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PIPER'S WORLD 🪄

everything can be found under #piper’s world

crossed out fics are wips

✿ fluff, ☆ angst

FICS

the first year

(2018)

— getting the good news ✿ ft teagan micah

— first camp ☆ ✿

ages 1-3

(2019-2021)

— the first night ☆

— a helping hand ☆ ✿

— making the best of it ☆ ✿

ages 4-6

(2022-2024)

— busted ✿

— nightmares ✿

— promise ✿ ▼

— looking back ☆ ✿

— mini ✿ ▼

— lovechild ✿

— the smallest man who ever lived ☆, pt2 ✿ , pt3

— under the bus ✿ ▼ ft sam kerr

— can we always be this close? ✿

— raso’s piper’s ribbons ✿ ▼

— meerkat mccabe ✿ ▼

— future planning ✿

ages 7-9

(2025-2027)

— secret keeper ☆ ✿

— not mine ☆ ✿

— troublesome ✿

ages 10-12

(2028-2030)

FAQ's

break up & pregnancy

piper’s godmother

chaotic tillies camp & meeting jessie

jessie coming into the picture & arsenal and auswnt’s reactions

piper + the acl squad & injured reader

kyra, mini and charli moving to london & free baby sitters

who is piper’s godmother

were jessie’s parents worried?

conversations about baby #2

going to camp with jessie, mother’s day cards & sick reader

HEADCANONS

piper and jessie headcanons

meeting the arsenal girls

more arsenal + piper hcs

meeting the chelsea girls

alanna & piper hcs

first time calling jessie mama

jessie’s jersey

piper’s footballing future

the wedding

niamh and sam’s day

aunties leah, steph and sam

the mirroring phase

saint steph & sam accidentally playing cupid

piper’s birth

piper and the fleming’s

tillies post piper

sister plushies

trimester 2

the arsenal vs chelsea debate

invisible string

permission to marry you

piper’s dating questions

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in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.

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+if u want, tag how often you saw them!

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December 31st 2024

No

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Yeah, I learned both of these in my kindergarten French class in Ontario, Canada. And yes, no one never actually taught us what they meant.

The Canadian National Anthem would also be in French 1 day a week, and I only learned years later that the French version is not just a translation of the English version, but apparently has entirely different lyrics that we were never actually taught. It’s a different song with the same music.

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I cannot wait for my new glasses to be ready so I can go watch this movie.

Merry 2000 Trained Rats, everybody

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Tonight I am Searching for An Image that May Very Well Change My Life

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Digging through my WIP folder and I found notes for a story idea I had about a dragon adopting a human.

Not on accident, mind you, the dragon doesn’t just stumble across a human infant and adopts it. The dragon decides it wants to adopt a human.

The dragon explains this to its lich friend: ���I want someone to take care of me in my old age! A human would be great! Imagine how easily it could talk the other humans into leaving me alone! And– and it might decide to grow up and become a goldsmith, right? Some humans become goldsmiths. My human might decide to go into goldsmithing too!”

“I think you’re overestimating the percentage of humans who become goldsmiths,” replies the lich friend, who is not terribly discouraging of the idea, but also not particularly invested in it at this point. It seems like a plan with a lot of potential points of failure.

The dragon is undeterred, mostly because it has a whole hoard of gold coins and goblets and jewelry and trinkets that seem to indicate to it that there must, in fact, be a great number of humans who know goldsmithing to have produced all that.

Anyway, the dragon decides to shapeshift into a humanoid form, go into a city, and adopt a human child. It needs the lich’s help, because it doesn’t know anything about human fashion. The lich’s knowledge on the subject is a few centuries outdated, but they attack a few fancy carriage on the road and reverse-engineer an outfit from what the humans inside them were wearing. (Those humans were nobles, it’s fine, it’s a victimless crime)

The lich fusses a lot with the humanoid appearance of the dragon until everything looks just so.

(“Am I actually doing it wrong, or are you just making me shapeshift into something you find more attractive?” the dragon asks.

“If you want me to pose as your husband, this is the price to pay,” the lich replies.)

They go into the city, anyway, and they find an orphanage on the shady side of town, where the tired, overworked and underpaid matron clearly sees there’s something not right about these two, but not in any obvious way she can put her finger on. She’s just happy to have one less mouth to feed.

Anyway, child get! 

She comes along quietly, and doesn’t even comment when she’s taken to a dragon lair.

The dragon is ecstatic with its new acquisition.

(“Does it know any commands?” the dragon wonders. “Sit! Stay! Roll over?”

“You may be thinking of dogs,” the lich points out. “Children do not perform tricks.”

They both looked at the human child, trying to figure out how to approach her.

“So, what scam are you running here?” the little girl asked suddenly, startling both the dragon and the lich.

“I was wrong,” the lich says, “they’ve definitely been teaching children new tricks since I was alive.”)

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reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

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WIBTA for taking advantage of my boss’ possible manic episode?

I know this already sounds bad but hear me out.

So I (30M) am the sole employee of this guy (62M) who’s honestly just a miserable boss and an even more miserable person. It sucks so bad working for him—the pay is horrendous, he’s verbally abusive, and the working conditions are awful (in the winter I literally have to stay bundled up the whole work day because he refuses to put the heat on in the office). He wouldn’t even give me holidays off if it wasn’t for the fact that there’s basically nothing to do those days because everywhere else is closed. I’m almost positive he unironically thinks poor people should die if they can’t work. His nephew (aka his only living relative and just the nicest guy) came by yesterday to invite him to Christmas dinner and he told him he’d see him in hell.

I cannot stress this enough—it’s BAD. I’d quit, but it’s been hard finding a better job and I’ve got four kids at home, including one with special needs.

Anyway, so here’s where I’m wondering if I’d be the asshole. Today was Christmas Day and he showed up at my house out of nowhere (huge red flag, I know). At first I thought he’d forgotten I had the day off and he was here to chew me out, which was worrying enough, but then his whole demeanor changed and he was super happy and excited and talking about how he was going to raise my salary. He even mentioned possibly making me a partner in the firm.

Now if that was it, I’d feel a little weird about the suddenness of it but it’d be fine. I’m not going to complain about having more money to feed my family. But then he started talking about how he wanted to pay our mortgage off. He talked about wanting to pay for our son to get the very expensive medical care that’s probably going to save his life. He mentioned at one point that he was going to be donating a huge amount of money to charity too—I knew he was rich but it staggered me. All this from a guy who doesn’t (didn’t?) even want to turn on the heat or the lights because it costs too much money.

It was such a sudden and drastic change that happened very literally overnight and now I’m kind of concerned he’s having a manic episode or something. I really, really want to accept his sudden generosity (I probably will; my wife is all for it and thinks he owes it to us), and I would love to believe that he’s truly had a sudden change of heart (an actual Christmas miracle lol) but I’m just worried about the possible consequences of accepting huge financial gifts like this from someone who I believe might be experiencing some kind of break from reality. Even if there’s nothing legally wrong with it, I’m worried about the ethics of it.

TLDR, my asshole boss might be in the middle of a mental breakdown. WIBTA if I accepted his offer to pay off my mortgage and my son’s medical expenses?

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quick reminder that my own gay ass genuinely supports the hell outta each and every one of you. regardless if i know you or not, im happy to be living in this shithole of a life in the same world with you.

and im proud of you, i know in my heart just how beautiful, amazing, talented, smart, and worthy you are and i hope you can see that too🏳️‍🌈🌈

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The super cuddly plushie gavle goat is complete!!!

Time to make some more little flame pins to add to it lol

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I think we should bring her over alive and well. I mean it. We should set up voluntary guards 24/7 to help her make it into 2025 unharmed. One of us should leave this year w/ their hearts and body intact. If it be her so be it.

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If I don't listen to music my brain will decide what to play on its own and I don't get to choose

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Laura Benanti's Patti LuPone story

Between this and Aubrey Plaza's near-death experience, I think the lesson for hanging out with Patti LuPone is not asking for the same thing she's having.