stoplickingthedamnthing
HISS. I say Hissss
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I can't just keep liking Baldurs Gate 3 content, so I made a home for it :) main is coffeecrittercafe
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stoplickingthedamnthing · 5 months ago
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couldn’t believe how unbothered all the responses were by being ambushed w this in the middle of a goofy fun circus date like can you NOT ask me that we JUST started holding hands
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stoplickingthedamnthing · 7 months ago
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Turns out he does like getting his tummy rubbed
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stoplickingthedamnthing · 7 months ago
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He must consume another artifact. And soon!
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stoplickingthedamnthing · 8 months ago
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Somewhere outside Moonrise Towers...
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stoplickingthedamnthing · 8 months ago
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'we're here, aren't we?'
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stoplickingthedamnthing · 8 months ago
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BG3 comic for @neb-art-zeke ^^
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stoplickingthedamnthing · 8 months ago
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Durgetash sketchpage by wonderful @mureh ♡!! Scenes of Gortash x Durge Juria before and after "my wife has amnesia" bg3 events (⸝⸝ᵕ ᵕ⸝⸝)
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stoplickingthedamnthing · 9 months ago
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My Durge is always rocking a high pony tail in-game but then I started wondering what might happen when she lets her hair down. This is the nonsense that I came up with. To banish Withers, head over to my Patreon to feast your eyes on sausage and melons for free. ✌
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stoplickingthedamnthing · 9 months ago
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The Dadstarion saga continues with a lil Darcy page 🥺
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stoplickingthedamnthing · 9 months ago
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When the netherese orb in your chest ruins your love life for a SECOND time 🤣
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stoplickingthedamnthing · 9 months ago
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little headcanon
Roy is being chased by a group of bandits. becomes a dik-dik. He runs for his life and jumps through the camp of Staeve and Co. With a desperate leap he lands in Halsin's arms.
Animal + Druid = ❤️
When the bandits storm into the camp, they are happily greeted by the others with drawn swords.
Halsin is in the background cuddling Roy who is lying in his arms.
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Crying this is the cutest scenario have some halsin and roy
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stoplickingthedamnthing · 9 months ago
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Congratulations, game. You really did subvert my initial expectations with the really-not-all-that-horny vampire and the totally sensible weed Dad figure and Mr. Gale "I'm totally into the fact you haven't taken in a bath in 2 weeks and I read a book about about being turned on by deadly danger and let's have astral projection 4-way sex with only 2 people in outer space and you look good jogging around the city in strappy bondage gear" Dekarios.
Not complaining. I was just surprised, that's all. I love having my expectations subverted.
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stoplickingthedamnthing · 9 months ago
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Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.
But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.
And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.
And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.
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stoplickingthedamnthing · 9 months ago
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stoplickingthedamnthing · 9 months ago
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There is hesitation in his eye for one moment. A passing thought of all the times spent together you'll never remember.
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stoplickingthedamnthing · 9 months ago
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Astarion might not like flowers, but they really do suit him 🌹
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stoplickingthedamnthing · 9 months ago
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Dik dik
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