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Frank, Dr. Salazar, and Dr. Copeland have a group chat.

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Eddie: I don’t do one-night stands.

Buck: well, I have 2 nightstands.

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Buck: *walks into firehouse with a camel*

Bobby: where was your impulse control?!

Buck: Eddie was arguing with a mime.

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Chimney: what’s your ideal pet?

Buck: a dragon

Chimney: you’re a firefighter!

Buck: job security…

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Buck: *running to the sperm clinic*

Eddie: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!?!?

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Bobby: Can anyone give me an example of a mistake?

Jonah: *raises hand*

Buck: That's a very good example.

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What if Eddie gets a ride from Buck for some reason or another and leaves this seemingly cursed bracelet on accident and that’s how Buck gets in a car accident. Eddie than blames himself cuz Buck’s in a coma and the drs don’t know when or if he’ll wake up.

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Buck: so, what’s your Halloween costume gonna be this year?

Eddie: a couch

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So what if in ‘Cursed’, it’s not Buck’s sperm that’s stopping the donation, but his family history? His friends don’t want to have to deal with potential juvenile leukemia so they back out. This makes Buck feel like defective parts all over again. Then in a bid to cheer Buck up, Eddie invites him to the beach with him and Chris. Now, at this point, 2 things could happen. 1) he gets there, sees the singer girl(can’t remember her name), turns around, and gets into an accident. 2) gets in an accident on the way there(read somewhere that it looked like he was leaving the beach, but I don’t really know). Bonus angst points if Eddie and/or Chris see the accident. Either way, Buck ends up in a coma and bam! ‘9-1-1, what’s your fantasy’ happens. If none of this happens and it’s just the firefam going to their local renaissance fair, I would be ok with that.

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The AA book Buck reads in 6x2? Yeah, that’s just a cover. He’s actually reading Buddie fanfic.

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*Bobby and Athena leave for vacation*

Buck: *separation anxiety*

Eddie: *crying cuz Buck’s crying*

Hen: *locks herself in her room for a bit of peace and quiet*

Chim: *someone gave him a lighter*

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Even the saw looks excited

#I CAN’T HANDLE THEM

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Eddie: Buck, you really need a couch.

Buck: why?

Eddie: where am I supposed to sit?

Buck: *looks down at lap* I wonder.

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So, a couple days ago I was driving home from the grocery store and I had a thought that made me giggle. The season 4 finale, when Buck picked Eddie up like a sack of potatoes, what do you think was going through Ryan’s brain? Me? I think it was, ‘well Eddie’s screwed’.