#JOKE POST

[theshadowandhislight]

@asktheevilgeniusesson

' ' This you guys? ' '

// [/j, joking] //

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

I bet if Arkham Doctors simply released Scarecrow on a farm with the condition that he must watch over the animals and crops

that he would probably do it. and enjoy it

and just...stop being evil thanks to farmers Muriel and Eustace

[vaultnewt]

GREETINGS, FELLOW PDQ-88B LOVERS!!

If you’re as curious as me, you’ve probably seen these little protruding metal bars on Securitrons and thought “what function do they serve? what is their purpose?”

I’m happy to say that, after countless hours of research and sleepless nights, I have an answer for you all.

They are the Securitron’s “love handles” and they are meant to be held.

That’s right! The chassis of a Securitron has a sizeable circumference, which makes it hard fo a person to wrap their arms around them to give them a hug. So, in order to optimize the action of giving your Securitron companion an affectionate squeeze, these bars were welded onto the lower more slender part of their body. You can wrap your arms around them via resting them on their love handles or go for the “side squeeze” route- whatever way works best for you and your PDQ-88b beloved!

Just remember- Securitrons deserve respect too! If your Securitron sweetheart doesn’t want you to touch their love handles, then DO NOT TOUCH THEIR LOVE HANDLES!

Trust that you will be dealt with accordingly if you disregard their boundaries.

Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk! Go forth and adore Securitrons responsibly!

[bamsara]

yes there's a global IT outage because of a Microsoft defect in their update rn but A03 is still up and running so are we really losing here

[temptresstitania]

what do you mean you're not excited for mating press monday?! it's just as fun as forced knotting friday! get with the program, dude.

[squishosaur]

hello malleus nation

[derangedsilly]

My immediate thought to seeing this picture

[fungicidecarhorn64ad]

Honestly I think I make more sense lore wise if I'm a girl

[tytobytes]

I've officially lost it.

[rawrx3ky-txt]

The way Mike looks at El 😻😻

You can tell he truly does love her and they are going to be together forever 🥰😻

[peachnix]

tbh everypony is kindof an exclusionist term because it assumes everyone in the room is a pony. what about dragons griffons etc

[starry-bi-sky]

Lmao instead of Sam being the new plant queen from undergrowth its Danyal in Things In Threes (og Danyal au with the face scar)

“Oh an Al Ghul! I do so love your family. Such friends of nature you all are.”

Consequently this is how Sam and Tucker find out Danny’s original last name /j

[peachsodah]

remember to LIKE ❤️ and REBLOG 🔃 if you love KILLFUCK

[toobofyogurt]

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[spider-centrall]

Hello GGG fandom

[sleepykoi]

i thought i posted this 💀

i love kazuichi believe me he just gets no bitches