I can't just keep liking Baldurs Gate 3 content, so I made a home for it :) main is coffeecrittercafe
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
couldn’t believe how unbothered all the responses were by being ambushed w this in the middle of a goofy fun circus date like can you NOT ask me that we JUST started holding hands
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
Turns out he does like getting his tummy rubbed
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
He must consume another artifact. And soon!
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
Somewhere outside Moonrise Towers...
#enver gortash#vivette#envette#durgetash#baldur’s gate 3#bg3#hes SO SOFT for her look at THAT LOOK ugh
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
'we're here, aren't we?'
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
BG3 comic for @neb-art-zeke ^^
329 notes
·
View notes
Text
Durgetash sketchpage by wonderful @mureh ♡!! Scenes of Gortash x Durge Juria before and after "my wife has amnesia" bg3 events (⸝⸝ᵕ ᵕ⸝⸝)
#gortash#baldur’s gate 3#bg3#enver gortash#durgetash#durge#that one with the mirror got me 🥵#that mirror one is the best kind of sin pls SIR AND MAAM
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
My Durge is always rocking a high pony tail in-game but then I started wondering what might happen when she lets her hair down. This is the nonsense that I came up with. To banish Withers, head over to my Patreon to feast your eyes on sausage and melons for free. ✌
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
The Dadstarion saga continues with a lil Darcy page 🥺
#no omg my heart#it’s on the floor now#this is SO friggin cute#astarion#dadstarion#baldurs gate 3#fan art
764 notes
·
View notes
Text
When the netherese orb in your chest ruins your love life for a SECOND time 🤣
23K notes
·
View notes
Note
little headcanon
Roy is being chased by a group of bandits. becomes a dik-dik. He runs for his life and jumps through the camp of Staeve and Co. With a desperate leap he lands in Halsin's arms.
Animal + Druid = ❤️
When the bandits storm into the camp, they are happily greeted by the others with drawn swords.
Halsin is in the background cuddling Roy who is lying in his arms.
Crying this is the cutest scenario have some halsin and roy
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Congratulations, game. You really did subvert my initial expectations with the really-not-all-that-horny vampire and the totally sensible weed Dad figure and Mr. Gale "I'm totally into the fact you haven't taken in a bath in 2 weeks and I read a book about about being turned on by deadly danger and let's have astral projection 4-way sex with only 2 people in outer space and you look good jogging around the city in strappy bondage gear" Dekarios.
Not complaining. I was just surprised, that's all. I love having my expectations subverted.
11K notes
·
View notes
Text
Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.
But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.
And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.
And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.
34K notes
·
View notes
Text
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
There is hesitation in his eye for one moment. A passing thought of all the times spent together you'll never remember.
#durgetash#enver gortash#the dark urge#gortash x durge#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#fan art#i can't believe i fell in the durgetash hype but look at THEM
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
Astarion might not like flowers, but they really do suit him 🌹
6K notes
·
View notes