#& psas .

[cantfuckbracket]

Welcome to the Can't Fuck Bracket, where YOU vote for the character who has the most unfuckable swag

Do you love characters that don't fuck? Characters whose dicks would make U-turns and whose pussies would clamp itselves shut if they ever came close to performing a sexual act? Characters who would try to fuck and end up leaving snot all over their poor partner? Characters who have never ever ever made their partner cum? Well, this bracket is for you!

Submit and vote for YOUR favorite unfuckable characters and let's find out who Tumblr crowns the least fuckable of them all!

Rules and clarifications:

"Can't fuck" is different from "doesn't want to fuck". This is about characters who either suck at sex or could never find a willing partner, not asexual/sex-repulsed characters

This is also not about being a virgin or inexperienced, this is for characters who could fuck a billion times and would still suck at it

You can submit both your beloved blorbos who have 0 game and characters you hate with a passion

"Can't fuck" can mean both "could never find a willing partner" and "would suck shit ass in bed". It's up to you

Last year's contestants are only eligible if they did not make it past the group stage. So check that your submission isn't featured in this post to make sure they're eligible!

Goofy from Disney will also not be accepted. I've seen things I can't unsee

No real people unless they've been dead for at least 100 years.

"Being dead" is not in itself a reason to be considered unfuckable, otherwise this would become a deadguybracket 2.0. It's fine if that's mentioned but it can't be the only reason

Propaganda is not only encouraged, I'd say it's the whole point! You can tag me in it and I'll reblog it

Be nice to each other and also to me. I'm just making a silly little poll. It's not life and death. Also I have other things going on in my life

You can diss your opponents if you want but practice common sense when doing so

And that's all... For now! You can use this form to submit your characters! Go crazy go stupid!

[arsacra]

Czech matchbox labels warning of the dangers of alcohol dependence and drunk driving, printed at the Solo Lipnik match factory, 1962

"Luck does not add anyone's health"

"lowers morale, increases absence"

"He didn't count the beers, that's why he rests"

"If you submit, it enslaves you!"

"Drivers beware, dangerous area" (dangerous intersection?)

"Alcohol drowns wishes and desires"

"He stopped drinking, he's furninshing an apartment"

"If high blood proof, you will lose your ID"

"Alcohol reduces attention at work"

"Don't race them, they will ruin you!"

"Red [means] Injury" and "Intercountry action against traffic accidents"

"He who can't control himself does not belong behind the steering wheel"

[bye2k]

[therobotmonster]

When one makes a PSA poster, such as one Lloyd Harrison did in 1918, one expects it to have influence. That is, after all the whole idea.

He could not have imagined the impact of his actions at the time. He could not have known. The finger on the monkey's paw, however, curls inward no matter how hard you pull against it.

Corn would be the food of the nation.

Corn would be served some way in every meal.

And may God may have mercy upon our syrup.

[bodhrancomedy]

Wow, 1970s British PSAs do not fuck around.

[sunrisetune]

New month, new reminder to donation to abortion organizations if you can!

Mostly US-based, but some international links:

Abortion Funds site

Planned Parenthood

In Canada: Abortion is covered by the federal health plan if you have a Canadian health card. These organizations offer support (example, abortion question hotlines) and funding for costs other than the abortion itself (transportation, a place to stay, taxis, etc.).

Action Canada

National Abortion Federation (Canada)

~ It'd be seasonal to make a joke about "You know what's really scary? Losing reproductive rights!" and yeah, it is scary! It is genuinely deeply horrifying. Especially as the US comes up to its election

To any politically-left US people who see this specifically: hi! If you can, please consider donating to abortion organizations, And Please Vote.

I know this is everywhere rn but I will also say it again: - Refusing to vote, by itself, helps exactly zero people - The parties are not both ""just as bad"" as each other - Voting is (obviously) not the last thing you should do to help others, but it is a significant thing

Vote.org to find all the information you need to vote in your state!

Thank you & be safe.

[kineticallyanywhere]

Content Warning for s2e34:

dndads season 2 episode 34 includes a string of jokes based on strong suicidal ideation. No one makes any attempts or talks seriously about making an attempt, but if you have any discomfort around these kinds of jokes or if this is a trigger for you, you can skip the follow times (in the first chunk I also included a string of general mental illness jokes, just to be safe). This doesn't include all of the talk about the topic, but it's definitely the place of strongest sentiment.

ad-free (Patron): 31:22-33:16 and to a much lesser extent 34:06-34:22

main-feed (as of 5/23/23, may change as ads update): 34:33-36:28 and to a much lesser extent 37:17-37:33

You can absolutely skip these parts without losing overall context of the episode. You will not be missing out, give you FOMO a warm drink and prioritize yourself. I'm not an expert on crisis hotlines, please feel free to share info in the notes of this post, but if you live in the US remember that you can call 988 for the 24 hour suicide and crisis hotline.

[vtuberconfessions]

Please be careful when auditioning for English speaking Brave Group companies in the future!!! There was a personal information leak a few days ago that thankfully only affected 2 of their JP companies (VSPO JP & HareVare) but also unfortunately affected general auditions as well. Currently over 9k leaks have been confirmed in total. This information includes residences, legal names, phone numbers, and much more!!!

[lilliths-httyd-blog]

I turned my favourite ad on TV into a GIF because my hyperfixations are fucking absurd and I love this PSA

[novice-psasbr-hours]

He looks so tired in this game. Please take a nap bro.

I also like how he (suspiciously) doesn't act like reboot Dante in PlayStation All-Stars. They didn't know what they were doing with him in the game and I respect it I guess--

[cantfuckbracket]

ATTENTION MP100 FANS

It has come to my attention that you have joined forces and decided to go for a tie. The fuck? This isn't the We're All In This Together bracket. It is unsportsmanlike to not go for each other's throats and leave a trail of blood in your wake. I won't stand for this Care Bears shit

As a master of ceremonies, it is my sacred duty to make sure this tournament is as uncivilized as possible. Therefore, I'm stepping in. It pains me to do this, but it's for my own good

If Roshuuto and Toichiro tie, I'm declaring Serizawa the most unfuckable

FUCK union. FUCK peace. FUCK overcoming our differences. You're supposed to be psionic WARRIORS, not psionic diplomats. Bite each other's dicks off NOW

[inkoutsidethelines]

Your doc titling adds a certain flare of mystery 😂 What’s in “PSAS” ?

My browser decided to restart in the middle of my answer so this one will be shorter T_T

PSAS stands for "Project Stars and Stripes" my MCU fic about Hydra cloning Steve. The results are Star - who has all of Steve's abilities, and thanks to rapid aging courtesy of Hydra is about 13 years old while only having existed for about two years - and James - who is an accurate pre serum clone of Steve, physically two years old but essentially a newborn. Hydra considered James a failed clone since he doesn't have any of Steve's powers, and were going to kill him for that, prompting Star to run away with him. Chaos follows.

I've finished Part One and started Part Two, though I haven't updated it in like...a little over two years. When I get back to it (I will, I'm determined) I'm probably going to tweak the structure a little bit, now that I'm more familiar with how AO3's series options work.

I don't really have an excerpt to post, because every chapter that's written is already posted. But I will say that are plans to introduce mutants/the X-Men in part two that I'm really looking forward to when I get back to it :D

[whocaresifwearecrazy]

"If you wanna know the Pavlovian Response PSAs/PIFs have had on me, I cannot listen to "Body II Body" by Samantha Mumba without internally wincing or "Wise Up" by Aimee Mann without seeing imagining someone try to button up a shirt painstakingly slow because he was involved in a speeding accident. I cannot think of Pee Wee Herman without thinking of him saying "This is crack. Rock cocaine. It isn't glamourous or cool or kids' stuff". I had a period where I HATED the song "The 12 Days of Christmas" because of an anti-drink driving PIF. I am TEMPTED to say "This is your brain on drugs" when making eggs. I can't even listen to "When Johnny Met June" without thinking of the Sandy Hook Promise PSA "Evan". All that aside, I LOVE the PSA community. Zac R, HelloImAPizza, Sweet Disaster, Antonia the Sheep, Love the PIF, Back to the Past, RE: ADS, etc. etc.

[theshadowandthehost]

PSA/RULES

-MUTUALS ONLY

-You are welcome to send in anons and asks but I will not be doing threads with you if we are not mutuals.

-Mun does not write smut though this is an 18+ NSFW blog. Mun is 30+ and expects minors to respect my boundaries and not follow me

-I only ship if the muses have chemistry! I expect them to build it up. I don't care how lovestruck Astor is he's not an insta ship.

-I do not do crossovers (Hellaverse only)

-All open starters are tagged as 'Dash Commentary'

-I do not write preestablished relationships with anyone especially if he has never interacted with them. They can know of eachother, they can be friends with eachother but no one is dating anyone.

-I do not do MAs or interact with fan children/children in general (I love OCs but I am not interested in OCs made to be the children of a canon character or self inserts)

-I do not write/interact in mentions of r*pe/noncon or suic*de and I will immediately stop interacting with your muse if it is brought up. (I used to be fine with these topics but this is absolutely something that should be brought up to the mun prior to just dumping it on the muse. You don't know what head space the mun is in that day and it can be incredibly off putting)

-Im not interested in interacting with Alastor. I have my own and would prefer to focus on the relationship Astor has with him specifically. (There will be no duplicate interactions)

-If my muse is not involved in a verse you have going with someone else, I expect to be asked/informed if I want to be involved with that verse. Otherwise, I am not. Everyone gets their own verse here unless requested or stated otherwise, I expect the same. The only time I am involved in a verse is if I specifically have them make a comment about it or it has been discussed.

-Another thing is, I do not ship with Angel, nothing against Angel but it's just never been a ship I am interested in. Astor and Angel are strictly platonic and Alastor is indifferent to him with room to be friends

- Please tag all mentions of children, pregnancy, babies, etc you can tag it as a blanket term just as long as I don't have to see it

[whatthefuckisasweep]

DID GRIF JUST FUKCING SAY GO OFF KING TO DICK SIMMONS IN THE GOOD YEAR 2022 IN THE FUCKING RVB PSAS I AM — I—

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