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seen several systems interact with these posts and i would like to address that.
this blog is, in fact, run by none other than a system with slenderverse fictives. so to those hoping we don’t mind… we don’t. we get it too. <3
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im like slenderman. im only there a few times a year and contribute little to nothing and yet somehow people will still follow me.
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this aged poorly
noah’s been tweeting again yall know what that means
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noah’s been tweeting again yall know what that means
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I FOUND HIM I FOUND MICHAEL ANDERSEN
you know what we haven’t talked about on this blog? michael andersen and his fucking jurtains
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woah apparently i hit 100 followers recently?? wild, glad you all think i’m funny. if anyone has any ideas/requests for things that i could do to celebrate, maybe a q&a session or an ask meme, feel free to let me know!
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you know what we haven’t talked about on this blog? michael andersen and his fucking jurtains
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the thing nobody knows about this post is that i made it on a low-energy day, but i still wanted to post content. so i took a screenshot i thought was funny, slapped it onto the metaphorical table of the internet, and hoped it got at least 2 notes. it’s my most popular post, jeff reblogged himself, i keep getting notes for it to this day and its been almost two months, i’ve essentially peaked. this will forever haunt me, thank you
that’s it that’s the joke
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Tim: Jay’s in the birdwatching club!
Tim: And Alex is in the club that watches the birdwatching club!
#tim wright#tim marble hornets#alex marble hornets#alex kralie#tim mh#alex mh#jay marble hornets#jay merrick#jay mh#marble hornets#mh#jokes
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Alex: Are backyard funerals illegal?
Jay: Definitely
Alex: Good, perfect
#marble hornets#alex kralie#jay merrick#alex marble hornets#jay marble hornets#mh#jay mh#alex mh#jokes#source: simplynailogical’s holo coffin video
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also this is a steph/damsel appreciation blog, she deserved better
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the EMH group: [wakes up in a new iteration]
Steph: don’t say it.
Evan: well,
Vinny: Evan, please don’t say it.
Evan: rip to past me but I’m different
Jeff: he said it.
#emh#everymanhybrid#evan emh#evan everymanhybrid#jeff emh#jeff everymanhybrid#steph emh#steph everymanhybrid#vinny everymanhybrid#vinny emh#jokes#i feel like thats on brand for evan#at least a little bit
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habit's literally an abusive baby eating nazi
my apologies, i didn’t make this clear. THIS IS NOT A HABIT STAN BLOG. I 100% DO NOT CONDONE ANY OF HIS ACTIONS. i will be taking down the post that i suspect prompted this ask, however, mostly because i don’t believe i thought too clearly about it before posting. again, my apologies, and i’m going to do my best to think before i act as that’s not my strong suit
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still thinking about Noah’s reaction to the :D emh video, like do you think he just decided to check in on them via the channel and just went “well, fuck” or what
#or was he keeping in closer touch with them? we may never know#idk man maybe I’m forgetting something#emh#everymanhybrid#tt#t12#tribetwelve#noah tribetwelve#noah maxwell
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marble hornets but every time someone coughs it gets faster
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mlandersen0 but every time Patrick acts like Norman Bates it gets faster
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tribetwelve but every time Noah says the fuck word it gets faster
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