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smoochin u

Gasp

I am smooched, by a wild Roxy no less!

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... @nemxricultrix

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

🥺

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Hmm. Frozen technically uninhabitable rock boring, gonna go smooch girls now.

Those asshole looters didn't even have the courtesy to not blow up their own shuttle with friendly fire when they came to steal all the shit that was left aboard the ship when escape pods launched.

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Only halfway because technically I was supposed to not survive reentry, then get stolen by a shady criminal organization, then get stolen by a different shady criminal organization, then get brought back by funky mad science. Unfortunately, jumping out of a ship at the edge of an atmosphere and falling to the planet below is something I was specifically trained to be able to do. I mean, normally you're supposed to use a drop pod for it, but I cheat shamelessly with funky space magic so it's all good :p

Oh wait I'm getting off topic again

Whatcha got planned? Not much to do standing around a shipwreck on snowball world n all.

roooooosey r u free rn

I was not right then but I very much am now.

Had to put up with (another) fall from orbit. An unplanned one this time but myeh.

Canon events finally halfway back on track.

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roooooosey r u free rn

I was not right then but I very much am now.

Had to put up with (another) fall from orbit. An unplanned one this time but myeh.

Canon events finally halfway back on track.

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Loving you.

Hold me please.

It shall be done posthaste.

You are already hugged, by the time you read this, even.

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Unquestionably. And rest assured, in many possible futures they only get weirder.

It's an Altima, by the way.

That's what Nissan calls their Not A Civic(tm)

Though I'd argue if they're all gonna copy each others' homework anyway-

Cars are weird.

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Something something the mental image of a temple or shrine as a cosmic feedback box is an amusing yet apt comparison.

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Ack! Oh no! I have been loved upon by a pretty wife! Woe betide me, I shall simply perish upon the spot, for she hath declared me silly!

@superlativesamsara get loved on, you buffoon. You absolute fool. You silly billy. You gorgeous good ball

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((Random sneaky post from work:

((If you were to afflict (current) Rose with a spell that makes her have background music, it would be Sacred Moon from Kingdom Hearts 2 (original, not remaster)))

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Mmmh. The midnight urge to trawl the infinite multiversal expanse for a version of yourself with no innate powers for the express purpose of fucking with them and everyone around them by pretending to be their Jojo Stand...

Or maybe that's just me having super weird intrusive thoughts.

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I think, perhaps, I shall steal a leetol smooch from my wife, as a treat.

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I cannot understate the fact that I had to install texture downscaling patches for recent big releases (or re-release/definitive/anniversary updates) because tiny textures (and associated Normal Maps) were stored uncompressed in massively bloated sizes.

The 4K blade of grass is real. It is coming for your disk space.

@superlativesamsara replied to your post “black ops 6 is going to be 300gb”:

Developers these days don't know the meaning of the word "Compression". You will take your 4096x4096 single blade of grass texture (and separate file normal map of equal size) and like it.

​i mean, compressed texture formats have been a thing for a long time. which, i'm pretty sure has just made things worse.

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Well when else would you buy a Second Christmas tree? If normal Christmas is 4 days after the winter solstice, Second Christmas must therefore be 4 days after the summer solstice (which was yesterday)

As I was paying the cashier for my Christmas tree, he asked, “Are you going to put that up yourself?” 

I said, “No, I’m putting it up in the living room.”

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... @fowlofprey

He's just a dead boy detective

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making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time