I love that you don't correct people thinking you are gay. Like you just roll with it. Or are you gay?
I have been straight for the last 22 years. But you know, there’s always tomorrow, amigo
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#me trying to convince someone i can quit whatever i’m obsessed with
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11.17.17
it’s my birthday!! also the last day of school before thanksgiving break ☺️
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H E L P H I M
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L O V E
{ Cr./ PRINCE }
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#NOBIGGIE
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Suddenly, all sea life vacates a 300 mile wide area in the middle of the Atlantic ocean. A ship is deployed to investigate.
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person: how is your mental state?
me:
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You have the power to heal, you also happen to be a universal donor. In order to cash in on this you decide to sell all your organs on the black market, multiple times. What could possibly go wrong?
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You have a hobby of collecting rocks the size of a ball. One day you come back home to see one of your rocks broken apart and you see a small dragon inside.
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hi uh………… if ur looking for some good strong #feminist characters in harry potter…. pansy parkinson and bellatrix lestrange are……. como se dice…………………….. literal racists and bullies so like maybe pick from the plethora of other amazing female characters in the series
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look at this
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