself for the rest of my life#jesus christ#internal monologue#wellington paranormal#rhys darby#that episode is so good to begin with too#you get this feeling#like you iykyk#if you've seen the original wwdits you know#what anton is from the start#and then they pull the rug and it's glorious
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BOB’S BURGERS 13x12 “Oh Row You Didn't” airs tonight at 9pm on FOX
#bob's burgers#on tv tonight#sunday tv#bob's burgers 13x12#bobs burgers#dan mintz#kristen schaal#eugene mirman#john roberts#h. jon benjamin#rhys darby#bob's burgers season 13#fox#animated series#new episode#winter tv#oh row you didn't
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i masturbate to your pile driver sejanus fic at least a few times a month it lives in my mind rent free
GASP ! omg omg some appreciation for piledriver ugh 😩 bless u anon
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