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YOU'RE BACK!!!!

Legit so excited to see that your posting again! (Even if it's just reblogs)

The way I was so fucking confused until I checked and realized I accidently reblogged some metalocalypse fanart to the wrong account THAT IS SO FUNNY. Lol

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ay how you doin hope u have a great day can u write some fluff hc with superbat and the batboys aged down. idk does that make sense ?hope so. k bye

Sure! Let's say that this was done by a villain of sorts. Their beam was suppose to take away the initial powers/advantages of a superhero, but it failed and instead just set the person back to restart. (Baby/toddler) This also means a mind wipe so the children won't remember.

Dick is 5. Cassandra is 4 1/2. Jason is 3. Tim is 2. And Damian is 3.

Bruce can no longer talk to his children in his normal voice and exclusively talks to them in his "my precious baby" voice. Not condescendingly, just super in love. Clark also reserves that voice for his children. But Bruce is far worse.

At first, Bruce and Clark thought they werent going to be able to take control of 5 rugrats around the mansion, but as it turns out, they're better parents to toddlers than to teenagers.

Something that Bruce missed out on with his children was reading to them. He can now use his extensive knowledge of spy stories Alfred read to him to his children. It's always a hit.

Bruce got to see Little Dick do some of his first acrobatics like tumbling. Dick's face when he pops back up after a successful tumble sends fireworks to Bruce and Clark's heart. They cant help but smother him in kisses.

Because of the ten year gap Bruce has with Damian, he got most of the time alone with Bruce. Every laughter, every smile, every cry, every pout, Bruce saw more and more of a child he never got to raise. At night, Bruce held Damian the longest because he wishes he could go back those 10 years and raise Damian. All the tantrums and sleepless nights would be worth it.

Talkitive. The only way to describe Cassandra was talkitive. Lots of laughter, lots of screams, lots of garbled up speech, lots of shouting, lot of terrible sentence structure. They couldn't get her to shut up. Clark would talk back to her as if they were having a conversation and it would only rile her up more. Alfred would decide she was talking about how Bruce always left his wet towels on the floor of the bathroom and should be more considerate to his aging butler. With child in tow and a swift nod, Bruce couldnt help but incline. After a few days, It hit Bruce why she was so loud. Because she was never allowed to be loud or talkitive. He hated silencing her.

YOU BET YOUR ASS THEY HAD A PHOTO SHOOT! All different clothing, all different poses. Tim was a trip when the camera was on him and Jason would always try to steal his spotlight. Dick took "big brother pictures" with all his siblings, even gave Damian a kiss when told to. Clark is trying to figure out how to fit all his photos in his wallet, while Bruce is trying to find the perfect wall to put them all on.

All of them have said "Daddy" or "da" at least once while turned into toddlers. If that shit dont turn Bruce and Clark into complete messes, idk what would. Jason gets the biggest hugs when he asks for "Daddy"

Any night, AND I MEAN ANY, were immediately met with 10 minute hugs and chocolate milk, no matter how late.

While Damian and Tim were still in diapers, Jason wasnt. However, he turned out to be a bed wetter. Clark found out first when he caught Jason trying to cover it up with a towel. He changed the sheets then changed Jason. Told him that he also wet the bed when he was his age. Told him how his mother would never judge him and give him the best hugs to put him back to sleep. So Clark did just that and sent him back to bed.

Damian and those animals cracked everyone up. Titus, Ace, and Pennyworth all knew everyone, including Damian. They licked him, slept with him, Titus even picked him up. It was sweet and adorable until Damian had his whole face licked by Batcow and was left with cow salvia.

All of the kids were cuddly creatures. While eating, while watching TV, while playing, while reading. They wanted to be with Bruce, Clark, or Alfred. It was the norm to find Bruce being laid on by 3 kids at once watching TV. Bruce wouldnt DARE move.

Bruce and Clark had to return to work while the kids were still little, so when they both came home, they were run over by 5 toddlers are excited that "daddy" was home. Bombarded by drawings and sticky fingers and possibly paint? Bruce never wanted this dream to end. But it had to.

Before they had to changed back, that night Bruce got everyone in their bed and read "Goodnight Moon" to them. Clark scooted in on his side and watched the man he fell in love with read to their children. All of them fell asleep on Bruce.

"I dont want them to go"

"They're not going anywhere, Bruce. They'll be right here"

"No they won't. Not like this."

Bruce sobbed before they were changed back. Clark held his hand through it. He shed a tear or too.

The kids don't remember much about their little endeavor, but all of them had a sense of contentment about themselves. When they asked Bruce about it, it was met with "The laser turned you into children, Alfred took care of you while we figured a way to turn you back."

It would of ended on that if Clark didnt come by and told them that it was a joint effort between the three of them, but Bruce did a lot of the watching and playing.

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EVEN MORE IN: Diana having to top both pillow princess Bruce and Clark. Bruce and Clark fighting over who gets to be fucked first.

OUT: Bruce and Clark fighting over who gets to top as they are both tops and “wrestle for dominance.”

IN: Bruce and Clark fighting over who gets to bottom as they are both pillow princesses!

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OUT: Bruce and Clark fighting over who gets to top as they are both tops and "wrestle for dominance."

IN: Bruce and Clark fighting over who gets to bottom as they are both pillow princesses!

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Hey, 

I still believe in all this shit and have decided to prove once more that Bruce can have a variety of emotions because I keep seeing stoic, unhappy Bruce and that is a no-no! 2.0 emotions!

Bruce can be cocky

Bruce can be imagantive

Bruce can be gentle

Bruce can be outraged

Bruce can go mad

Bruce can be protective

Bruce can break down

Bruce can show PHYSICAL affection

So, from one creator to another, Batman is a human. All humans are emotional. Give your character the emotions they deserve and I promise they will flourish. 

So something that I see everywhere with superbat (and honestly any picture of a ship with Bruce Wayne), he has the same -_- expression. No matter what they’re doing.

Kissing: -_-

Sex: -_-

Dating: -_-

Domestic shit: -_-

Like, Bruce has emotions! Just because his main expression he has is -_-, doesn’t means it’s not there.

Bruce can be stern

Bruce can be scared

Bruce can be flustered

Bruce can be happy

Bruce can cry

Bruce can be exhausted

Bruce can be shocked

Bruce can be out smarted by his own damn kid

Brucd can show emotions! It’s very much there! So please stop acting like Bruce hates kissing where it looks like he’s aggressive. Stop acting like Bruce is angry while having sex when he looks like he should be having a noice time. Stop acting like he hates it when any one you ship him with shows affection.

He enjoys things. He hates things. He shouldn’t hate loving someone. Please give the man a break and let him f e e l

This has been a PSA.

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Bruce is Gotham's playboy Prince so obviously a playboy bunny suit has to be involved at some point

(I honestly always forget that playboy bunny’s is an older concept than I imagine.)

I can imagine the magazines and videos are of him with Playboy Bunny’s and looking pretty “Woo! I’m with the Bunnys!” but when he’s home and with Clark, he’s the one in the suit and it’s Clark’s turn to be all “Woo! I’m with THE Bunny!”

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Hello. ^^ May I request an angsty mpreg superbat hc? Maybe in Dawn of Justice, Clark and Bruce could had a one night stand? But after Clark's death, Bruce finds out he's pregnant. He then realizes that he's fallen in love with the Kryptonian. Bruce later gives birth to a baby girl. He decides to call her Clara. Being a single mom was hard on Bruce, but loves Clara nonetheless. As she gets older, Bruce takes her to visit Clark's grave and tells her stories of what an honorable hero he was.

I’m going to assume that Justice League hasn’t happened yet and it may had been delayed because of the pregnancy and birth. So I’ll put Clara around 5 when Justice League happens. (Makes Clark’s resurrection a little creepier) Bruce raises the poor girl by himself with the help of Alfred. She’s a happy little girl and is shown to have Clark’s powers. Bruce doesn’t keep the fact that Martha Kent has a grand child or that Lois may also have a god child (if she’s comfortable with it, which she is) and actively invites her and Lois into his and his daughter’s life. Martha helps Bruce understand that raising a child with powers is going to be difficult but worth it. Clara can only lift moderately stronger than her peers but it’s growing every day. Diana and Bruce are also in the midst of forming the Justice League but no real threat has hit them yet so the plan keeps getting more and more postponed. Clara refers to Diana as Auntie Diana and loves her to bits. Diana and Bruce manage to create a team well over a year before it’s needed, (so when Clara’s 4) Bruce has no problem telling the others who’s the father of Clara, what had happened, what he wishes didn’t happen. It’s a regret on his shoulders that their love couldn’t blossom because of person issues that could of been worked out. The members become a large part of Clara’s life as everyone in there adores her, sees the hope in her and can’t help but fall in love with her. Once Justice League happens and Clark is back, Bruce tells him the truth alone. He wanted to tell him what happened over the pass 5 years and ask him to be apart of his life again. Clark is over whelmed but want’s a part in this life. His life. And he decides to be that part in Clara’s life that is missing.

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WHAT IF............... WHAT IF INSTEAD OF FIGHTING IN BVS BRUCE AND CLARKE JUST FIGURED OUT IT'D BE BETTER FOR EVERYONE AND TO AVOID DESTRUCTION IF THEY JUST HAD REALLY REALLY ANGRY SEX

OK I HEAR WHAT YOU’RE SAYING AND I WAS GOING TO PUT A FUCKING REACTION PICTURE HERE BUT EVERY GOD DAMN REACTION PHOTO WAS A MIXTURE OF PORN AND MY LITTLE PONY!!!!??!?!?!?!? SO NOW I’M A LITTLE SCARED!!!!

But I mean, what couldn’t be saved by angry sex.....

probably a lot but we won’t count those.

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Do u have any bruce and de-aged baby dick hcs?

(So I’m assuming that Dick has de-aged mentally and physically)

Dick is the most active baby Bruce has ever seen and he’s never satisfied in one position for long before wanting to be somewhere else or go into the next room or go outside.

Bruce loves showing off his baby boy in the cutest outfits he could get his hands on at such a short notice.

Between trying to find a cure for Dick and wanting to keep him this way forever, Bruce had delayed his research by a week just to spend more time with baby Dick.

Dick’s favorite position is being held upside down by his ankles on Bruce’s back. He garbles and laughs every time.

The League knew of Dick’s condition and gave Bruce the space and privacy to fix Dick. Bruce came to the meeting the next day with a baby sling on and Dick inside sound asleep. There was no meeting that day.

As much as Bruce wanted to post every picture of Dick, he knew he couldn’t because the press was keeping tabs on him and if another unsuspecting child pops up, they’ll have a frenzy.

The day before Bruce changed him back, he held him in his arms the whole day until they both fell asleep exhausted in a rocking chair. Alfred took the last photo and covered the two up.

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Has Bruce ever tried to twerk for Clark before, due to Clark's love for his ass?

Of course!

It may of not been the best the first time around or even all that serious but once he got the hang of it, I don’t doubt Bruce bouncing that bubble ass on Clark.

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So something that I see everywhere with superbat (and honestly any picture of a ship with Bruce Wayne), he has the same -_- expression. No matter what they’re doing.

Kissing: -_-

Sex: -_-

Dating: -_-

Domestic shit: -_-

Like, Bruce has emotions! Just because his main expression he has is -_-, doesn’t means it’s not there.

Bruce can be stern

Bruce can be scared

Bruce can be flustered

Bruce can be happy

Bruce can cry

Bruce can be exhausted

Bruce can be shocked

Bruce can be out smarted by his own damn kid

Brucd can show emotions! It’s very much there! So please stop acting like Bruce hates kissing where it looks like he’s aggressive. Stop acting like Bruce is angry while having sex when he looks like he should be having a noice time. Stop acting like he hates it when any one you ship him with shows affection.

He enjoys things. He hates things. He shouldn’t hate loving someone. Please give the man a break and let him f e e l

This has been a PSA.

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Headcanon 1,434

Bruce: Am I getting fat?

Clark: Yes.

Bruce: cLARK

Clark: A FAT ASS!!!!

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Omggg preggers Bruce sounds really adorable xD Got anymore adorable + hilarious headcanons between pregnant!mommy Bruce & daddy! Clark? ( i have a hc where Bruce likes to absentmindedly rub his tummy whilst singing to it x3 )

Of course!

(this was something I used to do when I was first born) Clark and Bruce’s baby, when they were first born, used to sink back into her baby carrier when Bruce carried them around. Bruce would freak out because one moment the baby’s head was there and the next it wasn’t.

Clark is like a regular parent, baby talks to his baby. Bruce doesn’t. He’ll come right up to the baby and ask questions, talk to them about business ventures, and tell them to up front that their crying isn’t necessary.

Clark was this close to knocking someone’s teeth out for approaching Bruce while breastfeeding and call him “indecent” 

Bruce was worried that while 9 months pregnant, his stomach wasn’t as out as a normal persons stomach would. He badgered every chance he got to Dr. Leslie about possible malnutrition. (even though eh ate every chance he got)

 The League was thrilled to hear about Bruce’s pregnancy and brought girts for the baby.

Diana gave them a sword and shield. They need to learn how to probably fight when they come with their aunty Diana to Thesymicra.

 Arthur gave them an authentic Atlanian necklace. Filled with the finest pearls, gems, and sea silk.

Barry gave them a play forensic scientist kit. Much to Bruce’s dismay. It was on his registry for things to buy for the baby.

Hal and the lanterns gave them a play green lantern ring so the baby can be a space cop too. Lighten up, Bruce! If all hell breaks loose, they’ll always have a family and a group of bad asses to back them up!

Do you have any idea how many god parents this child has??????

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In my hc, male kryptonians appear to have a vagina with an enlarged clit, but it's a penis that grows larger when aroused to allow for penetration. What do you think Bruce's reaction would be to discovering this

A lot of animal hermaphrodites have that same description. Since he;s an alien and what not, Bruce was probably waiting on something like that but didn’t realize that he both parts to play with. Twice the genitalia, twice the fun!

Besides, he’s probably done weirder stuff then a threesome with a penis and vagina.

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Clark has thought of growing a mustache, Alfred is in favor, Bruce is against... The kids would rather have a beard.

Honest, Bruce would probably see his father more than Clark if Clark grew a mustache. I mean, he’s got a killer mustache, it’s hard to compete. A beard would be better because Bruce still has his fuzzy faced husband and Clark got his macho facial hair. A beard would be the better option.