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[superlativesamsara]

Babe I'm not actually dead you could just. Ask me to come over or whatever. I'm just pretending to be dead so the terrorists wasting millions of credits trying to resurrect a dead clone don't get suspicious about that fact.

But also what do you mean finish the staff? Is there some sort of additional processing required for magical foci in your world beyond just attuning yourself to the magically resonant core of your chosen implement? If so, do go on, regale me with your neat secrets 👀

@superlativesamsara Undie Narratively already, I can't finish the staff

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Twas indeed my intention and I'm glad to hear you like it, dearest.

Also, and I recognize you may not get this reference but I'm now going to stare directly into the metaphorical camera and say "Mahogany" in an odd monotone and cadence before proceeding as if I never did any such thing.

Anyway could I interest you in some roast beast? I finally got off the shitty ammonia snow planet (albeit, not very far from it) and then hitched a ride to a backwater planet where I can lay low until it is narratively convenient for me to "return from the dead" so to speak.

🎁!

A gnarled branch of fine aged mahogany, just over a meter and a half in length, with a smooth spot at perfect height to grip for use as a walking stick, or as a casting implement, as the wood faintly tingles with magic energies both primal and arcane. It's also got a good bit of heft, and being one continuous piece of sturdy wood even before the magic reinforcing it structurally... it'd make a hell of a shillelagh.

Rose I think you gave me my new walking stick and stave.

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If your ask box were open it would already be there, complete with a little gaudy Tyrian purple velvet pillow with needlessly frilly golden tassels to rest it upon, all two and a half inches of sturdy hawthorn with a core of thaumic crystal substrate because magic animal derived wand cores are for suckers.

You'll have to come pick it up later ;p

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"Sorry you don't want to go home anymore, apprentice," let me use the smallest wand in the world to prestidigitate a tiny violin.

That shit would be sat on my desk at the bar for as many stupid jokes as I can muster.

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why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.

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... @nemxricultrix

Corvid Christmas tree. Simple, but beautiful.

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smoochin u

Gasp

I am smooched, by a wild Roxy no less!

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... @nemxricultrix

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

🥺

[superlativesamsara]

Hmm. Frozen technically uninhabitable rock boring, gonna go smooch girls now.

Those asshole looters didn't even have the courtesy to not blow up their own shuttle with friendly fire when they came to steal all the shit that was left aboard the ship when escape pods launched.

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Only halfway because technically I was supposed to not survive reentry, then get stolen by a shady criminal organization, then get stolen by a different shady criminal organization, then get brought back by funky mad science. Unfortunately, jumping out of a ship at the edge of an atmosphere and falling to the planet below is something I was specifically trained to be able to do. I mean, normally you're supposed to use a drop pod for it, but I cheat shamelessly with funky space magic so it's all good :p

Oh wait I'm getting off topic again

Whatcha got planned? Not much to do standing around a shipwreck on snowball world n all.

roooooosey r u free rn

I was not right then but I very much am now.

Had to put up with (another) fall from orbit. An unplanned one this time but myeh.

Canon events finally halfway back on track.

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roooooosey r u free rn

I was not right then but I very much am now.

Had to put up with (another) fall from orbit. An unplanned one this time but myeh.

Canon events finally halfway back on track.

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Loving you.

Hold me please.

It shall be done posthaste.

You are already hugged, by the time you read this, even.

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Unquestionably. And rest assured, in many possible futures they only get weirder.

It's an Altima, by the way.

That's what Nissan calls their Not A Civic(tm)

Though I'd argue if they're all gonna copy each others' homework anyway-

Cars are weird.

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Something something the mental image of a temple or shrine as a cosmic feedback box is an amusing yet apt comparison.

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Ack! Oh no! I have been loved upon by a pretty wife! Woe betide me, I shall simply perish upon the spot, for she hath declared me silly!

@superlativesamsara get loved on, you buffoon. You absolute fool. You silly billy. You gorgeous good ball

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((Random sneaky post from work:

((If you were to afflict (current) Rose with a spell that makes her have background music, it would be Sacred Moon from Kingdom Hearts 2 (original, not remaster)))

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Mmmh. The midnight urge to trawl the infinite multiversal expanse for a version of yourself with no innate powers for the express purpose of fucking with them and everyone around them by pretending to be their Jojo Stand...

Or maybe that's just me having super weird intrusive thoughts.