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@tagfake so since u just blocked and move on, is it safe to say you aren't black and u have the audacity to say a black person, with every right to reclaim those slurs and call it like they see it, and then go and say porch monkey anyway?

that clownery my guy, here's ur shoes

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     cloud here! formerly known as @stompquirk​ i have remade! please give this post a like or reblog ( preferably ) if you would like to interact with a private rumi usagiyama a.k.a MIRUKO from bnha!

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     cloud here! formerly known as @stompquirk​ i have remade! please give this post a like or reblog ( preferably ) if you would like to interact with a private rumi usagiyama a.k.a MIRUKO from bnha!

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     cloud here! formerly known as @stompquirk​ i have remade! please give this post a like or reblog ( preferably ) if you would like to interact with a private rumi usagiyama a.k.a MIRUKO from bnha!

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     cloud here! formerly known as @stompquirk​ i have remade! please give this post a like or reblog ( preferably ) if you would like to interact with a private rumi usagiyama a.k.a MIRUKO from bnha!

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     cloud here! formerly known as @stompquirk​ i have remade! please give this post a like or reblog ( preferably ) if you would like to interact with a private rumi usagiyama a.k.a MIRUKO from bnha!

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     cloud here! formerly known as @stompquirk​ i have remade! please give this post a like or reblog ( preferably ) if you would like to interact with a private rumi usagiyama a.k.a MIRUKO from bnha!

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     cloud here! formerly known as @stompquirk​ i have remade! please give this post a like or reblog ( preferably ) if you would like to interact with a private rumi usagiyama a.k.a MIRUKO from bnha!

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     cloud here! formerly known as @stompquirk​ i have remade! please give this post a like or reblog ( preferably ) if you would like to interact with a private rumi usagiyama a.k.a MIRUKO from bnha!

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     cloud here! formerly known as @stompquirk​ i have remade! please give this post a like or reblog ( preferably ) if you would like to interact with a private rumi usagiyama a.k.a MIRUKO from bnha!

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     cloud here! formerly known as @stompquirk​ i have remade! please give this post a like or reblog ( preferably ) if you would like to interact with a private rumi usagiyama a.k.a MIRUKO from bnha!

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Drew this a couple weeks ago mostly to practice lines, not sure I like it that much but Rumi is my queen… 

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“Steamed Hams” Sentence Starters

Sentence starters from the “Steamed Hams” skit from the Simpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield”.

“Well, (name), I made it, despite your directions.” “I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.” “Oh ye Gods! My roast is ruined!” “But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?” “Hahaha, delightfully devilish, (name).” “I was just, uh, stretching my calves on the windowsill.” “Isometric exercise. Care to join me?” “Why is there smoke coming out of your oven?” “I hope you’re ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.” “I thought we were having steamed clams.” “No, I said steamed hams. That’s what I call hamburgers.” “It’s a regional dialect.” “Oh no, not in Utica, it’s an Albany expression.” “You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at (restaurant).” “And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they’re obviously grilled?” “You know, one thing I should- uh, excuse me for one second.” “That was wonderful. Good time was had by all. I’m pooped.” “Good lord, what is happening in there?” “Aurora borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?” “(Name), the house is on fire!” “Well, (name), you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham.”

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chub_bun on ig

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don’t reblog w/o permission !

i just want everyone 2 know rumi had to jump to be in this photo

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I just want to take a pretty girl to a park and spot lady birds after a quiet picnic of fresh fruits and nuts. Then we'll climb a tree and find a flat spot to look at the view, before sharing a kiss and cuddling contently.