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You can't date a MILF without supporting, respecting and appreciating her role as a MOM. You don't deserve a submissive lover if you aren't a good Dom. You can't afford a SAHM if you can't buy her a home to stay in. There are whole entire little LIVES that we are responsible for when we indulge in a breeding/pregnancy kink - don't come blathering on about "stud services" to me, either - if you love pregnant bodies, pregnant women, moms, milfs, bla bla bla, then I sincerely hope you are ready, willing and fully prepared to cherish, uplift and uphold whomsoever you decide to indulge those proclivities with - not just worshipping their body, but sharing in the physical work and emotional labor of pregnancy, birth and parenting.

It’s really unattractive when people are into breeding and pregnancy but aren’t there for the whole woman—if you want her to carry your kids, you better be one hell of a good dad to them!

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If you ever jacked off to my pic you owe me like $5

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Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

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Pretty sure you’re supposed to wrap your arms around my waist and pound up into me. But what do I know

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They don't matter, they never did. Ugh, I needed this. Thanks, queen(s)!

Video captions: And stop trying to show your ex what they missed out on! Stop trying to teach your family a lesson for not believing in you! Stop trying to shit on your haters! Do it for you! Do it because you deserve it! Do it for YOU! Water your dreams with love! Don’t put no hate and resentment, and try to — “oh Imma fucking show them, Imma show” — FUCK THEM! Fuck them, do it for you! They don’t matter! They NEVER mattered.

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Democrats need a Project 2026.

250 years of the first Constitution, 1776-2026.

Time for the second Constitution.

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Lordt save me from audacious, rude, demanding and outright mean mediocre dating app dudes. Have MERCY! Nudes are for paying customers and BOYFRIENDS - which means we need more than one short conversation, at LEAST plans for a date first. Otherwise, pay me. Seriously, fuck all ya'll.

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My wife and I have a little game we play called "Speaking From Ignorance."

To play Speaking From Ignorance, all you need is a phone with a voice recorder, and another person who knows considerably more or considerably less about a topic than you do. The topic can be anything: from "how to bake a quiche" to "what happens in the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies" to "who is Florence Pugh" to "how does the traveling salesman problem work." All that matters is that one of you has a firm grasp on the material, and one of you absolutely the fuck does not.

Then the person who knows about the topic turns on the recorder, and says to the person who knows barely anything: "Hey - tell me everything you think you know about [X]."

The speaker is then not allowed to ask any questions. Nor is the expert allowed to volunteer any information. The expert is allowed to pipe up with a faintly incredulous "Oh--really? Do you--do you think so?" from time to time, but for the most part, the expert's job is just to sit there and make encouraging sounds while the speaker digs their own grave.

This is never not funny.

The reason you record it is because, very often, the first thing the speaker wants to do after finishing the recording is find out how you actually make a quiche, or whatever. Then you both get to go back and listen to how wrong they were.

We have a small library now of Speaking From Ignorance recordings, and I'm going to be listening to them until I'm eighty.

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Literally just had a dude give me the "I have a headache" excuse like a 1950s housewife 😔 Clearly I am not doing this whole dating thing correctly. Might go back into single mom hibernation mode. Not a damn thing worth leaving my bed for.

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Nobody tells you how hard it is to rewire your brain so you can allow amazing things to happen to you after so much trauma or hurt. Blessings exist, good people exist, a softer life exists. Let it happen.

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Imagine coming in for an entire work shift or even an entire day, and your manager tells you you’re working for free and won’t get paid today. Now imagine being forced to work for free for days, weeks sometimes months in a row…

Bc that’s what sex workers do cooonstantly 😩

Tip sex workers goddammit 🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼

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I was so pumped about my workout today, it really felt like I accomplished something. So tell me why I then proceeded to eat a whole cannister of pickle pringles in one sitting like a feral goblin with binge eating disorder her freshman year of college? 🫣😮‍💨🤦‍♀️ why am I like this?

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This has been a very hard lesson, still being reinforced.

Here’s a hard truth:

You can’t make someone love you.

You can’t whisper your worth into their heart, or weave yourself into the fabric of their soul.

Love isn’t earned through effort, it’s given freely, or not at all.

So don’t shrink yourself trying to fit into their world.

Don’t chase a love that runs. The one meant for you will see you, choose you, and love you without question, without condition.

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Agreed. Pay me.

if you slide in the DMs claiming you “want to get to know” someone but really you’re just hoping you’ll get nudes/sexting out of them, then you’re trash and a lil predatory but that’s just my opinion 🙃

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I'ma just leave these here for like... *Cough* Research purposes and such.