#JOKE POST

[dr-spectre]

I had enough of this man.

Get him out. We're done with you. Go home. Leave. I never wanna see you again. Bye bye. See you never. See you later alligator. It'll be a while crocodile. Have a nice trip (down the fucking stairs)

Can you let these lovely ladies win for once your fucking life?

It's gotta be rigged at this point. Like it has to be. Surely.

[bamsara]

yes there's a global IT outage because of a Microsoft defect in their update rn but A03 is still up and running so are we really losing here

[temptresstitania]

what do you mean you're not excited for mating press monday?! it's just as fun as forced knotting friday! get with the program, dude.

[squishosaur]

hello malleus nation

[derangedsilly]

My immediate thought to seeing this picture

[fungicidecarhorn64ad]

Honestly I think I make more sense lore wise if I'm a girl

[tytobytes]

I've officially lost it.

[kyle-txt]

The way Mike looks at El 😻😻

You can tell he truly does love her and they are going to be together forever 🥰😻

[anonymous-badger-238]

Alright let's be honest. Massachusetts rules New England. The only problem is that Rhode Island never listens, Connecticut wants to join New York, and Vermont and New Hampshire and Maine are kind of doing their own thing. But Massachusetts still rules New England. It's just that no one else wants to admit it.

[peachnix]

tbh everypony is kindof an exclusionist term because it assumes everyone in the room is a pony. what about dragons griffons etc

[sleepykoi]

i thought i posted this 💀

i love kazuichi believe me he just gets no bitches

[starry-bi-sky]

Lmao instead of Sam being the new plant queen from undergrowth its Danyal in Things In Threes (og Danyal au with the face scar)

“Oh an Al Ghul! I do so love your family. Such friends of nature you all are.”

Consequently this is how Sam and Tucker find out Danny’s original last name /j

[spider-centrall]

Hello GGG fandom

[peachsodah]

remember to LIKE ❤️ and REBLOG 🔃 if you love KILLFUCK

[deadpoetyogurt]

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[vaultnewt]

GREETINGS, FELLOW PDQ-88B LOVERS!!

If you’re as curious as me, you’ve probably seen these little protruding metal bars on Securitrons and thought “what function do they serve? what is their purpose?”

I’m happy to say that, after countless hours of research and sleepless nights, I have an answer for you all.

They are the Securitron’s “love handles” and they are meant to be held.

That’s right! The chassis of a Securitron has a sizeable circumference, which makes it hard fo a person to wrap their arms around them to give them a hug. So, in order to optimize the action of giving your Securitron companion an affectionate squeeze, these bars were welded onto the lower more slender part of their body. You can wrap your arms around them via resting them on their love handles or go for the “side squeeze” route- whatever way works best for you and your PDQ-88b beloved!

Just remember- Securitrons deserve respect too! If your Securitron sweetheart doesn’t want you to touch their love handles, then DO NOT TOUCH THEIR LOVE HANDLES!

Trust that you will be dealt with accordingly if you disregard their boundaries.

Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk! Go forth and adore Securitrons responsibly!