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I FORGOT ABOUT THIS FIC AND WHEN I CANE BACK AO3 DELETED IT FROM MY DRAFTS I AM NOW REWRITING IT IN MY GOOGLE DOCS IM SORRY BESTFRIENDS

murder mystery detective!hyuuga x journalist!kiyoshi knb fic how we feeling about that besties

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everyone say happy birthday hyuuga junpei

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KNB SEASON TWO ON NETFLIX SO TRUE

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THEE sports anime boy blueprint

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thinks about how mitobe probably got lonely on the bench during season three when koga was on the court because nobody else understands him

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i hope koganei shinji slept well last night

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goodnight takao kazunari have sweet dreams shawty ily

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my (almost) baseless knb headcanons 

mitobe isn’t mute. he’s deaf, and he doesn’t like to speak because his hearing loss was rapid and pretty much complete, therefore he struggles with volume control. the reason it seems like koganei can communicate with him is because they speak to each other in sign language. 

murasakibara is nonbinary. they aren’t out completely yet, but himuro knows and will bite anyone who says a bad word against them. 

kuroko is allergic to cats. 

aida and kiyoshi have a joint fake discord account which they use to leech money off of men to fund team outings and training camps. 

izuki goes on to become a successful stand-up comedian after graduation, thanks to his (terrible) puns and lifetime of insane stories he has leftover from playing basketball at seirin. 

momoi can do the ‘uwu gamer girl’ voice and uses it to get free things on the internet. she hasn’t paid for aomine’s birthday/christmas presents since she was fourteen. 

kagami is an avid machine gun kelly fan.

takao can play the guitar. he only owns one - a mint green strat he saved all of his money for when he was a kid. his grandad taught him. they still play together. 

midorima can’t do maths. like, at all. 

kise is aro/ace. 

akashi collects something really stupid and small, but he has so much of it now he can’t just stop. like bottlecaps, or stamps, or stupid little rocks. 

imayoshi has a glasses prescription above +5. he just seems like his lenses need shaving when he gets new glasses because the lenses are so thick they’re a hazard to society. 

kasamatsu is a regular concert-goer and the sort of mosher you should keep a ten-foot distance from. 

aomine has a stick-and-poke of his teiko jersey number on his ribcage. nobody knows that it was in fact midorima who gave it to him. (this is because both of them passed out at least once during the whole ordeal and they vowed never to speak of it again).

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kiyoaida has this really strong vibe of two closeted gay teens “dating” to hide the fact they’re dating their “best friends” from their parents

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shit i forgot to wish aida riko happy lesbian day yesterday

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good night to:

- midotakao shippers

- mitobe fuckers

- koganei kinnies

- aomine apologists

- people who hc kuroko as trans

- kiyoshi teppei

- hyuuga stans

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ok i’m done spamming the dash w my hcs i’ll be back later with some more besties xoxox

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knb boys who also know how to braid:

kiyoshi, izuki, kise, midorima, kuroko, himuro, kagami

mitobe knows how to braid

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murasakibara is really tall so his parents must be really tall therefore i conclude his mother is a tall asf milf

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mitobe knows how to braid

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kise listens to ashnikko

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takao has a godly music taste this is canon fujimata tadatoshi told me