#& I mean that genuinely

[princess-of-the-corner]

Hero Chat was like the 3rd fanfic I read, and it opened up the whole world of fanfiction to me. Now I am wholly immersed. This means that my naive and inexperienced older brother, who is just discovering fanfic, asks me questions, seeing as how I am a seasoned expert or something. A non-exhauarive list of things I have now explained to him that I am going to blame you for:

The vast majority of fanfiction is gay slash

Why I know more about MHA than I have any right to, seeing as how I've never watched the show

Everyone is trans if the author says so, fuck you.

The Omegaverse Exists

Possible reasons that he finds more smutty fanart for straight ships and more fluffy wholesome fanart for gay ships even though he doesn't go looking for shipping fanart of any type on the regular

AO3 cultural phenomenons

AO3 authors are fucking insane (affectionate)

What a crack fic is

ML and salt fics

ML's. . .complicated relationship with the show's canon

ML's complicated relationship with Chloe

ML's complicated relationship with TA

In depth explanation of gen vs slash

The words Canon Compliant and Canon Divergence will make your life infinitely better

The words "tism stick" which is now in his vernacular (he calls Bad Batch "Clone Wars but everyone got hit with the tism stick")

DC stands for Disregard Canon

DC's obsession with whole universe reboots

The concept of Don't Like Don't Read

Such popular fanfic genres as the Highschool AU, the coffee shop AU, the modern AU, the no powers AU, and several erotic tropes we now both regrettably know about.

Possible reasons most fan creators are queer.

Thank you for the mess that is my life right now (genuine gratitude).

I'm glad to have been such an awful influence!

[wretched-fool]

Might dust off this blog to post jayvik art... genuinely considering playing League... oughh times are rough out here

[euthymiya]

Atp I could give every single one of my characters a gilded 4 pc set I have so many pieces from this fucking set

[weirdgirlshowdown]

last time i'm gonna complain abt this but i'm NOT going to take bracket-seeding advice from anyone who's holding up the mcytblr tournament as their example of a good bracket. The day i take advice from dsmp fans is the day they put me in the ground to compost

[pine-needle-scuffle]

it's only been 3 weeks and my voice sounds like sandpaper this shit is great

[petrofagonicapocalypse]

Here we go again boys!!!!

[missmitchieg]

I'm happy Siena found a man willing to take care of her. Hope she's happier now.

[birf]

I love spending so much time and passion on the most pointless of drawings

[the-physicality]

For new people Pou hurt her knee (not the one she supposedly hurt this time) right before cwhl playoffs in 2019 and was out, came back for worlds and played in the second or third group game (can’t remember which) and then didn’t play for the rest of the tournament, Canada lost to Finland in the semis and got the bronze. Pou was out for a while after that and because the cwhl folded she didn’t play until the first game during covid.

thank you for sharing

[lauryn-order]

Lmao. I love tumblr. I post that I’m sobbing and panicking and what do I get minutes later?

[romanceyourdemons]

[Transcript: “David Wark Griffith (January 22, 1875 – July 23, 1948) was an American film director and white supremacist. Considered one of the most…” /end transcript]

obsessed with the way dw griffith’s wikipedia page begins. usually you have to scroll down a bit to see a famous director was unbelievably racist. thank you wikipedia editors for letting us know right up front

[cloudbattrolls]

I think that computer biting post is funny but i have too much to say about my characters at all times which is why I dump it on here so I don’t make everyone I know want to kill me

[glambots]

(last rt) the benefits are the hot robots

My god you are so right, how could I be so blind.

[stonefemblues]

i get very sad and dysphoric when i have short nails, i find it so distressing i will often go into a shutdown state. i am so sorry you're having this happen ): wishing you a very fast nail regrowth

🩷🩷🩷 thank u so much for your support in this trying time

[simplepotatofarmer]

anon, if you don't know, consider yourself lucky <3

[chaossmagic]

me: *is curious why chris evans is trending on tumblr*

me: *goes in the tag and finds the most unhinged, awful, dogshit, positively psychopathic takes and opinions ever*

me: