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                                      who told you so, dilly dilly, who told you so?

                                     t’was my own heart, dilly dilly, that told me so.

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     ——-      WELCOME, FOOLISH MORTALS, TO THE HAUNTED MANSION.

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┃┃╰ »       a.   //   rcher.

PENCIL  TAPS  INCESSANTLY  AT  THE  TABLE  –  eyes  boring  into  the  chalk  board  ahead  of  him.               HE  WAS  TWENTY-ONE  FOR  GODS  SAKE ;  &&  yet  here  he  was,             back  in  high-school.                 as  if  the  isle  hadn’t  been  torturous  enough  !                      they  DEMANDED  he  be  taught  how  to  FIT  IN  with  the  good  guys  –  though,          in  comparison  to  some  of  the  other  ‘ evil ‘  kids  coming  through  here,            archer  was  a  SAINT.      

‘  && WHAT  do  you  do  when  faced  with  the  decision  to  tell  the  truth  ?       —————archer,           you  haven’t  spoken  today  !              please  tell  us  the  answer.  ‘          the  fairy  godmother  chimes  in  that  sing-song  voice  that  feels  like  nails  up  his  spine.         he  blinks  at  her  ;  over-exaggerated  &  slow.             ❛   you  lie.   ❜           his  tone  is  DRY  ;  bored  &  cocky.             she  frowns  at  him  &  he  smirks.                 before  she  can  reprimand  him,         class  is  out.              he  bolts  from  his  seat  &  out  into  the  hall,             running  headlong  into  someone  else.               he  drops  his  books  on  the  floor  &  makes  a  face  before  crouching  down  to  pick  them  up  &  put  them  into  his  satchel.               he  glances  at  the  female  he  now  notices  has  fallen  on  the  ground  from  the  impact.                  ❛   oh—–    sorry  about  that.   ❜             he  stands  &  offers  a  hand.             /  @stwrdss

  coffee  from  the  dining  hall  was  shit  and  yet,  constance  still  drank  it.  during  finals  season,  it  was  her  life  blood.  the  girl  tried  to  get  sleep  on  a  good  day,  but  when  finals  season  rolled  around?  all  semblance  of  a  sleep  schedule  got  thrown  out  the  window.  she  was  half  way  through  her  third  cup  of  the  day  and  headed  back  to  the  library  when  someone,  unceremoniously,  slammed  into  her  coming  out  of  a  classroom.  figures,  just  her  luck.

  coffee  and  few  books  that  she  was  carrying  in  her  arms  clatter  to  the  ground.  the  coffee  effectively  splatters  across  her  blouse  and  onto  her  books  as  the  cup  hits  the  ground.  the  rest  of  the  liquid  spills  onto  the  floor  and  she  wants  to  cry.  reaching  out,  she  regathers  her  books  into  arms  as  she  tries  to  decide  how  to  contain  the  coffee.  there  is  a  hand  in  her  face  and  she  looks  up  to  the  person  that  knocked  her  to  the  ground  in  the  first  place.  reaching  up,  she  took  his  hand  and  let  him  pull  her  up.  it  was  the  least  he  could  do.       ❝  thanks,   ❞      she  muttered.       ❝  i  --  guess  i  should  find  something  to  clean  this  up.   ❞

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so i may or may not have made a new child.

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‘ hi i’m here to ruin everything ’

  constance’s  eyes  hardened  as  she  glared  at  archer.  if  he  so  much  touched  one  book,  he  was  a  dead  man.  she’d  worked  too  hard  and  too  long  on  this  project  for  him  to  ruin  everything  now.      ❝  sit,  don’t  touch,  ❞      she  muttered  under  her  breath  with  her  head  tipped  over  a  book  and  highlighter  in  hand.  as  she  highlighted,  it  crossed  her  mind  that  her  previous  comment  might  have  come  of  as  a  little  rude.      ❝   sorry,  can  i  help  you  with  something,  archer?  ❞

most  popular  text  posts.   //   @stolenchance   //   accepting.

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‘ “what’s a queen without her king?” well, historically, better ’

  peal  of  laughter  escapes  the  brunette  because  the  other  is  CORRECT.  the  question  had  been  theoretical,  yet  the  response  had  her  smiling.  historically,  yes,  a  queen  was  better  without  a  king  at  her  side.  maybe  she  didn’t  need  her  co-captain  at  her  side  after  all;  she  would  be  able  to  handle  this  alone.  as  she  almost  always  had.      ❝  can  you  just  help  me  with  this  banner?  if  you  wouldn’t  mind?  i  just  don’t  have  enough  hands.  ❞

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✰ * º ❛ more popular text posts ask meme. ❜

‘  if i’m ever murdered i hope they make the chalk outline of my body hot  ’ ‘  i hope you end up ok  ’ ‘  i’m crying my best  ’ ‘  how fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to earth and everybody hid for a bit  ’ ‘  some kid just skateboarded down my street crying  ’ ‘  do you ever get in an “i don’t know” phase in your life. where you literally don’t have a solid answer to anything. you. just. don’t. know.  ’ ‘  i guess at this point i should just consider dating myself  ’ ‘  which of the three pillars of modern music is your favourite: burnin’ up by the jonas brothers, beautiful soul by jesse mccartney, or lucky by britney spears?  ’ ‘  you know my name… and also my story cause i overshare 24/7 tbh  ’ ‘  @ all of u that hate mint ice cream: what happened  ’ ‘  there is no doubt in my mind i’m really that bitch  ’ ‘  after you hit 21, you start forgetting your age cause ain’t nothing else to look forward to, besides sweet death  ’ ‘  why am i not currently in the italian countryside with a fruit plate wearing a light linen dress? unacceptable  ’ ‘  hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon  ’ ‘  remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life  ’ ‘  what the fuck is a good day  ’ ‘  sleeping pattern: ??¿?¿??¿¿¿?¿  ’ ‘  is he………you know…….*makes football throwing motion*….straight?  ’ ‘  does anyone else have a resting bitch face™, but kinda enjoys looking intimidating  ’ ‘  i’m not like most girls [rips off sunglasses]… i like most girls  ’ ‘  time flies when u take a 2hr depression nap in the middle of the day  ’ ‘  roses are red, i’m going to bed  ’ ‘  u know when ur hairs greasy and it makes u feel so so so bad about urself. and ur entire life. everything is awful bc my hair is greasy  ’ ‘  i’m just so glad the word “ugh” was invented  ’ ‘  just another day of loving with all my heart and believing in the universe  ’ ‘  you know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always  ’ ‘  come into bed and listen to the rain with me  ’ ‘  i hope all my girls out here r safe n being loved  ’ ‘  people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel,   ’ ‘  i want to have angel wings and be kinder, braver and more tender  ’ ‘  concept: a really nice italian restaurant but it’s spelled “spagooter” on the menu and the waiters won’t take your order unless you pronounce it like that  ’ ‘  i want kids but i’m scared they’ll blame me if they’re ugly  ’ ‘  does anyone have any tips for not thinking about it  ’ ‘  “what’s a queen without her king?” well, historically, better  ’ ‘  i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it  ’ ‘  i’m alive out of spite  ’ ‘  the beatles wouldn’t even fucking exist if big time rush hadn’t paved the path for them so shut the fuck up  ’ ‘  a bad person? who, me? that would be correct,  ’ ‘  you hate me? wow u think ur hot shit and original huh well i hated me first so u can go grab a number and wait ur turn  ’ ‘  my heart does a little “!” when I see you  ’ ‘  i just want to say from the bottom of my heart i didn’t sign up for this shit  ’ ‘  i deadass lost interest in everything. im just cruising on autopilot rn  ’ ‘  still got love for some people i know i’ll never talk to again.  ’ ‘  my mitochondria clearly aren’t working because this bitch has NO FUCKING ENERGY  ’ ‘  y’all i get attached to people so quickly wth  ’ ‘  i wonder how many strangers hate me bc of how someone else described me to them  ’ ‘  for the 80th year in a row, the song of the summer is Everytime We Touch by Cascada  ’ ‘  it’s weird to think that people who are 5 ft are only 5 subways long ’ ‘  in alcohol’s defense i’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too  ’ ‘  man this has been the worst life of my life  ’ ‘  having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch  ’ ‘  I Have To Be Dramatic. I Have To  ’ ‘  forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember  ’ ‘  “you’re obsessed with yourself” and you’re not??? sad. tragic  ’ ‘  are people becoming more annoying or am i becoming more angry  ’ ‘  do my dark under eye circles and unwashed hair turn you on  ’ ‘  KIDS REACT TO existentialism and the inevitability of death  ’ ‘  remember to do your best to be positive with a clear mind and believe in aliens because those motherfuckers are real  ’ ‘  personality: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK  ’ ‘  my gender is “pretty boy”  ’ ‘  what others call a rebellious phase i call the sudden realization i don’t deserve to be treated like garbage  ’ ‘  what is a sex drive? where is the sex going? does it even have a license?  ’ ‘  i don’t want to look “pretty” i want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening  ’ ‘  i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual  ’ ‘  do re me fa so done with you  ’ ‘  ctrl alt delete feelings cause i can’t do this shit no more  ’ ‘  i may seem like an asshole, but deep down i’m a good person and even deeper down i’m a bigger asshole  ’ ‘  should i go back to school tomorrow or should i fling myself into the ocean  ’ ‘  am i too judgemental or is everyone annoying: an autobiography by me  ’ ‘  are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch  ’ ‘  i love drunk me but i don’t trust her  ’ ‘  has anyones crush ever actually worked out for them or is that a myth?  ’ ‘  i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5′3″ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy  ’ ‘  if i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly i’d have 0 dollars bitch u thought lmao  ’ ‘  my last words will probably be sarcastic  ’ ‘  i used to be a straight a student. now i’m not even straight  ’ ‘  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened  ’ ‘  single and ready to find aliens  ’ ‘  it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful  ’ ‘  i want to make friends but at the same time no  ’ ‘  there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me, it’s called the throne  ’ ‘  hi i’m here to ruin everything  ’ ‘  i’m glad dogs can’t read the ‘no dogs allowed’ signs so they don’t feel sad and feel left out  ’ ‘  we’re all better and gayer people than we used to be  ’ ‘  every time i speak i am reminded why i should not  ’ ‘  every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough  ’ ‘  i don’t know what i’m feeling but there is a lot of it  ’ ‘  the rumors are true: i’m soft and i just want to be loved  ’ ‘  i’m like a hexagon: all my hecks r gone  ’ ‘  we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at  ’ ‘  i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on  ’ ‘  my kink: not having to set an alarm for the next morning  ’ ‘  on the bright side, at least i am not addicted to cocaine  ’ ‘  they called me stupid?? well joke’s on them i don’t even know what that means  ’ ‘  i might get a lot of shit for saying this but i think it’s fun to enjoy things  ’ ‘  i’m the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person i know  ’ ‘  assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student id number  ’ ‘  there she goes again, being over dramatic and by she, i mean me  ’ ‘  if u don’t know how to respond to something just say ‘how dare you’  ’ ‘  um that’s u’re* not ur  ’ ‘  i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on  ’ ‘  so sick of looking at my purse and not seeing $20,000  ’ ‘  literally want to be rich for the clothes  ’ ‘  me??? upset???? yes constantly  ’ ‘  a good gender neutral term to use is ‘fool’  ’ ‘  today’s schedule: suffer  ’ ‘  my middle name is actually $$  ’ ‘  don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake  ’ ‘  i want someone who will light a fire in me  ’ ‘  i want someone who will light me on fire  ’ ‘  i’m too cute for 90% of the shit i go thru  ’ ‘  who needs therapy when you can Realize™ things about yourself alone at 1 am  ’ ‘  why is there so much blood in my alcohol system  ’ ‘  no offense but i am a blessing to this earth  ’ ‘  haha oops i care about you  ’ ‘  they call me calcium because i give everyone strong bones  ’ ‘  do you have that one person that you can’t look at when you’re trying to be mad at them because they’re so cute??  ’ ‘  hi i’m here to ruin everything  ’ ‘  one day i’m gonna say ‘fight me!’ and someone’s just gonna fuckin deck me  ’ ‘  me? a jealous hoe? absolutely  ’ ‘  it’s raining but it’s not men so what’s the point  ’ ‘  i think i may be gayer than i originally planned  ’ ‘  i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry  ’ ‘  me? overreacting? shit probably  ’ ‘  i would like to publicly announce that i have no idea what i’m doing  ’ ‘  is there a scholarship for trying  ’ ‘  me?? using sarcasm as a defense mechanism??????? what?????  ’ ‘  i don’t know what i’m feeling but there is a lot of it  ’ ‘  i require a lot of attention or you get a lot of attitude  ’ ‘  “what the fuck” is an emotion now and it’s the only one i have  ’ ‘  you’re important to me, you piece of shit  ’

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  ———–   GUYS,      I  WANT  A  CASTLE  ;  i’m  takin’  his.        //           independent disney’s descendants  original villain character    —————————————————-   A  R  C  H  E  R    R  I  D  E  R   //   written  by  CHAR. 

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 WAIT  A  MINUTE  !!!      WAIT  A  MINUTE !!!

                                                                  ——  NOW,  IT’S  TOO  LATE !!!

promo credit.

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   ❝  I  just  don’t  understand,  how  can  you  mess  up  an  assignment  that  badly?   ❞

open starter for all. --- mutuals and nonmutuals.

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┃┃╰ »       l.   //   uc.

 ❛      you  know ,   if  you  want  to  kiss  the  birthday  boy   …   now  is  your  chance .    he  wouldn’t  be  opposed !     ❜

╰    ›    ⋅  birthday  open  !

  cheeks  immediately  flush  bright  red  at  the  very  thought.  heart  either  threatens  to  stop  or  beats  so  fast  she  can’t  feel  it  anymore,  she  cannot  decide.      ❝  who  says  i  want  to  kiss  the  birthday  boy?  ❞     sarcasm,  a  defense  mechanism  she  has  learned  well  from  her  father  and  has  been  used  since  she  was  a  child.  there  was  only  one  problem,  she  did  want  to  kiss  the  birthday  boy,  but  there  was  too  much  to  risk,  too  much  to  lose  if  she  admitted  the  truth.  and  so,  she  became  a  coward  in  the  face  of  love  affection.  besides,  he  could  get  a  kiss  from  any  girl  or  guy  he  wanted;  they  both  knew  it.  courage  was  gathered  and  then  redirected  as  she  pressed  a  friendly  kiss  to  his  cheek  even  as  hers  were  burning,      ❝  happy  birthday,  cherie. ❞  

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DO NOT LOOK AT THE SOLAR ECLIPSE.

You can burn out your retinas and quite possibly go blind by doing so. Be safe this Monday! Use proper eclipse eyewear.

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Send 🚪 to slam the door in my muse’s face

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 WAIT  A  MINUTE  !!!      WAIT  A  MINUTE !!!

                                                                  ——  NOW,  IT’S  TOO  LATE !!!

promo credit.

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 WAIT  A  MINUTE  !!!      WAIT  A  MINUTE !!!

                                                                  ——  NOW,  IT’S  TOO  LATE !!!

promo credit.

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┃┃╰ »       f   //  abian.

           the  voice  that  answers  her  call  is  slow  like  fresh  honey,  laced  with  the  gentle  silver  timbre  of   someone  who  is  not  fully  awake  ;   the  young  fairy  had  intended  to  get  to  bed  early,  and  his  eyes  had  already  closed  when  the  BRIGHT RING  of  her  call  pulled  him, at  least  partially,  back  to  reality. ‘ mm … connie ? ’  he  asks  quietly,  unsure  if  his  brothers  and  dormmates  had  decided  to  join  him  in  his  slumber.  he  wasn’t  quite  awake  enough  to  truly  hear  her  request,  but  when  she called  ——  he  answered.  ‘  give me   …  ten  minutes ? ’  and  it  took roughly that,  and  by  the  time  he  reached  her  dorm  he  was  more  awake,  and  closer  to  functioning.  his  knuckles  rap  quickly  at  her  door,  waiting  for  her  to  open. 

  ten  minutes  seemed  unreasonably  LONG  in  that  moment;  seemed  like  an  eternity  to  her  alcohol  soaked  brain.      ❝  hurry  up?  ❞      not  a  command  but  a  request  which  is  a  difference  to  her  usual  no  nonsense  tone.  the  phone  was  hung  up  and  tossed  to  the  side,  she  was  going  to  have  a  hell  of  a  time  finding  it  tomorrow  morning.  corners  of  her  mouth  lifted  into  a  wide,  childish  grin  as  she  heard  a  knock  on  the  door,      ❝  fabian!  ❞      she  greeted  cheerfully  before  pressing  a  kiss  to  his  cheek,      ❝  come  in,  have  a  drink.  ❞      she  pulled  his  arm  so  that  he  might  join  her  in  the  room,      ❝  rum?  ❞

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neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.