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I need a fic where for some reason, The pack has to go into Stiles’ memories, (I don’t know, don’t care what that reason is) specifically Stiles’ memories about his parents especially Claudia. Only I want Claudia to be batshit crazy. Like a good mother over all, but one that breaks the law like it’s just another Tuesday. You thought Stiles was a bit too prone to trouble, well he learned his criminal ways at his mother’s knee and his father’s blatant enabling.

The Pack goes into their spazy human’s mind thinking that Noah and Claudia will be like Scott describes them only to see memories of Claudia teaching her son how to pick locks and copy keys, how to avoid attention and create a solid alibi. Memories of Noah bringing Stiles to the shooting range and self defence classes, of him blatantly teaching Stiles how to solve cases and pick out clues. Of family game nights that include lock picking competitions and hide and seek: sneak out of the house edition.

Basically I want Stiles and Claudia to be feral bastards and Noah whole heartedly enabling them.

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Source | Day 134

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Merlin is the FATHER of savagery:

“Look, I’ve told you you’re an ass. I just didn’t realize you were a royal one.”

“How long have you been training to be a prat, my lord”

Arthur: “We’re supposed to be hunting. It requires speed, strength, and an agile mind!” Merlin: “So you’re able to get by on two of the three then?”

Uther: “If this were a time of war, I’d have you flogged.” Merlin: “But since it’s not we’ll let it go just this once?”

“One day you’ll transform into a beautiful prince. But magic’s outlawed in Camelot so that’ll probably never happen.”                                      

Merlin: “She likes you?” Gaius: nods head Merlin:“Oh, that is disgusting.” “Imagine…imagine if she kissed you! UGH”

Arthur: “Take some advice from someone who knows about women-” Merlin: “If such a person existed maybe I would”

Arthur: "You have the mind of a child” Merlin: “Yet I’m still more intelligent than you" 

"I take it you haven’t come all this way JUST TO SMASH MY FAVORITE POT”

Leon: “Whats the job, exactly?” Merlin: “To kill Arthur” Leon: “Driving you mad isn’t he?” Merlin: “Not for much longer!”

Gaius: “Sometimes two heads are better than one.” Merlin: “Yes but not when one of them is yours.” 

“PERCIVAL, that is a sword, it DOES hurt”

“Will it be hot? Will it be cold? Will it be wet? Will it be dry?" 

Merlin: "I wouldn’t do that if I were you because if you do that….you’ll never learn of my plan.” Arthur: “… What plan?” Merlin: “EXACTLY! That’s why you can’t run me through!”

“Don’t think too hard, I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself”

“Are you threatening me with a SPOON?”

Morgana: “You’re just my imagination” Merlin: “That’s right. I’m not really here. Just pretend i’m not really here!”

“The belt is one hole shy of perfection!”

“Do you want us to help you?…. Or do you want to do this alOoOone" 

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No other character will be as iconic as Merlin :)

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what's your blorbo show? the show that has so few characters who AREN'T your blorbos that the characters who aren't don't even count. The show where you're spending most of your watching time going "there they are! the specialest person in the world!"? I'll start, mines Merlin

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3 tags I will dodge like the plague:

Ambiguous/Open Ending

Major Character Death

Hurt/No Comfort

Like, no, bestie. Real life is tragic and uncertain enough.

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This picture of Steve and Tony. That's it.

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Nah but the BBC Merlin fandom is insane there's nearly 5k fics updated just this year and the show ended nearly 10 years ago

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I am having a slight breakdown over Colin Morgan's hair in the Discworld audiobooks documentary.

When I saw this promotional picture on the official Terry Pratchett website I thought I was going to be able to handle it, but NOOO.

Grown your hair out a bit have you, Mr Morgan?

Oh shit. His hair. I... I... Shit.

Excuse me for a moment while I have a slight breakdown, won't you?

Discworld Audiobooks Documentary

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Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

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So I just heard about “Primed: The Back Pocket Guide for Trans Men and the Men Who Dig Them.” It’s the first sexual health resource written by and for gay, bi and queer trans men/ transmasculine people, put out by Rainbow Health Ontario, and it’s a very frank guide that answers basically any questions you might have about safer sex. They’ve released it for free download here.

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Two tropes I love equally:

Character ties their hair back/up and becomes Very efficient. They could do anything. They could win an argument with God.

Character’s hair is loose when it’s normally contained and they are Kind Of Feral. Nothing can stop them. They could win a fight with God.

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you wrote this instead of sleeping? i'm gonna read it instead of sleeping

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Rewatching random merlin episodes and... we deserved so many more scenes like the one where he and lance are in the hall and merlin magics away the wine stain.. like its so sweet to see him be able to freely joke about this kind of thing. He deserved more people to know! like give him similar scenes with Gwaine or someone please 😭

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Ben Barnes is that ONE generational crush we all think we may be over at some point but a new show/movie comes out we're hoeing all over him stronger than before.

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Official English MXTX is real, it’s been so exciting getting to work on this project with an amazing team! See http://sevenseasdanmei.com/ for details!

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I’ll be for you by her bright skies still hits after all these years... ah the nostalgia I get from this song