#& he was trying to make it healthy again

[monkesupreme]

Maybe i SHOULD draft out my ‘Clark is a SuperPlant’ propaganda post

[bunnieswithknives]

erm can we see more deer dale he's so silly

Deer Dale!!! Now with full antler face like I initially intended but could not figure out how to draw at the time

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[raiiny-bay]

some photos from the boys' teen years

[triglycercule]

can the mtt commit more crimes that just murder please i know theyre the MURDER time trio but ppppleasse,,,, please,,,,,,

they'd be terrible to be next to on the highway. horror's going 160 mph amd has long past gone over the speed limit. dust's out for BLOOD and by blood i mean your tires. he's somehow sniping those round rubber wheels from the high moving vehicle with the precision of a master fruit ninja player. if your car explodes or flips over in the process that's not his fault. and then to make matters worse for everyone on the highway killer's in the backseat scratching up the doors and windows of your car with a knife everytime horror gets close to another car and oops he accidentally just disfigured your face also did i mention theyre all drunk during this

ok so theyve all got the classic face WHY DONT THEY ABUSE IT!!!! horror gets to do a little paper mache to cover up his head hole and then wearing glasses. killer i dont know what the FUCK he can do to get rid of his perpetual tears but let's just pretend that theyre conveniently gone for now. and then all dust has to do is put down his hood! anyways identity theft is cool. imagine how much they could totally fuck up classic's reputation with this. set up fake tinder profiles and then scam people for their credit card info/free dates (while ordering every expensive thing) and stealing wallets. walking into various grillby's's around the multiverse and telling terrible jokes. like ACTUALLY bad jokes. and then of course just being a huge piece of shit at the bar. god theres so many things they could do pretending to be classic. which one of us is hikaru looking ahh except the only difference between the three is the color of the stains on their clothes (either gray (dust) black (killer) or red. well faded red (horror))

ROBBERY!!!! ROBBERIES PLURAL!!!??? train robbery gas station robbery bank robbery GOVERNMENT robbery (what would you rob the government for?? documents??? idk) anyways. mtt robbing a train except its just a really shitty plan and they dont know jackshit about what theyre doing. killer's taken over the conductor's cabin and now he is booking it. how fast are trains allowed to go idk but the maximum. anyways meanwhile horror's on the tracks fucking up the rails with his strength or whatever (listen i know he's weak but picking and choosing what hcs i believe in is my art) and dust is there to teleport him away before the train crashes into him and turns him into a trolley problem victim. and then of course that shit doesnt fucking work and the train just ends up flipping over and catching on fire or something (killer survives because of course he does he's killer). and then in the end dust just has to flip the entire train over and they just stroll into the part that actually HAS the money

and then they go out and get ice cream. sometimes the murderers need to take a break from murdering and just do NORMAL crime yk???

[pixelatedraindrops]

Happy Birthday Yakou! 🚬💙🎉

The best roommate, mentor, boss, father figure and caretaker Yuma could ask for💕

I had to try to make something for him. I’ve grown to adore him almost as much as yuma as I kept putting them in various scenarios the past half year.

(its kinda for both of them since their birthdays are only a day apart from each-other??)

So yeah, birthday cuddles for them both~ 💜💙

[total-drama-brainrot]

Alenoah, where Noah cares about Alejandro, more than Alejandro's family did:

Noah: I will now torture you.

Alejandro: Kinky!~

Noah: I think you are brilliant and beautiful.

Alejandro: Wait!

Noah: You deserve to be cared for and loved, despite your mistakes.

Alejandro: No!

Noah: Your feelings and needs are valid, and deserve to be heard.

Alejandro: I need a safeword! 😳

Real.

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[chirpsythismorning]

As a gay Mike truther, this is my favorite bi-Mike evidence

[persy-r-bozo]

[quibbs126]

I had a thought for a character just now

So going with the idea of Dark Choco having his constant stormy clouds, this other character basically just follows him around because of it since they either don’t enjoy the sun themselves, or they prefer stormy/cloudy weather. Or maybe they like the unusual phenomena

But any way, this character is following Dark Choco around specifically because of the clouds

Not really sure what flavor would work for this sort of character, but it was just a thought

[goldkirk]

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[lesbians-all-the-way-down]

My friend: I can't think while I'm at work

Me, at work, earlier that day: word for word writing a fic In my head

[wisteria-html]

Oh no!!! He doesn’t care??? Whatever will I do??? This hurts me so badly!!!

[overcaffeinated-aro]

I got an email from my grandpa today and all the draft responses I’ve been working on in my head sound like an 18th century letter that’s going to have to travel for months to reach him.

pandemic year 5 really has me feeling like me and a very small handful of people I know are living on an entirely different plane of existence than everyone else

[primus-why]

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[ridiasfangirlings]

young alpha yata making lunch boxes for omega saru bc he is concerned saru might be too skinny and weak. everyone else (maybe even saru himself) sees it as an alpha courting an omega lol

Yata just wants Fushimi to be healthy, please he doesn't even know what courting is XD Imagine Yata not even being aware that Fushimi is an omega, like Fushimi hasn't had his first heat yet and he doesn't tell Yata that he's an omega because he's embarrassed – bad enough being an omega but being one when Misaki of all people is an alpha is just too much. Yata's pretty vocal about being an alpha of course, because alphas are strong and cool (and then Fushimi teases him about sex and Yata gets super red and tells him to shut up, Yata hasn't entirely reconciled himself to that part yet and anyway they're only in middle school). Meanwhile Yata's noticed that Fushimi has a terrible diet and thinks that Fushimi needs some nutrients, so he just starts making Fushimi lunches. Fushimi still picks at the food and complains about the vegetables but he does eat, and Yata is completely oblivious as to how this certainly looks like an alpha trying to awkwardly court an omega.

Then they join Homra, where most of the guys are alphas and probably notice that Fushimi's an omega right away. I imagine Totsuka or Kusanagi trying to like gently hint at Yata about the truth, because they can see Fushimi is uncomfortable when Yata talks about Homra being full of alphas, but Yata doesn't entirely catch on. He does however keep bringing Fushimi food even now, like if they're not going to be at home for lunch Yata will sometimes bring Fushimi lunch even if they're at the bar, since Fushimi's so picky this is the only way to be sure that he eats something. The rest of the Homra guys totally notice this of course, Chitose thinks it's pretty clever to try and claim your omega by being the one who exclusively feeds him. Fushimi hears these rumors and just clicks his tongue and thinks 'how stupid,' because he knows that Yata hasn't noticed he's an omega and even if Misaki did why would he ever try and court Fushimi – but at the same time part of him desperately wants it, wants Yata to be trying to stake a claim to Fushimi's heart, and perhaps that's why he continues to be even more stubborn in his eating habits so that Yata will keep bringing him meals.

[billpottsismygf]

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