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The super cuddly plushie gavle goat is complete!!!

Time to make some more little flame pins to add to it lol

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I think we should bring her over alive and well. I mean it. We should set up voluntary guards 24/7 to help her make it into 2025 unharmed. One of us should leave this year w/ their hearts and body intact. If it be her so be it.

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If I don't listen to music my brain will decide what to play on its own and I don't get to choose

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Laura Benanti's Patti LuPone story

Between this and Aubrey Plaza's near-death experience, I think the lesson for hanging out with Patti LuPone is not asking for the same thing she's having.

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This is a neutral post

Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.

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I have no lands…just a lot of books and a Funko collection.

The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.

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DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

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so i just googled the phrase “toeing out of his shoes” to make sure it was an actual thing

and the results were:

it’s all fanfiction

which reminds me that i’ve only ever seen the phrase “carding fingers through his hair” and people describing things like “he’s tall, all lean muscle and long fingers,” like that formula of “they’re ____, all ___ and ____” or whatever in fic

idk i just find it interesting that there are certain phrases that just sort of evolve in fandom and become prevalent in fic bc everyone reads each other’s works and then writes their own and certain phrases stick

i wish i knew more about linguistics so i could actually talk about it in an intelligent manner, but yeah i thought that was kinda cool

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SANTA THE UNION MAN 😭😭

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it must suck to do an assassinate and have everyone cheering you on and hyping you up cuz you can’t tell anyone you did it. you have to keep that information to yourself.

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This is a problem with mental health medication as well. We think we don’t need it because we feel better but we only feel better because of the medication.

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

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Everybody || Backstreet Boys