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Ice king said "i'm a villain not a monster" 😭
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Just attempted to submit the link for the results of my career assessment for a school assignment. Only to see after submitting that I somehow submitted the link for my Rice Purity test score instead. FML! How the fuck does this even happen?????!!!!!!
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I’ve been listening to Midnight Burger, and I really like it so far, however it’s taking me a very long time to get through it. This is because I have to pause it a lot due to violent stimming caused by hearing Caspar’s voice. His voice and general personality are like crack cocaine for my autism. I cannot explain why this is. Or why I, a devout sapphic, am in love with a Heterosexual Man (tm).
#midnight burger#caspar midnight burger#podcasts#audio drama#scifi#please no spoilers!#I’m trying so hard to remain unspoiled
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And we apologize to the Mizrahi for what Goyim have done to hummus. Dessert Hummus must be destroyed, for the sake of humanity
ashkenazim im so sorry for what they're doing to your foods. theyre making bagels out of yogurt. fucking yogurt. you all deserve better than this
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REPOST AND SPREAD THE WORD
#stop project 2025#project 2025#fuck trump#save democracy#vote blue#please vote#video games#call of duty#grand theft auto#fortnite
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I’ve been rewatching The Dragon Prince, and I think I’ve come up with a solid theory about how it ends.
So we finally understand Aaravos’s motivations, and I’ve seen a lot of people theorizing that Aaravos will get a redemption arc, but I don’t think that’s the case. Aaravos has committed atrocities and no matter the reason he did them I don’t think this show could truly ‘redeem’ him without it coming off as forced or fake. Especially not in one season.
We also know that at the end of the last arc Callum became The High Mage, so where does he go from there? Possibly becoming an Archmage? But wait! How does Callum manage to learn four Arcanum’s in one season? Simple, he absorbs Aaravos’s power!
My guess is that Aaravos will be killed and there will be a heartbreaking scene where he reunites with is daughter, afterwards Callum will absorb Aaravos’s magic and become an Archmage!
If the show gets renewed for a third act maybe we could see Callum beginning to mimic some of Aaravos’s behaviors or possibly even dreaming/hallucinating visions or projections of Aaravos.
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Just shot out of bed at the realization that Daisy’s real name is Alice. I know that Jonny has an issue with naming multiple people the same thing (I.E Michael to the power of 4), but this seems significant.
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tmagp au where the OIAR employees get locked in the office for a work week while the building is shut down. five nights at FR3-d1's
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rb if you could be the antichrist
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Voltron warned me not to put faith in them red and blue ships
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astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.
balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.
fruit snacks are missing.
multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.
physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.
conclusions: ???????
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Jumblr needs to see this
this little snippet from the WTNV directors notes made me smile so hard!!!! going to be pondering this for a while
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And now we have proof. Trump intends to enact Project 2025 if he becomes president. If you disagree with ANY of the policies that are outlined in Project 2025 I am begging you to get out and vote! It is so crucially important that we defeat him by a landslide victory. We Are Not Going Back!
“What OUR movement will do.”
Trump is Project 2025
#donald trump#project 2025#the heritage foundation#bad men with bad plans#maga 2024#wake up#u.s. news#u.s. politics#2024 presidential election#what is at stake
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