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I love steves hc. It would be fun to bring him with me while makeup shopping while hes thinking of the palettes as if they are paint palettes. Its sweet he gave advice for y/n things get fun if his s/o is an artist/designer/stylist . Giving back by taking him to a carry on paint palette as a thank you gift or if y/n is a stylist she would give him a Soft summer color season sample (Learned bit on styles and while looking for mens example Chris evans falls on soft summer and perfect on steve)

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I thought this is so cute! Which Cevans characters are letting you swatch your makeup on them? I can already tell with characters like Lloyd, he’s gonna be like ‘fuck that shit’ 😭😂 Ransom is gonna whine like he always does for sure ‘Why are you putting this sparkly shit on me 😡🤬’

Link here. Sorry this took so long, but I finally got the inspiration to answer this one while sifting through asks! Warning for an f-bomb or two. No, it was not avoidable. We shall call this the "Black Friday Shopping Edition" of Who Would...

James Mace

Honestly finds it all useless and dumb. Thinks you're beautiful without all this sh*t on your face. Abhors glitter and will riot if you get it on him at any time. Rants about all the plastic packaging and how it's bad for the environment.

Curtis Everett

He cannot believe the prices. Curtis is incapable of walking around the store without pointing out this $25 thing that's--turns tube over--"POINT FIVE FLUID OUNCES?! Honey, just no."

You strategically stand in front of the $45 products while nudging him out of the store. Come back alone or with a friend. Curtis is not your man for this.

Jimmy Dobyne

Fucking no. Not for the same reasons as Mace and Curtis though. Jimmy thinks you look magnificent when you do your makeup (he doesn't prefer it, mind, but he appreciates the final result) but has zero interest in knowing how the sausage is made. You go shop. You take your time in the bathroom or at the mirror. He isn't there for those stages.

Johnny Storm

Antsy. Fiddles around testing out the skin and haircare stuff for men. Bit obsessed with colognes. Needs to know you're opinion on what suits him. He will let you swatch on his hand and arm but will not necessary stay put while you make your decisions. Possibly spends more money than you sometimes. Definitely tries new products more than you do, not really searching for his favorite or the best, just like new and is a product whore.

Jake Jensen

Jake, my beloved, is fascinated by the various textures and tries to spot the super subtle color differences. He's always genuine about which things he prefers--hates sticky textures--and wants you to feel as lovely as he finds you all the time. Jake will even clean up his arm then start over to swatch your top choices beside each other, remembering which brand and colors they were. He is wildly amused by the names of lipsticks and nail polishes specifically. He kinda wants that job.

Lloyd Hansen

Loudly announces what will make you look whorish, the asshole. Everything is described as looking nice while you cry from how good he's fucking you or looking hot smeared on your face and his dick. Doesn't give a shit about price or whatever; he's not paying for it.

Ari Levinson

He's distracted but around. Follows you casually. Will answer questions and give his opinion when prompted. Has too much hair to swatch on him though. Will randomly put his arm around your shoulders, kiss your temple, and say "whatever you want." Insists on paying, even if his eyes bug-out momentarily.

Ransom Drysdale

You are correct: he will not allow sparkly shit on his person. In fact, he's too bored to stick around when it's not him shopping. Ran is extremely vocal and particular about what looks great on you and what's meh. Refuses to let you buy the meh things. I will say, he is deeply appreciative of the final result. Loves when you are all dolled up and beaming happy. Doesn't show it really, but he's smug as hell with you on his arm looking so fine...

Andy Barber

He has opinions, but he is not a palette. Andy throws a wary glance your way when he notices the prices or that there are several of the same type of product in your basket. There are very rare instances where he's goofy and in the mood to be playful with you, so Andy has been known to put a vivid or dark shade of lipstick on himself when you're turned away and then play it off until you notice. He thinks it's utterly hilarious to smear it on you with kisses in those moment. Adorable jerk...

Steve Rogers

Everything is a palette, and all the colors remind him of some sort of art. I mean, this guy thinks you are art. Steve can't help but imagine what you're thinking of wearing with the makeup, he knows complimentary colors and shading, and he's the best of most worlds in this scenario.

Bucky Barnes

Buck gets an enormous kick out of this, really leans into his preening, theatrical side. Swatch all over him, he doesn't care. Bucky also will gently help you apply makeup, cupping your chin in his hand while gliding that lip gloss you're interested over your bottom lip. He mimics pressing and pouting so you spread it around. I mean...I don't know how this guy makes everything both loving and sensual but goddamn do I believe he does.

Thank you for asking!

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Boop PSA, for Mobile Users:

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I'll update this when I know how to get certain badges and such.

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This is what it feels like to have a period.

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GURL- I CHOKED . This is absolute perfection🥵

Lust manifestation ~ ❤️‍🔥👹 NSFW fanart

Halloween special w/ monster AU ft. Incubus!Johnny Storm x virgin!blank female insert

| #lemonsfanart | PATREON I

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Between their kids

James:be nice

Sarah:im always nice

Margaret:not Bitchy nice

Sarah:Your tying my hands but fine

Tony:wow....Like mother Like daughter

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Inspired by this

team Pr made them try this for fun

Steve:i heard alot of guys complaining about their wives spending on coffee and shoes ...but i married a sewist

Y/n*her sewing area sewing*🤭🤭🤭

Steve:its like im funding a starter here 😅

Y/n:Were artists Of course we choose something difficult , time consuming and detailed

Steve:in the end its worth it

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I recognize this harley type!! :D dad and i had a road trip on it . Steves bike is a harley Dyna Its sleek , big yet Amazing .

If your the driver it feels smooth while driving whilst having the tall height and enough to keep yourself stable . It hurts (50/50) being the passenger/riding behind if you have a Thic ass Find a seat after riding and if you have long hair braid it and use a headcover while wearing a helmet

Chris Evans on the set of ‘The Avengers’ in Central Park, New York on September 2, 2011.

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Good fucking moaning, lovelies.

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAgoYi1C6PH/?igsh=MXJ6Mzk1NXhvdnkxaA==

Steve:Im telling you Art is my therapy

Bucky:mhn i see

Later

Steve*Scratches*YOU F---ING PEICE OF SH

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Y/n:i dont belive your really rightious ....Thats a facade ....*smirk*Brilliant at best

Steve:just modest doll*grin* im impressed you can control yourself

y/n:adaptation works in my favor amour *winks

Steve:i hate to see you go but dam i like to watch you leave*watches her walk off*

Y/n:Hey! Thats my line 😏 you cheeky bugger

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Y/ns outfit moodboard

1/40

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The computer goes into hang or Freezing mode

If brains are biological computers, why don’t we lag?

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_8HjCxSS3p/?igsh=amNheHNsZjZ6YXU1

Steve:i need this

Y/n:TOO THE ART SUPPLY STORE

Steve*carries her*YES!!!

Sam:aww two seniors being cutd

Bucky*wheezes*

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Crack incorrect quote

Inspired by : the incredibles

Steve:you want to make a suit ?

Y/n:you cant go out in your hobo suit

Steve: can you repair it for sentimental sake?

Y/n:okay *picks up sketchbook* for all your do it now youll need something tough

Steve:that can work . A cape would look goo-

*a paper ball thrown at him*

Y/n:No cape! Can you even fly?

Steve:no ....but it looks cool

Y/n:good luck with that .

(im sorry its too funny to make this and seeing THIS i choked I CHOKED)

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*after steve realizes his girl y/n reads smut*

Steve:Back the fuck up...WHEN DID THIS BECOME A WHORE HOUSE?!

Y/n:Then dont go through my devices and my pulp novels Your not a saint either blondie

Steve:prove it , they got filthy!

Y/n:bucky spilled the beans you found your hidden Playboy and Pin up mags...pretty tamed till finding one with betty paige Dam if you want to be spanked *smirk*you better kneel

Steve:y-you saw nothing!!!*blushes*

Y/n:says the 6ft tall twink inside you moaning on my p-

Bucky:THERE ARE MINORS HERE

Y/n:oh please .... Peter is not here , wanda is with vision and grow up barnes you and steve are 90+ years old

Steve: ive never been roasted this hard......