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The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity
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in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.
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the underwhelming dense pang of sadness mixed with the loss of personal identity and opportunity that goes hand-in-hand when you're forced to live with your parents as someone well into their adult years lol
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I have covid for the 4th time (I take care of people who are positive and don't understand they can't snap my mask off. It happens.) My coworkers were making fun of me because they don't know anyone who has had it as many times as me. So I'm wondering.
#i didn’t intend to vote at all but accidentally hit 3#which is exactly how many times I’ve had it#i mask and I’ve been vaxxed as many times as i can be#but i also work in schools#and live in an extremely dense city#i somehow know people who have never had it and while I’m happy for them I’m also envious
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#I was born in nyc and have lived here all my life#I hope I never have to leave#if I was going to pick something else I guess I’d pick DC because I have family members in Maryland
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How to talk to short people💙♀️
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Isekai with male protags: "I was a loser on earth but now I'm super fucking strong and gettin mad bitches"
Isekai with female protags:
Reincarnated princess uses earth knowledge to make magitech a thing and romances sad girl
Girl romantically pursues her video game waifu
Girl is tasked to teach actual fucking gods to be more empathetic to humans
Woman reincarnated as the daughter of a magic item crafter uses earth knowledge to advance her trade
"Straight" girl is sucked into a world with zero men and lesbians everywhere and finds out she's sapphic (there's like actual plot but the gay is what matters.... to me)
A ghibli film. Need I say more
Woman reincarnated in video game as doomed villainess desperately tries to change her story
Girl reincarnated as a tiny baby spider kills monsters to level up
Like the male protag one but the lame guy's mom got isekaid with him and she's the op one.
Two normal girls fight urban legends in terrifying danger dimension
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reblolgos for bigger sample size :))
#my favorite is pomegranate#which is frustrating because it’s very seasonal#but they are in season right now#so I don’t have to descend into hell and get trapped there because I ate pomegranate seeds or whatever#I can just go to the grocery store
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Ah the Sohma family, my favourite emotional support cult
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Nobody understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 years old.
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Men who whimper, Men who cry
Men who God will not let die
Men who straight up fucking suck
Men I would hit with my truck
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#i was very concerned for a moment because the last thing i watched was a few episodes of the shibuya arc of jujutsu kaisen#i'm dead dead very very dead#BUT then i remembered that more recently than that i read a bit of a nonfiction book about the scientific pursuit of immortality#so idk maybe i'll live slightly longer because of strange mouse experiments
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i actually saw a play about doctor semmelweis having a total breakdown because no matter what he did, no one took him seriously. ironically i was the only person in the audience wearing a mask.
#also did you know that people used to intentionally spit on the ground in order to spite campaigns asking them not to#campaigns intended to curb the spread of tuberculosis?#idk if people's brains are being manipulated by viruses and bacteria or what
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#all the time#i once spent a whole summer in the waiting room of a chiropractor's office my mom was working in#also i spent a lot of time in various retail establishments she managed#the best was when she worked at barnes & nobles#i would go there after school and sit on the floor and do my homework and then read until she got off work#my dad would also install me and my siblings in the conference room in his lab when we were with him on weekends#once he finished everything he had to do he would take us into cold storage and talk about viral replication#either that or bring us to the computer lab where he would rack up neopoints on the neopets stock market#and then buy things at outlandish prices from our neopets stores
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